Someone please make this better! What is he doing to himself? Sure, muscles are great, but look at his face! Can someone please stage an intervention?!?
Taron Egerton is Ruining His Looks
|by Anonymous||reply 99||November 10, 2021 1:49 AM|
Looks the same to me
|by Anonymous||reply 1||October 10, 2021 10:26 PM|
I mean this in the nicest possible way, but you must be blind. He looks like he's in his 70s.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||October 10, 2021 10:29 PM|
Face does look a lot different. Remember his look of love at Hugh Jackman? Biting his lip, even.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||October 10, 2021 10:30 PM|
He looks dehydrated and underfed for how much he's working out. And his eyebrows are almost completely gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||October 10, 2021 10:32 PM|
He has a disturbing, visible neck mole.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||October 10, 2021 10:32 PM|
Bad photos OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||October 10, 2021 10:33 PM|
He looks like any thirsty 31 year old.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||October 10, 2021 10:35 PM|
He was never pretty. He got the Elton role because of his wide head.
Though I think he played the role well, IMHO.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||October 10, 2021 10:44 PM|
He doesn’t have a lot lined up.
His hair is becoming noticeably thin and he still looks boyish, he has a longtime girlfriend (single actors do better with the public), and there’s no evidence he can do anything beyond musical-y or comedy roles.
He’s got no real dramas or action films under his belt and he’s 30+.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||October 10, 2021 10:44 PM|
Why only two pics? Why bother?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||October 10, 2021 10:47 PM|
He is dreamy.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||October 10, 2021 10:51 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||October 10, 2021 10:53 PM|
He looks way better with those few extra pounds he's lost (like in the GIF @ R3). He's too thin. And R4 is right about the eyebrows. That isn't helping either.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||October 10, 2021 10:58 PM|
He lost the delightfully thick neck and now looks like a CCS volunteer.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||October 10, 2021 10:58 PM|
I want him in me, quite deeply.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||October 10, 2021 11:01 PM|
He lost his baby fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||October 10, 2021 11:02 PM|
[quote] He lost the delightfully thick neck
Which emphasizes the black, unsightly mole.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||October 10, 2021 11:03 PM|
[quote] He lost the delightfully thick neck and now looks like a CCS volunteer.
California Cheap Skates gets volunteers?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||October 10, 2021 11:05 PM|
Much cuter now
|by Anonymous||reply 19||October 10, 2021 11:07 PM|
Well that was 5 years ago r3, he has aged.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||October 10, 2021 11:07 PM|
It's what happens when fat people go thin. Not something most people here would be familiar with.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||October 10, 2021 11:11 PM|
[quote]... there’s no evidence he can do anything beyond musical-y or comedy roles.
If they reboot the Matt Helm movies which were a spoof of the 007 movies he'll be a shoo-in.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||October 10, 2021 11:12 PM|
Yes, but he wasn't fat. He's prematurely aging himself and ruining his looks, just like Matthew McConaughey did. He thinks he's getting into killer shape, but he's ruining his face.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||October 10, 2021 11:14 PM|
I’ll still eat his butt.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||October 10, 2021 11:15 PM|
He's got AIDS face
|by Anonymous||reply 25||October 10, 2021 11:17 PM|
Going low body fat can age your face. Thats the origin of "a woman has to choose between your face or your ass"
|by Anonymous||reply 26||October 10, 2021 11:18 PM|
He’s become more handsome
|by Anonymous||reply 27||October 10, 2021 11:25 PM|
Who is he?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||October 10, 2021 11:28 PM|
Oh that's a tragedy. He used to be my physical ideal. Admittedly that type doesn't generally age well but dropping the bodyfat to an extreme low isn't helping him at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||October 10, 2021 11:32 PM|
But he's only made 2 movies, hasn't he?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||October 10, 2021 11:34 PM|
A few more. Kingsman, the Elton Biopic and um...
|by Anonymous||reply 31||October 10, 2021 11:35 PM|
[quote]He doesn’t have a lot lined up.
He has Sing 2 (voice role) that comes in December, he plays the creator of Tetris in an upcoming movie, he's currently filming a limited series for Apple+ and replaced Robert Pattinson in Claire Denis' "Stars at Noon".
|by Anonymous||reply 32||October 10, 2021 11:39 PM|
The Hugh Jackson movie was Eddie the Eagle and it's excellent.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||October 10, 2021 11:42 PM|
Thank you Tarragon's PR there.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||October 10, 2021 11:42 PM|
Oh yes I forgot Eddie the Eagle
|by Anonymous||reply 35||October 10, 2021 11:43 PM|
Or a fan, but you march to the beat of your own drum.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||October 10, 2021 11:44 PM|
They're endangered species. Fill your boots.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||October 10, 2021 11:46 PM|
I am now highly suspicious of that movie R33 which I've never seen.
I reckon billionaire gay Elton hired gay High Jackman to play a supporting role to test out unknown ugly-ish Taron Egerton to play an ugly-ish Eddie as a test run.
Billionaire gay Elton was satisfied and then asked the director and ugly-ish Taron to make his own, expensive life story movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||October 10, 2021 11:50 PM|
R5. I abhor moles, and his is super disgusting
|by Anonymous||reply 39||October 10, 2021 11:52 PM|
He no longer has the longtime girlfriend
|by Anonymous||reply 40||October 10, 2021 11:58 PM|
R25 beat me to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||October 11, 2021 12:04 AM|
He has gay circuit queen face. They get it from living solely on vodka on the rocks and meth.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||October 11, 2021 2:06 AM|
His face kinda looks like post-op Ellen Page.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||October 11, 2021 2:48 AM|
R38, the role of Eddie in the film Eddie the Eagle is not a “supporting role.”
|by Anonymous||reply 44||October 11, 2021 4:06 PM|
He looks like Scott Weiland.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||October 11, 2021 4:07 PM|
r44, I think r38 is referring to Hugh Jackman playing the supporting role, which isn't correct, either -- Jackman and Egerton are co-leads in the film.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||October 11, 2021 4:09 PM|
He's becoming like Luke something from Beauty and the Beast. Stringy and worn.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||October 11, 2021 4:19 PM|
Mike Vogel did the same thing
|by Anonymous||reply 48||October 11, 2021 4:43 PM|
He's British (Brit genes!!!) and he's over 30 - I'm afraid it's all gonna be downhill for his once-pretty face from now on.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||October 11, 2021 4:43 PM|
Yeah, Brits are on borrowed time after 30 with their looks. It's the genes and the gin.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||October 11, 2021 4:47 PM|
If he’s crash dieting or cutting carbs down to keto level, he also probably isn’t sleeping well.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||October 11, 2021 4:57 PM|
Looks good to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||October 11, 2021 4:59 PM|
When a smaller person tries to look 'shredded' they have to weigh about 135 to look defined. He looks emaciated. Prepping for some action pic?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||October 11, 2021 5:04 PM|
He looked fine in the first Kingsman. Don't see the "thick neck" thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||October 11, 2021 5:07 PM|
Taron, you should get that neck mole checked. It could be cancerous.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||October 11, 2021 5:07 PM|
Apparently R9 hasn't seen the two Kingsman films if he thinks Taron doesn't have any action films under his belt.
Dude does look old for his age though, in that pic at least.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||October 11, 2021 5:11 PM|
Both Jamie Foxx and Jack Lowden commented on the photo that it looks like Taron is longer. He stretched himself out like they did Paula Abdul in the "Promise of a New Day" video.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||October 11, 2021 5:57 PM|
His body looks great but he has facial wasting from something. Starving, HGH, or some bad habit
|by Anonymous||reply 58||October 11, 2021 6:01 PM|
This makes me feel a bit better and he looks like he's eating a proper meal.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||October 16, 2021 3:47 AM|
Taron dont shape your eyebrows
|by Anonymous||reply 60||October 16, 2021 3:49 AM|
R3 He is so completely trolling Hugh, the little tormentor.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||October 16, 2021 3:54 AM|
What' all the hoopla about?
He's very talented and was charming in the Elton John role but he was never strikingly handsome.
And between the weird hairline and the pale skin already starting to wrinkle, he's not gonna age well. Next?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||October 16, 2021 4:54 AM|
We should just enjoy how he looked in Kingsman and leave it at that.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||October 17, 2021 1:13 AM|
He still looks a thousand times better than you fat old grisly queens, sour grapes you can't get a dog to fuck you bitches. Get back to dusting your Precious Moments tchotchkes.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||October 17, 2021 1:58 AM|
someone is triggered
|by Anonymous||reply 65||October 17, 2021 2:06 AM|
Maybe he lied about his age?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||October 17, 2021 2:31 AM|
I wonder if he choked at all sucking Hugh's cock.
Nah, the boy looks like a pro.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||October 17, 2021 5:15 AM|
R64 Fuck off Hugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||October 17, 2021 5:26 AM|
I don't think anyone can get away with lying about their age anymore, R66, now that we're in the digital age. Everything can get fact-checked easily these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||October 17, 2021 8:13 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 70||October 17, 2021 9:34 AM|
R9 We can help him with the hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||October 17, 2021 9:52 AM|
He’s like Benjamin Button. He looks 14 and 50 at the same time.
Justin Timberlake had that issue until he turned into Mr. Magoo when he hit his 30s.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||October 17, 2021 9:53 AM|
He is due to star in the West End next spring with DL fave Jonathan Bailey as a gat couple in a play called Cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||October 17, 2021 1:05 PM|
Or even 'gay couple'.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||October 17, 2021 1:06 PM|
still hot. I want every inch of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||October 17, 2021 1:32 PM|
He'd look better on his knees.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||October 17, 2021 7:51 PM|
He just wrapped on an Apple+ limited series where he plays a prisoner. I suspect his character gets progressively jacked during the series run because he wasn't as muscular when he started production. But I think he'll keep at the working out. He has said he was a fat kid so he's probably trying to keep from turning into Elton John 2.0.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||October 18, 2021 12:00 AM|
R77 Perhaps he'll pick up Elton's role as Bel Ami sugar daddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||October 18, 2021 4:43 AM|
He's still gorgeous, despite the thinning hair he covers. Sorry, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||October 18, 2021 4:51 AM|
R76 Is that you Kevin?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||October 18, 2021 10:54 AM|
I've always found him subtly gross. Uncut dicks turn me off, and, for some reason, I picture Taron having an especially nasty foreskin.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||October 18, 2021 11:18 AM|
He looks great here.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||October 18, 2021 11:38 AM|
He's cute but looks like the average muscle head now. He was seductive when he was softer and super thirsty looking especially the eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||October 18, 2021 6:13 PM|
I love muscle heads
|by Anonymous||reply 84||October 30, 2021 5:42 AM|
Watching Kingsman or whatever the name of that weird-ass 2014 movie even is right now, and he doesn't sport an unsightly neck mole throughout its entire duration. I was very taken aback when I looked him up and noticed it, because it's visibly absent in the movie! Why do you think it is? He looks soooooo cute in that though: adorable face and fit proportionate bod. And he's closeted AF, of course: still unmarried and childless at his age, no GF to know of, and the lewks he was giving just-as-gay Hugh way back when...
|by Anonymous||reply 85||November 7, 2021 1:50 PM|
R85, what a horrible, stifling, narrow mind you have. You are what people say when they talk about oppressive, gossipy people.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||November 7, 2021 2:11 PM|
R86 At least it helps be always right
|by Anonymous||reply 87||November 7, 2021 2:21 PM|
10 bucks says he’s eating a vegan diet in this photo. It’s that gaunt look.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||November 7, 2021 2:26 PM|
R85 He was pranking Hugh in those pics, clearly.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||November 7, 2021 3:50 PM|
R89 Clearly NOT. Why would he even do that? What would even be the point?
|by Anonymous||reply 90||November 8, 2021 7:37 AM|
he wasn't exactly movie star "hot" before he started this new diet/exercise regime, nor is he now. What's the point of this thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 91||November 8, 2021 8:10 AM|
R90 A joke between friends? It's either that of he was actively offering to suck Hugh off.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||November 8, 2021 12:16 PM|
R92 A joke when Hugh wasn't even looking? Pleaaaaase! He's obviously gay and closeted, which explains why he's still unmarried and childless
|by Anonymous||reply 93||November 9, 2021 1:04 AM|
Can’t get past the neck mole. It’s a 🎯 bullseye. He can have an Oscar worthy performance but I won’t know since I’m fixated on the gross piece of shit on his neck.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||November 9, 2021 1:13 AM|
R94 Same with Jacob Elordi and his chest neck! I mean, he's a God with a very cute face, an amazing bod, a marvellous ass and an adorable accent, but I get so very distracted by that thing it pulls the focus away from his flawlessness
|by Anonymous||reply 95||November 9, 2021 9:52 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 96||November 10, 2021 12:32 AM|
[quote] [R85], what a horrible, stifling, narrow mind you have. You are what people say when they talk about oppressive, gossipy people.
And yet here YOU are, Mary Jane, on a gossip forum!
Boy, do you ever come across as a hypocrite.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||November 10, 2021 12:37 AM|
Agreed. There's nothing worse than people literally doing the thing they're clutching their pearls over other people doing (in this case, mean gossip). If you don't like mean gossip, R86, step 1 for you is not participating in it you fucking ninny.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||November 10, 2021 1:20 AM|
He looks like a Swedish lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||November 10, 2021 1:49 AM|