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Brandon Drops Out of College

Despite being the #1 student at wherever - Dean's List, too! - DL Fave Brandon Cody is "taking INE SEMESTER OFF OF COLLEGE" (I guess that's "ONE").

[quote]No sleep drive back to Las Vegas from LOS Angelos soooo tired but had a good time with my motha fuckjn boys :) IM TAKING INE SEMESTER OFF OF COLLEGE TO CATCH UP ON MU SOCIAL LIFE DREAMS AND ASPERSIONS AS WELL AS WORK LOL I Guess! #copewithfitness WILL BE TAKING IN 25 new clients any new client will get 25% off of my already super low rate #fitnessfam #drive #work #text&drive #brandoncody

Let's hope Jeff catches up on his ASPERATIONS - plus new OnlyFans content that he promises but never releases.

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by Anonymousreply 47November 12, 2021 11:29 PM

Who is "Jeff"?

by Anonymousreply 1October 10, 2021 1:28 PM

Jeff's previous post from two weeks ago, where he keeps promising that "BULK update" of fresh new material on his OnlyFans:

[quote]It’s been a long week but things are going just not as planned had to rescheduake my trip to next week and I’m still looking for help on this photo video album organization / website but it’s coming along soon hurry up my promo is up on my bio link :) 30% off and I’m about to fill my OF WITH TONS OF NEW MATERIAL . A bulk UPDATE IF YOU WILL :) #ofcourseiwill #bulk #videodump #only #fans #brandoncody #copewithfitness

A DLer cunts back:

[quote]I think you've been promising a content dump for about two years, those must be some constipated photos by now....

But, mostly, Brandon's fans are crushed to see that he smokes cigarettes:

[quote]Stop that damn smoking, nobody wants to kiss an ashtray and I just beat off to one of your videos with Blake. Hawtttt

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by Anonymousreply 2October 10, 2021 1:30 PM

"Jeff" is Brandon's real name.

by Anonymousreply 3October 10, 2021 1:34 PM

I thought he attended collage and not college?

by Anonymousreply 4October 10, 2021 1:49 PM

Is he the one of the “I’m not a prostatute” fame?

by Anonymousreply 5October 10, 2021 1:57 PM

Can't you tell by his spelling here?

by Anonymousreply 6October 10, 2021 1:59 PM

[quote]DREAMS AND ASPERSIONS

Is this another Ryan Murphy production?

Will it be full of wholes?

Shall we help get it casted?

by Anonymousreply 7October 10, 2021 2:02 PM

[R5], he's not a prostatute but he has aspersions.

by Anonymousreply 8October 10, 2021 2:19 PM

[QUOTE] I thought he attended collage and not college?

He probably would’ve failed at both.

by Anonymousreply 9October 10, 2021 2:25 PM

"I'm not a whore."

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by Anonymousreply 10October 10, 2021 2:27 PM

Uncle Joe will forgive his college loan.

by Anonymousreply 11October 10, 2021 2:34 PM

God damn, he was beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 12October 10, 2021 2:43 PM

Another of academia's great lights, dimmed.

by Anonymousreply 13October 10, 2021 2:47 PM

I’m confused, October tends not to be the wrap up of a semester for him to be taking a break from. October is like the, “it’s so bad that you need to leave right now and we won’t even give you the rest of the semester to turn it around.”

by Anonymousreply 14October 10, 2021 2:53 PM

In retrospect, choosing to major in Spelling was probably a mistake.

by Anonymousreply 15October 10, 2021 3:08 PM

Wasn't he going to some "Christian" university? Perhaps they discovered his sordid past.

by Anonymousreply 16October 10, 2021 3:08 PM

He just got back from a trip to Las Vegas. He can't afford (AGAIN!) to move wherever it is he wants to live now.

It's all grifting and lies with him.

by Anonymousreply 17October 10, 2021 3:08 PM

“Grifting and Lies: The Brandon Cody Story,” would be a good name for his biography

by Anonymousreply 18October 10, 2021 3:12 PM

"In retrospect, choosing to major in Spelling was probably a mistake."

LIAR! I GOT AN A+ IN TORI 101!

by Anonymousreply 19October 10, 2021 3:12 PM

r14, october is using the final date to drop a class. if he wanted to drop out without affecting his grades he would do it in early october

by Anonymousreply 20October 10, 2021 3:31 PM

It's hard out here for really good looking guys.

by Anonymousreply 21October 10, 2021 3:42 PM

But chyar a whore, a prostatute whore.

by Anonymousreply 22October 10, 2021 3:44 PM

r22

by Anonymousreply 23October 10, 2021 4:26 PM

How can the dropout afford New York City?

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by Anonymousreply 24October 22, 2021 1:55 AM

Sad last days !

by Anonymousreply 25October 22, 2021 2:06 AM

Blake Mitchell is whipping his ass in the pornstar goes to college category.

by Anonymousreply 26October 22, 2021 2:08 AM

So this is Jeff's "Sugar Daddy"? In their lovely track home they share in Vegas. Changing his tires. How the mighty have fallen.

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by Anonymousreply 27October 23, 2021 3:54 AM

On his tombstone:

JEFF COPE

I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER GOOD BODY WITH PENIS AN NO HEAD.

by Anonymousreply 28October 23, 2021 3:57 AM

[quote]In their lovely track home they share in Vegas.

Oh, dear. It's almost as if Brandon wrote that himself.

by Anonymousreply 29October 23, 2021 3:58 AM

[quote]track home

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 30October 23, 2021 4:04 AM

I cast no aspersions on his spelling.

by Anonymousreply 31October 23, 2021 4:05 AM

[quote] No sleep drive back to Las Vegas from LOS Angelos soooo tired but had a good time with my motha fuckjn boys :)

Mothra fuckin???

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by Anonymousreply 32October 23, 2021 4:06 AM

He trys to negotiate with a web site builder at 18:45 . It's his birthday he's 33 yo. Tragic.

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by Anonymousreply 33October 23, 2021 4:08 AM

33? It's his Christological year!

by Anonymousreply 34October 23, 2021 4:18 AM

What school accepted this moron?

by Anonymousreply 35October 23, 2021 4:22 AM

How come Brandon isn't verified on Twitter?

by Anonymousreply 36October 23, 2021 4:23 AM

Bet ya a haze bean than a neveh wuz beotch!

by Anonymousreply 37October 23, 2021 4:32 AM
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by Anonymousreply 38October 23, 2021 4:33 AM

[quote] What school accepted this moron?

Harvard, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 39October 23, 2021 4:37 AM

We should all weep, the world has lost a great scholar.

by Anonymousreply 40October 23, 2021 4:45 AM

It gets more ridiculous:

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by Anonymousreply 41November 12, 2021 10:20 PM

DL Fave? Who the fuck is he?

by Anonymousreply 42November 12, 2021 10:22 PM

Is he asking for money at R24? If he is, he’s going to need to write better to be understood. Not everyone speaks moron.

by Anonymousreply 43November 12, 2021 10:38 PM

[quote] DL Fave? Who the fuck is he?

Certainly NOT a prostatute R42@

by Anonymousreply 44November 12, 2021 11:19 PM

R42

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by Anonymousreply 45November 12, 2021 11:23 PM

Anyone who still types "Lol" does not need to be missing out on any school.

by Anonymousreply 46November 12, 2021 11:27 PM

r46

by Anonymousreply 47November 12, 2021 11:29 PM
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