VPL

Thanks for alerting us, OP. Datalounge Elves, you know what to do.

I have a video of Zac Efron being gangfucked by that sadist group that has control over him while Chris Pratt fists Timothee as Armie Hammer eats something that looks like pork from a bloody bucket. Sorry I don't know how to post pictures. Truly, sorry.

I saw the game and was going to make a mention of the VPL. It was very clear and huge; very thick also. Here is the kicker.

Forgot to mention that he attempted some crotch adjustments before each kick!

Forgot to mention that one of the gang of Efron fuckers was Chris Hemsworth. He attempted some cock adjustments before each insertion.

Sorry. Don't know how to post pictures. Sorry.

Back off, he's mine.

Jake Pinegar @jpinegar10 •Kicker for Penn State Football• #92 All Glory To God

I'll pass.

R6, is that Jake with Mark Consuelo’s wife?

Does he rhyme with "vinegar"?

He’s a handsome guy. I enjoyed watching that game immensely. And it was very visible.

I’d love to see the VPL everyone is talking about.

[quote] is that Jake with Mark Consuelo’s wife?

Oh, dear.

1. Jake needs to move the "Big 10" logo to his crotch.

2. When Jake looks down, I'm not sure he can see his toes.

You never forget your first kick.

Still no proof of VPL? Regular bulge doesn't count

Maybe one of these?

Nice...

I wish I knew how to post the picture to DL. I really do. Why is it so difficile?

Is he an ass kicker too?

Are you French, OP?

Someone just post one of the many wrestling vpl pics out there from Hulk Hogan.

OP, do you have a picture or screen capture saved? If so, go to imgbb.com and upload the picture there, copy the link that is created, then post it here.

You can tell he’s thicc!!!!!

Well, they did lose the game -- so there's that.

4 interceptions….

nowadays both in college and the pros, most of the players who are "2nd string" rarely wear anything underneath their pants besides maybe some under armor underwear... no cups, no jockstrap... so it's actually a common experience to see guys strolling the sidelines with visible dick and ball action...of course the lighter the pants the more visible and obvious...

still think nothing is more erotic and sexy kinky than back in the day when all the players wore a jockstrap and ONLY a jockstrap underneath their pants, and when the pants the white pants in particular seemed to be thinner and more sheer, so you could EASILY make out the straps of the jockstrap and ass skin is clear as day! and when the area got sweaty or wet from rain!??? PORNOGRPHIC in public it was so awesome!...

the great era of this regular occurrence was the 1980's and 1990's.. also players wearing half cropped jerzeys showing off their stomach/abs, made the visual even more sexy and alpha...

I can tell r26 has good taste

Where is the screenshot? Can we get some young buck to work one up.

Yes, R27. R26 is all about the quality, obviously. But (Oh, dear.) not (Oh, dear.) about the communication (Oh, dear.)

But then remembered ecstasy of one's Golden Years has that effect at times.

Pronounced "Peen-gar".

He might have a dick but looks might small to me

32 posts and we still don't have a picture of this impressive dick.

R32 sometimes life is not fair.

R32 Yep - a lame attempt at minor bulge but no actual VPL.

R18 Do you have the actual screenshot? We can guide you through posting - only if you are 100% sure it is truly VPL.

If you missed the Bengals-Packers game today, Cincinnati’s kicked Evan McPherson likes to store his ample junk to the left. His nutsack must be huge. I don’t have a screencap from today, but this is him.

What's with football players showing off their dicks in recent times. It seems like everything has become sheer. Don't then wear underwear and/or jock straps these days? They are all padded up top, but they are basically wearing sheer women's spanx from the waist down disguised as pants?! Aren't the players protecting their genitals any longer?

I saw a HUGE bulge during a football game today.

This threat is worthless without pics.

Can I take a screen shot from the broadcast? That’s proprietary, right? I’ll only do what’s proper, proprietarilly.

R36, the late, closeted murderer Aaron Hernandez was ahead of his time with this trend.

R40 I can’t believe there’s some lucky bottom out there who got fucked by him. It’s so unfair.

R41, Timmy Tebow reminisces wistfully of those times.

This thread brought to you by closeted queens too chickenshit to actually watch porn.

R43 's comment makes no sense.

Football players don’t wear a cup. That is other sports. Baseball, etc…

Why don't football players wear cups or jock straps? Don't they need to? They used to wear them. What changed?

It’s nice r17, but it was much more graphic during the game.

Timmy T was also roommates with Riley Cooper who was fucking hot and probably bring home pussy every night. I bet he would listen to them both have sex all the time as he tried so hard not to masturbate.

is he the oldest college football player ever? He looks 35.

[quote] 32 posts and we still don't have a picture of this impressive dick.

Becase little miss OP still has AOL level skills

I mean this in the nicest possible way, but this may be the dumbest thread/OP ever. And kindly fuck r3 while we're at it. Jake Pinegar is A kicker for Penn State, but did not play Saturday. Jordan Stout was both the punter and kicker for Penn State on Saturday. Jesus Christ. Here's his Instagram, and he's gorgeous. OP should never be allowed to start another thread.

I'm adding this rando bulge clip for everyone who hung in there. Let the healing begin.

R52 you just posted a page that says

[quote] Sorry, this page isn't available.

Kill this thread with fire.

I concur. OP, we condole you but never, ever start a thread again. EVER.

He kind of looks a bit..................challenged...in a "perhaps born in a trailer park" way (??).

He's gorgeous.

Jesus Christ where is the goddamn VPL from OP’s guy?!

Penisgargate

Please forgive for trying to bring DL’s attention to VPL; something my fellow denizens thrill to.

R52’s bulge clip was worth the wait!!!!!

When did football players stop wearing cups? That seems like a dangerous situation.

R55's fantasy man needs a hair cut. He looks like a hippie.

This thread is a classic train wreck.

damn you OP

R61 = square

R51 is right. The "package guy" you were all drooling over is Jordan Stout. I watched the first part of a rerun of the Iowa/Penn State game today (I hate Iowa so couldn't watch any more). You do see evidence that Jordan is a penised person...and he adjusts said penis a few times.

That said, the best clip showing Jordan I could find online is from WTAJ--"Your News Leader"!--and it features comments from teammate Jake Pinegar. IMO, Jordan has bigger/better thighs than Jake.

I love how some of you mistake a wrinkle for VPL

Hardly a wrinkle. The cockhead was evident and enormous. Sadly, truly, I wish I knew how to post a screenshot. BTW, why hate Iowa? Is that a separate thread?

R67 Just right click the image on the website and click "copy image" or whatever similar command your browser uses and paste the link box below your post. Or download the image onto your hard drive and then upload it to an image hosting service and post that link here. The best image hosting service is Imgur (see link below).

Sure OP, why don't you start a new thread on Iowa.

Where's the VPL?

OP:

1. I hate Iowa (the university) because I graduated from Iowa State.

2. I hate Iowa (the state) because in the most recent “Iowa Poll” (commissioned by the Des Moines Register and conducted last month), Iowans gave Trump his highest approval rating EVER. I find that both mind-boggling and endlessly depressing. I have given up on my home state.

I love how OP is claiming all this crap and that he still doesn’t know how to post pictures in spite of being told a minimum of three times.

Sure, Jan.

That's weird. When I close my eyes everything disappears.

SHUT IT DOWN!

go to 21:34

Here's a montage I made. Apparently something was giving him a tickle, down there. He first tried to nonchalantly make an adjustment. When that didn't work he had to resort to more over manipulations.

That looks so uncomfortable. I have to tuck my cock straight down, or it drives me crazy.

R75 does god's work.

So crazy! I was watching this game on Sunday and noticed the bulge that rocked the world. I took a photo of the tv and sent to all my friends. They must think I'm the biggest perv!

Is that....all there is to a VPL bulge?

Praise be r75 and r76

Jesus, it looks like a normal two inch flaccid cock. You would think he's hung to his knees soft the way you girls are cackling.

R82 the fact that those pants compress your junk up against your body, leaving nothing to the imagination is telling. Look at all of the other players. Not much appears to be going on with most. What makes this one intriguing to me is he seems to have a hefty sack of nuts to go with his big, flacid dick.

Thanks to everyone for posting. Vindication would taste salty if I had that peen in my mouf!

How about this?

That looks horribly photoshopped by an amateur.

Because it is, Blanche.

R87, you should be fined every time you misappropriate the “Blanche” quote (or use it correctly—it’s been done to death).

It's called paraphrasing, R88, you stupid cunt bucket. Look it up.

By the way, you're too short for that gesture.

Jon Brownlee never disappoints. Love him.

He's an attention-seeking little whore just like the rest of them.

Children, children, we’re here to celebrate a cock-peen displaying Penn State kicker not to engage in personal strife!

Very disappointed that Penn State is not playing this weekend.

"Children, children, we’re here to celebrate a cock-peen displaying Penn State kicker not to engage in personal strife! " Coming from the cunt who STILL hasnt posted a vpl pic . Fie ,Op !

Yeah, that was after being squished up which makes it look more girthy in general...? Very disappointed, OP.

I just came here for the cock, not the mishigas. Thank you for your cooperation.

Here's a nice collection of VPLs for you bulge aficionados to ogle.

I'm taping the Illinois Penn State game tomorrow morning, just in case.

Southern boys

^^^ Now THAT'S some truly hot mens right there.

[quote]He might have a dick but looks might small to me

And in the R14 photo he appears to have a little camel toe action going on...

So I don't see the big fucking "a big VPL but I do not know how to post pix on your site" deal

Forgive me I am just an innocent little girl from North

who want to meet nice aroused Man on this site

Jordan Stout displaying cockhead peen again today at the Penn State/Illinois game. Sorry, truly sorry, I don’t know how to post a screenshot.

Question for R97 — the guy who’s 7 pictures down in that Imgur post looks familiar. The blond scruffy one standing on the porch with the obvious boner going down his tight black sweatpants. Who is he?

And yes I realize he’s not true VPL because it’s obviously purposeful and staged.

I'm watching too, OP, and the only thing remarkable about it is how much he adjusts it before each kick. That being said, I still think he's sexy as fuck and his girlfriend is a stereotypical bleach blonde Barbie.

R103 how do you function in life? Give up these posts, already - what is the point?

R103 You will have to be kicked in the VPL for not posting pics

Stout

Stout.

R16, that is the gayest looking prance...he's pinging to the high heavens in that pic

I noticed this in the full length profile photo of T Henderson #32 at OSU, on ABC tonight (a photo that of course I can't find online), but here is a candid photo with VPL.

R111 I want to lick that dick

Wouldn’t an assistant coach tell the kid to wear a cup? Not that I’m advocating anything like that! Maybe the coaching staff likes the kid and the visible cock peen?

Football Daisy Duke's?

R114 that's Nick Bosa who I think is an exhabitionist. Always dressed like a slut

Slutatutti!

Ncik Bosa: Trumpista:

"Bosa is unabashedly conservative in his views. He has praised President Donald Trump, and retweeted posts celebrating the administration’s achievements. He has criticized Colin Kaepernick, calling him a “clown.” Ohio State's Nick Bosa figures to be among the top two or three picks in Thursday's NFL Draft.

But Bosa has deleted most of those posts and toned down his opinions in recent weeks, to the point where he almost seems to not think or care about anything besides sports, his family and his favorite band.

“I had to,” Bosa told ESPN.com in a story published this month. “There is a chance I might end up in San Francisco."

R117 who the fuck cares?! We’re here to masturbate to his VPL not vote for him for Congress.

Just pointing out a fact that I discovered while looking for pictures of him, you fucking cunt. Shut the fuck up bitch, and keep wanking. Do you want some nudie pics of Nazis to go with your collection, you fucking cunt?

R119 if they’re hot, yes.

Bosa is a problematic Trumper and Riley Cooper is a racist, so it’s hard to lust for either one of them.

Kiko Alonso is probably the best example of a slutty exhibitionist football player who loves going commando under his uniform pants and wearing half tops during practice. There are literally times where you can make out his cock, balls and ass.

Ass…

MOAR!!!

**faints**

Dear Kiki in his undies. Look at the dick!

R126 A mighty dick it is.

Wow, Kirk is hot and sexy. Why is he such a SLUT on the field? Is he a homosexualist?

R126 he is so perfect

A wet spot smack dab on his crotch. Pre-cum from the rush of being commando in front of thousands?

No matter what team he's playing for, he's gonna freeball...

Kiko's luscious buttocks

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Kiko is SO good looking and manly. I love him. 😍

I agree. I would pay good money for a night with Keeks.

This thread is like a fucking Beckett play.

Waiting for Cock-ot?

[quote] Wow, Kirk is hot and sexy.

Dafuq is Kirk?

Jimmy Garoppolo and Zaddy Barack Obama double fucked and creampied me. No video. Truly sorry.

Well, there is a video, you just don’t know how to post it here. Amirite?

Truly sorry that you couldn’t post that picture/video.

I’m busy watching the Wisconsin- Minnesota game so anyone watching the VPL action during the Penn State - Michigan State game, huh?

Haha let me start watching…

Lots of snow on the ground, hard to see a lot in the white pants.

R142, what are the best pics these days?

Kiko Alonso is 🔥

Eh, he’s just ok

Ok??? Are you blind???

Can someone make a new VPL 2022 thread? We finished the VPL 2021 thread. I don’t want to make the new one because then we’ll be stuck with a red tagged thread all year when I get banned again.

For you? No.

I still want to know the answer to the question that's been asked several times here. How can they just wear those tight pants and not hurt their balls or dick? I just think of being tackled from behind.

Bump Butch thread here, esp. R149 R150 R151.

What does Bump Butch mean

No idea who this is, and it doesn't really matter, but an excellent example of VPL.

Love it

HS and college footballers show cock heads all the time, but the rule forbids me from posting the very pics around here.

The head of the cock or pictures of same would be appreciated this Xmas.

Carl Nassib showing some VPL

VTVPL

The Nassib is small. He must bottom then. Is that why he’s gay?

Nassib is 6'7" so keep that in mind when judging him on size, R160.

Nassib doesn't seem small at all. I'll take him.