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Oscar Isaac finally shows dong and no one cares šŸ¤·šŸ»

Not a peep out of one of you or even a thread. Is Oscar Isaacā€™s dong over? A fading star?

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by Anonymousreply 59October 30, 2021 12:07 PM

You seem to be assuming that anyone here is watching "Scenes from a Marriage."

by Anonymousreply 1October 9, 2021 4:22 PM

A number of us have already seen a dong.

by Anonymousreply 2October 9, 2021 4:24 PM

LOVE him and his acting is superb in this.

by Anonymousreply 3October 9, 2021 4:25 PM

I couldn't care less about his "dong". I am interested in his ass however.

by Anonymousreply 4October 9, 2021 4:26 PM

[quote] A number of us have already seen a dong.

We expect you to have the same reply when Chris Hemsworth or Zac Efron finally shows dong.

ā€œOh, weā€™ve already seen a dong. Why would we want to see Zacā€™s? Seen one dong, seen them all.ā€

by Anonymousreply 5October 9, 2021 4:28 PM

I actually planned to watch this over Thanksgiving. I find Oscar stunningly handsome and a really good actor. I hope his dong is worth it!!! I imagine it to be girthy.

by Anonymousreply 6October 9, 2021 4:34 PM

Well, post the screencaps here OP. I'm already catching up to 6 series I follow, I won't start watching a new one I have no interest in watching just to see his dick

by Anonymousreply 7October 9, 2021 4:36 PM

I had to laugh at the headline's "an Artsy Twist on ā€˜Scenes from a Marriageā€™"

Does that mean Ingmar Bergman is no longer considered artsy?

by Anonymousreply 8October 9, 2021 4:37 PM

OK, so where are the pics??

by Anonymousreply 9October 9, 2021 4:37 PM

Iā€™m waiting for the series to end so I can binge all 5 episodes in one sitting. Netflix has spoiled me.

by Anonymousreply 10October 9, 2021 4:39 PM

The acting is great as you would expect from these two. Dong shmong. It is very dark, very slow and very depressing. Yes, I know. It's Ingmar Bergman. Could only get through two episodes.

by Anonymousreply 11October 9, 2021 4:41 PM

Iā€™m another not watching. Emmy-baiting movie actors performing a 6 hour breakup is not what Iā€™m in the mood for now especially as Iā€™ve seen the original.

by Anonymousreply 12October 9, 2021 4:41 PM

He's being pushed on us like Gretchen Mol was years ago.

by Anonymousreply 13October 9, 2021 4:43 PM

He has the Jessica Chastain problem. They both seem like nice people but theyā€™re simply just boring. Theyā€™re just not resonating with audiences as leading men/women.

by Anonymousreply 14October 9, 2021 4:43 PM

Disagree R14. He was outstanding in "Show me a Hero." Watch if you haven't.

by Anonymousreply 15October 9, 2021 4:47 PM

R15: I didnā€™t say he was a bad actor. Iā€™m just saying that heā€™s being pushed really hard and the public just isnā€™t interested.

by Anonymousreply 16October 9, 2021 4:48 PM

He was really good in Ex Machina. Heā€™s such a natural actor.

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by Anonymousreply 17October 9, 2021 4:50 PM

Loved him in ā€œthe two faces of Januaryā€ I wish heā€™d star in more homoerotic stuff, heā€™s really one of the only actors Iā€™m not yet sick of.

by Anonymousreply 18October 9, 2021 4:53 PM

They should have said more precisely 'An Artsy Fartsy Twist'

by Anonymousreply 19October 9, 2021 5:09 PM

Nice uncut with a handful of nuts.

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by Anonymousreply 20October 9, 2021 5:17 PM

Very nice, R20.

I'd love to bury my face/tongue right down in there.

by Anonymousreply 21October 9, 2021 5:18 PM

Heā€™s a ding dong daddy from dumas.

by Anonymousreply 22October 9, 2021 5:20 PM

Wait r20, lemme get my magnifying glass to see this...

by Anonymousreply 23October 9, 2021 5:21 PM

R20 Thanks for posting - is that it? Probably a hot cock, but can't see much there!

by Anonymousreply 24October 9, 2021 5:23 PM

He was indeed great in Show Me A Hero. Which was terribly directed by Paul Haggis.

by Anonymousreply 25October 9, 2021 5:24 PM

rr24 Its a HD picture

by Anonymousreply 26October 9, 2021 5:38 PM

Here's a gif of his dong...

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by Anonymousreply 27October 14, 2021 5:11 PM

...and his ass

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by Anonymousreply 28October 14, 2021 5:12 PM

[Quote]He has the Jessica Chastain problem. They both seem like nice people but theyā€™re simply just boring. Theyā€™re just not resonating with audiences as leading men/women.

This comment cracks me up because it recently occurred to me that I've only seen one film with Jessica Chastain in it. I saw Tree of Life in the theater and it was soooooo fucking boring. But to make matters worse, she was the most boring thing in a boring movie, so I've been lukewarm on her since.

by Anonymousreply 29October 14, 2021 5:23 PM

Hahaah come on, R2 this board would crash if Chris Meloni or Chris Evans showed dong.

by Anonymousreply 30October 14, 2021 5:27 PM

The original series had a social context - feminism and skyrocketing divorce rates in the early 70s - as well as being personally meaningful to Bergman (a fact which becomes especially obvious when you watch the fantastic albeit depressing 2003 coda, Saraband). I watched the first episode of this, but I really felt them struggling to make the material relevant in 2021. I'm almost convinced it was made simply because Jessica Chastain bears a vague resemblance to Liv Ullmann, though she's a far less compelling actress. I like Isaac (and he's got a nicer ass than Erland Josephson for sure), but I'm really not feeling motivated to finish this.

by Anonymousreply 31October 14, 2021 5:45 PM

Well, it's no Josh Oā€™Connor in God's Country. That's the golden standard, I believe.

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by Anonymousreply 32October 14, 2021 5:45 PM

Seen enough dong on and off screen.

by Anonymousreply 33October 14, 2021 5:53 PM

Jessica was terrific in The Eyes of Tammy Faye the only performance of hers that I've seen

by Anonymousreply 34October 14, 2021 11:51 PM

Nice ass. Nice cock.

I hope his boyfriend is taking full advantage of both.

by Anonymousreply 35October 14, 2021 11:52 PM

Is this a remake of that awful Adam Driver film? God, heterosexuals are boring.

by Anonymousreply 36October 14, 2021 11:59 PM

Who is his boyfriend these days?

by Anonymousreply 37October 15, 2021 12:09 AM

I think it's that Colombian guy, R37.

The one he spends so much time with.

Pedro Pascal.

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by Anonymousreply 38October 15, 2021 12:14 AM

Oscar and Pedro are so damned cute together.

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by Anonymousreply 39October 15, 2021 12:15 AM

Cuties.

I wonder if they've seen each other naked?

I'll bet they have.

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by Anonymousreply 40October 15, 2021 12:35 AM

The problem is the beard. He looks completely non-de script with it. A cross between Robin WIlliams and Tevye.

by Anonymousreply 41October 15, 2021 12:46 AM

Straight white peoplesā€™ relationshipsā€¦why havenā€™t we seen more shows like this šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„

by Anonymousreply 42October 15, 2021 1:08 AM

[quote]I couldn't care less about his "dong". I am interested in his ass however.

We get more and better shots of his ass than his dong in Marriage. Nice and meaty.

by Anonymousreply 43October 15, 2021 1:36 AM

Thanks, R27/R28.

Love Oscar's uncut dick and that beefy ass.

by Anonymousreply 44October 15, 2021 1:38 AM

Wasn't his character supposed to have grown up a religious Jew? Did they attempt to explain him being uncut? (I got bored after 1 episode)

by Anonymousreply 45October 15, 2021 2:32 AM

Love him and think he and Chastain are both talented. But this show is like watching paint dry, and Chastainā€™s character is written as so awful that itā€™s repugnant to watch her.

by Anonymousreply 46October 15, 2021 2:34 AM

Uncut? No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 47October 15, 2021 2:39 AM

Ooh, I'd love to stick my tongue all around in Oscar's foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 48October 15, 2021 2:41 AM

[quote]Uncut? No thanks.

He must be devastated

by Anonymousreply 49October 15, 2021 2:42 AM

More like "Scenes from a Julliard Acting Workshop". šŸ˜“šŸ˜“

by Anonymousreply 50October 15, 2021 2:53 AM

[quote]Heā€™s such a natural actor.

I don't want realism. I want magic!

by Anonymousreply 51October 15, 2021 3:26 AM

[quote] Straight white peoplesā€™ relationships

?

by Anonymousreply 52October 15, 2021 3:28 AM

Great set of nuts! On my HD tv screen, his cock looks cut cause you can see the corona.

by Anonymousreply 53October 15, 2021 3:35 AM

[quote]I wish heā€™d star in more homoerotic stuff

How daring -- and hot -- it would've been had they done a gay update of the story instead (replace Jessica with Michael B. Jordan).

by Anonymousreply 54October 15, 2021 3:37 AM

Great foreskin, Oscar!

by Anonymousreply 55October 30, 2021 11:10 AM

Unless a dick is hard, I don't care. It's just lumps of mushy flesh.

by Anonymousreply 56October 30, 2021 11:41 AM

Perfectly intact

by Anonymousreply 57October 30, 2021 11:42 AM

R30, didn't Chris Meloni already show dong on "Oz"?

by Anonymousreply 58October 30, 2021 11:54 AM

If thereā€™s more butt shots out there please show

by Anonymousreply 59October 30, 2021 12:07 PM
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