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Give peace a fucking chance! Peacemaker cumming to HBO Max

Will you give Peace a fucking? Chance?

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by Anonymousreply 103January 27, 2022 2:51 PM

Starring?

by Anonymousreply 1October 9, 2021 5:23 PM

Who do you fucking think?

by Anonymousreply 2October 9, 2021 5:24 PM

I'm holding out for a Herbie Popnecker series

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by Anonymousreply 3October 9, 2021 5:26 PM

[quote] Starring?

Boutros Boutros-Ghali, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 4October 9, 2021 5:31 PM

On John and Sean's birthday, you have to post this?

by Anonymousreply 5October 9, 2021 6:56 PM

......

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by Anonymousreply 6October 16, 2021 7:35 PM

When will the superhero era end? I can't stand these shit movies. Why aren't they made well anymore like Sam Raimi's Spiderman or The Incredibles? I don't understand why audiences love this empty schluck.

by Anonymousreply 7October 16, 2021 7:56 PM

He’s not a superhero, dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 8October 16, 2021 9:40 PM

First episode strikes a great balance of smart/dumb

Plus, extended fight scene with Cena in tighty whiteys

by Anonymousreply 9January 13, 2022 3:42 PM

Peacemaker is a stupid amoral asshole. I guess there's an audience for that. But I can think of half a dozen characters from The Suicide Squad I'd rather see in their own series.

by Anonymousreply 10January 13, 2022 3:56 PM

It's so hilarious. Borderline campy. Cena fully embraces making a total fool of himself on camera (the opening credits dance, showing his ass in the hospital gown, the singing along with the rock song in his white underwear, screaming "freedom" while fucking the chick from behind). And that's just the first episode. I'm completely sold.

by Anonymousreply 11January 13, 2022 4:00 PM

Great choice to add the so bad it's good 80s metal as the soundtrack. I pity (or never want to meet) the show's music director

by Anonymousreply 12January 13, 2022 11:55 PM

I see your consistent complaint R7, and I always respond

How fucking long was the Western the dominant “crown pleaser”?

A long fucking time.

I’m not saying this is a bad thing. There were a ton of good Westerns, and there are a fair amount of good superhero moves. They are the current zeitgeist. Get over it.

by Anonymousreply 13January 14, 2022 12:02 AM

This add is all over Reddit. I'm so sick of seeing it.

by Anonymousreply 14January 14, 2022 12:10 AM

I will continue with it, my husband is out though

by Anonymousreply 15January 14, 2022 1:24 AM

Yes r14 it doesn't add up why HBOMax would run so many ads to promote its new show

by Anonymousreply 16January 14, 2022 3:59 AM

Just watched the first three eps and I loved it! Campy, very funny show.

by Anonymousreply 17January 14, 2022 7:32 AM

"Aquaman fucks fish!"

by Anonymousreply 18January 14, 2022 7:34 AM

Freddie Stroma is great as the dweebish sociopath Vigilante.

Netflix's THE CREW was smart to get his shirt off every chance they got. I hope PEACEMAKER follows suit.

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by Anonymousreply 19January 14, 2022 8:37 AM

Seems the first episode drops a new DC Comics legacy connection

by Anonymousreply 20January 14, 2022 4:05 PM

Wasn't prepared for the close up of a vagina in episode three. Still, the show is gay as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 21January 14, 2022 4:48 PM

Missed opportunity to not show the threesome with Peacemaker, Vigilante and the hostage/wife.

by Anonymousreply 22January 14, 2022 6:27 PM

Going through the chick's hair metal record collection:

Peacemaker: Man, this is my jam! You know, this was back when men were real men, 'cause they weren't afraid to be women.

The eagle is CGI, right? If not, best animal performer ever!

by Anonymousreply 23January 14, 2022 7:04 PM

Yes, Eagly the eagle is CGI. They did an amazing job with it.

I laughed out loud during all three episodes. Peacemaker is such an idiot douchebro, but John Cena is so appealing and charismatic he makes you like the character. Danielle Brooks is also excellent with her befuddled character, like "how the hell did I get into this mess?"

by Anonymousreply 24January 14, 2022 9:02 PM

Damn, Robert Patrick got old. Happens to the best of us, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 25January 15, 2022 2:21 AM

After being part of that threesome, I hope they give that alien device a thorough cleaning before the next person finds it

by Anonymousreply 26January 15, 2022 2:27 PM

[quote]Missed opportunity to not show the threesome with Peacemaker, Vigilante and the hostage/wife.

[quote]Still, the show is gay as fuck.

Loved it when Peacemaker casually implied that he had sex with men before then kept the conversation moving.

by Anonymousreply 27January 17, 2022 6:04 PM

John Cena is surprisingly hilarious. Perfect casting for this role.

by Anonymousreply 28January 17, 2022 6:06 PM

Cena seems in on the joke

by Anonymousreply 29January 17, 2022 6:23 PM

[quote] Peacemaker is a stupid amoral asshole.

The show is more than indicating in the first few episodes that something happened after he was nearly killed in Suicide Squad and he is developing a moral compass. That’s his journey, especially in episode 3.

I think they’re telegraphing him taking down his racist KKK DC Villain father by the end of the season.

by Anonymousreply 30January 17, 2022 7:51 PM

Another good episode, but it wasn't as zany as the previous ones; which I appreciate. It can't just be wall to wall gags.

by Anonymousreply 31January 20, 2022 9:08 PM

I loved the scene with Vigilante in the prison when he's talking to Peacemaker's father and his racist buddies. That made me literally laugh out loud.

"Which one of you dumb, sister-fucking, tiki torch-carrying Sloths-from-The-Goonies-lookin’ pieces of shit wants to go next?"

I had to rewind to make sure that I did in fact hear him name check Matter-Eater Lad. The fact that the Legion of Super Heroes exists in this batshit world made me smile.

The stuff with Peacemaker at the end was pretty heavy.

When it comes to the WWE, The Rock make be the bigger box office draw, but Cena is definitely the better actor.

by Anonymousreply 32January 21, 2022 12:02 AM

I'd like to give Cena's piece a chance!

by Anonymousreply 33January 21, 2022 12:03 AM

Cena has a really nice ass

by Anonymousreply 34January 21, 2022 12:12 AM

Cena has a really nice everything. I remember watching some WWE/WWF documentary on Cena over 10 years ago. In it, he was wearing a gold g-string, an afro wig and gold shoes and walking around his house. His father is there and he looks completely embarrassed. John wasn't embarrassed at all and talked about how he used nudity to put people at ease (?!) At that moment I started to wonder about where John fit in on the Kinsey scale. A clip is attached for your convenience.

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by Anonymousreply 35January 21, 2022 12:31 AM

[quote] At that moment I started to wonder about where John fit in on the Kinsey scale.

His brother, Steve ,is openly gay. John has talked about Steve and his partner Darlando quite a bit in the past. He's close to them. They've even appeared on one of his wrestling specials.

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by Anonymousreply 36January 21, 2022 9:57 PM

R32, Isn’t Dave Bautista an ex-wrestler? He was pretty good in Blade Runner 2049 and Room 104. Haven’t seen Dune yet.

by Anonymousreply 37January 22, 2022 11:44 PM

[quote] How fucking long was the Western the dominant “crown pleaser”?

[quote]A long fucking time.

What a comparison.

The west to a large extent built America. And the West, you know, actually happened. Comic book stories are nothing but wish fulfillment for incel douchebag losers.

by Anonymousreply 38January 22, 2022 11:56 PM

To a large extent, the "Western" as portrayed in movies and television is mythology.

by Anonymousreply 39January 23, 2022 12:01 AM

it's so stupid. and he's running around half naked. i love it.

the eagle is too much!

by Anonymousreply 40January 23, 2022 12:08 AM

The dancing intro immediately won me over. James Gunn makes endearing, off kilter choices and I was sold after the first episode. Cena's nudity and in undies is just lagniappe.

by Anonymousreply 41January 23, 2022 12:55 AM

Vigilante is nerdy hot. The actor who plays him is actually English.

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by Anonymousreply 42January 23, 2022 1:05 AM

John Cena is very appealing.

by Anonymousreply 43January 23, 2022 1:07 AM

Cena does a great job getting us to care for a douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 44January 23, 2022 1:09 AM

Exactly r44. Peacemaker is an idiot douchebag but Cena gives him a lot of humor and humanity. He's excellent in the role.

by Anonymousreply 45January 23, 2022 1:11 AM

I expected to hate this show, but the acting and the writing brought me around. Campy fun with lots of Cerna tits, ass, and bulging, stuffed tighty-whities.

by Anonymousreply 46January 23, 2022 1:38 AM

^^Cena

by Anonymousreply 47January 23, 2022 1:38 AM

Cena ass

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by Anonymousreply 48January 23, 2022 1:41 AM

Cena dick

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by Anonymousreply 49January 23, 2022 1:43 AM

Cena hard dick

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by Anonymousreply 50January 23, 2022 1:44 AM

He also readjusts himself in said tightly-whities.

by Anonymousreply 51January 23, 2022 2:59 AM

[quote]Comic book stories are nothing but wish fulfillment for incel douchebag losers.

I just want to come over to your house while you're watching your Barbara Cook VHS tapes for the thousandth time and cut a hole in your neck and stick my dick in it and pump away while you're bleeding out and keep fucking that hole in your neck with my dick all covered in your blood and as the life drains out of you your big bug eyes with hemorrhages look up at me and your eyes are all red and shit and you gurgle your last breath and I cum like a motherfucker and take my dick out of the hole in your neck I just fucked and then I leave and go see Spider Man No Way Home again and it was a really fucking amazing awesome day.

by Anonymousreply 52January 23, 2022 6:17 AM

would like to see cena in a serious soft porn like fucking scene, as opposed to the usual campy funny homoerotic scenes he's done in movies of both funny screwing (amy schumer) and butt chugging (blockers) etc....

by Anonymousreply 53January 23, 2022 6:21 AM

Really hope they're not hooking Vigilante and Harcourt up but that car scene in the last episode mightily hinted at it...

by Anonymousreply 54January 23, 2022 6:24 AM

[quote] To a large extent, the "Western" as portrayed in movies and television is mythology.

Well of course it is - movies aren’t documentaries. But you don’t see the kind of, or level of, ludicrous fantasy in westerns that you see in these comic book tales. Not even in the same ballpark. People don’t shoot fireballs from their palms or fly through the air.

by Anonymousreply 55January 23, 2022 6:52 PM

What is up with all these TV series illustrations? Like the OP. What is that? Is that supposed to be some comic book thing or something? They all seem to have the artist.

by Anonymousreply 56January 23, 2022 7:06 PM

r56. Yes, comic book thing.

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by Anonymousreply 57January 23, 2022 7:10 PM

John Cena is a hotter, less homophobic, less douchey, way cooler version of Marky Mark

by Anonymousreply 58January 23, 2022 7:22 PM

Less homophobic?

by Anonymousreply 59January 23, 2022 7:24 PM

R7 I feel like they’re starting to peak.

Marvel is definitely showing signs of weakness.

And streaming is over saturated with it now.

And China is taking over the box office.

by Anonymousreply 60January 23, 2022 7:25 PM

Cena is pro-LGBT rights.

by Anonymousreply 61January 23, 2022 7:28 PM

See his video below.

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by Anonymousreply 62January 23, 2022 7:31 PM

I have rarely bothered to block people here, don’t even remember the last time I did, but I swear I can only see half of the posts in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 63January 23, 2022 7:31 PM

Is his bulge real?

by Anonymousreply 64January 23, 2022 7:36 PM

I'd say yes the way it was flopping. He doesn't give a shit and was in underwear in front of people for most of his career.

by Anonymousreply 65January 23, 2022 7:40 PM

[quote] Well of course it is - movies aren’t documentaries. But you don’t see the kind of, or level of, ludicrous fantasy in westerns that you see in these comic book tales.

So as long as you can wank to cowboy fantasies, it's acceptable.

Fine. Now go away.

by Anonymousreply 66January 23, 2022 10:13 PM

I don't think Marvel has peaked, but there are family-friendly limits that Disney will allow.

WB has obviously given Gunn much more free rein (seems even more than Deadpool got) and I'm enjoying this crazy ride. It will be interesting to see after this freedom, if Gunn continues to work for Marvel after his last few projects or moves over to DC for future projects.

by Anonymousreply 67January 23, 2022 10:42 PM

Judo Master is a great character too. I hope he sticks around.

by Anonymousreply 68January 24, 2022 2:29 AM

They recast the role of Vigilante after the original actor had shot several episodes. They really went in a whole new direction looks-wise.

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by Anonymousreply 69January 24, 2022 3:18 AM

There is something about Cena I never liked. However he does look good in titty whities.

by Anonymousreply 70January 24, 2022 3:21 AM

Tighty.

by Anonymousreply 71January 24, 2022 3:22 AM

They really uglied up Freddie Stroma for the show. IRL he's quite handsome.

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by Anonymousreply 72January 24, 2022 3:23 AM

Stroma is still hot as a nerd.

by Anonymousreply 73January 24, 2022 3:26 AM

Chris Conrad looks too much like he belongs in the Robert Patrick family and not a wuss.

by Anonymousreply 74January 24, 2022 3:33 AM

R49/R50 Access Denied. Try again.

by Anonymousreply 75January 24, 2022 4:18 AM

This show is WAY better than it has any right to be.

It's hilarious and thoroughly entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 76January 24, 2022 4:21 AM

I didn't know about the recasting, r69. Stroma seems so perfect for the role and fits right in.

I'm not buying that the recasting was mere creative differences. Dude shoots 5 out of 8 episodes and they recast in the middle of an episode? Something had to have went down.

"[Stroma] came in late. We had already shot five-and-a-half episodes with another actor [Conrad], who's an incredibly talented guy, but we were on different pages about certain things, and I don't think he wanted to continue on the series in the long run. So we brought Freddie in, five-and-a-half episodes in, and I reshot all of his scenes, and you're the first person who asked me that question, which I'm surprised by. But yeah, we re-shot. I directed all of the scenes with Vigilante in five and a half episodes."

by Anonymousreply 77January 24, 2022 4:28 AM

r75 it must be a problem on your end.

by Anonymousreply 78January 24, 2022 4:32 AM

Stroma is cute as fuck as Vigilante.

by Anonymousreply 79January 24, 2022 4:41 AM

[quote] Really hope they're not hooking Vigilante and Harcourt up but that car scene in the last episode mightily hinted at it...

Noooo! I want you see him firmly impaled by John Cena’s thick cock.

by Anonymousreply 80January 24, 2022 4:57 AM

Cena has the ugliest most annoying face, more annoying than potato head Channing Potatum.

by Anonymousreply 81January 24, 2022 7:17 AM

I would put this on par with The Boys, and I love it.

by Anonymousreply 82January 24, 2022 11:21 AM

No, R78, it's not:

"The owner of this website (cumception.com) does not allow hotlinking to that resource (/wp-content/upload/2019/01/wwe_male_wr-8882.jpg)."

by Anonymousreply 83January 24, 2022 3:57 PM

Yeah I can’t see Cena’s hard cock either! Please describe.

by Anonymousreply 84January 24, 2022 4:58 PM

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by Anonymousreply 86January 24, 2022 8:21 PM

Did John Cena clear this role with his handlers at the CCP? He doesn’t make a move before he makes sure he doesn’t piss off the Chinese government. I’ll take a pass on this one, and anything else he’s in.

by Anonymousreply 87January 24, 2022 8:25 PM

r87 is nuts

by Anonymousreply 88January 24, 2022 8:27 PM

It’s R87’s loss. He’s missing out on one of the best shows on tv.

by Anonymousreply 89January 25, 2022 4:15 AM

R85, that pick of "Cena" naked is a really, really bad photo-shop.

by Anonymousreply 90January 25, 2022 6:06 AM

r90 the pics below it are real

by Anonymousreply 91January 25, 2022 6:08 AM

Thanks for recommending this to me. I'm really enjoying it--the dance number over the credits (and Eagley) are such great bits.

I'm so impressed with John Cena's comedic skills. He is perfectly cast.

by Anonymousreply 92January 27, 2022 4:51 AM

John Cena has a mostly hot body but that really ugly vein mess running down his right side/arm is ... off-putting.

by Anonymousreply 93January 27, 2022 5:13 AM

I’d rather focus on his big veiny cock.

by Anonymousreply 94January 27, 2022 5:19 AM

[quote] John Cena has a mostly hot body but that really ugly vein mess running down his right side/arm is ... off-putting.

Uh-huh.

Like you'd turn him down because of that.

by Anonymousreply 95January 27, 2022 5:32 AM

I watched a few episodes of the reality show his then fiancée had on E! and he was so anal retentive, bordering on OCD. Maybe he was putting it on for the show for conflict. If not, he's annoying to live with.

by Anonymousreply 96January 27, 2022 5:58 AM

I don't think anyone here wants to live with him.

A little body worship, and then a few pats on the head for being a decent, unproblematic, apparently talented guy.

by Anonymousreply 97January 27, 2022 6:04 AM

I love Freddie Stroma. In both his look and his style of comic acting he reminds me so much of the late Stan Kirsch, from "Highlander."

by Anonymousreply 98January 27, 2022 6:51 AM

I agree about Freddie Stroma, he's a delight.

by Anonymousreply 99January 27, 2022 6:53 AM

Episode 5 is today.

by Anonymousreply 100January 27, 2022 6:54 AM

The scene where Danielle Brooks accidentally showed the whole team the pic of her wife's pussy on her iPad was hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 101January 27, 2022 6:56 AM

[quote]But you don’t see the kind of, or level of, ludicrous fantasy in westerns that you see in these comic book tales. Not even in the same ballpark. People don’t shoot fireballs from their palms or fly through the air.

Nor do people burst into song when they feel intensely, as they do in musicals.

Not do people rise in the air and fight with martial arts to the death the way they do in kung fu movies.

Nor can people fly to other planets with faster-than-light speed, the way they do in sci-fi movies.

Nor do they fight dragons and wizards, the way they do in fantasy movies.

Guess what? Movies are not all about realism, and they haven't been since the days if the Lumiere Brothers.

If all you want is realism, then watch realist movies and TV shows and go comment on threads about them. But fantastic genres have been popular since the birth of movies, and many people like them: so stop sucking the joy out of this thread. We've heard your opinion, so shut the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 102January 27, 2022 7:34 AM

Remember when Amy Schumer said that cena REALLY DID fuck her in that scene from "trainwreck" because he didn't know it was acting and he was supposed to act like he was having intercourse with her! YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If ole Amy was being screwed by Cena for real, she's not that good of a actress not to have orgasm after orgasm with THEE john cena's body and dick working magic on her and her face to be emotionless!...

never mind, wasn't amy wearing white underwear in that scene? what did ole cena with his alleged erection just push those panties aside and go to town on her "female bits"?...

by Anonymousreply 103January 27, 2022 2:51 PM
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