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Kim K West ( lol) hosting SNL this weekend

I hate her voice . Why do these types end their words with guttural sounds. ? Exaggerated valley girl accent.

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by Anonymousreply 197October 12, 2021 10:36 PM

She can’t show any expressions with all the Botox / plastic surgery . It’s actually a shame cuz she was naturally beautiful in exotic way.

by Anonymousreply 1October 8, 2021 2:02 AM

She's trash.

by Anonymousreply 2October 8, 2021 2:02 AM

Critics will be kind to her. Why, I don’t know.

by Anonymousreply 3October 8, 2021 2:28 AM

It's going to get high ratings and she'll wrongly think it's because everybody likes her.

by Anonymousreply 4October 8, 2021 2:32 AM

She has no real personality. Sad

by Anonymousreply 5October 8, 2021 2:48 AM

Is Kanye going to run onstage in Kim's crotchless panties and queef about white women?

by Anonymousreply 6October 8, 2021 3:25 AM

Who will read all the skit cue cards to her?

by Anonymousreply 7October 8, 2021 4:41 AM

My, Halsey really looks thrilled to be there.

by Anonymousreply 8October 8, 2021 5:28 AM

This plastic, talentless, lard ass bitch mist really be hurting for attention. Her little sisters have stolen her spotlight. That vocal fry is played out. A middle aged woman still trying to sound like she is 22.

by Anonymousreply 9October 8, 2021 5:38 AM

SNL has added Vocal Fry to its subtitle captioning.

by Anonymousreply 10October 8, 2021 5:45 AM

She’ll be able to read her cue cards and not totally embarrass herself and all the reviews will then say how great she was with “surprisingly good comedic timing” and how we’ve all totally “underestimated” her.

by Anonymousreply 11October 8, 2021 5:46 AM

Lorne is a fucking sell-out.

by Anonymousreply 12October 8, 2021 6:42 AM

Kim is a fucking whore with barely a high school education, a sociopathic mother, a morally bankrupt father who died as karma, and two hideous sisters.

by Anonymousreply 13October 8, 2021 10:24 AM

Cecily has the sad dead eyes of the one forced to do the promo with the woman whose “career” started with her being pissed and jizzed on.

by Anonymousreply 14October 8, 2021 10:34 AM

Where have you been ,OP.? Almost every teen girl and young woman speaks the way she does, vocal fry being paramount. It's disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 15October 8, 2021 11:12 AM

That voice has now made it all the way to NPR. Millions of American (and now British) women under the age of 40 have cultivated it.

by Anonymousreply 16October 8, 2021 11:59 AM

It will be a completely forgettable episode.

by Anonymousreply 17October 8, 2021 12:44 PM

Is this the required viewing?

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by Anonymousreply 18October 8, 2021 12:49 PM

That’s what these vapid airheads sound like

by Anonymousreply 19October 8, 2021 4:12 PM

TMZ is reporting insiders are impressed with her acting. Really Kris?

by Anonymousreply 20October 8, 2021 7:46 PM

I can't think of 2 less likable women than Kim K and Halsey. They're both insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 21October 8, 2021 7:57 PM

R13 only Khloe is hideous.

by Anonymousreply 22October 8, 2021 8:04 PM

Now TMZ is saying she is rehearsing 20 ours a day. Give the woman a Emmy.

by Anonymousreply 23October 9, 2021 1:41 PM

The Kardashians must be plants of some sort to enable the dumbing down of America. Its the only explanation how they have been around this long. Everyone is bought by them. It just doesn’t make any sense at this point. Yes, I sound looney but one has to be when trying to figure out this world anymore. People will tune in out of morbid curiosity and Kim will be praised. There is no justice! Ha!

by Anonymousreply 24October 9, 2021 2:09 PM

Kris Jenner is an excellent pimp

by Anonymousreply 25October 9, 2021 4:12 PM

Who is this Kim West, I’ve never heard of her?

by Anonymousreply 26October 10, 2021 1:22 AM

I’m skipping it.

by Anonymousreply 27October 10, 2021 2:15 AM

Is this the official thread for tonight's show?

by Anonymousreply 28October 10, 2021 2:31 AM

R21 You misgendered Halsey! It prefers to be called they unless you say her.

by Anonymousreply 29October 10, 2021 2:57 AM

There has to be an historical through line from OJ Simpson to Kim Kardashian to Trump.

All roads emanate from that ill-fitting glove.

by Anonymousreply 30October 10, 2021 3:17 AM

Whatever happened to this Kunt's law career?

by Anonymousreply 31October 10, 2021 3:26 AM

R31 I was wondering that myself. I'll never forgive idiotic Van Jones for giving her an internship

by Anonymousreply 32October 10, 2021 3:30 AM

Kyle Mooney actually looks good with the silver wig on. He should keep it.

by Anonymousreply 33October 10, 2021 3:32 AM

You know Ted Cruz is pissed he's being played by a fat woman

by Anonymousreply 34October 10, 2021 3:33 AM

Uh Oh....Aidy in Male Drag again....NOT a good start..

by Anonymousreply 35October 10, 2021 3:34 AM

WTF this Lindsey Graham impersonation is HORRIFIC.

by Anonymousreply 36October 10, 2021 3:34 AM

haaaaaaaaa Chris Redd nailed Booker's eye thing

by Anonymousreply 37October 10, 2021 3:34 AM

You know Pete is very popular with the audience because they always get all riled up anytime he appears on screen.

by Anonymousreply 38October 10, 2021 3:40 AM

her hips and butt are still botched and misshapen

by Anonymousreply 39October 10, 2021 3:41 AM

omg her fake ass and face.....she looks unrecognizable

tiny nose

by Anonymousreply 40October 10, 2021 3:42 AM

🧛‍♀️ 🤡😐

by Anonymousreply 41October 10, 2021 3:42 AM

is the crowd filled with Kardashian staff members? The over-the-top cheering and clapping during her monologue is obnoxious

by Anonymousreply 42October 10, 2021 3:42 AM

Is this that girl whose Caitlyn Jenner’s step daughter?

by Anonymousreply 43October 10, 2021 3:43 AM

They need to shut up whoever that obnoxious audience member who is shrieking like a banshee.

by Anonymousreply 44October 10, 2021 3:43 AM

KIM K should be ashamed of her father helping OJ...

by Anonymousreply 45October 10, 2021 3:43 AM

How lovely she dressed as a walking Vaginoplasty for the monologue.

by Anonymousreply 46October 10, 2021 3:44 AM

the ratings are going to be huge because of her fanbase which is all Lorne Michaels cares about. Sadly I predict she'll be back as host but I hope the hell not

by Anonymousreply 47October 10, 2021 3:45 AM

Oh, yeah. OJ murder jokes. Such a riot. 🙄🙄🤮

by Anonymousreply 48October 10, 2021 3:45 AM

That monologue wasn't bad and I admire how many times she went there.

by Anonymousreply 49October 10, 2021 3:46 AM

So they’re having popular Instagramers hosting? Why can it be a hot guy then?

by Anonymousreply 50October 10, 2021 3:46 AM

I think the writers were laughing hysterically that they could write that really mean monologue and she would be stupid enough to read it word for word.

by Anonymousreply 51October 10, 2021 3:47 AM

She's an old whore. So tired.

by Anonymousreply 52October 10, 2021 3:47 AM

if you remember years ago during her heyday, SNL had Paris Hilton host. Sadly this isn't a surprise. The only surprise is it took so long

by Anonymousreply 53October 10, 2021 3:48 AM

Is Pete still wearing the same necklaces from earlier?

by Anonymousreply 54October 10, 2021 3:50 AM

Funny how Pete is Aladin worrying about filling Jasmines ample cave...

by Anonymousreply 55October 10, 2021 3:50 AM

aladdin sketch lame as fuk

by Anonymousreply 56October 10, 2021 3:51 AM

Pete is one white guy who can confidently compete with Kardashian black dudes

by Anonymousreply 57October 10, 2021 3:51 AM

Pete and his nail polish. He's looks like a high toddler.

by Anonymousreply 58October 10, 2021 3:51 AM


by Anonymousreply 59October 10, 2021 3:52 AM

eew Pete Kim kiss

by Anonymousreply 60October 10, 2021 3:52 AM

Get new writers !!! fire che !!!! and the lame asian cast member....

by Anonymousreply 61October 10, 2021 3:54 AM

I can’t stand her but what’s wrong with me, is she really doing OKAY?

by Anonymousreply 62October 10, 2021 3:58 AM

Chase Crawford playing STRAIGHT!!!...

by Anonymousreply 63October 10, 2021 4:00 AM

wow they got a lot of male celebs to cameo this bachelorette skit

by Anonymousreply 64October 10, 2021 4:00 AM

chase c is hot, chris rock and his spindly fingers......poor man

by Anonymousreply 65October 10, 2021 4:02 AM

Blake is so hot

by Anonymousreply 66October 10, 2021 4:03 AM

What’s wrong with Chris Rock’s face?

by Anonymousreply 67October 10, 2021 4:03 AM

With both my holes

by Anonymousreply 68October 10, 2021 4:03 AM

Kim isn't too bad.

by Anonymousreply 69October 10, 2021 4:04 AM

I can’t stand her. But what is wrong with me.. is she really doing.., sort of okay?

by Anonymousreply 70October 10, 2021 4:05 AM

When Kyle Mooney shines, he really shines.

by Anonymousreply 71October 10, 2021 4:05 AM

Okay that Bachelorette parody was good.

by Anonymousreply 72October 10, 2021 4:07 AM

Wow the writers gave her shit to work with......funny

by Anonymousreply 73October 10, 2021 4:07 AM

of course Kris and Khloe get cameos

this is so calculated

by Anonymousreply 74October 10, 2021 4:09 AM

What s shit show. Fucking awful so far.

by Anonymousreply 75October 10, 2021 4:09 AM

oh shit khloe and mommy and their fuked up noses...

by Anonymousreply 76October 10, 2021 4:09 AM

I have a feeling that other new guy, Aristotle, will mostly just be eye candy.

by Anonymousreply 77October 10, 2021 4:11 AM

You can tell that Amy ad libbed the two holes line because what's her name broke.

by Anonymousreply 78October 10, 2021 4:12 AM

Please put an end to this unfunny lottery skit.

by Anonymousreply 79October 10, 2021 4:13 AM

Kim looks better in that short curly wig.

by Anonymousreply 80October 10, 2021 4:16 AM

Was that a real coffee commercial?

by Anonymousreply 81October 10, 2021 4:17 AM

so they padded the show with cameos from male celebs and her family to further boost online viewership of the clips rather than make her deliver sketches with the cast alone

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by Anonymousreply 83October 10, 2021 4:20 AM

Whats up with halseys fugly hair????

by Anonymousreply 84October 10, 2021 4:20 AM

why does SNL have Halsey on every year? She is talentless. Does she really deliver ratings?

by Anonymousreply 85October 10, 2021 4:21 AM

Ratings crash when Che's face is on the screen its said.....is he really race baiting?

by Anonymousreply 86October 10, 2021 4:25 AM

I love Halsey

by Anonymousreply 87October 10, 2021 4:29 AM

luv the kathy party comedienne

by Anonymousreply 88October 10, 2021 4:33 AM

Bad, bad, Weekend Update.

And now we enter the final 30 min shit show.

by Anonymousreply 89October 10, 2021 4:37 AM

oh look MORE Kardashian cameos

by Anonymousreply 90October 10, 2021 4:39 AM

Kim appears dead inside. Flat line readings. Dead eyes. She looks embalmed.

by Anonymousreply 91October 10, 2021 4:41 AM

Chris Redd is brilliant as Kanye

by Anonymousreply 92October 10, 2021 4:42 AM

Dey shoulda been hella woke and had a white female play kanye...

by Anonymousreply 93October 10, 2021 4:42 AM

I wonder if Lorne allowed Kris any input or control for this episode

by Anonymousreply 94October 10, 2021 4:45 AM

Who in fuk okd the icky seltzer skit??

by Anonymousreply 95October 10, 2021 4:45 AM

Really didn't get that writers' room sketch.

by Anonymousreply 96October 10, 2021 4:45 AM

It was a rif on Budweiser seltzer not being beer..

This episode was like watching paint dry. But not Aidy's colure paint.

by Anonymousreply 97October 10, 2021 4:49 AM

Shit, halsey's stylist must hate her, she look like fukd up

by Anonymousreply 98October 10, 2021 4:50 AM

Halsey is 1 of those people who is naturally pretty but does everything possible to look weird

by Anonymousreply 99October 10, 2021 4:51 AM

bitch has no voice, jus whispers/mumbles,,,,,how she a star????

by Anonymousreply 100October 10, 2021 4:52 AM

That song would have been a thousand times better if Stevie Nicks sang it.

by Anonymousreply 101October 10, 2021 4:54 AM

R99 said it. She is a female James Franco. Naturally hot, but they try to hide it

by Anonymousreply 102October 10, 2021 4:56 AM

Yikes, the fake laff track is cranked up high tonite....

by Anonymousreply 103October 10, 2021 4:57 AM

R99, I say the same thing about Nico Tortorella.

by Anonymousreply 104October 10, 2021 4:58 AM

No Andrew Dismukes?

by Anonymousreply 105October 10, 2021 4:58 AM

Probably one of the top five worst ones of all time. Stinks like shit on ice.

by Anonymousreply 106October 10, 2021 4:59 AM

Why are they inviting has beens as musical acts?

by Anonymousreply 107October 10, 2021 4:59 AM

This episode was eternal. Wasn't the Pete / Aladin sketch yesterday?

by Anonymousreply 108October 10, 2021 5:00 AM

Well, that was ... special.

by Anonymousreply 109October 10, 2021 5:02 AM

This entire thing was particularly dreadful. It descended to a whole new level of horribly awful.

by Anonymousreply 110October 10, 2021 5:02 AM

Andrew Dismukes was at the closing....I wonder if Chace Crawford hits on him?....

by Anonymousreply 111October 10, 2021 5:02 AM

OMG Khloe and her big fat blubbery ass

by Anonymousreply 112October 10, 2021 5:02 AM

Still trying to decide whether to watch.

Kim's own father helped OJ ditch the murder weapon and bloody clothes (I believe), and she knew Nicole. Very, very bad taste to choose a cheap laugh over respect for the murdered (I'd say "dead," except Robert K., Johnnie Cochran, and F. Lee Bailey deserve opprobrium, and they're also dead).

Her mother doesn't care what is said in some SNL monologue about her daughters and families. Kris would approve their all being nude on TV if there was money paid. She thought of the sex tape for Kim after seeing the success of Paris Hilton's, rumor has it.

by Anonymousreply 113October 10, 2021 5:05 AM

oj is khloe's dad, look at her fore she had her surgerys.....fer reals

by Anonymousreply 114October 10, 2021 5:08 AM

In every single skit Kim wore something skin tight, stood still, and recited lines in a flat affect. Different wigs but the same makeup. What was the point of doing this?

by Anonymousreply 115October 10, 2021 5:11 AM

Kim has more Social Media followers than SNL has had unfunny skits, and that's saying something. Lorne wants some of those many "eyes on" for the show's $ponsor$.

And Kris Jenner wants more "respectability," even though she (and Lorne) can't see that the transfer works only one way, which is to say, SNL got lowered.

by Anonymousreply 116October 10, 2021 5:25 AM

Heidi Gardner isn’t funny.

by Anonymousreply 117October 10, 2021 5:28 AM

I have a feeling NBC is putting pressure on LM and SNL to pick it up. No show adds 10 new writers unless they have been told to fix it or it gets cancelled. Remember last week was the lowest episode ever!!.

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by Anonymousreply 118October 10, 2021 5:30 AM

I just find it really hard to believe that these last two shows are the best that writers and comedians can come up with. I think they can do a lot better and be a lot funnier. I don’t know what the problem is. Maybe too much office politics involved and it prohibits creativity.

by Anonymousreply 119October 10, 2021 5:32 AM

I can’t get passed Kim’s flirting with fascism to see her as funny.

by Anonymousreply 120October 10, 2021 5:33 AM

I wonder if Owen Wilson is depressed over that ?

by Anonymousreply 121October 10, 2021 5:34 AM

The only funny thing tonight was Amy Schumer's line, "With both my holes."

And I also enjoyed the Succession trailer. The new season looks amazing and it's getting rave reviews. Looks like it will sweep the Emmys next year. I didn't realize that Adam McKay created the show.

by Anonymousreply 122October 10, 2021 5:39 AM

[quote]I have a feeling NBC is putting pressure on LM and SNL to pick it up. No show adds 10 new writers unless they have been told to fix it or it gets cancelled.

NOW a warning?

by Anonymousreply 123October 10, 2021 5:40 AM

What was Chace Crawford's line when she handed him the token? I didn't quite hear it.

by Anonymousreply 124October 10, 2021 5:41 AM

That fat whiny cunt aidy bryant threw a tantrum like a 2 year old when Elon Musk was on. She refused to appear on the show with him because "he's rich" and then she was proud as could be to be in this abortion of an episode

by Anonymousreply 125October 10, 2021 5:41 AM

i enjoyed the monologue

by Anonymousreply 126October 10, 2021 5:42 AM

cancel this shit show.....lorne has fukd it up with shitty hosts, writers and singers.

or replace him.

by Anonymousreply 127October 10, 2021 5:45 AM

She did a better job than the majority of people who host SNL. There was some real funny shit in there. Don't you all have a Simpsons thread to go spew your bile on? It gets old.

by Anonymousreply 128October 10, 2021 5:51 AM

I couldn’t hear chase either.

by Anonymousreply 129October 10, 2021 5:57 AM

Kim was whatever. It was a ratings ploy. She was about as good as one could expect.

But I have to admit I really liked Halsey's first song. She doesn't have a great voice, nor much star presence. But the tune was cool.

by Anonymousreply 130October 10, 2021 6:06 AM

I laughed the most at the stupid lottery sketch. It was so dumb it was funny.

by Anonymousreply 131October 10, 2021 6:19 AM

Does Halsey have her tooth pierced? What in hell is that crap? How is that appealing in any way? People are so stupid and don’t think things through. It’s the most ridiculous thing I have seen in a long time.

by Anonymousreply 132October 10, 2021 6:30 AM

R129 ....R124 = After Chace Crawford took the Token he said "I'm also on The Boys.".... I checked it because I honestly thought he said "I'm also INTO boys" (which would have been funny) if he was coming out ...Had had a line he mumbled before he took the token. No idea what he said. He was doing some weird accent...LINK...He is at the 1 minute mark)...

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by Anonymousreply 133October 10, 2021 6:33 AM

bizarre lorne thought adding all the 'stars' iin that token sketch would amp up ratings.....he is senile?

by Anonymousreply 134October 10, 2021 6:35 AM

If the ratings keep hovering around the "lowest in 40 year history" mark you can bet Lorne will be announcing his "retirement" around February....

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by Anonymousreply 136October 10, 2021 6:47 AM

Bring back Tina Fey!!

by Anonymousreply 137October 10, 2021 6:49 AM

R44 It's probably Jonathan Cheban.

by Anonymousreply 138October 10, 2021 6:52 AM

The doctor should be sacked and license revoked!

by Anonymousreply 139October 10, 2021 6:56 AM

West Coast here...

She did pretty well with the opening monologue.

The opening Alladin skit was stupid. The rap song with the women in the club was not up to standard when SNL has done similar songs before. The Bachelorette skit was stupid. The Aidy Bryant/Kim switching identities was good. The lottery newsroom skit was stupid.

That's all so far. Time for Weekend Update.

by Anonymousreply 140October 10, 2021 7:17 AM

I just saw on Twitter the Daily Beast raving about how great her monologue was. Obviously she didn't write it and her delivery of it wasn't great. Also it was in poor taste to make fun of Nicole Brown Simpson's murder when supposedly her mother was best friends with Nicole. Her voice is so fucking annoying, even if she makes herself gorgeous no man is going to stick around long.

by Anonymousreply 141October 10, 2021 7:19 AM

I didn't know who 2 of the men were in the Bachelorette type skit and I usually am up on pop culture.

by Anonymousreply 142October 10, 2021 7:20 AM

I cannot believe anyone thinks Bucket Face John Cena is hot. WTF...Cena was in Suicide Squad with Pete Davidson--another ugly slob.

by Anonymousreply 143October 10, 2021 7:33 AM

The People's Court was kind of funny.

Where's Kate McKinnon? The show needs her.

Kick Kris Jenner and Khloe off the show and use the SNL players. Cecily Strong is going to waste tonight. Use her.

by Anonymousreply 144October 10, 2021 7:47 AM

I only liked the writer’s room sketch and Weekend Update. Chris Redd was good, Chris Rock looked old.

Paris was so much better than Kim, but not liked by the cast. Kim was bad/wooden but staff liked her.

Kim was also wooden on DWTS.

by Anonymousreply 145October 10, 2021 8:01 AM

Lindsey Buckingham has some skinny legs.

by Anonymousreply 146October 10, 2021 8:02 AM

Fake Heterosexual Rami Malek will be hosting next week. Rami is doing a movie with loser Christian Bale next.

by Anonymousreply 147October 10, 2021 8:12 AM

When she was beginning to do her "monologue" after the intro sketch, etc. I was dumbstruck, guess I have so successfully ignored her that I had no idea she was so fucking HUGE. Scared the hell outta me. Like she had eaten one of her sisters or maybe Kanye for a snack. I mean, she is one bigass creepy looking woman, or at least that was my takeaway.

by Anonymousreply 148October 10, 2021 8:38 AM

Did beaches whale Aidy protest on Twitter?

by Anonymousreply 149October 10, 2021 10:14 AM

kim was like an ironic joke on herself.....her very act as a human is laughable and horrid.

by Anonymousreply 150October 10, 2021 10:55 AM

Kim's face looks hard

by Anonymousreply 151October 10, 2021 1:20 PM

As a whole, SNL the show sucks ass. However, Kim K did not. I give her credit. There have been far worse hosts.

by Anonymousreply 152October 10, 2021 3:19 PM

OP, people over 12 yrs old don't type "LOL" anymore.

by Anonymousreply 153October 10, 2021 3:20 PM

[quote]Where's Kate McKinnon? The show needs her.

Not really. Aidy Bryant has stepped up to do creepy male drag in her place. Two weeks in a row now.

by Anonymousreply 154October 10, 2021 4:41 PM

Kim K did all this plastic surgery so she can look like Nasim Pedrad made up to look like Kim K.

by Anonymousreply 155October 10, 2021 5:00 PM

I usually watch SNL out of habit, but this was a good episode. Kim was a good sport and each skit was densely packed with funny (or funny-enough) lines.

There have been recent seasons where so many skits had a lazily written gay-themed joke or punchline. You can tell when the writers are being lazy and I'm not getting that this season.

Pete as gutter trash Machine Gun "Uhhhhh I wish could vape you!" Kelly was funny, as was Aidy and Kim's "trading lives" skit. I thought the ending was snappy and made the skit work. Monologue was good. The People's Kourt was a good way to poke funny at the Kardashian circus. Mom Kris is a better manager than cue card reader.

The lottery skit went a little long but they had a funny-enough finish with the Diana Ross bit. I hate when they phone-in the ending of a skit like they've run out of steam.

I think this is going to be a good season.

by Anonymousreply 156October 10, 2021 7:36 PM

[quote] I can’t get passed Kim’s flirting with fascism to see her as funny.

She may be “nice”, or “funny”? on SNL, but your point, R120 hits the nail on the head.

She reminds me of Trump: superficial, plastic, willing to shill herself, her family and virtually anything for the Almighty US Dollar.

Her - and Kanye’s - close association with the Trump admin. was shocking and the epitome of trash.

It has colored every other perception of her and her ubiquitous (via the media and social media) family.

by Anonymousreply 157October 10, 2021 8:40 PM

R145 unlike the Hiltons the Kardashians will do whatever is asked of them - I’ll give them credit for that. Don’t underestimate that factor in why they’re never going away.

by Anonymousreply 158October 10, 2021 8:42 PM

R152 she wasn’t bad at all (certainly better than Paris Hilton, which was basically the standard here) since the bar set was so absurdly low that translate to critics the next day saying she was “great@ - which I knew would happen.

Great she was not, but there have definitely been worse hosts and worse shows. The switching identity sketch was actually funny and I’m not sure why everyone here is so offended by the OJ jokes - comedy is supposed to “go there.” Kris is shrewd enough to know she’ll get a lot of credit for being “game” for doing those jokes.

by Anonymousreply 159October 10, 2021 8:48 PM

Too many celebrity guests in this episode.

by Anonymousreply 160October 10, 2021 8:58 PM

[quote] It has colored every other perception of her and her ubiquitous (via the media and social media) family.

You forgot to add "for me" at the end, r157.

by Anonymousreply 161October 10, 2021 9:41 PM

It's weird that now we seem to have a "Nobody types LOL anymore!" troll. I've seen this quite a few times now over the past couple of weeks.

by Anonymousreply 162October 10, 2021 9:51 PM

[quote]She reminds me of Trump: superficial, plastic, willing to shill herself, her family and virtually anything for the Almighty US Dollar.

Isn't that exactly what Kim and her entire family are all about? These people are not talented, they've made being famous for doing absolutely NOTHING, their entire brand. They aren't even interesting enough to care about, yet, so many stupid Americans have embraced their bullshit, yes, much in the same way Americans have embraced Drumpf and his horrible down-market-presented-as-'classy' brand. They are all pure trash. Uninteresting, not exactly intellectual, zero talent etc.

Why be offended when Kim and her low-rent silly family cash in on that type of exposure which made them famous? Kim's entire persona is exactly what people have embraced. WHAT does she actually do?

I don't watch any reality TV, the last actual reality TV shows I ever watched were PBS An American Family and the first few seasons of MTV's The Real World.

Most intelligent people know reality TV is fake and scripted. Besides, who cares about the vacuous lives these empty people lead? I sure don't.

by Anonymousreply 163October 10, 2021 10:30 PM

I would rather the ritual killing of seals than a second of this hack, vocal fry, porn actress.

by Anonymousreply 164October 11, 2021 12:55 AM


by Anonymousreply 165October 11, 2021 12:55 AM

khloes fuked up face never ceases to freak me out.....she mus have mental issues huh

by Anonymousreply 166October 11, 2021 2:03 AM

SNL and The Simpsons simply won't let it go. Don't they both have enough fucking money?

by Anonymousreply 167October 11, 2021 2:10 AM

In the Dream Guy skit, I recognized most of the men, including Kyle, Chris, Chase, John, the Bachelor Guy, and Blake, but didn’t know who the swarthy guy was. Who is he?

by Anonymousreply 168October 11, 2021 2:50 AM

Amy Shumer sold her soul to be a Kardashian "friend". Amy is like the fat girl in school who is allowed to be friends with the popular girl by doing her homework or be the punchline of every joke. Pathetic...

by Anonymousreply 169October 11, 2021 2:55 AM

[quote] You forgot to add "for me" at the end, [R157].

Nope, R161.

by Anonymousreply 170October 11, 2021 3:09 AM

No, I just try not to presume that my tastes apply to anyone other than myself.

by Anonymousreply 171October 11, 2021 3:17 AM

R168 Jesse Williams. An actor who up until recently was on Grey's Anatomy.

by Anonymousreply 172October 11, 2021 3:31 AM

BREAKING = Kim kicked up the ratings....But that's not saying much when you compare it to other low rated SNL shows ---->>"Last night’s telecast outperformed all but one of the low-rated final six telecasts from last season."..........

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by Anonymousreply 173October 11, 2021 3:47 AM

[quote] No, I just try not to presume that my tastes apply to anyone other than myself.

And yet YOU TELL ME that I need to post a certain way.

Don’t buy what you are selling (akin to the Kardashians....or Drumpf), R161 /R171.

It’s phoney.

by Anonymousreply 174October 11, 2021 3:50 AM

Thanks, R172.

by Anonymousreply 175October 11, 2021 3:55 AM

Who was the very tall guy on the bachelorette type skit?

by Anonymousreply 176October 11, 2021 4:31 AM

Was it me, or did Amy look thinner without her uterus?

by Anonymousreply 177October 11, 2021 6:12 AM

Whole thing was pathetic! Inserting Pimp Mama Kris was brilliant - not!

by Anonymousreply 178October 11, 2021 7:42 AM

Where has Kate McKinnon been? She's in the opening credits, but I think she's been missing for the past couple of weeks. I don't know, did Kate miss the season-opening show with Owen Wilson hosting? I don't remember. But she wasn't on last night with Kim fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 179October 11, 2021 7:59 AM

Kate’s busy off being Carole Baskin wrapping up filming of the limited run series on Tiger King. I still don’t know if the show is going for camp or going to be presenting it as high drama.

by Anonymousreply 180October 11, 2021 8:13 AM

R176, that was the NBA’s Blake Griffin.

by Anonymousreply 181October 11, 2021 9:11 AM

Blake Griffin, who had a lengthy nude or “nude” scene on BROAD CITY.

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by Anonymousreply 182October 11, 2021 12:44 PM

I did not realize Kim and Kanye had FOUR kids. Jesus, that's a lot of crazy careers they will try to foist on everyone. The Pinkett-Smith children will look like nothing once the West kids start being full time pimped. Kris is still relatively young.

I did like the Bachelorette parody. Kim knows how to read cue cards and play the part of dumb, sweet Kim, human Real Doll.

by Anonymousreply 183October 11, 2021 12:59 PM

R183 No, their surrogates had 4 kids.

by Anonymousreply 184October 11, 2021 2:35 PM

[quote]No, their surrogates had 4 kids.

Think the last two, or three, kids were via surrogate. Kim gave birth to her first two or at least she carried her first child.

by Anonymousreply 185October 11, 2021 6:14 PM

[quote]That vocal fry is played out. A middle aged woman still trying to sound like she is 22.

It really is ridiculous. She's 40.

by Anonymousreply 186October 12, 2021 5:29 PM


by Anonymousreply 187October 12, 2021 5:39 PM

R186 she was 40 about 8 years ago. I’m pretty sure she is closer to 50, no?

by Anonymousreply 188October 12, 2021 5:42 PM

Halsey is better than most of the crap today, especially that Billy Eyelash.

by Anonymousreply 189October 12, 2021 6:00 PM

Kim K has dead "affect" but she has a skill set. She has made a few hundred million, they say. I don't even have a several hundred thousand invested (although I have a modest pension). I have any number of IQ points on her and a few advanced degrees. Kim has a mountain of wealth. I can't really knock her and I thought she was funny enough on this episode.

by Anonymousreply 190October 12, 2021 6:06 PM

Who’s next up on the docket?

by Anonymousreply 191October 12, 2021 6:08 PM

Lindsey Buckingham and Kim Kardashian on the same show is some weird time warp/culture clash. I'm surprised space time didn't collapse in on itself.

by Anonymousreply 192October 12, 2021 7:36 PM

[quote][R186] she was 40 about 8 years ago. I’m pretty sure she is closer to 50, no?

Kim cannot be 50! Her mom is 65.

by Anonymousreply 193October 12, 2021 8:18 PM

[quote] Kim K has dead "affect" but she has a skill set. She has made a few hundred million, they say. I don't even have a several hundred thousand invested (although I have a modest pension). I have any number of IQ points on her and a few advanced degrees. Kim has a mountain of wealth. I can't really knock her and I thought she was funny enough on this episode.

So interesting that the US lauds and excuses individuals - regardless of crimes or shady activity - based solely on money.

The Dollar is the true religion of the USA. Character, intelligence, perception, compassion, decency, integrity all take backseats to $$.

The comparisons of the US and the end of Roman Empire are interesting: collapsing from within.

by Anonymousreply 194October 12, 2021 10:17 PM

What CRIMES did KK commit to make her dough? Hmmmm? Making that pile involved a skill set. Your reference to the Fall of the Roman Empire is well taken, of course. Such a trash culture.

by Anonymousreply 195October 12, 2021 10:20 PM

[quote] What CRIMES did KK commit to make her dough? Hmmmm? Making that pile involved a skill set. Your reference to the Fall of the Roman Empire is well taken, of course. Such a trash culture.

Said nothing about Kim K and crimes, per se, R195. Although, I do believe she has indulged in shady activity: flouting Covid ordinances, portraying herself to be one thing, but authentically being another, shilling dubious products, associating with grifters and liars, “flirting with fascism”, etc.

But that’s the difference of opinion here. There is no worshipping of the almighty US dollar to proclaim Kim K has some type of “skill set”.

Many, many criminals and shady characters have amassed money throughout history. Don’t consider grifting a “skill set”.

by Anonymousreply 196October 12, 2021 10:29 PM

You assumed I laud and excuse Kim's tackiness and tawdriness because I say she has a skill set to get super rich.

by Anonymousreply 197October 12, 2021 10:36 PM
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