Brooklyn Beckham making a bacon sandwich for two and a half painful minutes on the US Today Show

Painful and pointless. Beckham makes a 20-year old's hangover breakfast.

I remember when he was sort of cute. Perhaps they will showcase his "photography skills" next.

Katie Couric is somewhere laughing her ass off at what TODAY has become

The popping of the bacon probably traumatized him.

Oh no!!

Carson doesn't carry that extra weight well AT ALL. Some guys can handle some extra pounds on their frame, not the case with Carson there.

That's very worrisome as, in the past few years, people have told me I look like him. I hadn't seen him in awhile and, EGADS, I guess it's time to get back to the gym for this bloated homo.

I’m shocked that bacon butties, chip butties, and crisp sandwiches haven’t made the jump from Britain to the US. My grandmother did make us potato chip sandwiches once in a while, but that’s the only time I heard of it outside England.

As a prank, he would slip one of these grease bombs under mom's pillow at night. Mainly to encourage the bulimia.

r6 That's too sad and gross, even by America's low standards.

Why was this even happening? Is he trying to be a chef now?

R8 You've clearly never tried one.

white privilege and nepotism led to this disaster

OP, it's so funny you posted this. I was channel-surfing this morning and went past the Today show just as they were teasing his appearance before the commercial. I thought he was cute but didn't turn back to see what he would be cooking. Reading this thread, I guess I didn't miss anything.

Outside of "cooking" a bacon sandwich, was he on-air to plug any other project he's working on? Or was this just a blatant attempt to fill airtime with celebrity spawn?

Wasn’t he trying to become a pro photographer?

R14 Wonder why that didn't work out

But also a reminder that someone gave this prick a book deal to publish his shitty photos.

The Today Show also does infomercials on air....Skin Cream..Ugly Clothes...Toothbrushes....Because 24 minutes of commercials an hour is not enough. And of course Hoda stands there plugging like a shameless idiot.

What kind of a moron has a city for a name?

Wasn't he raised in America? Why does he have that accent?

Actually, it does look good and tasty - learned from Granny! I'd eat it!!

r17, Brooklyn is a borough in NYC

Tomorrow on "Today":

Making a hard-boiled egg with Rocco!

R17 the kind whose parents are always thinking of their brand and what will look good in magazines. I guess he’s trying to become another Gordon Ramsay, perhaps a tv chef seeing as the photography didn’t work out. I’m surprised the beckham’s haven’t pulled their strings to try and get Tom cruise to put their kid into some movie, I guess they still have that card to play it the chef thing doesn’t work out.

Hey, I have a great idea, you take bacon add a little lettuce and some sliced tomato with a dab of mayo. Mmmm, I'll call it a BLT

Is Carson Daly heavily tatted? Honda says Brooklyn has more tattoos than Carson and Carson says he has his kids all over his body.

"Honda"

^ Hahahaha! It's Hyundai... Everybody knows that

Dan Wootton, OP? Really?

Brooklyn should be coming out with his own cologne soon, but what shall we call it?

How about "Lame"?

^ "The new scent of desperation, Lame"

I like it

I'll give Brooklyn one thing over his father, at least he has a guy's voice and doesn't sound like a high strung mouse

[quote]I’m surprised the beckham’s haven’t pulled their strings to try and get Tom cruise to put their kid into some movie

Oh I bet they have, but there's even a limit to nepotism in Hollywood, especially for a charisma vacuum like Brooklyn.

How bizarre that someone thought this segment would be entertaining. He's dull as fuck.

R28: "Void" by Brooklyn Beckham. For people with no personality.

Parents: Just give him the trust fund already, he's just not happening.

Will we have to through this with each of their kids as they become adults?

Oh I just looked, the next eldest has been signed by daddy's football team's affiliate team. I hate the smell of nepotism in the morning.

I read recently that he is now attempting to become a celebrity chef - Victoria thinks he's going to be the new 'Jamie Oliver' but apparently even Gordon Ramsey (close personal friend of the Beckhams) has said he needs to get some proper training to be taken seriously.

Apparently he's not listened to that advice. He also seems dumb as a rock and dull as hell. There is no way he is going to make it as a celebrity chef.

On the one hand, I feel a bit sorry for people like him, who have been raised in a life of privilege and have never had to work hard at anything as he will probably always feel empty and purposeless. On the other, no one is forcing him to be in the public eye and he should just quietly fade into obscurity and enjoy his unearned wealth (his fiancée is also from a rich family, much richer than the Beckhams in fact).

Also: Dan Wootton is a cunt of the highest order, please do not post him again.

Mommies like Victoria Beckham and Madonna will never understand that they can call in all the favors they want and buy their ugly-ass kids a career, but all their money and connections will never make their kids beautiful or talented, or admired and respected.

[quote] Brooklyn is a borough in NYC

It was a city and there are other cities named Brooklyn and finally you missed the entire point of the post.

How can someone from one of the most fame-hungry families in the world be so lacking in any media skills when out trying to promote themselves? ‘Which is your favourite tattoo?’ ‘… none, I love them all’. Painful.

Trash!

Did he put any coocombers on the sandwich?

All the money and resources in the world and the butterface refuses to utilize them to get proper training in a field. His “chef” days will be over faster than you can say camera.

R41 But that's the tedious thing, when he was pretending to be a photographer his parents pulled strings to get him an internship with some famous photographer, and the staff of said photographer said he paid zero attention, etc. So it's actually worse, because he has the chances for proper training and just doesn't bother

Ridiculous. The Today Show should know better. Utter embarrassing trash.

Why?

[quote]How bizarre that someone thought this segment would be entertaining. He's dull as fuck.

[quote][R28]: "Void" by Brooklyn Beckham. For people with no personality.

Void is perfect. I stopped the video at 20 seconds.

^ You made it to 20 seconds, huh?

[R23], you've given me a craving for a BLT that's immoral. The craving, not the BLT. I'm off to Kroger. If you don't see any posts from me in future, I got shot by the deli clerk.

So proud.

@r47, nothing wrong with BLTs. Maybe in Brooklyn's next semester cooking class he'll learn about lettuce and tomato, if he doesn't drop out first

R39 Carson did a good job of playing the dopey 20-year-old trying to be cool for a lot of years, but he's very past it now.

Hoda looks like she has several Gin & Tonic Smoothies for breakfast.

In England you have bacon butty (also called bacon sarnie) sandwiches.

Shame on you any viewer of Keeping Up Appearances knows Onslow and Daisy love them.

VIDEO = Kellys Ripas OTHER gay son Joaquin cooks while lisping thru his blatant gayness...Jaoquin is not to be confused with Kellys super fem son Micheal. Oddly enough the daughter seems to be Kellys masculine child..

Would’ve been far more interesting if he pulled out his bacon. Then we could discuss whether it was better bacon that his dad‘s. I’m guessing the answer is no.

I watch the video and it was awful.

The Today show has a long history of giving the spotlight to famous people's children - Cody Gifford, Jenna Bush, Luke Russert, Willie Geist

I'm sure there are more

LINK = GMA turning their set into a QVC Knockoff, peddling junk...Good Morning America is part of the ABC NEWS department. Why aren't they embarrassed by this garbage? Did they run out of news? Today Show does it too...

Compared to him, my daughter is Bette Davis

This morning on Today, Brooklyn Beckham demonstrates how he ties his shoelaces.

R58 I bet that one's a bit too challenging for him

So now he's done a deal with Facebook to have an eight episode series of "Cookin' with Brooklyn". So, this means someone at Facebook watched that Today clip and thought it needed to be five times longer.

I’m excited to find out what other recipes he may have in his repertoire.

Another idiot who’s popularity died out cause he got a serious girlfriend.

Shawn Mendes and Nick Jonas are other examples.

And note, I don’t want to say male celebrities can’t have girlfriends but when she becomes 65-75% of your social media posts, people lose interest in you.

He also seems dumb as a rock and dull as hell. There is no way he is going to make it as a celebrity chef.

Introducing Rachel Ray.

Both he and Carson are tragic and trashy with their ink admiration and ketchup? Overcooked eggs? Looked gross. America will love it.

Clearly this is a part of a larger PR stunt to promote his next adventure ; culinary skill.

This video of him tossing pasta inside a huge cheese block posted 2 days ago in Vogue channel of all the places.

Mommy and Daddy are spending a lot of cash to make this mess into something.

R62 Mendes and Jonas did things. What exactly does Brooklyn Beckham do, besides inspire his father's most tragic tattoo?

Brooklyn is a girl's name

He has a cunt.

He should make something of himself or embrace the life of a do-nothing rich person. This half-ass attempt at being a celebrity is pathetic. I

Who's the guy sitting next to Al Roker? And is he gay?

He was kind of cute when he was younger - so sad.

Why use such a big cheese wheel anyway. I mean what happens to the cheese after he melts it with the pasta… it seems like a lot of cheese then goes to waste. It’s just for Instagram likes? It’s like stunt cooking? I just don’t see the benefit other than the novelty

Next he will be a guest judge in one of the many cooking competition shows on Food Network. Maybe a YouTube video channel dedicated of him cooking .

The equally useless Pinkett-Smith kids can learn something from the Beckhams on how to properly market themselves.

Why's his shirt still on?

"Why's his shirt still on? "

Because, he doesn't want to get you all hot and bothered with his stunning physique

R73 Yes, it's for likes. It's a series paid for by Facebook, so it's all about views and likes and keeping people on Facebook and Instagram for as long as possible so they can sell more ads.

It's too bad he's not interested in acting, he would make a perfect loser, incel noob type

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Romeo is the only Beckham who has any potential to carry on the hotness gene

^ You could get two big dicks in that boy's mouth at the same time

He looks like an old foe.

Romeo disturbingly look like his mother. Maybe David fucked him too.

^They've all got that little piggy nose

He didn’t even toast the bread?

R83 It was late, and I was a little pissed. He didn't mind, even told me he liked it later.