Monica Lewinsky is a fat middle aged whore who refuses to move past Bill

Mom ... Hillary, put down the phone and go to bed!

[quote]Mom ... Hillary, put down the phone and go to bed!

“Chelsea”? Put down the Doritos and the Twinkies, Monica.

He was your third married man, Monica. You have a type

She doesn’t look that fat to me.

Look at that Botox!

R4 lipo and cool sculpting. She wanted to look her beat whilst making the rounds to appear on shows to promote the series about the only accomplishment in her life. Swallowing Bill’s cum load.

Look her best**

Ryan Murphy is a piece of shit, too. Trying to make Paula Jones sound credible. She described Clinton’s dick and Monica said her description was inaccurate. So did the doctor who inspected it. Besides, how would she even be able to give so much detail about a cock she supposedly didn’t want to see?? She must have really stared at it.

She must have accepted long ago that that is all she'll ever be remembered for anyway. Can you blame her for trying to ride the wave of MeToo and fashionable victimhood?

R9 yes I can blame her. She is just another spoiled Cluster B who refuses to take any responsibility for her choices.

I’ve posted this and think Bill should pointedly confront her and flip the script. Monica is riding the tide of MeToo and wokism and Bill should frame the relationship for what it was, that he describes how she chased him, and it was just a regrettable fling. Otherwise he’s looking at this albatross of a woman hanging over him for another 20 years.

Him NOT doing so- is what is fueling her momentum.

Monica is completely removing any personal responsibility, negating her responsibility and decisions, absconding from the truth and hatching a new narrative hinged on today’s principles and ideals. This is false, and creates a premise that Bill was “wrong” when the truth is they were both consenting adults, it’s honestly no one’s business, and JFK as well as countless politicians throughout time have done so, and you cannot take today’s ideals and try to “reframe” the narrative of the past, it happened.

It’s wrong because she didn’t get what she wanted out of the deal.

She still loves him!!

Clinton was president and had sex with a subordinate.

He is still a sex creep. And he did plenty to sabotage his own wife's political career.

Not to mention that he and Hilary are in many ways Republican Lite.

Fuck him.

The whole situation sort of ruined her life. You gotta feel sorry for her.

I actually dont feel sorry for her at all. She was young and stupid but her wagging her lips and spilling to Linda Tripp changed the course of history. Al Gore would have won and we wouldn’t have been stuck in endless wars in the Middle East. She is a stupid stupid person

All things considered, she’s on the smaller side of chub chub, when you consider the heft of the average population.

She has few to no skills that I know of. I guess keeping her name in the media is the only way she has to make money. I imagine there are still people who are willing to pay her serious money for an interview.

R14 Bill was not even close to being a Repig. Give me a break. Crazy how far lefties think anybody who isn’t trying to get everybody cancelled or whining constantly about taxing the rich must be right leaning. Progressives are basically socialists. They are just as bad for the Democratic party as the far right assholes are.

If it wasn't for Bill Clinton she'd be a nobody.

Doesn't mean he made the right choices but it does take two to tango.

She really does fucking need to move on. He was in the wrong, certainly, but it’s not as though she was forced against her will. She was and is a publicity whore. Heck, flash forward a few decades and she’ll be boring anyone and everyone who will listen in the care home to how she gave a former president a blowjob. It’s literally the pinnacle of her existence.

R18 I just assumed she lives off of her parents. Probably a trust fund loser.

[quote]the only accomplishment in her life. Swallowing Bill’s cum load.

If she'd swallowed it we wouldn't be here!

R23 it dribbled? I just figure 200 pound Monica just ate everything you put in her mouth.

[quote] If she'd swallowed it we wouldn't be here!

Like I said, the fat bitch has no skills.

[quote] [R23] it dribbled?

Don't you remember the blue dress? He pulled out of her mouth and shot his wad all over her dress.

It was a blow job gurl, get over it.

How did that manatee in lipstick not know that he busted his nut all over her dress?

[quote]It was a blow job gurl, get over it.

For real. They only fooled around nine times. That is it. She makes it sound like the second coming of Mark Antony and Cleopatra. Like it was a legit forbidden love. I think she has embellished the intensity.

[quote] How did that manatee in lipstick not know that he busted his nut all over her dress?

She did know. That's why she saved the dress without washing it. If I remember correctly it was that other sea creature Linda Tripp to told her to keep that dress and not wash it to use for evidence later on. That cummy dress was what caused Clinton's impeachment. Without it it would have been nothing more than a he-said, she-said.

R30 I thought Mons claimed to Linda that she did not know about the Presidential jizz stain until she got home. She said she thought it was spinach dip. I don’t knowhow he could have nutted without her realizing it.

OP is a fat middle aged whore calling another fat middle aged whore, a fat middle aged whore.

Monica saved the spunk dress because she is an obsessed BPD stalker and wanted a keepsake.

She was young and stupid and naive, seems to have some sort of personality disorder

He was president of the United States and a middle aged man who could easily have said no

DL's Old Gay Men of the sort who also firmly believe that Italians and Irish aren't fully "white" may want to pin this on her because they truly believe that women have some sort of magical power over straight men, but in 2021 that is not cutting it, which is why every time she opens her mouth, he looks worse and worse.

He'd do well to give a mea culpa and be done with it.

Digging in only makes him look worse and embarrasses and demeans Hillary.

Bill Clinton isn't digging in. He apologized in 1999, for crying out loud. In numerous interviews he has said he already apologized and he meant the apology. Move on.

I always thought she was borderline retarded.

[quote]OP is a fat middle aged whore calling another fat middle aged whore, a fat middle aged whore.

I am a fit middle aged whore.

Jake Tapper wrote that gross article about their 1 date.

Of course she was not interested in Jake Tapper. He was unmarried and was not in any position of power or authority. This bitch has a type.

I NEVER had sexual relations with that fat middle aged woman!

She looks pretty meaty.

Isn't she a trust fund baby with nothing better to do? She could have moved on but refused to.

Did she get plastic surgery or just lost a ton of weight?

Her face looks different.

In all fairness to Monica, it's impossible to move on from the incident. Bill should have known better, and it's sad that he fucked up his own legacy because he couldn't keep little Billy in his pants.

At the same time, as a country, we should worry less about our politicians being wholesome angels, and more about their skills and what they can get done, but sadly, most people will remember Bill for getting a blowjob from Monica, than his politics.

It's not that impossible. If she's independently wealthy, she could spend her days working behind the scenes for good causes, work at a job she enjoys rather than needs, and respond to media inquiries with polite but firm refusals.

She's trying to shape herself as a victim as if she was a child groomed by a paedophile. In truth she pursued him in a very calculated manner.

It was a few blowjobs. If anyone should understand how insignificant and "blown" out of proportion that situation was it would be DL.

HOWEVER: Everyone in this sad saga: Clinton, Jones, Lewinsky, Tripp and Starr were ALL stupid assholes !

They thought they were manipulating other people but ended up manipulated themselves.

They all share responsibility for the string of bullshit that the country is still wading through.

This is not all on Monica (well the cum was) but nobody gets a pass! Fuck them all!

She wanted her "Presidential kneepads" and she got them.

Jake Tapper knew he was going to get some clickbait/press by having her on his show & linking himself to her.

I bet Tapper regrets not taking her out to the parking lot after the Tex Mex and getting a blow job.

Tapper paid for dinner and didn't get a little sucky sucky.

Clinton never had to pay for dinner. Jake must feel cheated.

Honestly, I thought Tapper was a fruit.

Sucks for Tapper-He knows better.

Jake is a frat boy who knows Jewish girls are known to give the best blowjobs.

R43 I wonder if she had bariatric surgery like Sharon and Kelly Osbourne.

Most 22 year-olds aren’t out there chasing middle-aged married men. Never mind three of them. She’s a narcissist with daddy issues. I’m sure she was a daddy’s girl growing up, and she expected old men to do everything for her in life. Yeah, Bill used her. She wasn’t as naive as she claims to be, though. She grew up in Beverly Hills, ffs.

Monica BLEWCLINSKI

She kept the DRESS for blackmail!

R54 I agree.

When I saw Beanie in the role I wondered why Monica would want someone playing her who didn't really look like her. Then I realized it is the innocence. The actress has an innocent and naive quality that makes you want to root for her. Ironically, Monica was not that girl. Monica was very calculating.

How many interns go on to work at the WH after an internship and then gets a position at DOD and Revlon in their early 20s! She was "working" all these older men to advance herself. She had been with married men before so she KNEW Clinton was not available to her.

Does anyone think Monica wasn't aware that Linda Tripp hated Bill Clinton. People were as transparent then as they are now about their politics. Tripp HATED Clinton, yet Monica still blabbed everything to her. She wasn't that naive. She was reckless. All she cared about was herself until it all backfired.

Everyone in this story thought they could get what they wanted with no consequences but all paid dearly.

Apparently Monica has accepted all she will ever be known as is a cocksucker and is now cashing in on it. Again, given her track record, this should surprise no one.

She appears to be someone whom, if you met her, you'd immediately get a "this chick is batshit crazy" vibe.

That was what made the whole thing more tawdry, the fact that he couldn't say "no" to that.

R45, it is impossible because no matter what Monica does, she will always be the girl who blew Bill Clinton. Or do you know what she's been doing professionally in the years since the affair? You don't, because nobody cares about that. I don't like the woman, but sometimes it's easier to ride the wave than to keep fighting.

Well in fairness her most notable accomplishment is sucking a cock in the oval office, it is her claim to fame.

R54 and R57, I wish I could WW your comments to infinity. You are 100% right about this cunt. She only cares about herself, just like most of the cluster-B shit shows who grew up in affluent places like Beverly Hills. Even now she spends her time spinning what happened to try and make herself look like some sort of heroine. She is most definitely calculating.

Does she have a boyfriend?

[quote]Or do you know what she's been doing professionally in the years since the affair? You don't, because nobody cares about that.

I remember she made bags for a while.

OP, she doesn't talk all the time about Bill; she's just asked in interviews and she replies.

But apart from that, she has had time to complete an MSc at the London School of Economics; work as a writer, public speaker for worthy causes and as a TV producer.

Not bad

R64 = Monica

Does 1 date = “dating” in DC?

I have never heard of her having any relationships outside of Clinton. If you can even call blowjobs and finger fucking a “relationship”.

Or the other married men she fucked.

Anyone obsessed over a relationship that happened nearly two decades ago is emotionally retarded and deserves to die alone.

People who were married, had kids together, and divorced have done a better job moving on than this wacked out, stalker bitch. Get some some therapy and move the fuck on, Monica.

When this story broke decades ago I was sitting in the work cafeteria with a bunch of other techs discussing the situation. One very macho guy said "that poor girl, what was going through her mind, now no decent man will want to marry her". I laughed uncontrollably, it sounded like something my grandmother would say. Of course none of the other guys laughed but one did say " do sluts want to marry decent guys?".

R70, gosh! Is that the company you keep? Are they all straight guys? That's their level of conversation?

Man, you should get new friends/colleagues

This bitch was going around and flashing her thong underwear in the workplace, so she's not an innocent victim. And it also goes to her being a spoiled, rich, entitled white girl--any black or brown intern would have known better than to even try to get away with something like that.

And JFC, it was almost 30 years ago. Move on with your life, honey.

Impeachment should have never been made.

Gosh R71 yeah maybe you're right, I mean it was over 20 years ago but gosh maybe you're right. Gosh.

Is Jake a Chubby Chaser?

R75 Maybe.

Jake's wife is not fat, but who people marry is not always necessarily what they desire sexually (just ask all the homos married to chicks). LOL

R76

The Beauty Pageant/Bway Actress girl Jake dated before he met his wife was fuller figured.

Jake should have stuck with the chubby girls, he probably would have gotten laid more. He looks starved for sex these days.

Vox has a story about how the media's treatment of Monica shows "America's failure of empathy."

Well, yes, I have no empathy with a fat, overindulged whore from Beverly Hills who's still whining about her affair 25 years later. No sympathy either.

No one who was an adult at that time is writing those "Monica was wronged" articles. He was an idiot and she was his willing accomplice and both played into the Republicans' hands. The sense of shame about Monica that shrouded Gore and Lieberman in the next election contributed to Bush's win. Fuck her, fuck all the millennials gnashing their teeth over her and fuck Bill Clinton, who won an election by moving the party to the center, and then became the Republicans' errand boy on welfare reform and crime. and wagged a finger at Sister Souljah. Fuck Newt Gingrich and Ken Starr, who really need to rot in hell next to Mitch McConnell.

If we're talking about a wronged woman, no one's had to put up with more vilification than Hillary Clinton. If Monica was sincere about apologizing to Hillary Clinton, she would stop insinuating herself in Hillary's life.

ITA, R78. And it makes me think Lewinsky is on some Republican payroll. All this time and Republicans are still beating the anti-Clinton drum. Drumpf attempted to overthrow government, and they diminish it to a day of friendly Capital tours. I’m a little peeved, too, that Murphy dragged all this BS back to our TVs. Lewinsky is not a person who deserves empathy or sympathy. She used men and they used her.

Monica was a fucking psycho side chick.

At least that’s how she is being portrayed in Impeachment.

R80, while I agree with your description of her, that is NOT how Monica is being portrayed in Ryan Murphy's concoction!

Monica is seen as all goodness and light. She is super naive and taken advantage of by the most powerful man in the world and then by the older "villainous" Linda troll Tripp who just abused their "friendship."

Gimme a break Ryan! I'm surprised there hasn't been a scene where Linda offers Monica a poisoned apple! Maybe that is yet to come.

Monica was a rich conniving spoiled brat from Beverly Hills.

Impeachment glosses over the fact that she has a history of stalking older men and how she bugged the hell outta Clinton, was flashing her thong in the workplace, blackmailed him (and probably others) to get better and higher paying jobs after leaving the White House when she was barely out of school!

Then she has the audacity to be mad that NOBODY at the White House wants anything to do with her afterwards! She then childishly starts running her mouth!

Monica was a terror. Clinton was a dumbass for ever getting involved with her, but she was not a naive child as portrayed in "Impeachment!"

R81 She is a producer on the show, I doubt this vain, narcissistic creature would allow herself to be portrayed negatively.

On a side note, on the ACS:Impeachment, I've noticed the progression of the Monica character appearance-wise. She was fatter and frumpier in the beginning, and not it appears that she's wearing makeup and better clothes in the latest episode and she seems less heavy. It does show attention to detail even though they are portraying her as the victim.

Beanie Feldstein has a pretty face & was on Kelly & Ryan this week. Has a charming personality, but needs to go on the Adele diet.

Has Monica ever actually worked or does she just live off of her parents' and stepfather's money? Every once in a while she pops up to promote a project but it's never seemed like anything resembling fulltime work.

Maybe that is a large part of why she hasn't moved on? She's never had to support herself and take responsibility for her life.

She attends NYC galas as a wannabe socialite and now has the media elite in her corner.

I'm sure she's still sucking cock.

R86

notorious in manhattan.

[quote]Has Monica ever actually worked or does she just live off of her parents' and stepfather's money?

The latter.

trashy side piece needs to move on

Jeffrey Toobin's "A Vast Conspiracy" is the definitive account of the whole saga. Monica was very unstable and stalkerish. She was no innocent. And Clinton was a) insane to do what he did and b) showed a complete lack of judgement to end the whole affair once it became clear that Monica was a bit cuckoo and delusional about the nature of their relationship. He should've leveled with her and ended it immediately instead of stringing her along. They were both complete jackasses about the whole situation.

"To NOT end the whole affair" is what I meant.

Bill Clinton is smarmy. I don't care about the sex lives of presidents, marital or extra-marital, no more than I care about a First Lady's favorite color or favorite children's book. But I do think his beet-faced angry screaching that "I did not have sexual relations with that woman," and his hillbilly/used-car-salesman/lawyer parsing of "It depends on what the definition of 'is' is" made it difficult to have any respect for the man; it was simply his fucking around that bared his foundation of insincerity, a willingness to do whatever it takes to get wherever he wants. I know that other people saw a great communicator and a man of empathy, but he was for me fundamentally whatever he had to be, and respect and integrity were not at his core.

Lewinsky, I won't fault her for her looks or her actions as a 22- or 23-year-old working for the president, and that she talks about that time still is on the one hand a valuable reminder that the past is sometimes always with us and that actions have unintended consequences and that people are never on an equal footing in some situations. Really, though, at some point she should have drawn a line and said that was the past, that will talk about it on occasions as she see fit, but she won't define her life as one giant period of reflection on something that happened a quarter century ago, at $30,000-50,000 a presentation to whoever will pay for a listen. She was made a victim and that is disgraceful, the way she is still smirked at is disgraceful, but neither is there much grace in flogging an old story for money instead of making a place for herself that doesn't turn on a blue dress and a cigar and a creepy president/boss.

she was an immature 23 yr old, but was definitely a borderline psycho girlfriend.

bill, never fuck the help.

[quote] "It depends on what the definition of 'is' is" made it difficult to have any respect for the man;

That was fucking brilliant. He totally threw that pig Ken Starr off balance with that one.

I don’t blame her one bit. She’s selling everything “Bill Clinton” and cashing in big time. She gets to live a luxurious life and travel and buy expensive things. Good for her. I’d do the exact same thing.

Monica should apologize to Hillary.