Vanderpump Rules - Season 9

Lisa's face is melting.

And Katie is THE WORST!

So happy that Stassi and Kristen got cancelled.

I always hated them.

This thing is still on? Aren’t they around 50 now?

R2 - ITA Same. I did like looking at Jax though - until he married the country bumpkin.

I've never watched this show before, but I've always wondered what a "Vanderpump" was. Is that someone's last name?

Jax must be so BORED living in Kentucky.

I'll bet he wants to divorce Brittany already.

R6 - You know he is fucking around on her! It won't last. He will be back in LA within 5 years. Reminds me of how bored/depressed Steve Gold was with hia girlfriend on the farm. He was blissful back in NY and in his element. Both of these guys love the big city/city life and the hotties in it.

That trailer looks awful. Usually they can muster up some scenes to make it look interesting. All the people I liked are gone.

Sandoval, Schwartz, Ariana, Raquel and James are BOR-ING!

I would watch.

But only if Sandoval and Schwartz fuck each other.

Lisa looks like Pete Burns now!

Tom Sandoval took out a home equity loan to finance his new bar.

What a fool.

This is the worst time to be opening a new restaurant or bar.

Especially in Los Angeles, which will be enacting the strictest Covid rules in the nation.

The show needs Jax back. Also the other two witches of WeHo.

Really it doesn't, R12.

Jax is way too old for this show. He's like 50.

And Stassi and Kristen are both foul cunts. They are both permanently CANCELLED. For good reason.

I've always liked Kristen because she's from my hometown and the show only exists because of her responding to a roommate ad on craigslist where she met Sandoval and Schwartz.

She got a job working at Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant in Beverly Hills, introduced the Toms to Jax, Jax to Stassi, Stassi to Beau, Tom to Katie, and the show formed around them.

New episode tonight.

There's not much to get excited about this season, though I'm glad they cleaned house and got rid of that fugly TomTom manager and that bisexual waitress/comedienne and that waiter/personal trainer they tried so hard to make happen the previous season. Why they kept that other dim-bulbed waitress, though, I'll never know.

So this season we get to watch Scheana hook up with yet another loser (a convicted domestic abuser this time!) who will leave her in a year. She was extra stupid with this one, having a baby with him.

The Toms are boring and annoying, and now we have wonky-eyed James and his airheaded girlfriend to whom he's now engaged. I'm sure that'll last forever, too.

I used to watch this show, but I only made it through 1 1/2 episodes of this season. So fucking boring, and watching spoiled, needy assholes argue with each other.

That said, I’d get naked with Schwartz in a flash.

Tom and Katy broke up! I knew it!

R18 Katy is insufferable. I am surprised Tom tolerated her as long as he did.

Waiting for the bimbo to breakup with James and the inevitable Brittany and Jax split (although he could hang in there for the baby).

So can Schwartz finally come out now?

Seems like it was Katie's decision to end it.

Those two hated each other. It was inevitable.