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Vanderpump Rules - Season 9

I can't believe I got hooked into this shit again.

I thought I was over this show, but now that Jax and Stassi are gone, it's kind of interesting again.

Tom/Tom are the stars of VPR now, and Arianna and Katie are acting like the queen bees. Absolutely repulsive.

Tom Sandoval is gayer than ever! I was washing dishes at the sink, listening to Sandoval, and I actually thought it was a gay man speaking. I swear! He has turned into a total flamer.

Schwartzy is cute as always, and as impotent as ever.

Katie is still needy. Arianna is still a basket case.

Scheana is still blubbering over anything and everything.

And Lala is still a cunt.

James and Max had a falling out, and Max told Lisa to never let James come to SUR ever again! Rofl.

Just when you think you're out, they suck you back in!!

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by Anonymousreply 15October 13, 2021 1:27 AM

Lisa's face is melting.

And Katie is THE WORST!

by Anonymousreply 1October 5, 2021 10:13 PM

So happy that Stassi and Kristen got cancelled.

I always hated them.

by Anonymousreply 2October 5, 2021 10:13 PM

This thing is still on? Aren’t they around 50 now?

by Anonymousreply 3October 5, 2021 10:16 PM

R2 - ITA Same. I did like looking at Jax though - until he married the country bumpkin.

by Anonymousreply 4October 5, 2021 10:23 PM

I've never watched this show before, but I've always wondered what a "Vanderpump" was. Is that someone's last name?

by Anonymousreply 5October 5, 2021 10:43 PM

Jax must be so BORED living in Kentucky.

I'll bet he wants to divorce Brittany already.

by Anonymousreply 6October 6, 2021 12:38 AM

R6 - You know he is fucking around on her! It won't last. He will be back in LA within 5 years. Reminds me of how bored/depressed Steve Gold was with hia girlfriend on the farm. He was blissful back in NY and in his element. Both of these guys love the big city/city life and the hotties in it.

by Anonymousreply 7October 6, 2021 1:15 AM

That trailer looks awful. Usually they can muster up some scenes to make it look interesting. All the people I liked are gone.

Sandoval, Schwartz, Ariana, Raquel and James are BOR-ING!

by Anonymousreply 8October 6, 2021 1:29 AM

I would watch.

But only if Sandoval and Schwartz fuck each other.

by Anonymousreply 9October 6, 2021 2:05 AM

Lisa looks like Pete Burns now!

by Anonymousreply 10October 6, 2021 2:10 AM

Tom Sandoval took out a home equity loan to finance his new bar.

What a fool.

This is the worst time to be opening a new restaurant or bar.

Especially in Los Angeles, which will be enacting the strictest Covid rules in the nation.

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by Anonymousreply 11October 7, 2021 2:46 PM

The show needs Jax back. Also the other two witches of WeHo.

by Anonymousreply 12October 7, 2021 2:50 PM

Really it doesn't, R12.

Jax is way too old for this show. He's like 50.

And Stassi and Kristen are both foul cunts. They are both permanently CANCELLED. For good reason.

by Anonymousreply 13October 7, 2021 2:53 PM

I've always liked Kristen because she's from my hometown and the show only exists because of her responding to a roommate ad on craigslist where she met Sandoval and Schwartz.

She got a job working at Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant in Beverly Hills, introduced the Toms to Jax, Jax to Stassi, Stassi to Beau, Tom to Katie, and the show formed around them.

by Anonymousreply 14October 7, 2021 8:47 PM

New episode tonight.

by Anonymousreply 15October 13, 2021 1:27 AM
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