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Trouble In Twinkistan, Part One

Kyle has been going steady with his boyfriend Caden for 2 whole months now, but lately he's been feeling pressured by Caden to go all the way. Kyle loves Caden, but thinks they should abstain until they're married, which would make it more special. Still, Kyle is worried that if they wait, Caden might be attracted to Tayson, who hangs out with JoJo and a lot of other boys at school with a bad reputation.

What should Kyle do in this situation?

by Anonymousreply 21October 22, 2021 12:54 PM

Kyle should join the water polo team and seek out a sophisticated gentleman to mentor him. An attentive neighbor would be ideal.

by Anonymousreply 1October 3, 2021 1:50 AM

Kyle and Caden and Tayson and Jojo are clearly characters in a Harlequin romance written by a fat, ugly woman. In the real world they all would have fucked each other by now and have moved on to the Navy boys down at the pier.

AND all have herpes and raging cases of scabies.

by Anonymousreply 2October 3, 2021 1:56 AM

r1 What if Kyle's neighbor is a man of questionable character?

by Anonymousreply 3October 3, 2021 1:59 AM

Horoscopes explained.

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by Anonymousreply 4October 3, 2021 3:31 AM

I think Kyle should report to Caden's mom and dad. Modern parents are always so understanding.

by Anonymousreply 5October 12, 2021 6:18 PM

Better yet, spread rumors about Jojo and Tayson.

by Anonymousreply 6October 12, 2021 6:53 PM

I think they should blame their parents for those names.

by Anonymousreply 7October 12, 2021 6:59 PM

r6 Jojo and Tayson already have a bad reputation at school for cutting classes...not to mention that incident during volleyball last year!

by Anonymousreply 8October 21, 2021 7:23 PM

What in god’s name is this thread about?

by Anonymousreply 9October 21, 2021 7:42 PM

Like, is this one of those SAT questions where you have two trains coming from opposite directions?

by Anonymousreply 10October 21, 2021 7:44 PM

Is this a reference to something?

by Anonymousreply 11October 21, 2021 7:49 PM

I think Kyle should save his butthole with the intention of waiting for marriage. He will probably lose his seal before then as there is always another guy down the road. Besides If Caden is willing to pleasure Tayson, then he is of questionable taste. Tayson has been seen at the free clinic many times. And that skank Madysen said Caden gave him/her lice, ticks, and crabs.

by Anonymousreply 12October 21, 2021 7:58 PM

[quote] Like, is this one of those SAT questions where you have two trains coming from opposite directions?

No, two TRANS.

by Anonymousreply 13October 21, 2021 8:03 PM

These names are too white trash to bear consideration.

by Anonymousreply 14October 21, 2021 8:04 PM

r12 Kyle has too much self-respect to give himself away to Caden while they're just going steady.

And since Tayson and Jojo pulled that stunt in Gym class -- waiting for Coach Jackson to throw the ball to them to bend over, pull down their gym shorts and spread their cheeks! -- my daughter Bunyqah will NOT be inviting them to her parties anymore!

by Anonymousreply 15October 21, 2021 8:18 PM

There is no Twinkistan.

by Anonymousreply 16October 21, 2021 8:20 PM

Muriel promised there would be no math.

by Anonymousreply 17October 21, 2021 8:23 PM

No, you have it all wrong. The PTA moms nowadays are all fat, trashy waddling trashy types named “Jodi.”

They and three of their friends are “PTA OFFICERS” (jobs no one else will do) so they can justify not getting jobs to their dumb, redneck husbands.

by Anonymousreply 18October 21, 2021 8:24 PM

Twinkistan? Just what the world doesn't need--another fucking Muslim country.

by Anonymousreply 19October 21, 2021 11:03 PM

Jewish, Christian, Muslim really what is the difference. They kill each other and innocent people over nothing.

by Anonymousreply 20October 22, 2021 3:08 AM

Caden spent all of yesterday in a mood because Kyle couldn't go to the Drive-In with him the night before.

But Kyle really DID have to wash his hair!

by Anonymousreply 21October 22, 2021 12:54 PM
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