Trouble In Twinkistan, Part One

Kyle should join the water polo team and seek out a sophisticated gentleman to mentor him. An attentive neighbor would be ideal.

Kyle and Caden and Tayson and Jojo are clearly characters in a Harlequin romance written by a fat, ugly woman. In the real world they all would have fucked each other by now and have moved on to the Navy boys down at the pier.

AND all have herpes and raging cases of scabies.

r1 What if Kyle's neighbor is a man of questionable character?

Horoscopes explained.

I think Kyle should report to Caden's mom and dad. Modern parents are always so understanding.

Better yet, spread rumors about Jojo and Tayson.

I think they should blame their parents for those names.

r6 Jojo and Tayson already have a bad reputation at school for cutting classes...not to mention that incident during volleyball last year!

What in god’s name is this thread about?

Like, is this one of those SAT questions where you have two trains coming from opposite directions?

Is this a reference to something?

I think Kyle should save his butthole with the intention of waiting for marriage. He will probably lose his seal before then as there is always another guy down the road. Besides If Caden is willing to pleasure Tayson, then he is of questionable taste. Tayson has been seen at the free clinic many times. And that skank Madysen said Caden gave him/her lice, ticks, and crabs.

[quote] Like, is this one of those SAT questions where you have two trains coming from opposite directions?

No, two TRANS.

These names are too white trash to bear consideration.

r12 Kyle has too much self-respect to give himself away to Caden while they're just going steady.

And since Tayson and Jojo pulled that stunt in Gym class -- waiting for Coach Jackson to throw the ball to them to bend over, pull down their gym shorts and spread their cheeks! -- my daughter Bunyqah will NOT be inviting them to her parties anymore!

There is no Twinkistan.

Muriel promised there would be no math.

No, you have it all wrong. The PTA moms nowadays are all fat, trashy waddling trashy types named “Jodi.”

They and three of their friends are “PTA OFFICERS” (jobs no one else will do) so they can justify not getting jobs to their dumb, redneck husbands.

Twinkistan? Just what the world doesn't need--another fucking Muslim country.

Jewish, Christian, Muslim really what is the difference. They kill each other and innocent people over nothing.

Caden spent all of yesterday in a mood because Kyle couldn't go to the Drive-In with him the night before.

But Kyle really DID have to wash his hair!

Luckily, Kyle and Caden had the good sense to see Coach Jackson before going on their 6 month anniversary date. He reminded them that not all of their friends were having sex and that it really would be better if they waited. Personal values are just as attractive in a boy as looks, after all.

[quote]What in god’s name is this thread about?

Thank you for asking, so I won't have to. Did you get an answer yet?

Me thinks the lady dost protest too much. Once Caden finally gets it in Kyle, he is shocked to find that it wasn't nearly as tight as Kyle claimed and was able to get it in with little effort and a dab of spit.

Caden - Kyle is a whore darlin'.

pedo thread

Sometimes holding hands is more fulfilling than sex.

r24 That was from an accident Kyle had during 5th grade recess. Caden already knows about it!

Despite what your friends tell you, waiting until after marriage decreases, rather than increases, a boy's temptation toward sins of the flesh.

Caden has been taken under Coach Jackson's wing. He's learning that Abstinence can be fun and hygienic!

Oh, I don't mind a little hugging and kissing every now and then ... but [italic]that[/italic]?

Anyway, class, here are your dolls for this semester's parenting simulation. Skyler, Jaysen, and Kregg, ABSOLUTELY NO SEQUINS OR POP-DIVA NAMES ALLOWED.

In my day if you didn't go all the way in two hours it was OVAH!

Ignore anything here until Kyle, Caden and the other boys grow some pubic hair.

r32 Coach Jackson does a monthly check to keep track of puberty development.

Everybody is talking about Bunyquah Henderson. When Bunyquah and that skank Madysen Cope started dating, the kids all thought the most she'd be getting out of it was a social disease. But a pregnancy??

Well, at least that settles the question of whether or not Bunyquah is Trans!

Coach Jackson, after a retreat with 3 young Bible students, has hit on the perfect solution: He's proposed to Kyle and Caden that they undergo a Purity Commitment ceremony! Both boys will pledge their undying love for one another and vow to remain pure by being abstinent until God deems them ready to join as one. The union will last as long as their purity does.

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I think Kyle should talk to Pete, the burly UPS driver that delivers packages to his house. Pete sees Kyle looking pretty glum and says, What’s up bud? Kyle pours his heart out to Pete, and Pete, being the sensitive older, father figure type listens and gives some good advice. Then Pete rails Kyle in the back of a sweltering UPS truck on one of the hottest days of the summer. Now Kyle realizes that going all the way is just a fun thing guys like to do with one another and it doesn’t mean that his love for Caden isn’t real. He can’t wait to go all the way with Caden now. That is, until the monkey pox start appearing.