I'm all of the braces in one place.
Let's be a Bryan Singer pool party!!
|by Anonymous||reply 214||October 23, 2021 9:27 PM|
I'm Seann William Scott.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||September 29, 2021 6:18 AM|
I'm the faint scent of Clearasil.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||September 29, 2021 8:05 AM|
I'm the foreskins that don't retract yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||September 29, 2021 8:41 AM|
I stopped being invited 5 years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||September 29, 2021 11:05 AM|
I'm the answers to the DMV written test as promised on the invitation.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||September 29, 2021 11:22 AM|
I'm Alex Burton's ass, sore from the pounding I took so that he could get a tiny cameo in the first X-Men movie and then be discarded. At 19 I was firm and supple - at 40 I'll have trouble giving it away.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||September 29, 2021 11:36 AM|
I'm Nicholas Hoult and I certainly never attended one of these, and definitely don't still have the complimentary speedo to prove it.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||September 29, 2021 11:47 AM|
R7 Hoult was 24 when Singer directed him - so a bit old for his tastes.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||September 29, 2021 12:23 PM|
I'm the tray of jello shots laced with enough muscle relaxant to take down an elephant.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||September 29, 2021 12:29 PM|
r8 I mean Ben Hardy was about 25 when Singer cast him in X-Men and I don't doubt something happened there. Plus look at him. He fits right in on twink airways.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||September 29, 2021 12:49 PM|
I'm the Jansport backpacks left at the check-in filled with HS textbooks.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||September 29, 2021 5:39 PM|
I'm Kevin Spacey going in for a dive in the deep end.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||September 29, 2021 11:52 PM|
R1 Did Singer help you reenact the prostate milking scene from Road Trip?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||September 30, 2021 12:06 AM|
We are going be extras!!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||September 30, 2021 12:11 AM|
I'm the overwhelming scent of Axe Body Spray.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||September 30, 2021 12:18 AM|
I'm the WeHo-wannabe 17-year-old queen reading everything I can about Bryan Singer fantasizing about going to a Hollywood blockbuster, having fun, partying, engaging in consensual sex and praying for an invite to one of Singer's parties. AND I FEEL TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT ALL OF THAT....
|by Anonymous||reply 16||September 30, 2021 12:19 AM|
I'm Timothee Chalamet, giving it a pass and therefore losing the role of Cyclops to Tye Sheridan, the little hussy
|by Anonymous||reply 17||September 30, 2021 12:26 AM|
I'm Brock Pierce. I am here but I am too busy planning my next scheme to...wow...damn!!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||September 30, 2021 12:40 AM|
“I thought there will be girls here!”
|by Anonymous||reply 19||September 30, 2021 12:47 AM|
[quote] We are going be extras!!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||September 30, 2021 1:17 AM|
I'm the "No grass on the infield" admission requirement.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||September 30, 2021 1:29 AM|
[quote] I'm the "No grass on the infield" admission requirement.
I’m the “Cannot ride if taller than this line” sign.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||September 30, 2021 1:39 AM|
My mom says I have to wait two hours before going back in after eating...
|by Anonymous||reply 23||September 30, 2021 1:44 AM|
I'm the FBI busting it.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||September 30, 2021 2:03 AM|
"I'm 14 but look older!"
"I'm 16 but look younger!"
|by Anonymous||reply 25||September 30, 2021 2:09 AM|
"Ok, but this is my swim team speedo, so if I take it off...
|by Anonymous||reply 26||September 30, 2021 2:17 AM|
R17 Singer plumbed the depths of Tye's "talent" - up past the wrist.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||September 30, 2021 2:25 AM|
Tonight in the screening room…..
|by Anonymous||reply 28||September 30, 2021 2:31 AM|
"He's 17 and wasn't invited."
|by Anonymous||reply 29||September 30, 2021 2:33 AM|
"I'm going to need some more 'motivation'."
|by Anonymous||reply 30||September 30, 2021 2:35 AM|
r30 "Here they were giving out these Blue pills. And something they call vitamin K at the door."
|by Anonymous||reply 31||September 30, 2021 2:51 AM|
"Oh, no, I forgot to do my algebra homework!"
|by Anonymous||reply 32||September 30, 2021 2:51 AM|
I'm Kevin Spacey, here for Bryan's castoffs
|by Anonymous||reply 33||September 30, 2021 2:54 AM|
I'm all that 2000-era Aeropostale clothes and puka shell necklaces.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||September 30, 2021 2:55 AM|
"Think of this as your bar mitzvah, you're becoming a man. Just without presents... unless you want this box of flavored condoms?"
|by Anonymous||reply 35||September 30, 2021 2:55 AM|
I'm the pile of confiscated cell phones.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||September 30, 2021 4:09 AM|
I'm the food appropriate for the crowd -- Hot Pockets and stacks of In N Out.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||September 30, 2021 4:11 AM|
I'm the large bottle of lube disguised as hand sanitizer.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||September 30, 2021 5:12 AM|
I'm Bryan's loud moans and grunts
|by Anonymous||reply 39||September 30, 2021 4:02 PM|
I'm the bouncer carding the guests at the door.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||September 30, 2021 4:29 PM|
I'm Sir Ian McKellen. Which little hobbit wants to help me find my wand?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||September 30, 2021 4:36 PM|
I'm Clive Davis, sitting in the corner jacking off under a caftan and planning a brunch.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||September 30, 2021 4:52 PM|
I'm Hugh Jackman. I'm totally heterosexual. I'm only here to talk business with Bryan, I swear!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||September 30, 2021 4:58 PM|
Has anyone seen my butt cherry - I know I had it when I got here.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||September 30, 2021 5:10 PM|
I'm Pete Townshend. I am only here doing research.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||September 30, 2021 5:24 PM|
[quote]Let's be a Bryan Singer pool party!!
No thank you, officer.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||September 30, 2021 5:25 PM|
I'm the stinky sneakers and feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||September 30, 2021 5:50 PM|
I am Bryan's baby mama Michelle Clunie, holding my baby very tightly while declaring "Ghislaine Maxwell? I've never, ever heard that name... I don't know who that is and I've never procured underaged boys to anyone!".
|by Anonymous||reply 48||September 30, 2021 6:12 PM|
I'm Dustin Lance Black. I didn't bring my husband because he's too old for me now.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||September 30, 2021 6:13 PM|
I'm the Playstation console on the glass table in the entertainment lounge, next to the lines of coke.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||September 30, 2021 6:43 PM|
I'm the drawstring swimming trunks that also have a zipper in the back - for some reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||September 30, 2021 7:13 PM|
I'm Jaxxon and Jaden, fighting for the position of #1 boy in Bryan's harem
|by Anonymous||reply 52||September 30, 2021 8:36 PM|
I forgot.. is BS a top or bottom?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||September 30, 2021 9:10 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||September 30, 2021 9:18 PM|
I'm Chance. That's the new name Mr. Singer gave me yesterday.
He told me this party was the start of my great adventure and that after tonight I'd never feel the same again.
He's really nice. My aunt here said it would take years to get a start in the business and finish high school. But look how fast it's happening!
He said he had a part for me to hear about and take in but not to tell anyone yet! But I had to tell you.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||September 30, 2021 9:31 PM|
I'm the KY lube all over the inflatable pool toys
|by Anonymous||reply 56||September 30, 2021 10:12 PM|
I'm the tear-stained rejection letters from Big Brothers Big Sisters of America
|by Anonymous||reply 57||September 30, 2021 10:39 PM|
I'm just here for the food. Seriously. I wrapped some food in a napkin and now I want to get out of here. Is there a way out through those hedges?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||September 30, 2021 11:12 PM|
I'm here to bottom because Bryan got me a job at Helix.
Which I can take in several years when I'm legal.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||October 1, 2021 12:57 AM|
He loves getting topped by sophomores R53!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||October 1, 2021 1:03 AM|
I'm Deborra Lee Furness, here to drag Hugh home! Those teen hussies need to stay away from him!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||October 1, 2021 1:10 AM|
I'm all the skateboards.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||October 1, 2021 1:32 AM|
I'm the poor maid, Maria, cleaning up this mess the next morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||October 1, 2021 3:35 AM|
I'm Bryan, threatening to send Maria back to El Salvador if she breathes a word of what happened at the party!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||October 1, 2021 4:00 AM|
I'm Maria nodding and spraying some Febreze on a passed-out twink.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||October 1, 2021 4:04 AM|
I'm the chest freezer full of pizza pockets and bottles of GHB.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||October 1, 2021 6:22 AM|
I'm the recently dropped balls.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||October 1, 2021 9:56 AM|
I'm Keith and have I got news for you....................................
|by Anonymous||reply 68||October 1, 2021 10:46 AM|
I'm the cold dead body of Brad Renfro.
Please don't forget me and what Hollywood did to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||October 1, 2021 11:34 AM|
I’m the twinks who got hired to act interested in the uglier old men in attendance.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||October 1, 2021 12:18 PM|
I am Spacey.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||October 1, 2021 2:45 PM|
I'm Datalounge clutching its pearls.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||October 1, 2021 3:35 PM|
I’m the ambitious 17 year old Nairing my pubes, armpits, and chest to appear more like one of Bryan’s fantasy bois.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||October 1, 2021 4:37 PM|
I'm the ghosts of all the boys buried under the gardener's shed.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||October 1, 2021 5:34 PM|
I'm Marc Collins-Rector's bad wig, about the clog the pool's drain.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||October 1, 2021 5:41 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 76||October 1, 2021 6:05 PM|
I’m the phrase “what’s that weird smell” thought by 95% of the inexperienced crowd as the scent of poppers wafts around a bit.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||October 1, 2021 6:49 PM|
Overheard: "Hey, isn't that the dad from American Beauty?"
|by Anonymous||reply 78||October 1, 2021 7:04 PM|
And "Hey, it's Gandalf and Wolverine!"
|by Anonymous||reply 79||October 1, 2021 7:48 PM|
I'm Michelle Clunie. I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see...
|by Anonymous||reply 80||October 1, 2021 8:01 PM|
Okay, everybody stop what you’re doing. STOP, right NOW!!!
Brendan has lost his retainer, and his mom will KILL him if he comes home without it. Can everyone please help look? He thinks he took it out after he was given that open can of Coke, but then frankly he says he got real dizzy and he doesn’t remember the next six hours…
|by Anonymous||reply 81||October 1, 2021 8:08 PM|
There's more peach fuzz here than a Georgia orchard.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||October 1, 2021 8:21 PM|
I wonder if Ben Hardy went to one of these or if his interactions with Bryan Singer were more private and intimate?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||October 1, 2021 8:40 PM|
I'm the pubescent voices cracking.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||October 1, 2021 8:42 PM|
I'm the taking of the selfie while standing behind two twinks, "presenting them" to the camera.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||October 1, 2021 8:52 PM|
I'm the gardener trying to avoid stepping in the still-sticky cum that covering the entire lawn the next morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||October 1, 2021 8:59 PM|
I'm Noah Galvin with a grovelling apology for speaking the truth
|by Anonymous||reply 87||October 1, 2021 9:27 PM|
I'm Noah Galvin's stretched out hole after attending one of these parties.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||October 1, 2021 9:30 PM|
I'm the clueless mom from Tarzan in an SUV dropping my son off because he's too young to drive. Pool party with some wholesome role-model men sounds pretty darn great to me! 10 PM sounds kinda late for a party to start though.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||October 1, 2021 9:38 PM|
I'm the 23 year old Laotian girl mistaken for a pre-pubescent boy. But I'm game.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||October 1, 2021 9:42 PM|
I'm Elliot Page waiting for an invite.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||October 1, 2021 9:43 PM|
R91 Keep waiting, toots. This is a mandatory full frontal nude party
|by Anonymous||reply 92||October 1, 2021 10:45 PM|
R65 I'm Maria's teen son Raul, in agony from her screams when she finds me nude and sticky near the poolhouse.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||October 2, 2021 5:42 AM|
I'm JC Chasez, my manager brought me here.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||October 2, 2021 1:02 PM|
I’m the juice boxes lined up on the one table by the pool.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||October 2, 2021 1:12 PM|
I am the poor teen queen ingenue, brought to the party by a young, dumb straight boy. I do not understand why none of the guys at this party have even looked at me, let alone offered me a drink!
|by Anonymous||reply 96||October 2, 2021 1:19 PM|
Wait... is that a thing R3? That the foreskins on uncut cocks on start to retract at puberty?
|by Anonymous||reply 97||October 2, 2021 1:20 PM|
phimosis is a thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||October 2, 2021 2:49 PM|
I'm the comforting Avengers-themed sleeping bags for when the boys awake from their roofie-induced stupor.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||October 2, 2021 2:53 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 100||October 2, 2021 3:00 PM|
R100 - Is one 100 the maximum or minimum number of months a guest must be to attend?
|by Anonymous||reply 101||October 2, 2021 3:01 PM|
I'm Ben Platt, looking for someone to pump up my non-existent career.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||October 2, 2021 4:18 PM|
I'm Aaron Carter, feeling like I'm about to die from the amount of makeup they've hosed onto me to try and make me look young and fresh.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||October 2, 2021 4:25 PM|
I'm Chris Mears, being directed by the host in a scene with Liam Riley
|by Anonymous||reply 104||October 2, 2021 5:06 PM|
I'm Tom Daley, fapping furiously as I watch Chris and Liam going at it and hiding from my aging uptight husband.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||October 2, 2021 7:01 PM|
I'm the pile of Underoos Bryan keeps in the spare room.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||October 2, 2021 7:04 PM|
R106 Next to the Scout uniforms.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||October 2, 2021 7:07 PM|
I'm the dead 11 year old twink discovered the morning after. My slim, hairless 70 lb body was discovered at the bottom of the pool. I certainly regret sticking my butthole on the pool drain. I was trying to clean it out after Bryan and his buddies had their way with me.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||October 2, 2021 7:10 PM|
I'm the English-Korean dictionary thrown in the trash after Singer realized how old the guys in BTS actually are.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||October 2, 2021 7:10 PM|
R108 It was a "Final Destination" pool party all along.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||October 2, 2021 7:12 PM|
I'm DL fav Dylan G actually trying to defend Bryan Singer and calling him a good friend
|by Anonymous||reply 111||October 2, 2021 7:20 PM|
... and I'm the underage looking boyfriend Dylan brings along to the party, explaining why Dylan and Bryan are good friends
|by Anonymous||reply 112||October 2, 2021 7:26 PM|
N..nnno, Mr. Singer. I don't shave. No, Sir. I don't need to shave. I bumped my cheek and scratched it. I can still go tonight, can't I? Please?
|by Anonymous||reply 113||October 2, 2021 7:41 PM|
I'm the cops.
I just came by to make sure everything is OK, Sir. We got a report from some of your neighbors, so you should probably take the boys into the basement before you...well, have a good night, Sir.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||October 2, 2021 7:46 PM|
R93: ¡Querido Señor en el Cielo!
|by Anonymous||reply 115||October 2, 2021 7:53 PM|
Rafel, would you please ask Mr. Singer where Billy is? He went up to the big house last night and he's not back. And his stuff was gone this morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||October 2, 2021 9:01 PM|
I'm the TigerHeat bouncers counting the cash in exchange for not checking IDs
|by Anonymous||reply 117||October 2, 2021 9:13 PM|
I'm the leftover exotic animals from Neverland Ranch
|by Anonymous||reply 118||October 2, 2021 9:15 PM|
I'm the massive off-shores bank account used to "calm down" irate parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||October 2, 2021 9:16 PM|
I’m the Mini wireless camera disguised as a puka shell. This place is pure gold!
|by Anonymous||reply 120||October 2, 2021 9:21 PM|
What does "fresh meat" mean?
|by Anonymous||reply 121||October 2, 2021 9:24 PM|
I'm the stopwatch used to measure the life span of a twink
|by Anonymous||reply 122||October 2, 2021 9:25 PM|
I'm the pool guy, called out every Monday to clear the cum from the pool filter. On the plus side, no hair in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||October 2, 2021 9:45 PM|
I'm visiting So Cal from the Mid West, staying at my relatives home, next-door to BS house.
Told to stay far, away from this celeb. Crazy rumors of multiple deaths of young teen boys.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||October 2, 2021 9:46 PM|
[quote]I'm Alex Burton's ass, sore from the pounding I took so that he could get a tiny cameo in the first X-Men movie and then be discarded. At 19 I was firm and supple - at 40 I'll have trouble giving it away.
You were discarded because Aaron Stanford didn't need to blow Singer.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||October 2, 2021 9:55 PM|
I'm the résumé with nothing on it but a couple of commercials.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||October 2, 2021 10:15 PM|
I'm R113 being escorted by security out after Bryan had a meltdown over the razor burn on my right ass cheek. As I'm doing my walk of shame past the main pool area, the other twinks look me up and down, giggle and smugly stroke their oiled up, impeccably waxed (not shaved!) ass cheeks. One cunt mouthes 'amateur!' at me.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||October 2, 2021 11:21 PM|
R127 I'm the van that you get taken to by security to be "taken home" - the one with restraints. Your day is about to get even worse, shaver.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||October 2, 2021 11:48 PM|
R125 Nope, he'd learned to just get on his knees and hold his mouth open by the time Singer met him.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||October 2, 2021 11:50 PM|
I'm the trio of older movie and tv executives, taking a break from the carnage and reminiscing about all the boy actors we fucked over the years.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||October 2, 2021 11:59 PM|
Please don't mock Mr. Singer's pool parties
I got this cool video after I went to one!
|by Anonymous||reply 131||October 3, 2021 12:00 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 132||October 3, 2021 12:01 AM|
I'm the basket of Cialis by the pool.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||October 3, 2021 12:02 AM|
I'm United States Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC). I've heard rumors about the illegalities ongoing at these parties, and in my capacity as a member of...one of them committees I'm on, I'm here to investigate!
|by Anonymous||reply 134||October 3, 2021 12:14 AM|
Hi, I'm HIV! No one invited me, but I came anyway!
|by Anonymous||reply 135||October 3, 2021 12:14 AM|
I'm the Instagram/TikTok/social media and cellphone addiction of later twinks that will make these pool parties impossible after the early '00s.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||October 3, 2021 12:17 AM|
I'm Rick, aka "Thick" Rick, the guy Singer sends the mouthy "actors" to.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||October 3, 2021 12:51 AM|
I'm Barron Trump's private invitation.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||October 3, 2021 3:54 AM|
No means no.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||October 3, 2021 9:21 AM|
I'm the Adoption Booth behind a velvet rope next to the pool, providing safe, legal, no questions asked adoptions at a reduced rate. I'm here for the special relationships that can often form at these parties.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||October 3, 2021 12:21 PM|
I'm the "no swimsuits necessary" sign.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||October 3, 2021 4:53 PM|
I’m the active and lively Pokémon card trade market. Mr. Singer includes a new unopened pack in every gift bag!
|by Anonymous||reply 142||October 3, 2021 5:55 PM|
I'm Corey Feldman.
I'm not invited because I'm already 50 years old.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||October 3, 2021 6:26 PM|
R143 You're 35 years too old, my dear!
|by Anonymous||reply 144||October 3, 2021 6:46 PM|
I'm the "no swimsuits allowed" sign.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||October 3, 2021 6:47 PM|
I'm the fecal matter floating in the pool the next morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||October 3, 2021 8:16 PM|
R138, Barron: you go with nice man to pool party. Do vat he says!
|by Anonymous||reply 147||October 3, 2021 10:31 PM|
R144 He'd have bag over his head even at 15.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||October 3, 2021 10:31 PM|
I'm the crystal bowl filled with condoms, sitting all alone and ignored.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||October 3, 2021 11:44 PM|
I'm the spinning instructor - no bike in sight.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||October 4, 2021 12:45 AM|
I'm the ZERO asshairs in sight!
|by Anonymous||reply 151||October 4, 2021 10:29 AM|
I'm the suspiciously stained couch in the pool house.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||October 4, 2021 11:52 AM|
I'm the roofies disguised as Flintstone vitamins. Wilma packs a wallop!
|by Anonymous||reply 153||October 4, 2021 12:14 PM|
Just how perma is permacum anyway?
|by Anonymous||reply 154||October 4, 2021 12:16 PM|
I'm the five combined chest hairs in the pool.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||October 4, 2021 12:47 PM|
I'm Michael Jackson offering a free concert.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||October 4, 2021 12:48 PM|
I'm the increasingly-worried Chuck-E-Cheese party worker.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||October 4, 2021 12:53 PM|
I’m the bike rack in the parking lot.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||October 4, 2021 1:39 PM|
I'm the pre-algebra homework.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||October 4, 2021 1:49 PM|
I'm sex with the barely conscious.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||October 4, 2021 2:02 PM|
Miss Singer would've hoovered Peter Brady's cock to completion.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||October 4, 2021 2:57 PM|
I'm Ian McKellen playing "Let's All Find The Ring In The Poolhouse" with the pizza delivery boys.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||October 4, 2021 3:57 PM|
I'm Greg Brady, trying to get Bobby outta here. Sorry, Peter, you're on your own.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||October 4, 2021 10:20 PM|
I'm the District Attorney's investigation 12 years later!
|by Anonymous||reply 164||October 4, 2021 11:11 PM|
'Honey, why did only Jadyn get an invite to Mr. Singer's party tonight?'
|by Anonymous||reply 165||October 4, 2021 11:22 PM|
I'm the sore underage butt hole that can't remember anything from the night before.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||October 4, 2021 11:44 PM|
I'm the slightly more seasoned teen, reassuring the other boys that "it's tiny".
|by Anonymous||reply 167||October 4, 2021 11:50 PM|
Good one R166. Hasn't been mentioned it.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||October 5, 2021 12:45 PM|
I'm Shawn Roberts, cringing whenever I remember being at the party when I was 15.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||October 6, 2021 11:05 AM|
I'm the casting couch in Ms. Singer's bedroom.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||October 12, 2021 3:30 AM|
I'm the extra bottle of Chlorine to kill all the DNA evidence in the pool!
|by Anonymous||reply 171||October 12, 2021 4:36 AM|
I'm Bryan dressed as a priest!
|by Anonymous||reply 172||October 12, 2021 4:41 AM|
I'm the Spanish Inquisition-themed play room where the boys dry off.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||October 12, 2021 3:13 PM|
I’m the lesbian hardcore porn playing on the tv screens.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||October 12, 2021 5:07 PM|
I'm the first sprouts of pubic hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||October 12, 2021 5:20 PM|
R174 found a wrong thread
|by Anonymous||reply 176||October 12, 2021 5:56 PM|
'I'm 24 but I swear I look 14!"
|by Anonymous||reply 177||October 13, 2021 12:05 AM|
I’m the ProActiv 3 Step Treatment products in the guest goodie bags
|by Anonymous||reply 178||October 13, 2021 2:04 PM|
I am the big black thug who will drop the soap in the prison shower
|by Anonymous||reply 179||October 13, 2021 3:25 PM|
I’m the creepy guy who used to go around weho recruiting guys to party with a “star soccer player” and the creator of some shitty tvs shows.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||October 13, 2021 3:27 PM|
I'm the annual Christmas party; sponsored by the local Archdiocese.
Services are held in every blessed room of the house!
|by Anonymous||reply 181||October 13, 2021 3:49 PM|
I'm the host of the Christmas party!
|by Anonymous||reply 182||October 13, 2021 3:52 PM|
I'm the closet filled with Cub Scout uniforms.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||October 13, 2021 3:57 PM|
I'm the roomful of Molestation Dolls that the police will use to find out where the kids were touched.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||October 14, 2021 11:51 AM|
I'm all the STD's being passed around.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||October 14, 2021 12:12 PM|
[quote] He loves getting topped by sophomores [R53]!
Does he really?
|by Anonymous||reply 186||October 14, 2021 7:04 PM|
I'm the Underoos
|by Anonymous||reply 187||October 14, 2021 8:47 PM|
I'm the imaginary movie role that no one is going to get.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||October 14, 2021 9:18 PM|
I'm the dingaling twink who didn't know you're supposed to let the water out after douching. Bruce Willis doesn't like me anymore all of a sudden. 😔
|by Anonymous||reply 189||October 14, 2021 9:39 PM|
[quote] I'm the imaginary movie role that no one is going to get.
I'm the real porn movie no one is realizing they're making.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||October 14, 2021 9:46 PM|
Daniel Craig: Noice shindig, innit mate?
Skyler: Like, are you from France?
|by Anonymous||reply 191||October 14, 2021 9:47 PM|
R191 I'm Skyler's fake ID, which fools no one.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||October 14, 2021 11:32 PM|
I'm the 250 mops used to clean up the baby gravy.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||October 16, 2021 1:12 AM|
I'm the surprise place where the shish-kabob have been kept warm.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||October 16, 2021 1:37 AM|
They call Singer the Countess because he likes to bathe in the cum of young male virgins.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||October 16, 2021 2:25 AM|
R195, you mean the urine of young male virgins
|by Anonymous||reply 196||October 16, 2021 2:27 AM|
I'm Corbin Fisher's Connor's residuals check
|by Anonymous||reply 197||October 16, 2021 2:35 AM|
R196 No, he likes to shower in that.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||October 16, 2021 3:01 AM|
I'm Kevin Spacey and Singer getting into a slapfight over a hunk of 14 year old meat.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||October 22, 2021 6:09 AM|
I’m the guy who delivers the needle-pricked condoms.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||October 22, 2021 6:14 AM|
I’m the director of the virgin’s “Welcome to the pleasures of anal sex!” A 10 minute course, which ends with a device delivering lube to said virgin’s asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||October 22, 2021 6:25 AM|
I'm Singer's alternative version of "Boys Beware," which details the perils of pussy and heterosexual sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||October 22, 2021 6:54 AM|
I am the security guard checking IDs to make sure no one under 18 gets in. Hahaha. Just kidding. I am a fifteen year old boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||October 22, 2021 7:00 AM|
I'm Singer's personal attorney on speed dial.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||October 22, 2021 12:08 PM|
I am Ilan Mitchell Smith in Weird Science. Thank God neither me nor my adorable frisky twink castmates had to put up with this degradation back in the day.
What, you want me to wear Kelly's bikini underwear in this scene, John?
|by Anonymous||reply 205||October 22, 2021 1:48 PM|
OP is the founder of N A M B L A. Disgusting.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||October 22, 2021 1:53 PM|
I'm the suspicious mounds of freshly-dug earth behind the guest house.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||October 22, 2021 3:49 PM|
[quote] I'm the suspicious mounds of freshly-dug earth behind the guest house.
I’m the suspicious mounds of freshly-shaved pubes behind the bathroom door.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||October 22, 2021 9:16 PM|
R205 Singer would have thrown out a hip banging that fresh meat.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||October 23, 2021 12:05 AM|
I’m Marc and Lori, and wonder why we never get invited. What’s he trying to hide? Is he ashamed of his family? They’re the talk of H’wood. Plus, since our careers have gone nowhere, you’d think he’d throw us a few roles from time to time.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||October 23, 2021 5:27 AM|
I'm the psychotropic medication the boys will need years later when they suffer from "false memory recall" after a failed or short-lived acting career.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||October 23, 2021 12:55 PM|
I am Halle Berry, getting my ass kissed.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||October 23, 2021 12:57 PM|
R210 Marc is on Bryan's shit list ever since he refused to introduce Bryan to young Billy Jacoby during the production of "Beastmaster".
|by Anonymous||reply 213||October 23, 2021 6:23 PM|
This is such a twisted, irresponsible thread to post! Where is the decency? Where is the compassion? Where the hell did I put my fourth martini? Oops, I just broke my strand of pearls. Pulled it too tight.
Damn you, Datalounge! Nothing is sacred!
|by Anonymous||reply 214||October 23, 2021 9:27 PM|