Who is the Bigger Pain in the ASS - Alec Baldwin or Bruce Willis?

Should have been a poll

I’d said Alex Baldwin because he comes with a shrill fanewhoring wife and a gaggle of children

Alec Baldwin

Alec for sure.

OP is a thoughtless little pig who should have made this a poll.

Willis is a proud Trump douchbag

Politics separates them, correct R6.

Alec is a blowhard but Willis seems like a genuine asshole. Read Kevin Smith's book if you want a detailed account of working with this bloated has-been.

Why don't you just give us the Cliff's Notes version, R8?

Alec Baldwin was funny as Trump and funny on 30 Rock. I don't care if he's a pain in the ass. He's an entertainer and he entertains me.

Well, one of them has never been part-owner of a Classic American restaurant chain like Planet Hollywood🌎🍔🎸

Sure r9, it's the only chapter worth reading anyway. Kevin Smith and his team take a big pay cut to make a movie with Bruce Willis. Willis is fine during the initial meetings but once the actual work begins he turns into a lazy, whiny asshole. He loudly complains how little is he being paid even though he's making millions more than anyone else on set. He refuses to follow basic directions from Smith. There was one scene where Willis was supposed to burst out of a car and run across a street. Apparently Wills slowly opened the door and casually meandered across the street. He just didn't want to make any type of effort because he knew he was getting paid anyway, just no interest in making the movie good. He wouldn't even do a photo shoot for the movie poster so they had to CG him into the poster using a still from the movie. Some random details: Willis is an extremely unfunny person, he doesn't follow modern pop culture and he HATES it when people scream McClain him even though he owes his fame to that damn movie. I believe Smith referred to him as a miserable diva and called the whole experience a disappointment.

I know that this is deviating from the original question, but I would like the both of them to pound my ass 'till I walked funny, and couldn't sit at all. It's only too bad that Alec is a homophobe married to a deranged sociopath, and Bruce likes them on the "younger" side... Just ask Aaron Carter. 😒

Thanks, R12.

At least Baldwin doesn’t fuck underage boys.

Bruce Willis is a fucking asshole. No talent arrogant jerk. Alec is a hothead, but smart and very talented. And, yes, a pain in the ass.

Bruce Willis. Not only is he an asshole, he’s a Trump- loving conservative:

Willis. At least Baldwin has a sense of humor.

At least Baldwin was fuckable and talented, once upon a time.

Can't say the same for Willis.

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I'm conflicted about Alec Baldwin. He's a douche but also a great story teller. I like his podcast and listening to him in general is a treat.

Cannot decide, Willis career was built on a smirk, certainly not any acting talent. Baldwin is also the voice of the New York Philharmonic programs, but his rages and temper indicate instability.

[quote]I'm conflicted about Alec Baldwin. He's a douche but also a great story teller. I like his podcast and listening to him in general is a treat.

I could have written this.

[quote]Alec is a hothead, but smart and very talented

[quote]At least Baldwin has a sense of humor.

Agree with both comments.

Bruce is. Too much ego for such a small amount of talent.

At least Alec is talented, smart, funny, anti-Trump, and had more than six months of fuckability. Willis was endearing for the first season of Moonlighting and fell off quickly in looks and likability.

I would give both of them a blow job if they let me. I imagine Baldwin is bushier. Then I would walk away.

Willis has had way more complaints than Baldwin.

I’d bang Willis before Baldwin though. Baldwin 30 years ago though definitely.

Willis could only dream he ever had the hotness of a young Alec Baldwin.

This is stupid, OP.

Looking at their kids, Baldwin obviously has better sperm.

God, those hideous Willis spawn - each one more cringe inducing than the next.

For all of the talk about Cybill Shephard's diva antics during the Moonlighting series, note that the writer/director, Roger Director (yes, that's his name), wrote a fictionalized version of his experience on the show called A Place to Fall in the 1990s. It turns out that Bruce Willis was the egomaniacal asshole who thought his shit didn't stink.

R31. Willis treated me well.

I watch either of the shave in their underwear. I’d allow Alec to speak.

They could both breed me.

Baldwin in his early to mid thirties was a sight to behold. Pity that he never cared to show much skin in those days.

Alec seems like a nightmare but as mentioned, he's genuinely talented and has a sense of humor about himself (sometimes). He's also unabashedly passionate which is either a good thing (if you're a friend) or a bad thing (if you're an enemy) but he's anything but passive or a pushover.

Bruce just seems really, really insecure. He wanted a music career that turned out to be just successful enough for the world to learn that he has no musical talent. He also seems really lazy and really lazy people HATE to be called on it.

Team Baldwin.

Alec is more of the old school actor, IMO. He has a good rotation of movies, television, and theater. I have listened to interviews with him and he seems like a very intelligent man.

I’m thinking this is circa Working Girl….

Alec Baldwin

Circa NOW. Completely unfuckable…

They were both handsome when young actors. Willis always got me with that swaggering New York douche persona in Moonlighting. It's a hawt type and still around.

They made a forgettable movie together in the late 90s. 22% on Rotten Tomatoes.

According to IMDB: "Alec Baldwin appeared in this film due to a contractual obligation to Universal Pictures. Baldwin had previously backed out of a film for Universal and signed an agreement promising the studio another film."

R40...that is ...tragic!

Baldwin was such a hot piece, a long time ago....

I'm curious about the reaction of his daughters when they found out about Bruce's "gifts" to Aaron Carter. On the one hand, did Bruce bribe him to befriend his fugly daughters? Embarrassing. On the other hand, why else would Bruce gift him a million dollars worth of stuff?? Sketchy AF.

Baby Baldwin feast…

[quote]Baldwin in his early to mid thirties was a sight to behold

Sure, but once he opened his mouth you got that Long Island Howard Stern accent, total turn off to me at least.

R41, it was Philly, not New York

I wonder which one would actually be the bigger pain in the ass - any size comparison known?

Bruce showed unremarkable peen in that Color of Night movie or whatever it was called. Not sure if Alec has ever let it all hang out on camera.

Willis---just not worth the trouble lacks the talent. Baldwin seems very high maintenance, but he's knowledgeable about music and film. He has the perfect radio voice and is a great host for the NY Philharmonic. He was the best thing on 30 Rock and his cameo is the high point of Glengarry Glen Ross.

Bruce Willis was cute - as long as he had hair. But he was basically average-nice looking and he hasn't aged well. And he's a MAGAT too? Fuck him. What a piece of shit he is. And a lousy, one-note actor.

[quote] he's (Balwin) knowledgeable about music and film

JUST like a DL queen!

I wanted to play games with Alec Baldwin, like "find the nipples" and "count the hairs in the big, black tumbleweed".

R47, I said persona. Yeah I know it was set in Phillie but that type probably exists in the whole region. He grew up in NJ and spent his pre-famous days working in Manhattan bars. I was talking about my sexual response to it and I encounter it still in NYC. Let's call it East Coast urban straight douche. It's a hawt type.

had no idea willis was a cuntastic conservative

Bruce was also involved in a racial incident in high school…read this in one of PEOPLE Magazine’s yearbooks back in the nineties.

Would a bilingual person please write the question in Spanish, so Mr. Baldwin's wife can understand it?

You don't hears about Willis much, if at all. Baldwin wins by a long shot. His wife, too...pretty much tied for the title. I used to feel a little sorry for Alec, but he's just as crazy as fame whore loon Hilarious.

*hear^^

I have hated Bruce my whole life. At least Alec played Trump. I gotta say Bruce is the bigger pain in the ass.

Oh yeah....I forgot that Willis is a trumper....hmmm..

Baldwin

Willis has always been grossly overrated in looks and talent. Way too much attitude.

I'd fuck Alec and/or any of his brothers (even the fat one, even the Republican), anytime!

Can't stand Willis!

And what's NOT wrong with me........??!!

Alec is at least a much better actor than Bruce. Both of them are sphincter muscles as humans, though.

Can’t speak to the ASS, but one of them gave me a bitch of a headache when we worked together