Let’s be How-to spot Annoying Losers

People who say Husbear

People who live and die by Rachael Maddow's latest pronouncement.

Hourly Social Media Post involving the following

My Best Life !!!!

Me and my furbabies !!!!

Look at my cucumber water !!!

I drove 100 miles to meet this guy I have been chatting with and he is not what I imagined him to be !!!!!

They drink Manhattans.

People who manage to inject "wokeism" and "SJWs" into every topic. They are the most annoying losers.

People who say ‘My Global Brand’ please shut the fuck up

I'm WandaVision. All of my gay viewers are Marveltard annoying losers!

Start anti-trans threads

- People always on social media

- People with 3+ kids but no job

- People who are 100 lbs overweight, but want to tell you how OCD they are

- People who proudly proclaim they are germaphobes and / or don’t like pets in the house. I immediately know they grew up in some low-rent, chaotic, animal-neglecting environment.

Attacking Democrats

Approval-seeking social media posts

Talks about Jesus, or the Bible. Posts photos of kids as if they're the first to ever "fillinthebanalgap). Talks about their pets as if they're actually human dependents. Requires you to 'explain' basic words, concepts, etc. in casual conversation.

I'm the loud voice that has it's volume set at 100% at all times no matter where I am. My owner must ensure that they are always calling attention to themselves and the people around them even if those people don't want others staring at them 24/7. I'm also the selfishness and lack of self awareness that comes with that voice.

^ damned punctuation!

You didn't post that, R14. And I'm already over it.

Fat girls who wanted to be popular that still use outdated slang like.. ‘ Cool Beans’

Refuses to do their part in any group effort, yet wants to micromanage other people. This one drives me insane.

People who were emo. They are usually the worst millennials. Self deprecating attention whore victims who listen to whiny music that’s not only not cool today but wasn’t even cool when it was new.

Millennials who move to NYC for the generous social welfare benefits instead of getting a job.

r10 r12

People who say things like "Speaking your own truth is the most powerful tool you have."

People who block posters then post that poster’s reply number in other threads to see what they posted. See R20

People who live off disability.

OPs who keep focusing on the negative instead of promoting a positive attitude.

r22

R24 die from cancer

r18 is posting from 2008. That was the last time I saw a millennial emo.

Yeah r23. Fuck them for being unable to work. Useless Eaters amirtite?

'I'M CRAZY BUSY!' is a dead giveaway. The use of 'kiddos' or 'puppers' are two more.

Vocal fry (female and male).

Manbun and whispy beard.

Their job is "Instagram/YouTube/TikTok/Facebook Influencer".

GOATEES!

I cannot abide those derpy, hillbilly, nasty-ass goatees.

People who start ten threads a day on the datalounge to talk about how much they hate trans people

Old, fat trolls like r19 who lash out at "millennials" because they're jealous on anyone under the age of 80.

People who accuse New Yorkers of "living off benefits" but live in one of the welfare states like West Virginia or South Dakota

Someone who lost his presidential election by a large margin, but insists that he lost due to "voter fraud" despite no evidence of fraud, then convinces all his moronic followers to stage a coup due to the non-existent fraud

People who use the word literally when it's unnecessary (which is 98% of the time).

Literally.

If you say, "I'm like" then you are an annoying loser. I'm like, what? I'm like, omg. He was like, seriously.

I'm tired political "jokes".

I’m the BMW with a matte finish paint job.

[quote]People who proudly proclaim they are germaphobes and / or don’t like pets in the house. I immediately know they grew up in some low-rent, chaotic, animal-neglecting environment.

I'm a germaphobe and don't like pets in the house but I grew up in a clean, very comfortable environment. Sometimes that sort of thing doesn't come out of any childhood trauma.

Puts "happy birthday" messages to their friends on their public social media posts, with of picture of them and said friend at some event or party.

These people tend to be desperate try-hards.

Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with violence.

"Making a global impact."

Shut the fuck up.

People who create posts consisting solely of a reply number of someone they’ve blocked.

The worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third-grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

R44 "he'd never stop throwing up"

Well, isn't that special.

People who love or like their own posts on social media. Also people who casually post or talk about traumatic life events .

R15 /13 I was commenting on my first post, R12, which was supposed to have parentheses, not one and a quotation mark. Just didn't think someone would post between them.

Fortunate timing though, apostrophes are your friend.

Starts a new business or initiate every week. Claims they are going to live the #vanlife but never gets out of the driveway.

They’re gonna do this, they’re gonna do that. But they never do any of it or ever reference it again on their sm.

R27 They are no longer emo, the emo kids grew up to blend in with the hipsters but they are easy to identify because they still have emo attitude about life and depression and self loathing. They’re still emo on the inside. And they still listen to that shitty music.

R4 there is nothing wrong with drinking a Manhattan.

All other posters, you are correct.

R43.

[quote]Look at my cucumber water !!!

Goddammit, now I want some cucumber water.

R1 has been pissed off about "Husbear" for 30 years. Let it go. It described what you could have been if you weren't such an asshole

[quote] The use of 'kiddos' or 'puppers' are two more.

How about the use of:

Veggies

Fruit and veg

Artisanal

Curated

#instagay

#legacybuilder

#king

Bops

[x] is goals

#guncle

and, of course, “passed” instead of “died”?

Yes, r39, but do you feel the need to loudly proclaim it? Probably not.

It’s the “loud proclamation” that reveals the cray.

As with most things in life.

People who watch Hannity without laughing.

#entrepreneur (85.4 Million Instagram hits, everyone of them shit)

#digitalnomad

#branding (32 Million Instagram hits...)

R52.

Posters who constantly complain about other posters starting anti trans threads. As if there have been any pro trans threads on DL.

Most gay men know what a fetish is and its place. They're not stupid.

I’m the Untuckit shirt and “performance” khakis.

I’m the $65,000 pickup truck backed into a parking space.

I belong to a guy who makes 30k / year.

"People" who think every male between 18-80 wants to fuck them because the gates of paradise are between there irresistible thighs.

[quote] there irresistible thighs.

I’m the loudly and proudly “poly” person who never shuts up about it, then goes into a depression spiral when one of my “lovers” has the temerity to spend time with the other one WITHOUT ME AROUND.

I look in the mirror.

I’m the rented set for my Instagram travel shoot.

How you say...pepino?

Everybody loses in the end. The people who don't know that are the main annoying ones.

People interrupt someone’s story to talk about a similar topic that happened to them and refuse you to allow the conversation back to the original person. Extroverts suck when it comes to a two way conversation.

People who post comments in a thread about someone/something they know nothing about and have zero interest in, just so they can mock OP as being an ancient.

I'm the intrusive oversharing during my first conversation (more like a monologue) with you after my friend introuces you to me as his new boyfriend. Depending on my (the listener's) state of mind,& how really puerile you are, I either pose with verisimilitude of concerned interest, a blank stare, or, if you're particularly egregious (& I have done this), I'll say to you sotto voce, "If you don't shut the fuck up I'm going to make the rest of your night a living hell, princess fuckwad."

In reference to this.

I knew my neighbour for five years, and we were good friends. She starting seeing this loser who was a drunk. What kind of drunk was he? When his mother died the only place anybody knew how to get hold of him was the bar where my nabe worked. She dropped in one arvo and I told her explicitly that he was a loser, I asked her what she was doing with him, when it was obvious she could do so much better? She stopped speaking to me. She married him. The number of my calls to 911 when I heard them screaming at each other was legion. The domestic violence got so bad she moved out of her flat and had a restraining order filed against him. They divorced in 2020. She and I are friends again. I'm too magnanimous to say I told you so. But I have told her I don't regret for one moment what I told her before the disaster started. I told her it hurt my feelings when she stopped speaking to me, but I would have felt horrible if I'd said nothing, and he began beating her. At least I was able to warn her, despite her refusing to do anything about it before it was too late.

Rich people with a chip on their shoulder about when they were poor. It usually turns out they are lying and they were respectable middle class just like you. The continual envy is a character trait, not an experience.

People still obsessed/traumatized by the brand of snack cake their mother bought a half century ago.

R71 You knw it will happen all over again when she falls for the next loser. You should have cut her out of your life totally. Unless you also like being treated like you are worthless.