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Which cartoon characters are tops and which are bottoms?

Frankenberry is a 100% dickpig bottom, right? He was Dolf Dietrich before Dolf.

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by Anonymousreply 61November 9, 2023 11:04 AM

This is a funny thread idea. Congrats. I'd say, appearances not withstanding, Jerry is a jackhammer top and Tom LOVES it.

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by Anonymousreply 1September 26, 2021 1:02 PM

What about Quisp?

King Vitamin?

by Anonymousreply 2September 26, 2021 1:24 PM

And Scoobs is a voracious bottom. This is a pic after his first

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by Anonymousreply 3September 26, 2021 1:25 PM

Snagglepuss is a bossy bottom.

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by Anonymousreply 4September 26, 2021 1:48 PM

I bet Pluto knows how to use that bone

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by Anonymousreply 5September 26, 2021 1:54 PM

Linus is straight but still lets Lucy drill him with a strap-on

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by Anonymousreply 6September 26, 2021 2:03 PM

I'm guessing Huckleberry's a bottom

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by Anonymousreply 7September 26, 2021 2:12 PM

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by Anonymousreply 8September 26, 2021 2:23 PM

Big, blond Fred Jones tries to act like an Alpha-Male, but is actually a noisy bottom. When he can't get an actual dick to go in his plump, blond fur covered bubble butt, he gets Daphne Blake to peg him with a double headed strap-on. She's oversexed herself, so it works.

by Anonymousreply 9September 26, 2021 2:32 PM

Boo-Boo is a surprising power top to Yogi's submissive bottom. Ranger Smith is into BDSM.

by Anonymousreply 10September 26, 2021 2:38 PM

Astro, Pluto, Goofy, and Deputy Dawg like it doggie-style.

by Anonymousreply 11September 26, 2021 2:39 PM

Based on their names, Beavis is the bottom and Butthead his the top.

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by Anonymousreply 12September 26, 2021 2:39 PM

Goofus is a total top.

Gallant is a total top.

Gallant throws his legs in the air.

by Anonymousreply 13September 26, 2021 2:42 PM

Bluto is a leather daddy who likes to get fisted. He is only with Popeye because of his forearms.

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by Anonymousreply 14September 26, 2021 2:45 PM

The Great Gazoo is an insatiable bottom.

Thanks to his magical powers, he has no problem getting his needs fulfilled.

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by Anonymousreply 15September 26, 2021 2:52 PM

Stan Smith, power top.

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by Anonymousreply 16September 26, 2021 2:59 PM

There's a reason blond haired, blue-eyed cutie Schroeder so vehemently rejects your amorous advances, Miss Lucy VanPelt. While he's sitting there playing Beethoven, he's itching to get back across town and take more of Franklin's BBC. He likes to take it rough while rap and hip-hop with too much bass blasts. The more swear words, the more this hungry bottom likes it. When he's done, Franklin pushes the still half-naked piano player out the door, holding his little black shorts. Just before he slams the door, Franklin shouts, "You'll be back bitch!"

Charlie Brown is sexually frustrated. He has a lot of kinks he knows others might find strange. He leans toward being a top, but he also likes the idea of being a sub in a Daddy's dungeon. But he can't find the right man to exercise all his fetishes, so he just beats off while thinking of his fantasies.

by Anonymousreply 17September 26, 2021 3:00 PM

Carl and Lenny are both versatile in their loving, committed relationship.

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by Anonymousreply 18September 26, 2021 3:03 PM

I think that while Dr. Quest and Race Bannon are versatile, Race usually tops.

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by Anonymousreply 19September 26, 2021 3:07 PM

Pepe Le Pew is a voracious bisexual whore and can be sleazy top or enthusiastically take it up the stinker

by Anonymousreply 20September 26, 2021 3:11 PM

Garfield’s a bottom and Oldie is a young, hung, and dumb top.

by Anonymousreply 21September 26, 2021 3:14 PM

I'd make He-Man jokes but honestly this guy does it much better. With names like Ram Man, Fisto, and Man-at-Arms it's pretty much a cartoon sex club.

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by Anonymousreply 22September 26, 2021 3:27 PM

r20 for the winner.

and r21 it's Odie not OLDIE

by Anonymousreply 23September 26, 2021 3:30 PM

They're too small to get fucked but love coming together to give the world's sloppiest Smurfjob.

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by Anonymousreply 24September 26, 2021 3:30 PM

I know, not a cartoon, but this mystery has finally been solved.

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by Anonymousreply 25September 26, 2021 3:53 PM

Hank Hill's narrow urethra restricts certain activities.

by Anonymousreply 26September 26, 2021 3:57 PM

Let's get down to it:

Daffy Duck is a bossy bottom.

Other Looney bottoms include Porky, Elmer, and Tweetie.

Foghorn Leghorn is a lazy top who won't bother to reach around.

Gossamer, Spike, and the Roadrunner are tops.

Wile E. Coyote thinks he would be a top, but he doesn't know for sure as he is still a virgin.

And Bugs Bunny? That hare-y dude is a classic versatile, omnisexual whore who'll get down with anyone or anything.

by Anonymousreply 27September 26, 2021 4:24 PM

Huckleberry Hound just wants to get a handle of gin and jerk off together.

Goofy is always asking for help concerning the procurement of escorts, and recommendations for the “good” Onlyfans performers.

Ursula from the Little Mermaid taught Daphne how to eat potato salad out of a pussy.

by Anonymousreply 28September 26, 2021 4:41 PM

The Grinch has a glass coffee table.

by Anonymousreply 29September 26, 2021 4:43 PM

I didn't know Perez Hilton had a cereal.

by Anonymousreply 30September 26, 2021 4:47 PM

r6 I don't know who told you Linus was straight but I am the dame who can prove he is not. All power top! The only man who can make me scream GOOD GRIEF and UGHHH!

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by Anonymousreply 31September 29, 2021 9:02 AM

Porky Pig and Donald Duck don't wear pants, so you know.

by Anonymousreply 32September 29, 2021 9:23 AM

Isn’t Goofy a power top?

by Anonymousreply 33September 29, 2021 4:42 PM

Arthur is a top in theory but is too neurotic about mess and so usually only ever engages in jo and occasionally oral.

Binkey Barnes is a joke muscle bottom.

Buster Baxter is a wild top who loves to eat ass.

George is a top but only into trannys.

by Anonymousreply 34September 29, 2021 4:49 PM

Jerry is into oral.

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by Anonymousreply 35September 29, 2021 5:22 PM

r33=BILL TAYLOR, who speaks from experience.

by Anonymousreply 36September 29, 2021 5:42 PM

Tarzan top good.

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by Anonymousreply 37September 29, 2021 8:53 PM

What was really going on in the van.

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by Anonymousreply 38April 3, 2022 12:39 AM

Interesting topic….

King Vitamin was a notorious bottom.

by Anonymousreply 39April 3, 2022 12:43 AM

Snagglepuss?

Why ask?

by Anonymousreply 40April 3, 2022 12:50 AM

Ronald McDonald was such a piggy bottom that he had to get a drive-thru.

by Anonymousreply 41April 3, 2022 12:51 AM

Master Shake is a vocal bossy prissy power bottom who bites off more than he can chew when he brags about sexploits in which he hasn’t actually partaken.

Frylock is a tender and patient but long-suffering service top.

Meatwad is likely underage if not a literal kid (at least mentally) so he isn’t counted.

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by Anonymousreply 42April 3, 2022 12:53 AM

Schroeder always struck me as one of the school of music pot heads who loves to get very leisurely blow jobs. Oral top, very passive.

by Anonymousreply 43April 3, 2022 12:54 AM

The Man With the Yellow Hat is definitely gay. I would guess he's a bossy bottom.

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by Anonymousreply 44April 3, 2022 1:18 AM

The Lucky Charms leprechaun says he's a total top but I have so many doubts.

by Anonymousreply 45April 3, 2022 1:40 AM

Skeletor is for sure a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 46April 3, 2022 1:45 AM

Schleprock was an unfuckable bottom.

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by Anonymousreply 47May 8, 2022 11:55 AM

R17, you left out Woodstock, the gimp.

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by Anonymousreply 48May 8, 2022 12:09 PM

Both Wonder Twins were bottoms.

Snoopy and Peppermint Patties are tops.

by Anonymousreply 49May 8, 2022 12:15 PM

“Both Wonder Twins were bottoms.”

And didn’t I FUCK the SHIT out those tight pink HOLES!

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by Anonymousreply 50May 8, 2022 12:24 PM

Not only is Popeye a top, he claims to be strong to the finish.

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by Anonymousreply 51May 8, 2022 12:56 PM

The Quisp mascot

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by Anonymousreply 52May 8, 2022 1:20 PM

[quote]The Man With the Yellow Hat is definitely gay. I would guess he's a bossy bottom.

Good guess.

by Anonymousreply 53May 9, 2022 11:39 AM

Beavis & Butthead at least fooled around

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by Anonymousreply 54May 9, 2022 11:49 AM

Destro: bald daddy top

Cobra Commander: pig bottom

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by Anonymousreply 55April 23, 2023 1:29 PM

Fred. Whore bottom.

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by Anonymousreply 56November 9, 2023 1:01 AM

The Joker is a dom bottom, and Batman is a sub verstop who has a large collection of toys.

by Anonymousreply 57November 9, 2023 1:21 AM

If even Batman is a sub verstop, then Robin must be the bottomest bottom that ever bottomed.

by Anonymousreply 58November 9, 2023 9:52 AM

Count Chocula is based on Danny Thomas. You do the math.

by Anonymousreply 59November 9, 2023 10:08 AM

Tintin is a well endowed twink top. Captain Haddock swings both ways but really enjoys auto-asphyxiation. Bianca Castafiore is a big old Lez who strings along the press.

by Anonymousreply 60November 9, 2023 10:26 AM

Snowy and Prof Calculus are asexual. Thomson and Thompson are into to gay twin incest porn.

by Anonymousreply 61November 9, 2023 11:04 AM
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