Frankenberry is a 100% dickpig bottom, right? He was Dolf Dietrich before Dolf.
Which cartoon characters are tops and which are bottoms?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 9, 2023 11:04 AM |
This is a funny thread idea. Congrats. I'd say, appearances not withstanding, Jerry is a jackhammer top and Tom LOVES it.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 26, 2021 1:02 PM |
What about Quisp?
King Vitamin?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 26, 2021 1:24 PM |
And Scoobs is a voracious bottom. This is a pic after his first
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 26, 2021 1:25 PM |
Linus is straight but still lets Lucy drill him with a strap-on
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 26, 2021 2:03 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 26, 2021 2:23 PM |
Big, blond Fred Jones tries to act like an Alpha-Male, but is actually a noisy bottom. When he can't get an actual dick to go in his plump, blond fur covered bubble butt, he gets Daphne Blake to peg him with a double headed strap-on. She's oversexed herself, so it works.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 26, 2021 2:32 PM |
Boo-Boo is a surprising power top to Yogi's submissive bottom. Ranger Smith is into BDSM.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 26, 2021 2:38 PM |
Astro, Pluto, Goofy, and Deputy Dawg like it doggie-style.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 26, 2021 2:39 PM |
Based on their names, Beavis is the bottom and Butthead his the top.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 26, 2021 2:39 PM |
Goofus is a total top.
Gallant is a total top.
Gallant throws his legs in the air.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 26, 2021 2:42 PM |
Bluto is a leather daddy who likes to get fisted. He is only with Popeye because of his forearms.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 26, 2021 2:45 PM |
The Great Gazoo is an insatiable bottom.
Thanks to his magical powers, he has no problem getting his needs fulfilled.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 26, 2021 2:52 PM |
There's a reason blond haired, blue-eyed cutie Schroeder so vehemently rejects your amorous advances, Miss Lucy VanPelt. While he's sitting there playing Beethoven, he's itching to get back across town and take more of Franklin's BBC. He likes to take it rough while rap and hip-hop with too much bass blasts. The more swear words, the more this hungry bottom likes it. When he's done, Franklin pushes the still half-naked piano player out the door, holding his little black shorts. Just before he slams the door, Franklin shouts, "You'll be back bitch!"
Charlie Brown is sexually frustrated. He has a lot of kinks he knows others might find strange. He leans toward being a top, but he also likes the idea of being a sub in a Daddy's dungeon. But he can't find the right man to exercise all his fetishes, so he just beats off while thinking of his fantasies.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 26, 2021 3:00 PM |
Carl and Lenny are both versatile in their loving, committed relationship.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 26, 2021 3:03 PM |
I think that while Dr. Quest and Race Bannon are versatile, Race usually tops.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 26, 2021 3:07 PM |
Pepe Le Pew is a voracious bisexual whore and can be sleazy top or enthusiastically take it up the stinker
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 26, 2021 3:11 PM |
Garfield’s a bottom and Oldie is a young, hung, and dumb top.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 26, 2021 3:14 PM |
I'd make He-Man jokes but honestly this guy does it much better. With names like Ram Man, Fisto, and Man-at-Arms it's pretty much a cartoon sex club.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 26, 2021 3:27 PM |
r20 for the winner.
and r21 it's Odie not OLDIE
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 26, 2021 3:30 PM |
They're too small to get fucked but love coming together to give the world's sloppiest Smurfjob.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 26, 2021 3:30 PM |
I know, not a cartoon, but this mystery has finally been solved.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 26, 2021 3:53 PM |
Hank Hill's narrow urethra restricts certain activities.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 26, 2021 3:57 PM |
Let's get down to it:
Daffy Duck is a bossy bottom.
Other Looney bottoms include Porky, Elmer, and Tweetie.
Foghorn Leghorn is a lazy top who won't bother to reach around.
Gossamer, Spike, and the Roadrunner are tops.
Wile E. Coyote thinks he would be a top, but he doesn't know for sure as he is still a virgin.
And Bugs Bunny? That hare-y dude is a classic versatile, omnisexual whore who'll get down with anyone or anything.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 26, 2021 4:24 PM |
Huckleberry Hound just wants to get a handle of gin and jerk off together.
Goofy is always asking for help concerning the procurement of escorts, and recommendations for the “good” Onlyfans performers.
Ursula from the Little Mermaid taught Daphne how to eat potato salad out of a pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 26, 2021 4:41 PM |
The Grinch has a glass coffee table.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 26, 2021 4:43 PM |
I didn't know Perez Hilton had a cereal.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 26, 2021 4:47 PM |
r6 I don't know who told you Linus was straight but I am the dame who can prove he is not. All power top! The only man who can make me scream GOOD GRIEF and UGHHH!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 29, 2021 9:02 AM |
Porky Pig and Donald Duck don't wear pants, so you know.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 29, 2021 9:23 AM |
Isn’t Goofy a power top?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 29, 2021 4:42 PM |
Arthur is a top in theory but is too neurotic about mess and so usually only ever engages in jo and occasionally oral.
Binkey Barnes is a joke muscle bottom.
Buster Baxter is a wild top who loves to eat ass.
George is a top but only into trannys.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 29, 2021 4:49 PM |
r33=BILL TAYLOR, who speaks from experience.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 29, 2021 5:42 PM |
Interesting topic….
King Vitamin was a notorious bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 3, 2022 12:43 AM |
Snagglepuss?
Why ask?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 3, 2022 12:50 AM |
Ronald McDonald was such a piggy bottom that he had to get a drive-thru.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 3, 2022 12:51 AM |
Master Shake is a vocal bossy prissy power bottom who bites off more than he can chew when he brags about sexploits in which he hasn’t actually partaken.
Frylock is a tender and patient but long-suffering service top.
Meatwad is likely underage if not a literal kid (at least mentally) so he isn’t counted.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 3, 2022 12:53 AM |
Schroeder always struck me as one of the school of music pot heads who loves to get very leisurely blow jobs. Oral top, very passive.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 3, 2022 12:54 AM |
The Man With the Yellow Hat is definitely gay. I would guess he's a bossy bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 3, 2022 1:18 AM |
The Lucky Charms leprechaun says he's a total top but I have so many doubts.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 3, 2022 1:40 AM |
Skeletor is for sure a bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 3, 2022 1:45 AM |
Both Wonder Twins were bottoms.
Snoopy and Peppermint Patties are tops.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 8, 2022 12:15 PM |
“Both Wonder Twins were bottoms.”
And didn’t I FUCK the SHIT out those tight pink HOLES!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 8, 2022 12:24 PM |
Not only is Popeye a top, he claims to be strong to the finish.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 8, 2022 12:56 PM |
[quote]The Man With the Yellow Hat is definitely gay. I would guess he's a bossy bottom.
Good guess.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 9, 2022 11:39 AM |
Destro: bald daddy top
Cobra Commander: pig bottom
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 23, 2023 1:29 PM |
The Joker is a dom bottom, and Batman is a sub verstop who has a large collection of toys.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 9, 2023 1:21 AM |
If even Batman is a sub verstop, then Robin must be the bottomest bottom that ever bottomed.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 9, 2023 9:52 AM |
Count Chocula is based on Danny Thomas. You do the math.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 9, 2023 10:08 AM |
Tintin is a well endowed twink top. Captain Haddock swings both ways but really enjoys auto-asphyxiation. Bianca Castafiore is a big old Lez who strings along the press.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 9, 2023 10:26 AM |
Snowy and Prof Calculus are asexual. Thomson and Thompson are into to gay twin incest porn.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 9, 2023 11:04 AM |