My Instacart delivery guy was HOTTTTTTT

What are his favorite bops?

I just checked his photo on Instacart and he looks nothing like that in person. In the pic he’s meh but in person he was HOT

Looks like OP is going to be ordering every day from now on.

R3 no. I’ve been using instacart for over 2 years and every time it’s a different driver.

Dear Penthouse Forum...

And this is precisely why you should always answer the door in an open bathrobe with nothing underneath.

[quote] but when I opened the door and saw him, Jesus.

you saw Jesus? What did he say?

[quote] Young Latino. Dark olive skin/light brown, dark hair with big brown eyes and a fat ass in his sweats.

The gay dream it seems.

I once had an Instacart deliverer who was fairly good looking and left a sweet little note in magenta ink in amongst my groceries. I googled him and he was a local high school football player (AA).

This is his photo, but in person he didn’t even look like this. He was HOT. And he had nice hair.

[quote] Looks like OP is going to be ordering every day from now on.

He’s already a fat whore, so that wouldn’t be of benefit certainly not in obtaining the delivery boy for his sordid pleasure.

The delivery guy asked OP: “Hey, didn’t I deliver that caftan to you last month?”

gurl you didn't invite him inside for tea?? ☕

[quote] His name is Santiago and in his pic as he delivered it was whatever but when I opened the door and saw him, Jesus.

I'm confused. His name was Santiago in his pic, but his name was Jesus when he was at the door?

Does Instacart allow you to rent the delivery guy by the hour?

R13 I’m pretty sure a guy named Santiago doesn’t drink tea.

Ask him if you can take a selfie with him next time OP. If he agrees that will tell you all you need to know.

You type fat op

I remember when Domino's updated their web site and started notifying you of who was preparing your order and who was delivering it. I couldn't drive at the time, so I was ordering from them regularly. There was one driver in particular who was hot as fuck - Italian, mid 20's, athletic/muscular build, goatee. I would get all excited when I saw he was delivering my order and I would tip him extra well. I have a feeling he caught on to me having the hots for him because eventually he would almost always be the one delivering my orders. I didn't get any gay vibes from him though, he probably just loved the tips.

Is this what his ass looked like?

^ nice ass - tumblr's doing pron again?

PRESENT HOLE OP!

What about his bulge, OP?

You mentioned his gray sweatpants but no mention of VPL?

You’re slipping (and I don’t just mean out of your caftan).

OP I’ve had a few hotties too.

In LA there was one tall blond white boy that was absolutely beautiful. I found out he was an LA native and only 18.

Ask if he accepts food stamps.

OP, the pic says “Thank him with a tip.”

I hope you did.

R26 yes.

Santiago has kissable lips.

R23 there is a minute chance that op is actually a strict top who only noticed the young man's thick backside

R29 you nailed it. I didn’t notice his bulge. I was distracted by his face and arms and chest. And then when he turned around a thick juicy ass and thighs.

Us Tops look for ass first! I never even look at front bulges.

Interesting, since I, too, am a total top, yet some of my favorite things to look at are VPLs and bulges.

Everyone is different.

What city do you live in, OP?

R34 Brooklyn boy

All guys named Santiago are hot and well hung in my experience just like guys named Rick are not.

Sorry, I meant Rick can be hot, but usually not hung.

I've known a *very* thick Rick. Also a hot, hung Ricky or two.

OP, he pees in your lemonade.

But he is a native Op? Or are you going to him a pass?

R36 I’ve certainly never met a Santiago who wasn’t at least semi-attractive

All Santiagos in NYC and vicinity be on alert!

I'm hotter.

R42 Fat Ed/win has found a new victim poor Santiago.