The Daily Mail cunts on Lourdes "Armpit Hair" Leon

Why isn't Madge calling her reductive or whatever?

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Old Hag Cries, 'I'll Never Stop Loving My Hairy Daughter!'

Unpopular opinion but I think I feel sorry for Lourdes. She's obviously been subject to her mother's relentless nagging her whole life. She's finally broken.

MADONNA’S DAUGHTER BARES UNDERARM GARDEN FOR MET

Why is she trying so hard to look like a trashy chola? She packed on the pounds fast and will be obese within a few years.

She looks more like Cher than Madonna.

Yes, but then again Madonna looks more like Cher lately than she looks like her old self.

This has been her look for years right? I would be more surprised if she showed up with waxed pits.

She's the hairiest woman I've ever laid eyes on!

Now here's an example of where Italian and Puerto Rican genetic virility is put to misuse in the female form.

Jojo the Dogfaced Girl

Elmer (r11) didn't you see her mother?

Her pit hair is maybe the most interesting thing about her, which is saying something. She looks like Jersey trash. Hanging out at the Bayonne Days Inn to service (poorly) her Johns.

She is so, so dead eyed. She makes a kardashian look animated.

Junkie hooker, great look.

She has all of the elegance of a trans hooker turning tricks on Soto Street.

She doesn't have a good body. Why does she keep taking her clothes off and staring vacantly at the camera?

I mean, she has an "okay" body for a hairdresser or some civilian occupation. Not for modeling and certainly not for modeling lingerie.

Seriously, why is this celebutant crotchfruit being foisted on us so much lately?! She is NOT attractive. And her constantly showing off her armpit hair...i guess that's her "Miley move" (sticking out her tongue constantly on camera).

omg! She looks tragic. Young Madonna wasn't a great beauty but she looked better than her daughter does now.

Young Madge had a great, natural rack and she was in shape.

She was a hairy beast, though. Lourdes comes by it honestly.

You know it is bad when your thong (are those still a thing?) looks more lie a diaper (for those light days)

*like

All woman have armpit hair. It's always ridiculous when people go mad when they glimpse it.

omg she plum nasty......sad

it's really not the fact that she HAS armpit hair; it's that she keeps lifting her arms to show it off and wearing bad cholo makeup and skimpy ass clothing. She's not attractive. She is like a fat Cher without any other talent other than being some model with a ton of hair. Surprised we haven't seen some crotch shot with pubic hair sticking out of the thong. At least Cher sang and had a talent other than just...whatever she's doing.

Lourdes = the love child of Rossy de Palma and Snookie

She looka like a man!

Can we add 'slatternly' to the drug-fucked hooker descriptions?

She's so unpleasant to look at I don't notice the clothes at all.

she definitely looks like a hooker ad in all pics i've seen of her recently. what are they thinking? what are they hoping to accomplish?

is she now a new yacht girl????

She nastay

Every time I see a photo of her I can almost smell her.

Same dead eyes as mummy dearest.

So stunning and brave!

She SMELLS. sorry, with that much armpit hair, you STINK to high heaven unless you bath twice a day. pubic hair/armpit: collect all the smells. I'll bet her assistants have a GREAT time working with her. if i let my pit hair grown even a week, the smell is atrocious. and hers is way more than mine.

The Daily Fail cunts on everybody who's left of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Lourdes is a genuinely lovely lady and the unshaven armpits may be an homage to her mom but the teal fetishwear and hot pink belly dance outfit do her no favors. Why? Because when Madonna wears skimpy provocative outfits, she's showcasing herself, because she is a star. When Lourdes wears them she's showcasing the outfits, because in spite of her famous mother, she's just another model in quotes.

For this she got into Laguardia High. the "Fame" school.

Those pics are horrible.

[Quote]is she now a new yacht girl????

Yacht?? I wouldn't even let her on my dinghy!

Sometimes she can look pretty, and sometimes like "Meth-addicted Stripper Found Dead Behind Dumpster".

Funny to see Madonnas' daughter doing Cher drag. And badly, really badly.

It's even funnier considering the nature of the Madge/Cher relationship.

She looks pretty good here. Purple is definitely her color!

That's a guy, right?

The $20 hooker look is all the rage. How else to explain sleazy slag Cardi B.

Cardi B is a total slag but she puts out music and has made a name for herself by herself. This unfortunate looking creature should ask mommy dearest for some money to spend on stylists and surgeons. She looks tragic.

I have to agree with r45. I don't care for her or her music, but she does actually make something that people value enough to buy. Maybe Lourdes can sell hair armpit action figures of herself.

Lourdes weaves lovely Afghan rugs from her body hair. She's a talent!

I have a few more snaps of her looking like this. But this really was the best (worst) one in a lot of ways. Will try to find them.

[quote]How many armpit hairs does Lourdes have?

Countless. Like the sharts on the Monday morning after a Super Bowl.

I seem to be one of a very few who finds a little pit hair sexy, so that doesn't bother me, tho the lifting the arm thing looks stupid. I just wish she would CLOSE HER MOUTH. The combination of dead eyes and a slack jaw makes her look lobotomized. She can't help it if she has no personality, but she CAN close her mouth.

It was like she was at the Porn Awards. Who sticks their tongue out on a formal Red Carpet?

A dumb slag R51.

But you’d think she’d have some awareness and media savvy, being the daughter of a one time media master manipulator.

She's not fat but that dress did not flatter her belly. Terrible design for her.

Ooh, let me put “cunts “ in my subject line.

That will get me views for my idiotic thread!

Weird.

She looks hard and matronly at the same time, years older than her actual age.

She's too plump and dead-eyed for it to be meth. Maybe she likes opiates too, like her Mom admitted to Jimmy Fallon.

She looks like Angelica's doll from Rugrats.

How can someone have so much money and yet, do everything in her power to look like a girl who was rejected from Jersey Shore for being too sleazy? She exudes vulgarity through every pore, even though she has theoretically received the best education that money can buy and allegedly, Madonna has been a very involved and strict mother.

Also, Madonna has never looked disgusting until now, when she is trying to emulate sleazy rappers in her 60s. Even during her S&M poseur days around 1991/93, she always had star quality and was careful about the way in which she presented herself. On the other hand, Lourdes just looks like a cheap, trashy guidette who is covered in fermented sweat, stale make up, Britney Spears perfume and burger grease.

yawn

If boys don't have to shave their underarms why should ladies

Brazen hussy!

R60 Who says men don't shave their armpit pubes!

She’s an attractive woman but model material? Really?

God, those eyebrows belong in the Portuguese navy.