Billie Eilish: Boobs

At 19 and 5-feet-3, she's fat! Can't imagine how massive she's going to be when she hits 25.

We’re gay. We don’t care about the boobies.

Per se, you fat whore.

Jenna Maroney: Balls.

She looks like. 40-50 year old woman, not a teenager.

Large breasts look matronly.

And she pings. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

Lolo Ferrari never looked matronly.

Having had big ungainly tits all my life, I totally sympathise. And understand why her music is such dirge.

It all seems like good fun and a bonus, until you get harassed and teased and leered at every day no matter what you wear or how you stand, and you can’t comfortably exercise or go out and have fun because they get in the way of everything you do. Even popping to the shops or walking the dog becomes fraught. Not to mention the backaches, the necessary underwires that cut, the wardrobe malfunctions...

The worst is yet to come for her, though. Waking up at 30 with exhausted Cooper’s ligaments is an awful shock.

I had a friend who had her build and who got a (free) breast reduction and looked 74738282% prettier and thinner. If you’re short then natural jugs that size only widen your frame.

Regardless of your height natural jugs that size are gonna look sloppy. If a chick is gonna have huge tits they better be fake concrete tits like Vicky Beckham!

She’s ugly.

Obviously you know nothing about women. Boobs on women are like the dick on men, it's valuated when it' s of certain size.

Didn't she once make a hoopla about wearing baggie clothes because she didn't want her body to be sexualized?

Moo-normous udders are so unattractive.

I wish she would go away. She's so unworthy of any adulation.

[quote]She’s super talented

Erm ... no.

What would be the point of getting a breast reduction to look more like a model, when she'll never look like a model without growing a foot taller?

They spent five weeks working out the dress, the hair and the makeup. You're supposed to gasp at the transformation and see her as a Marilyn-esque goddess, not a dumpy adolescent. But she's still a dumpy adolescent and pretending otherwise is delusional. The Met Gala show us that Wintour's vision isn't what it once was. Today it's a bunch of celeb nonentities dressed like fools and Billie Eilish becoming the object of a cargo cult. In a world beset by a pandemic, fascism and climate change devastation, this is a bad joke.

R17 … these are the options? Either look like a model or be a dumpster woman ?

boobs

Tits? Eeeeewwwww

Are you kidding with this? She looked great at the Met Gala. Sorry you don't like boobs; some of us do. Most of the internet thought she looked great.

She doesn't have to live up to some coked-out or heroin chic body type that you are projecting from the past.

OP, you reveal yourself as a fool when you type "per say."

It's "per se."

She looks alright when she sticks to her usual trash-bag and potato-sack outfits.

The late Mr. Paragon...

R22 Lipstick Alley is THATAWAY >>>>>>>>

She looks bad because she has a matronly figure which the retro look enhances and because her face is plain goofy looking. She looks too eager to please now as well.

In her her garbage bag clothes and green hair she looked like a mischievous teenager, and happier.

A patriotic song

Billie Ellish is built like a teapot and she looks old as hell. I don’t see Monroe, I see Doris Day.

OP why do you want to separate her from her bocacious ta-tas?

She's gonna look old to you until she doesn't, which if she takes care of herself means she can own her own lane until post-50 and not look dramatically older. It's some sort of freak Irish gene I also inherited so I sort of know of what I speak. Ask anyone I grew up with. I really did look about 35 by 18. I then added a few, and through the magic of fucking luck, looked the same from 35-52, plus a few lines and grey hair. The rest of my family? Not at all lucky.

#LepraKhan

If one does not have a waist in youth, one will be Sophie Tucker at 30.

R31 you're right, it's a Jewish thing too. See also Paul Rudd.

Only gay men think big boobs are unattractive. Women and straight men covet them

And I bet most of the eldergays shrieking at her are probably fatter than she is

Fuck off, you woman-hating boors.

Horrible, giant, droopy boobs. I love the design of the gown, but not her in it. She looks inflated.

I can't believe anyone finds BBB (BigBoobieBillie) attractive, in or out of that cinched creampuff.

She resembles Joanne Woodward in THE FUGITIVE KIND.

Not a compliment.

[quote]if she takes care of herself means she can own her own lane until post-50 and not look dramatically older. It's some sort of freak Irish gene I also inherited so I sort of know of what I speak

Sorry, but she’s going to age as well as Lindsay Lohan and the entire Kennedy family.

R22 I wasn’t saying she had to lose a pound.. I was saying she looks bigger because of those big ol titties.. reduce them to a full c and she’s look more proportioned. Don’t get your tits in a twist

At least she got rid of that awful hair and doesn’t stink anymore.

[quote]and doesn’t stink anymore.

Sure Jan.

That blonde color does nothing for her, neither does the shaggy cut

Her hair and makeup look dusty and powdery rather than dewy. Outdated-looking.

I’m all for her dunking the dumpster look but whoever has been doing her styling and hair and make up is making her look old and dumpy.

I liked her look for Ocean Eyes