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Say something nice, dammit

What's with all the pissiness in here today?

I challenge you to at least say one nice thing.

I'll start.

Congratulations, if you are reading this it means you are looking at the better side of the grass.

You're alive, be happy.

by Anonymousreply 44September 23, 2021 12:18 PM

[quote] if you are reading this it means you are looking at the better side of the grass.

Given that I'm reading your thread, I'm looking at the worst side of an ass.

by Anonymousreply 1September 21, 2021 1:23 AM

You have a perfect penis.

Even you, Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 2September 21, 2021 1:23 AM

Go fuck yourself, Op.

by Anonymousreply 3September 21, 2021 1:28 AM

I didn't masturbate for two weeks. Then I shot a load so powerfully it passed over my head and onto the wall behind me.

It's the nicest thing I've experienced in a couple of years.

by Anonymousreply 4September 21, 2021 1:43 AM

I saw Earth, Wind and Fire last night and it was banging’!

by Anonymousreply 5September 21, 2021 2:33 AM

I like your white-trash spelling of the word "dammit." I enjoy what commoners have done to the English language!

by Anonymousreply 6September 21, 2021 2:35 AM

I genuinely believe the U.S. is getting better under Biden's presidency. It may not be happening as quickly as I'd like, and I know there are some big battles coming, but I still think we're way better off with the orange turd out of office.

by Anonymousreply 7September 21, 2021 2:43 AM

Haven't we done this before?

by Anonymousreply 8September 21, 2021 4:27 AM

I have a purring, sleeping cat in my lap.

by Anonymousreply 9September 21, 2021 4:30 AM

"What's with all the pissiness in here today?"

OP, the canadian election brought an extra surge of rightwing troll activity today.

They don't bring out a lot of our 'sugar and spice and everything nice' side. They bring out our 'snips and snails and puppy dog tails' side.

by Anonymousreply 10September 21, 2021 4:45 AM

Be best, geyz.

by Anonymousreply 11September 21, 2021 4:47 AM

OP will never comprehend that we don't take orders from him.

He'll just keep issuing command after command expecting different results because he's FUCKING NUTS.

by Anonymousreply 12September 21, 2021 7:48 AM

[quote]Say something nice, dammit

I love it when you get all bossy and alpha, OP. Gives me wood.

by Anonymousreply 13September 21, 2021 11:09 AM

I absolutely love that there is a Block feature on this site so I can clear out the trolls!

by Anonymousreply 14September 21, 2021 2:46 PM

You faggots are the best fags that have ever graced this faggy world!

by Anonymousreply 15September 21, 2021 3:48 PM

Say something nice, dammit?

The Emmys are over.

by Anonymousreply 16September 21, 2021 8:26 PM

Fall is almost here and it won't be so fucking hot anymore.

by Anonymousreply 17September 21, 2021 8:41 PM

Today is the 1st day of the last part of your life.

by Anonymousreply 18September 21, 2021 8:44 PM

Ha R17, that's when we always get that final oven blast. Try again.

by Anonymousreply 19September 22, 2021 1:25 AM

I'm 52 and I refuse to become irrelevant. It's not easy but I refuse to just slowly wither away.

by Anonymousreply 20September 22, 2021 2:34 AM

Joan Crawford is dead. NICE!

by Anonymousreply 21September 22, 2021 2:36 AM

We are lucky to be alive during an era of modern medicine, science, and technology.

by Anonymousreply 22September 22, 2021 2:37 AM

[quote]I have a purring, sleeping cat in my lap.

I have a slurping, slobbering man-whore's face in my lap.

by Anonymousreply 23September 22, 2021 2:37 AM

I love the fact that now music is so much easier to access. I can find so much obscure music from around the world, and easily add it to my devices.

by Anonymousreply 24September 22, 2021 2:38 AM

Swan Song is a great movie about an old gay guy. I love Udo Keir.

by Anonymousreply 25September 22, 2021 2:45 AM

I went out to lunch today with friends; had been two months since we visited. Some gossip, some fun, some political analysis. And chocolate mousse for dessert. Nice.

by Anonymousreply 26September 22, 2021 2:47 AM

The full moon was beautiful last night and autumn arrives on Wednesday. I hope everyone is looking forward to sweater weather and their favorite warm beverage.

by Anonymousreply 27September 22, 2021 2:56 AM

r27:

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by Anonymousreply 28September 22, 2021 3:10 AM

i look forward to cradling my coffee mug, sitting on my window seat, looking out at the misty, grey day. A warm crackling fire and my little dog next to me.

by Anonymousreply 29September 22, 2021 3:48 AM

I’m peeling apples for a pie. My kitchen smells like cinnamon and lemon acidulated water. I’d like to invite all the posters over for some warm apple pie and vanilla ice cream to ring in autumn.

by Anonymousreply 30September 22, 2021 3:59 AM

It's pumpkin spice season!

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by Anonymousreply 31September 22, 2021 5:03 AM

Doing a happy dance! My partner is finally over COVID and I don't have to follow him around with a can of Lysol.

by Anonymousreply 32September 22, 2021 6:45 PM

You should be happy you didn’t get it and he didn’t die instead of your fucking can of Lysol.

by Anonymousreply 33September 22, 2021 7:11 PM

[quote] I’m peeling apples for a pie. I’d like to invite all the posters over for some warm apple pie and vanilla ice cream to ring in autumn.

Honey, you’re gonna have to peel an orchard if we’re all coming over.

by Anonymousreply 34September 22, 2021 7:49 PM

[quote] I went out to lunch today with friends;

Bitch. You lost my number or something?

by Anonymousreply 35September 22, 2021 7:49 PM

It's "DAMNIT, CHRISTINA! Say something nice or I'll send you packing, back to Mrs. Chadwick, where you found the BOYS and the BOOZE!"

by Anonymousreply 36September 22, 2021 7:54 PM

Don't swear, dear, it makes you sound cheap.

by Anonymousreply 37September 22, 2021 9:19 PM

Challenge accepted

There's a few posters here that I think are quite sexy going by their self descriptions, which I am inclined to believe going on their other posts

by Anonymousreply 38September 22, 2021 9:27 PM

Your basement smells lovely.

by Anonymousreply 39September 22, 2021 9:30 PM

I don't think it's wrong or crazy that I like the smell my own pits.

by Anonymousreply 40September 22, 2021 9:32 PM

R40 Ya nasty. And what does that have to do with saying something nice.

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by Anonymousreply 41September 23, 2021 1:33 AM

OP, your mom's not as ugly as I thought.

by Anonymousreply 42September 23, 2021 1:53 AM

R42 Oh man, you have NO idea.

by Anonymousreply 43September 23, 2021 2:34 AM

R42, put your spectacles on, dear.

by Anonymousreply 44September 23, 2021 12:18 PM
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