What's with all the pissiness in here today?
I challenge you to at least say one nice thing.
I'll start.
Congratulations, if you are reading this it means you are looking at the better side of the grass.
You're alive, be happy.
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What's with all the pissiness in here today?
I challenge you to at least say one nice thing.
I'll start.
Congratulations, if you are reading this it means you are looking at the better side of the grass.
You're alive, be happy.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 23, 2021 12:18 PM |
[quote] if you are reading this it means you are looking at the better side of the grass.
Given that I'm reading your thread, I'm looking at the worst side of an ass.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 21, 2021 1:23 AM |
You have a perfect penis.
Even you, Cheryl.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 21, 2021 1:23 AM |
Go fuck yourself, Op.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 21, 2021 1:28 AM |
I didn't masturbate for two weeks. Then I shot a load so powerfully it passed over my head and onto the wall behind me.
It's the nicest thing I've experienced in a couple of years.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 21, 2021 1:43 AM |
I saw Earth, Wind and Fire last night and it was banging’!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 21, 2021 2:33 AM |
I like your white-trash spelling of the word "dammit." I enjoy what commoners have done to the English language!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 21, 2021 2:35 AM |
I genuinely believe the U.S. is getting better under Biden's presidency. It may not be happening as quickly as I'd like, and I know there are some big battles coming, but I still think we're way better off with the orange turd out of office.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 21, 2021 2:43 AM |
Haven't we done this before?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 21, 2021 4:27 AM |
I have a purring, sleeping cat in my lap.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 21, 2021 4:30 AM |
"What's with all the pissiness in here today?"
OP, the canadian election brought an extra surge of rightwing troll activity today.
They don't bring out a lot of our 'sugar and spice and everything nice' side. They bring out our 'snips and snails and puppy dog tails' side.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 21, 2021 4:45 AM |
Be best, geyz.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 21, 2021 4:47 AM |
OP will never comprehend that we don't take orders from him.
He'll just keep issuing command after command expecting different results because he's FUCKING NUTS.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 21, 2021 7:48 AM |
[quote]Say something nice, dammit
I love it when you get all bossy and alpha, OP. Gives me wood.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 21, 2021 11:09 AM |
I absolutely love that there is a Block feature on this site so I can clear out the trolls!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 21, 2021 2:46 PM |
You faggots are the best fags that have ever graced this faggy world!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 21, 2021 3:48 PM |
Say something nice, dammit?
The Emmys are over.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 21, 2021 8:26 PM |
Fall is almost here and it won't be so fucking hot anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 21, 2021 8:41 PM |
Today is the 1st day of the last part of your life.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 21, 2021 8:44 PM |
Ha R17, that's when we always get that final oven blast. Try again.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 22, 2021 1:25 AM |
I'm 52 and I refuse to become irrelevant. It's not easy but I refuse to just slowly wither away.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 22, 2021 2:34 AM |
Joan Crawford is dead. NICE!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 22, 2021 2:36 AM |
We are lucky to be alive during an era of modern medicine, science, and technology.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 22, 2021 2:37 AM |
[quote]I have a purring, sleeping cat in my lap.
I have a slurping, slobbering man-whore's face in my lap.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 22, 2021 2:37 AM |
I love the fact that now music is so much easier to access. I can find so much obscure music from around the world, and easily add it to my devices.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 22, 2021 2:38 AM |
Swan Song is a great movie about an old gay guy. I love Udo Keir.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 22, 2021 2:45 AM |
I went out to lunch today with friends; had been two months since we visited. Some gossip, some fun, some political analysis. And chocolate mousse for dessert. Nice.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 22, 2021 2:47 AM |
The full moon was beautiful last night and autumn arrives on Wednesday. I hope everyone is looking forward to sweater weather and their favorite warm beverage.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 22, 2021 2:56 AM |
i look forward to cradling my coffee mug, sitting on my window seat, looking out at the misty, grey day. A warm crackling fire and my little dog next to me.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 22, 2021 3:48 AM |
I’m peeling apples for a pie. My kitchen smells like cinnamon and lemon acidulated water. I’d like to invite all the posters over for some warm apple pie and vanilla ice cream to ring in autumn.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 22, 2021 3:59 AM |
Doing a happy dance! My partner is finally over COVID and I don't have to follow him around with a can of Lysol.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 22, 2021 6:45 PM |
You should be happy you didn’t get it and he didn’t die instead of your fucking can of Lysol.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 22, 2021 7:11 PM |
[quote] I’m peeling apples for a pie. I’d like to invite all the posters over for some warm apple pie and vanilla ice cream to ring in autumn.
Honey, you’re gonna have to peel an orchard if we’re all coming over.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 22, 2021 7:49 PM |
[quote] I went out to lunch today with friends;
Bitch. You lost my number or something?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 22, 2021 7:49 PM |
It's "DAMNIT, CHRISTINA! Say something nice or I'll send you packing, back to Mrs. Chadwick, where you found the BOYS and the BOOZE!"
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 22, 2021 7:54 PM |
Don't swear, dear, it makes you sound cheap.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 22, 2021 9:19 PM |
Challenge accepted
There's a few posters here that I think are quite sexy going by their self descriptions, which I am inclined to believe going on their other posts
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 22, 2021 9:27 PM |
Your basement smells lovely.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 22, 2021 9:30 PM |
I don't think it's wrong or crazy that I like the smell my own pits.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 22, 2021 9:32 PM |
R40 Ya nasty. And what does that have to do with saying something nice.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 23, 2021 1:33 AM |
OP, your mom's not as ugly as I thought.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 23, 2021 1:53 AM |
R42 Oh man, you have NO idea.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 23, 2021 2:34 AM |
R42, put your spectacles on, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 23, 2021 12:18 PM |
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