Amy Schumer has uterus and appendix removed

Someone needed to post this:

Seriously does every woman have this issue nowadays? I have a feeling birth control or some other outside issue is causing this

Does Gregg have any recipes for the uterus?

Cod heads and uterus steamed in a Dutch oven with, perhaps, fennel and tomato paste?

Ok usually I love roasting Big Amy and her parallel-thinking, but even I clutched my womb in sympathy reading that. It’s a fucking curse having this equipment, you don’t even know.

R2 yep I share your suspicion. Almost every woman I know on pills or with an IUD is noticeably less well than those without. Coil and diaphragms all day.

R2, the popular hypothesis is that in ye olden days, women entered puberty later and then most of them were more or less perpetually pregnant until menopause. Meaning, they didn't menstruate all that often during their adulthood. Now girls enter puberty years earlier, and since the vast majority have zero to two children, they're menstruating regularly, and it's causing issues. (Menstrual blood and tissue can backwash into the abdominal cavity via the Fallopian tubes, where it can implant and wreak havoc, since it still responds to hormones, leading to bleeding, scarring, and pain.

I preferred the days when women just said they were going into the hospital for a "rest" and left it at that.

She’s kind of annoying, but I had a friend Diane who had endometriosis before it was widely known as such — I mean, reading about it now, it’s just totally obvious that’s what she had.

She was relentlessly put down by people who called her lazy or a weakling, and other women were the absolute worst when it came to this. I was very fond of her so I’m glad she’s been vindicated.

I remember what a nightmare it was for Diane, so I have a bit of sympathy for Amy. She’s still kind of annoying though.

😴 Gay men pretending to be experts on the female anatomy and psyche.

She should've told the doctors "leave the uterus & appendix, remove my face!"

Did they make something new and exciting out of what was left?

Actually birth control pills are used to treat endometriosis.

Of course Amy wouldn't be interested, because she's been trying to have another kid with her Aspie husband for years.

Youch. Sounds painful as hell.

They can join her talent.

She wasn't going to be out-clicked on Insta by that bitch Lens.

Well, that's one way to lose weight.

R3, NOT tomato paste. Who are you, Dion Lucas?

FRESH plum tomatoes, seeded, drained and chopped.

Is a uterus the same as a fatgirl's spermy snack purse?

In which case I'm surprised she didn't ask for a transplant with a size-up.

She should dry it then powder it and put it in gel caps, then feed it to Kim K.

I hope she donated it to science!

She looks like Mama June.

[quote]The actress has previously opened up...

Apparently, she's always opening up

At least she finally lost some weight...

If it's something that needs more awareness, I'm happy she shared her story.

Why didn't the doctor also give her a liposuction at a discount price?

She's just trying to one-up Lens who got all that attention for having an ovary removed.

Oh please this has been done. Lens Dunham did it years ago.

Get a new act Amy.

I don't mind her sharing it for the ladies. I just ignore as it doesn't apply to me.

I can't believe Anthony Jeselnik dated her. What was he thinking?

I like her honesty. It's hard to put yourself out there as she has for past few years.

does that mean she can't have kids the natural way anymore?

I'm sure her husband is relieved he won't have to fuck her anymore.

Hell, I'm relieved for him.

why appendix? that female problem affected it?

She was hungry during the operation and wanted a snack.

It only makes her lovelier than evah.

r3 & r16, you stuff the uterus with prunes before poaching it in tomato sauce: utérus fourré aux pruneaux à la greg.

R35. we do not ascribe to the "Greg the Energy Vampire" method of treating uteri as haggis.

A uterus must (must) be dealt with like the leather egg sac it is. It's lady chitterlings, in a non-anatomical sense, and must be cleaned, parboiled and scraped to remove any errant hair and hauntings, sliced into strips and braised with other ingredients than tomatoes and prunes (the acid of the former toughens and the sweetness of the prunes trigger projectile vomiting when sniffed in the pot).

We give ours 12 hours over a hot wood fire in the outdoors cauldron and check it every six hours after that.

It's soul food. Because it held little two-celled souls.

[quote]Menstrual blood and tissue can backwash into the abdominal cavity via the Fallopian tubes

Holy mother of god, I looked this up because I thought surely it can't be right, but it's true, and it happens to most women.

[quote] Does Gregg have any recipes for the uterus?

Please, don't encourage him.

Does that mean she's stopped being a cunt?

Maybe women should return to the menses hut method and let it all bleed out freely and fragrantly.

She's become the woman she used to make fun of.

[quote]She's just trying to one-up Lens who got all that attention for having an ovary removed.

Lens gained about 100 pounds after her hysterectomy. So maybe Amy should try to pack on 150.

What’s wrong with Amy’s face now, was that a result of the lady parts being taken out? Is she on a lot of steroids or some kind of anti rejection drugs like Selena?

No makeup, R43? The DM posted this picture two days ago, she looks healthier.

She should also keep her penchant for stealing material from other comedians to herself.

Gays are such haters. I think it's great that Amy puts herself out there, raising awareness of endometriosis. Women's health is often overlooked, and doctors in the past (and evidently the gays of today) would routinely tell women to just suffer in silence. Have you seen those YouTube videos of men experiencing the joys of labor? We pussies can't even get to a level 4 on the dial without wussing out.

She has a cheek like a Westphalian ham.

R47 You’re saying she’s not Kosher?

I think she had her funny bone amputated, too. What happened to the cynical, sarcastic Amy? Now she's a fat frau.

Does her pussy stink?

Has she commented on the latest bra no makeup family picture of Hilaria?

Amy Schumerus?