Mary Elizabeth Winstead & Ewan

Call me a cuck, will ya? Fuck the woman of my dreams behind my back, will ya?

(Please call me a cuck. Please keep doing the fucking-of-her thing.)

Hate them both and won't watch anything with either of them.

Dueling pompadours.

I hope to hear the whole story behind this one day.

“If he did it with you, he’ll do it to you”.

Sadly, Ewan has gone Hollywood, and like Adele and Prince Harry, takes himself very seriously these days.

When you can't have the piss taken out of you, as back in Blighty, you're no longer interesting.

Did she buy Joan's greasy headboard too?

This wasn't just a random affair (though that would still be interesting). It was cold and calculating. I would like to hear Riley Stearns side of the story.

Winstead is so profoundly boring. Even an affair with a rich and famous married man couldn't make her exciting. She has one of those faces that you forget 2 minutes after seeing it.

MEW is a creepy thing.

Ewan McGregor who was once so natural looking is looking so freaky these days. Those horrible whiter than whiter teeth he sports now are very distracting.

I used to like McGregor but can't stand him now and MEW has always been a nothing and only gained attention through her sin with McGregor.

I buy the theory that McGregor and his wife had an open marriage (mostly, if not entirely on his end) but he screwed it up by falling in love with one of his sidepieces and getting careless with the paparazzi.

She probably thinks she changed him, but 99% of men are only as faithful as their options. Unless they have an open relationship as well? I doubt it. She probably should have stuck with Riley.

I don't r11.

McGregor was absolutely brilliant in 'Halston' and that's all I care about. His private life is his problem.

Hum...

Wait. You mean Ewen was straight all this time?

The frau hand on a guy's chest is so fucking FRAU. I loathe the HETs.

R9 Bullshit. I still remember first time seeing her in those shitty Scott Pilgrim vs. the World and Dead Proof. Later in Cloverfield and Fargo. She was great. I think she's one of the most attractive actresses working today.

His supposed younger girlfriend looks as old as him. I notice most age gap Hollywood relationships the younger woman looks older than her supposed age.

Are his eyes so wrecked/puffy he needs sun glasses?

Is he still showing peen?

That pose reminds me of this:

He married Eve in his mid-20s in the first flush of his stardom. It was a shotgun wedding. She kept him as long as she did by being accommodating about his extracurricular activities, but she had to know it wouldn't last forever. Being older than him doesn't help, either: A lot of men take off when the wife hits menopause, especially if they are still in their prime. She took him to the cleaners with the divorce and is set for life, so IDK why she's complaining.

MEW gave him the son he no doubt always wanted. She's set too.

R23 He had four kids. How the fuck would you know "he no doubt always wanted" a son?

Ewan McGregor always gave me bi vibes. I am sure he is no stranger to dicks.

She's a whore. He's a jerk.

They deserve each other.

[quote] Ewan McGregor always gave me bi vibes. I am sure he is no stranger to dicks.

An actor friend of mine (who is very straight) got hit on him in the early 00s during some industry event. He asked me if Ewen was gay and I was "Bitch, you think we all know each other? I don't know. He pings so probably."

Because all straight men do, R24.

Oh, and McGregor has five kids.

He was briefly relevant after Trainspotting, but never lived up to his initial hype. He seemed difficult to cast in Hollywood movies, he has enormous presence but seems rather limited.

And I would bet my mortgage he’s already cheated on her.

I love her dress and his shoes in that pic. He gets on my nerves now,but i was mad for him during Moulin Rouge . I hated Trainspotting.

I had to let Ewans pants out in the crotch. Who says things shrink as we age?

He named his son Laurie! 😬

[quote] She probably should have stuck with Riley.

Probably, but women always want to trade up status-wise. Even if it makes them miserable, they can't help themselves.

R28 That is bullshit. I am straight and I don't want kids. But if I did, I would want a daughter, not a son. So you don't know what the hell you are talking about.

Not a single post of Ewan's Pinga In Its Prime?!

Her first husband is so FUCKING hot. He wrote "The Art of Self-Defense."

R11, I read somewhere that his kids found out and got really angry. My guess is that’s what really ended the marriage. Kids throwing a fit and not letting it go.

One gave an interview saying they were just furious about “what he did to their mother.” It seems really obvious he fucked anything that moved for decades, and she must have known, but this kid thinks their mother is the Virgin Mary(!) and didn’t know. Or this was the first time, ever. The delusion was strong with that one.

R38 Cause you know him personally and know that he cheated on his wife for decades, right? Just shut the hell up.

ALL men cheat R39 . Gay,straight,bi whatever. Its the nature of the beast.

^ Oh, I see, you are an idiot. You should have said that right away.

Even if his wife knew, I doubt she was happy about it. She just tolerated it for the fame, money, having a family unit. He's a weird guy. I remember some interview where he said he would walk around nude in front of his kids and said that it's normal and Americans are prudes.

What is NEW having a boy or a girl?

Hope it's a girl. Ewan will dump her and move on.

If you block the poster who freaks out when anyone says anything remotely negative about Ewan, all the crazy goes away.

Esther and Clara should be annoyed. Every time their father adopts or spawns another kid, their inheritance is a little bit smaller.

[quote]Her first husband is so FUCKING hot. He wrote "The Art of Self-Defense."

He didn't look that good when they were together. He was nebbishy. He went through a post-divorce glow up.

Riley has directed three feature length films. "Faults" and "The Art of Self-Defense" received solid reviews. Hs third entitled "Duel" will play at Sundance next month.

Well, I’d go for Riley over today’s Ewan if I had the choice.

Might still take late ‘90s Ewan. If I had the choice.

R47, Duel? Is that movie with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon? That movie flopped

I think Ewan's kids have warmed up to the stepmother. I saw a picture of one of his daughter's and her new half sibling

R18 needs glasses

R49 No. It's not.

R50 No, I don't. You need a better taste.

I don't really care, but it always smacks of desperation when an aging, once promising (but now not so promising) actor ditches the wife & his kids, gets a new wife + baby and starts dressing like he's 20 again. I think James MacAvoy similarly traded in the old ball & chain for a newer, sleeker version, but at least he's low key & subtle. This just seems tacky

Well, Stearns is dreamy AF. I'd take him over most.

That is my FAVORITE body type on a man R54 ! My 1st true love was built just like that when we met (until 12 years of my cooking took him from 6'2 ,165 to 245!) He carried it well though.

Oops, I meant "Dual."

The pose and hauteur remind me of another, rather different yet something about them is similar couple

Apparently he likes 'em plain as white bread.

R58 Nothing about her is plain.

Everything about her is plain r59.Alt he to be fair, he is no prize in looks either here.

R60 What is so plain about her? Is she too white and not "exotic" enough for you. Plain is someone that looks like every other housewife. And she definitely doesn't come close to that. She has a very specific look.

She just doesn't pop. She's good looking enough but she has not "it" quality. She wouldn't stand out in a crowd of 10 other women her age and size. Sorry, but that's the truth.

R62 That's the truth cause you say so? Then I say she would definitely stand out. Sorry, but that's the truth.

She has a nice body but she is not particularly beautiful. R63 is 100% right. Her youth is what did it for Ewan.

I meant R58 was right - she is nothing special. She looks like she works at J Crew.

R64 Except for her gorgeous face, beautiful smile, big dreamy eyes..you mean?

R63 Obviously you have mediocre taste in women and that's the truth. That's OK, though, you're entitled to your poor opinion.

Are you fucking her R66? You seem deeply invested. Ok - in that pic she looks like she works at Anthropologie. Great hair and makeup and not a stunner in any way.

Stunning women - Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman, Thandie Newton, Chanel Man, Zoe Saldana, Zendaya, Olivia Wilde.

She's pretty enough,but I dont see what was worth homewrecking for.

Chanel Iman

Plain women can be fuckable too. But they are still plain.

Ewan "flung" with Nic on Moulin Rouge

He "flung" with MEW on Fargo

Most likely he will "fling" with someone else later, good luck and godspeed, to this version of Sean Young. Your man's pants are too short. HTH.

That's a nice gown the homewrecker is wearing. MEW is a decent actress in the films I've seen. She's pretty, but it's a generic prettiness to me. Without the makeup and styling, she would be interchangeable with other actresses.

She is just a younger version of his first wife. They look alike.

R69 MEW is hotter than all those women you mentioned.

She is hotter than exactly none of them

R77 Buy some eyes.

Does he know Ioan Gruffudd?

Whenever I watch a movie she's in I forget about her and the movie the next hour.

^^he’s been cruel, posting his shit on IG how he’s the happiest he’s ever been. There’s no need to rub it in his ex wife’s face publicly.

Ewan and Hayden fucked while making the Star Wars movies.

Like a lot of couples, regardless of sexual orientation, there's some version of Lesbian Bed Death involved. She was probably sexual dynamite to him- popped that baby out right quick.

I will bear many sons! Isis has told me!

R2 Had they not been famous—and hence might have gotten away with it—they would have had their (now ex) spouses killed so they could be together.

R55 Nancy, please tell us more about Ronnie.

R62 Agree with you. She has little screen charisma—no spark—her acting seems overly calculated and controlled. I would like her work better if she exhibited a bit more of herself in her roles. Her early career seemed to exist to fulfill a younger version of a type…or a more bargain version of one of her contemporaries.

This wasn’t really about her, it was about him. She was just in the right place at the right time for a guy who wanted out of his marriage or wanted to try and recapture his youth.

Irony, r85--- THEN they would have become famous!

I think they both wanted out of their marriages. He wanted someone younger and she wanted someone richer and more famous.

R90 Maybe they had really, really good sex, too.

She did this small movie called All About Nina a couple of years ago where she played a shock comic and she was great in it, so she is capable in the right role - she has made some really boring choices though (or just fallen into always being the second and third choice for things that other people pass over, more likely)

At least she got a child out of this, good for her. I liked her in a little LA-based film called Alex of Venice. I wonder if she'll be Ewan's marital "final stop" – you know how these guys always eventually settle down for good at a certain age when they need a sort of caretaker. See: Rod and Penny Stewart.

Lots of men stay in marriages thinking it "will do" until they meet someone they fall in love with and then it won't do anymore.

Maybe she excites him creatively too? That can be a thing.

Ewan's head looks enormous there, topped by the big pompadour.

Lol. They look kind of ridiculous in that photo. Are they taking the piss?

In the OP photo he looks like a rapidly aging 50-something trying desperately to look young and hip, and she looks like she's attempting an Alexis Carrington in that dress. They couldn't look more out of fashion synch if they tried.

I can never remember what she looks like. And then when I see her name attached to her photo, I always think she should look WASPier than she does.

That's all I have to offer.

Not so much now, but Winstead was once quite attractive in a girl-next-door sort of way. But I've never been too impressed with her acting -rather vanilla and not particularly charismatic.

Is he wearing spats?

Winstead lost too much weight. I think it started around the time she hooked up with McGregor.

The new one's okay I guess. She's nothing special to look at, just your average, reasonably pretty, bland, actress.

Is Ewan even alive in OP pic? She looks like she’s holding up a plastic store mannequin.