Blind item: Guess the singer telling everything

JANET

Eminem.

It's all I can think of for 'alliterate.' MM.

Loretta Lynn?

It's supposed to be Janet, but there's no way she's telling "everything."

Oh, Janet. Ha.

Please. She was raised in a cult and she married a repressive Muslim man and her brother is...well, no, she ain't telling everything.

The hook will be the harrowing tale of giving birth at 50 and how much motherhood has changed her. 🙄

Better than anything Madonna has given us.

Janet's doc will probably milk the Timberlake stunt and the way the media treated her, maybe talk about the abusive dad, but there is no way she'll tell EVERYTHING. She enabled and defended MJ until he died and continues to do so.

This feels like one of those emailed blinds.

We don’t know if MJ did it.

Its Dionne Warwick

Tina

Betty Lynn

Tony Bennett.

It has to be Melba Moore. Do you mooks even know what alliterative means??

Indeed, r13

Ok...does he mean illiterate or alliterative? I’m a mook?

R8, yes, we do. He did it. He was obsessed with little boys. End of discussion.

If he's talking Janet, he means illiterate.

And fat.

[quote] We don’t know if MJ did it.

Janet will likely defend Michael. I think she'll finally talk in detail about Joe's abuse.

Gloria Gaynor

If Janet so much as implies that the "wardrobe malfunction" wasn't planned, she needs to be slapped.

[quote]CDAN

Ugh...

It is Carl Carlton.

Duh!

Are you guys high?

It's obviously Adam Ant.

Debbie Dharry

Kim Karnes

Karen Karpenter

Fuck you all.

I thought they meant "illiterate" at first and immediately thought of Cher.

It's obviously Janet

Taylor Twift

Sancy Sinatra

Karole King

So does this mean she’s going to own up to giving away her kid? Doubt it.

E. G. Daily?

Anne Murray. She's got some serious T to spill...

Play the game R35.

It’s Mann Murray.

You can tell who here do not know the meaning of alliterative.

It's Tiny Tim, bitches.

Is Janet going to admit she planned to show her titty and didn't quite get the reaction she expected?

Duran Duran

It's obviously Janet but she's not going to tell all. Not as long as any of her brothers are alive.

This is so obviously going to be about Wendy O. Williams.

It's Lola Heatherton, and she is spilling the DIRT about Bobby Bittman and Johnny LaRue! She did not want to BEAR THEIR CHILDREN!

Bobby Brown, anyone?

Lorna Luft? What could she possibly tell?

Patti Page

Fuck you very much.

Wanessa Williams or Hitney Houston!!

[quote]Ok...does he mean illiterate or alliterative?

Fantasia Farino?

Rick Springfield?

Deanna Durbin

Gogi Grant.

Yoko Ono

I want to play Janet Jackson. I would be perfect.

Nana Mouskouri?

Diamanda Galas?

Ethel Mermen?

Mandy Moore

I was molested.

Joni Jitchell?

60 replies and no one's mentioned the obvious: Linda Lavin? I mean does anyone NOT think of her as a singer?

Jermaine Jackson? Jackie Jackson?

Joyce Drake

Jann Jillian

Juice Jewton

Janet is going to finally admit she's Jabba.

It's Petula!

Doris Day?

Tina Turner

It's definitely Mandy Moore. She's going to list everything Chrissy eats on set and reveal all the sex she has with all those men who are driven wild by her curves (or so we're told on every Chrissy thread).

Or it could be GermanGayGuy with the scoop on some obscure yodeling Deutschlander.

Maybe it's Joe Jonas. I'd like to know all about Nick and Priyanka's marriage, and how they're keeping that sham alive.

Bobby Brown

Is Dolly coming out?

Jermajesty Jackson? Does he sing?

Sting?

Bono?

Cher?

Lizzo?

Adele?

Melissa Manchester

Joan Jett

Is Marilyn Manson going to try to clear things up now?

R61, you beat me to it. "There's a NOO book in town, and it's selling ....good."

Kelly Clarkson. She needs some money after the divorce. Let's hear about all the shit that down in Season 1 of American Idol.

[quote]alliterate

You retards make me sad.

Lorna Luft is naming everybody who molested her over the years, and the list is LONG and shocking.

Cheech & Chong?

Cherilyn Sarkisian

Janis Joplin

Tommy Tune

Delores DeLago

Tammi Terrell

I was gonna guess Fantasia but then I realized it says ALLIterate.

Jack Jones

Roslyn Kind

Tanya Tucker!

Martha stewart

Googie Gomez!

Marilyn McCoo

She will tell all about her "Solid Gold" feud with Dionne and Andy Gibb's self-destructive nature.

[quote] alliterate

OH, DEAR!

[quote]OH, DEAR!

R100, you are a colossal fucking retard moron and there isn't a big enough number to count the levels of that retardation.

Not only have you not followed the fucking THEME of the thread you clearly didn't even attempt to find out if alliterate or alliterative is even a real word.

You seriously need to fucking leave the thread. Don't die in a grease fire or eat your gun, just leave.

Jack Johnson

Vivian Vance

Lennifer Lopez

Barbara Bush

This is most likely Toni Tennille. She's going to share all of The Captain's private kinks. I also think she was a willing participant.

That's a very generic blind item.

I didn't know Barbara Barrie sang.