…i have terrible terrible news.
Everybody loves a clown, so why don’t you?
🙀
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 16, 2021 5:10 PM |
Will Mr. Haha attend the funeral?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 16, 2021 5:11 PM |
Thoughts and prayers.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 16, 2021 5:11 PM |
Send in the clowns.,.
to the ICU.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 16, 2021 5:11 PM |
A little song.
A little dance.
A little seltzer down your pants.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 16, 2021 5:12 PM |
"A little song, a little dance/A little ivermectin down your pants..."
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 16, 2021 5:13 PM |
Fuck her. I'm glad she's dead.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 16, 2021 5:18 PM |
Ooo I hope she takes down the rest of the Villages with her.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 16, 2021 5:21 PM |
She's forcing the other angels to hear her play the mandolin and making jokes to them owning the libs in heaven now.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 16, 2021 5:21 PM |
Hahahahaha!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 16, 2021 5:22 PM |
Clots & Prayers
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 16, 2021 5:31 PM |
Aw, too bad. Stupidity can be fatal. And here she thought she was the clever one. Oops.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 16, 2021 5:32 PM |
Great post title - this will surely help when people try to search and avoid this same article being shared 7 times
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 16, 2021 5:32 PM |
I guess heaven needed another clown.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 16, 2021 5:34 PM |
My stars, the darwin awards are having a record-breaking year.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 16, 2021 5:47 PM |
Can we just save some time and medical bills and have all of these cretins die at home in bed on the same day?
Bring out yer dead.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 16, 2021 5:50 PM |
That's what she gets for clownin' around!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 16, 2021 5:53 PM |
She got not just the Darwin Award, but the Herman Cain award too!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 16, 2021 5:53 PM |
The Day The Clown Died
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 16, 2021 5:59 PM |
Love the website. All those dead creeps.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 16, 2021 6:31 PM |
Thoughts and giggles.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 16, 2021 6:33 PM |
In honor of Truffles, METV is airing the Chuckles Bites the Dust episode of MTM right now. Seriously.
Or it’s one of those wonderful coincidences.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 16, 2021 6:42 PM |
She could go a little heavier on the makeup.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 16, 2021 6:45 PM |
I thought you said "terrible" news.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 16, 2021 6:48 PM |
You made my day, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 16, 2021 6:51 PM |
OP, you’re hung up on some clown from the ‘20s, man!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 16, 2021 6:55 PM |
She finally brought smiles to so many people's faces!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 16, 2021 6:56 PM |
Oh well, I guess she won’t be seeing Nicki Minaj on tour.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 16, 2021 7:00 PM |
She finally made me laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 16, 2021 7:01 PM |
When visiting my in-laws in Florida, I went to a fastfood restaurant. There was lady dressed as a clown giving balloons to kids. She gave me her card, which said "Clowning for Jesus."
I thought WTF!!! I still have that card and laugh every time I see it.
Sadly, she wasn't Truffles
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 16, 2021 7:02 PM |
Better than being "shelled to death" by a rogue elephant.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 16, 2021 7:13 PM |
[quote] Well, we just lost Truffles aka Denise Lyonnais to COVID
She may have been lost, but ain’t nobody lookin’ for her!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 16, 2021 7:18 PM |
Laugh and the world laughs with you…
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 16, 2021 7:25 PM |
OMG Republicans for the last, five years have been the world's GREATEST joke writers and NONE OF IT was on purpose!!!
The gags just write themselves when Deplorables just BE themselves. It's all a pitch-black comedy shitshow!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 16, 2021 7:27 PM |
It could have been worse. She could have come dressed as Peter Peanut.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 16, 2021 7:29 PM |
I co-sign r8's sentiments.
The place is a cesspool of demon repugs.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 16, 2021 7:35 PM |
Village Resident: There's a lot of old people in Florida, right?
Truffles: Not anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 16, 2021 7:38 PM |
COVID-19 = pig!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 16, 2021 7:45 PM |
I don't necessarily look forward to these increasingly regular posts, but when I do come across them, John Deacon's bass riff inevitably pops into my head.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 16, 2021 7:53 PM |
[quote] She lived in the Florida retirement community "The Villages" and entertained gatherings and parties as the Clown "Truffles."
Allegedly entertained
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 16, 2021 7:58 PM |
“Look Daddy, teacher says whenever a clown dies, a Democrat smiles!”
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 16, 2021 7:59 PM |
^That was pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 16, 2021 8:01 PM |
"Look Datalounge, every time a murderous antivaxxer plague spreading cunt dies and is rightful mocked, a Republican troll loses his shit."
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 16, 2021 8:04 PM |
And now I rise from the dead! 🤡
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 16, 2021 8:05 PM |
The Roar of the Greasepaint, The Smell of Intubated Elderly Clowns Shitting Themselves on an ECMO
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 16, 2021 8:06 PM |
If only she had been dewormed.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 16, 2021 8:11 PM |
Isn't it rich!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 16, 2021 8:17 PM |
There was always some deeper meaning to whatever Truffles did
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 16, 2021 8:18 PM |
"Cathy's Clown" was on her ipod
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 16, 2021 8:21 PM |
I wonder how many anti-vaxxer geniuses like her live in the Villages. After all, the orange blob said that covid wasn't serious and he never lies.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 16, 2021 8:29 PM |
She died because the hospital staff wouldn't give her ivermectin.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 16, 2021 8:39 PM |
Why wouldn't you listen to us, Truffles?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 16, 2021 8:57 PM |
Honk honk!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 16, 2021 9:19 PM |
Has Ronald MacDonald commented?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 16, 2021 9:56 PM |
Raggedy Dead.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 16, 2021 9:58 PM |
R49 Leave Ann Coulter is out of this!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 16, 2021 10:00 PM |
[Quote] Leave Ann Coulter is out of this!
Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 16, 2021 10:01 PM |
[quote] Has Ronald MacDonald commented?
Yes. He said “spell my name right, you big dummy.”
He sounded a lot like Fred Sanford for some reason.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 16, 2021 10:02 PM |
As Texas Lt Gov said
[quote] “there are more important things than living and that’s saving this country”
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 16, 2021 10:08 PM |
I really don’t know clowns, at all…
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 16, 2021 10:13 PM |
[quote]She got not just the Darwin Award, but the Herman Cain award too!
So what's the COVID equivalent of an EGOT?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 16, 2021 10:17 PM |
An ECMO?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 16, 2021 10:31 PM |
[quote]An ECMO?
Advanced respiration system for advanced COVID patients.
[quote]ECMO stands for extracorporeal membrane oxygenation. The ECMO machine is similar to the heart-lung by-pass machine used in open-heart surgery. It pumps and oxygenates a patient's blood outside the body, allowing the heart and lungs to rest.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 16, 2021 10:38 PM |
Um, thanks, I guess?
I was answering r64’s question.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 16, 2021 10:41 PM |
[quote]Um, thanks, I guess? I was answering [R64]’s question.
So you were. #context
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 16, 2021 10:45 PM |
I only remember her as the bitch at the Trump parade
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 16, 2021 10:48 PM |
I still luv ya anyway, r68.
Maybe someone didn’t know what it was, so either way it helped.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 16, 2021 10:54 PM |
[quote]Maybe someone didn’t know what it was, so either way it helped.
If I can't get laid, the least I can do is inform.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 16, 2021 11:01 PM |
At least she finally did something funny.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 16, 2021 11:02 PM |
That's what the cunt gets for voting for Orange Shitgibbon and DeathSantis.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 16, 2021 11:14 PM |
[quote] a resident of the Florida retirement community "The Villages"
Where I'm sure her day job was questioning "suspicious" black residents as to whether or not they actually lived there.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 16, 2021 11:19 PM |
Never more shall her bicycle horn squeak!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 16, 2021 11:47 PM |
Why do I hate this woman? I know.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 17, 2021 1:20 AM |
If only she had tried ivermectin, bleach, light therapy, etc
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 17, 2021 1:29 AM |
Ku Klux Klown takes a dirt nap.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 17, 2021 2:20 AM |
Her death was like her life: a bad comedy.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 17, 2021 2:32 AM |
Hard to believe such ignorance and stupidity.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 17, 2021 2:36 AM |
Mine is the most sincere laugh Truffles ever got.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 17, 2021 2:49 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 17, 2021 2:50 AM |
I have absolutely no sympathy for her.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 17, 2021 3:11 AM |
The Tears of a Clown.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 17, 2021 7:18 AM |
Per the article:
Her close friend, Ronald McDonald, urged her to get the vaccine. Mr McDonald said, “When I approached her about getting vaxxed, she just made a balloon animal and hit me in the face with a pie.”
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 17, 2021 7:26 AM |
^ Hell is getting awfully crowded.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 17, 2021 10:51 PM |
We got room, don’t worry.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 17, 2021 11:27 PM |