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Hey everyone…

…i have terrible terrible news.

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by Anonymousreply 91September 17, 2021 11:27 PM

Everybody loves a clown, so why don’t you?

🙀

by Anonymousreply 1September 16, 2021 5:10 PM

Will Mr. Haha attend the funeral?

by Anonymousreply 2September 16, 2021 5:11 PM

Thoughts and prayers.

by Anonymousreply 3September 16, 2021 5:11 PM

Send in the clowns.,.

to the ICU.

by Anonymousreply 4September 16, 2021 5:11 PM

A little song.

A little dance.

A little seltzer down your pants.

by Anonymousreply 5September 16, 2021 5:12 PM

"A little song, a little dance/A little ivermectin down your pants..."

by Anonymousreply 6September 16, 2021 5:13 PM

Fuck her. I'm glad she's dead.

by Anonymousreply 7September 16, 2021 5:18 PM

Ooo I hope she takes down the rest of the Villages with her.

by Anonymousreply 8September 16, 2021 5:21 PM

She's forcing the other angels to hear her play the mandolin and making jokes to them owning the libs in heaven now.

by Anonymousreply 9September 16, 2021 5:21 PM

Hahahahaha!

by Anonymousreply 10September 16, 2021 5:22 PM

Ehhh...covid-schmovid.

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by Anonymousreply 11September 16, 2021 5:25 PM

Clots & Prayers

by Anonymousreply 12September 16, 2021 5:31 PM

Aw, too bad. Stupidity can be fatal. And here she thought she was the clever one. Oops.

by Anonymousreply 13September 16, 2021 5:32 PM

Great post title - this will surely help when people try to search and avoid this same article being shared 7 times

by Anonymousreply 14September 16, 2021 5:32 PM

I guess heaven needed another clown.

by Anonymousreply 15September 16, 2021 5:34 PM

My stars, the darwin awards are having a record-breaking year.

by Anonymousreply 16September 16, 2021 5:47 PM

Can we just save some time and medical bills and have all of these cretins die at home in bed on the same day?

Bring out yer dead.

by Anonymousreply 17September 16, 2021 5:50 PM

Was this on her iPod?

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by Anonymousreply 18September 16, 2021 5:50 PM

That's what she gets for clownin' around!

by Anonymousreply 19September 16, 2021 5:53 PM

She got not just the Darwin Award, but the Herman Cain award too!

by Anonymousreply 20September 16, 2021 5:53 PM

The Day The Clown Died

by Anonymousreply 21September 16, 2021 5:59 PM

Love the website. All those dead creeps.

by Anonymousreply 22September 16, 2021 6:31 PM

Thoughts and giggles.

by Anonymousreply 23September 16, 2021 6:33 PM

In honor of Truffles, METV is airing the Chuckles Bites the Dust episode of MTM right now. Seriously.

Or it’s one of those wonderful coincidences.

by Anonymousreply 24September 16, 2021 6:42 PM

She could go a little heavier on the makeup.

by Anonymousreply 25September 16, 2021 6:45 PM

I thought you said "terrible" news.

by Anonymousreply 26September 16, 2021 6:48 PM

You made my day, OP.

by Anonymousreply 27September 16, 2021 6:51 PM

OP, you’re hung up on some clown from the ‘20s, man!

by Anonymousreply 28September 16, 2021 6:55 PM

She finally brought smiles to so many people's faces!

by Anonymousreply 29September 16, 2021 6:56 PM

Oh well, I guess she won’t be seeing Nicki Minaj on tour.

by Anonymousreply 30September 16, 2021 7:00 PM

She finally made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 31September 16, 2021 7:01 PM

When visiting my in-laws in Florida, I went to a fastfood restaurant. There was lady dressed as a clown giving balloons to kids. She gave me her card, which said "Clowning for Jesus."

I thought WTF!!! I still have that card and laugh every time I see it.

Sadly, she wasn't Truffles

by Anonymousreply 32September 16, 2021 7:02 PM

Better than being "shelled to death" by a rogue elephant.

by Anonymousreply 33September 16, 2021 7:13 PM

[quote] Well, we just lost Truffles aka Denise Lyonnais to COVID

She may have been lost, but ain’t nobody lookin’ for her!

by Anonymousreply 34September 16, 2021 7:18 PM

Laugh and the world laughs with you…

by Anonymousreply 35September 16, 2021 7:25 PM

OMG Republicans for the last, five years have been the world's GREATEST joke writers and NONE OF IT was on purpose!!!

The gags just write themselves when Deplorables just BE themselves. It's all a pitch-black comedy shitshow!

by Anonymousreply 36September 16, 2021 7:27 PM

It could have been worse. She could have come dressed as Peter Peanut.

by Anonymousreply 37September 16, 2021 7:29 PM

I co-sign r8's sentiments.

The place is a cesspool of demon repugs.

by Anonymousreply 38September 16, 2021 7:35 PM

Village Resident: There's a lot of old people in Florida, right?

Truffles: Not anymore.

by Anonymousreply 39September 16, 2021 7:38 PM

COVID-19 = pig!

by Anonymousreply 40September 16, 2021 7:45 PM

I don't necessarily look forward to these increasingly regular posts, but when I do come across them, John Deacon's bass riff inevitably pops into my head.

by Anonymousreply 41September 16, 2021 7:53 PM

[quote] She lived in the Florida retirement community "The Villages" and entertained gatherings and parties as the Clown "Truffles."

Allegedly entertained

by Anonymousreply 42September 16, 2021 7:58 PM

“Look Daddy, teacher says whenever a clown dies, a Democrat smiles!”

by Anonymousreply 43September 16, 2021 7:59 PM

^That was pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 44September 16, 2021 8:01 PM

"Look Datalounge, every time a murderous antivaxxer plague spreading cunt dies and is rightful mocked, a Republican troll loses his shit."

by Anonymousreply 45September 16, 2021 8:04 PM

And now I rise from the dead! 🤡

by Anonymousreply 46September 16, 2021 8:05 PM

The Roar of the Greasepaint, The Smell of Intubated Elderly Clowns Shitting Themselves on an ECMO

by Anonymousreply 47September 16, 2021 8:06 PM

If only she had been dewormed.

by Anonymousreply 48September 16, 2021 8:11 PM

Stay out of my medicine cabinet!

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by Anonymousreply 49September 16, 2021 8:16 PM

Isn't it rich!

by Anonymousreply 50September 16, 2021 8:17 PM

There was always some deeper meaning to whatever Truffles did

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by Anonymousreply 51September 16, 2021 8:18 PM

"Cathy's Clown" was on her ipod

by Anonymousreply 52September 16, 2021 8:21 PM

I wonder how many anti-vaxxer geniuses like her live in the Villages. After all, the orange blob said that covid wasn't serious and he never lies.

by Anonymousreply 53September 16, 2021 8:29 PM

She died because the hospital staff wouldn't give her ivermectin.

by Anonymousreply 54September 16, 2021 8:39 PM

Why wouldn't you listen to us, Truffles?

by Anonymousreply 55September 16, 2021 8:57 PM

Honk honk!

by Anonymousreply 56September 16, 2021 9:19 PM

Has Ronald MacDonald commented?

by Anonymousreply 57September 16, 2021 9:56 PM

Raggedy Dead.

by Anonymousreply 58September 16, 2021 9:58 PM

R49 Leave Ann Coulter is out of this!

by Anonymousreply 59September 16, 2021 10:00 PM

[Quote] Leave Ann Coulter is out of this!

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 60September 16, 2021 10:01 PM

[quote] Has Ronald MacDonald commented?

Yes. He said “spell my name right, you big dummy.”

He sounded a lot like Fred Sanford for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 61September 16, 2021 10:02 PM

As Texas Lt Gov said

[quote] “there are more important things than living and that’s saving this country”

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by Anonymousreply 62September 16, 2021 10:08 PM

I really don’t know clowns, at all…

by Anonymousreply 63September 16, 2021 10:13 PM

[quote]She got not just the Darwin Award, but the Herman Cain award too!

So what's the COVID equivalent of an EGOT?

by Anonymousreply 64September 16, 2021 10:17 PM

An ECMO?

by Anonymousreply 65September 16, 2021 10:31 PM

[quote]An ECMO?

Advanced respiration system for advanced COVID patients.

[quote]ECMO stands for extracorporeal membrane oxygenation. The ECMO machine is similar to the heart-lung by-pass machine used in open-heart surgery. It pumps and oxygenates a patient's blood outside the body, allowing the heart and lungs to rest.

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by Anonymousreply 66September 16, 2021 10:38 PM

Um, thanks, I guess?

I was answering r64’s question.

by Anonymousreply 67September 16, 2021 10:41 PM

[quote]Um, thanks, I guess? I was answering [R64]’s question.

So you were. #context

by Anonymousreply 68September 16, 2021 10:45 PM

I only remember her as the bitch at the Trump parade

by Anonymousreply 69September 16, 2021 10:48 PM

I still luv ya anyway, r68.

Maybe someone didn’t know what it was, so either way it helped.

by Anonymousreply 70September 16, 2021 10:54 PM

[quote]Maybe someone didn’t know what it was, so either way it helped.

If I can't get laid, the least I can do is inform.

by Anonymousreply 71September 16, 2021 11:01 PM

At least she finally did something funny.

by Anonymousreply 72September 16, 2021 11:02 PM

Everybody loves a clown!

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by Anonymousreply 73September 16, 2021 11:05 PM

Hey I can sing at her funeral.

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by Anonymousreply 74September 16, 2021 11:07 PM

That's what the cunt gets for voting for Orange Shitgibbon and DeathSantis.

by Anonymousreply 75September 16, 2021 11:14 PM

[quote] a resident of the Florida retirement community "The Villages"

Where I'm sure her day job was questioning "suspicious" black residents as to whether or not they actually lived there.

by Anonymousreply 76September 16, 2021 11:19 PM

Never more shall her bicycle horn squeak!

by Anonymousreply 77September 16, 2021 11:47 PM

Why do I hate this woman? I know.

by Anonymousreply 78September 17, 2021 1:20 AM

If only she had tried ivermectin, bleach, light therapy, etc

by Anonymousreply 79September 17, 2021 1:29 AM

Ku Klux Klown takes a dirt nap.

by Anonymousreply 80September 17, 2021 2:20 AM

I missed her movie, was it good?

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by Anonymousreply 81September 17, 2021 2:27 AM

Her death was like her life: a bad comedy.

by Anonymousreply 82September 17, 2021 2:32 AM

Hard to believe such ignorance and stupidity.

by Anonymousreply 83September 17, 2021 2:36 AM

Mine is the most sincere laugh Truffles ever got.

by Anonymousreply 84September 17, 2021 2:49 AM
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by Anonymousreply 85September 17, 2021 2:50 AM

I have absolutely no sympathy for her.

by Anonymousreply 86September 17, 2021 3:11 AM

The Tears of a Clown.

by Anonymousreply 87September 17, 2021 7:18 AM

Per the article:

Her close friend, Ronald McDonald, urged her to get the vaccine. Mr McDonald said, “When I approached her about getting vaxxed, she just made a balloon animal and hit me in the face with a pie.”

by Anonymousreply 88September 17, 2021 7:26 AM

Get ready to go down the rabbit hole!

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by Anonymousreply 89September 17, 2021 8:36 PM

^ Hell is getting awfully crowded.

by Anonymousreply 90September 17, 2021 10:51 PM

We got room, don’t worry.

by Anonymousreply 91September 17, 2021 11:27 PM
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