Shirtless Tom Hiddleston in new public display of affection with his latest love Zawe Ashton

How does he stay in such good shape?

The guy has never been fat, and he always looks toned.

I thought that British guys were supposed to be all doughy and pasty?

r1 Oh no! Some are yes but gym and fitness culture is a big thing in the UK and seems to be increasing!

Is she related crime Ashton Kutcher?

He keeps sprouting new growths of beard cysts and having them removed, but then it starts all over.

You have to get the whole sac out to keep them from growing back. That's what Dr. Sandra Lee says.

r4 Are you speaking symbolically? !

[quote] He keeps sprouting new growths of beard cysts and having them removed, but then it starts all over

Link, please

The girlfriend has serious butter face.

Puh-lease.

Really, r1?

Where's the "I ❤ Z.A." shirt?

R5, Was the word "beard" your first clue?

Unf…Tom is so much hotter than that Benedict Arnoldthatch.

r11 LOL !!

Damn, lucky girl. I'll admit it I'm fuckin jealous of her.

R1 yeah he is in beautiful shape

Poor fanboys throwing tamtrums because his favourite actor is straight hahaha. I love the smell of jealousy in the mornings.

r14 Sounds like youd spread your legs for him very happily and very quickly given the chance!

r15 I prefer the smell of a hot mans sweaty body drenched in testosterone.

We need to ask Taylor swift how she feels. At least he found a realistic beard this time.

That is one pasty Brit!

Hiddleston too.

Zawe?

So does Tom, r7.

That's not a good body at all, not fat which is something nowadays, but shapeless and saggy and showing age.

One of my favorite comments from the DM peanut gallery:

[quote] Looks more genuine than that other fake relationship.

Lol so cynical! r23

Ha, isn’t it, R24? The poster was listed in Beverly Hills. Think they know something?

Incidentally, did you catch the picture of her with a ring on her left hand? It’s one of the shots of her grabbing her hat.

r25 No I didn't spot that thanks!! Intriguing.

Is there a standard "Beard" contract? To make it sound legit, Ryan Seacrest's Shayna "broke-up" with him, returned and broke up again. Now he's an available bachelor.

My clean up of my second post:

As my entire family knows (husband,kids,dogs) I have stupidly fallen in love with Tom Hiddleston. This one-way romance started after Hiddleswift, but I’ve read enough about the affair to have questions.

Did TS get those big bosoms right before the “affair”? (I can’t stand her, BTW ).

Do you think they actually made love? Picturing than is both disturbing and erotic and disturbingly erotic.

HIs relationship with Zawe Ashton. Bogus, yes - but I wouldn’t be surprised if they married.

. (BTW, we saw him in the West End production of “Betrayal”. He was - no hyperbole - magnificent. After play’s end, my husband and I stood across the street from the stage door, where he emerged & serviced fan boys and girls who were lined up around the block. First of all, his shoulder to waist ratio defies belief - he’s shaped like a Dorito. Secondly, his greetings,hugs & murmurs of endearment to fans as he worked this enormous line after performing the matinee of a very sobering and gut wrenching play were such bait to the “ i know tom really loves me” crowd.He looked upon each fan with more warmth then I’ve ever seen him look at Ashton, ever.

This is where I become suspicious. In all the pictures I’ve seen, she is clutching his arm, or gazing at him with love eyes. He’s just there.(And yes I saw the recent beach pictures) - a look when you’re crazy about someone - especially if you’ve just started f*cking- it’s hard to miss. Zawe is often pictured with that look when she’s with Tom.

The reverse? Never.

Also I don’t understand how someone (Tom) who has an enormous reputation for dressing well (despite his at-home uniform that he sometimes wears) can stand the kind of hideous dresses that Zawe sports. The one at BAFTA was hilariously ugly , as was the one she wore to the Emmys. I commented on this in a reddit forum & got flamed badly. “How superficial are you? blah blah )

But it’s not about the aesthetics of ZA’s dresses - it’s about a kind of connection between two people I don’t see.

Please if someone has a picture of TH looking at ZA the way he looked at Chris Hemsworth in the early Loki days, please share. As it is, I don t buy it.

TH has been my favorite sexual fantasy since I first noticed The Night Manager. I don’t care if he’s straight, doesn’t like women but likes to fuck, is bi or gay. Our paths will never cross.

Fame does weird things to people. I also think his early (Suburban Shootout to the first Thor) angelic beauty also and being compared to a Botticelli angel since RADA was overwhelming. I think he spent a lot of time after Thor1 screwing lots of people and loving it.

He’s now very sexy(to some) ,but to some others he’s a balding and pasty, middle age Brit. It think he was trying to prolong that face( and who wouldn’t ) and thought TS’s youth could prolong the illusion.

Tom and Zawe are a good match in so many ways. But I don’t see him crazy about her.He didn’t seem that crazy about her “Betrayal”.

And what’s this Marvel role Zawe that happens to be just right for her ? (old news I know, but I’m still shocked at the incredible opportunity bestowed.

Maybe she’ll get that look at the wedding. Especially If Chris Hemsworth is standing behind her.

Is she black or is he just really pale?

Goodness! How embarrassing for them! They must not have seen the photographers capturing their intimate moments!

She's the one with the great body. Thicc but fit, just like the straight boys love. Hiddleston is less than 6 weeks from dadbod.

[quote]Poor fanboys throwing tamtrums because his favourite actor is straight hahaha. I love the smell of jealousy in the mornings.

Wow, You're really quite stupid.

But, but, I thought this sexy, straight gal was the love of his life... At least it said so on his T-Shirt

R28 get help.

r28 You are the typical racist frau who can't stand his fave with another woman and make up shit about him in a fit of rage and jealousy. Admit you are jealous and call it a day, your mental diarreah is insufferable.

R32 R34 R35 I see the fucking Zawe ninjas have heard the bat call that their Qween is being critised, so have flown in to defend her honour. Jeez, she must be so proud of you all.