Lawyer dressed as Michael Myers arrested after roaming Texas beach as prank

Freak.

I'd be scared if I saw him standing there.

Um.... don't people have to be nearby, for your "prank" to be appreciated?

He was just walking the beach alone, like a psycho.

Mr. Metzger is pretty damned hot, though.

People are gone today.

Damn, those are some MEATY thighs!

Ugh. Hillbilly.

[quote] Um.... don't people have to be nearby, for your "prank" to be appreciated? He was just walking the beach alone, like a psycho.

Obviously someone was pranked.

Is it weird AF? Absolutely. But arrest for walking around on a costume is ridiculous and shouldn't have happened and silver lining, he's probably one of the rare ones that goes out with some type of mask on.

Really though. What a waste of time, resources, and money to house him. Don't they have bigger problems to worry about in their state right now?

This guy certainly gets off on being a tough guy who thinks he’s funny. It’s all fun and games until someone gets date raped. He’s known as being a loud asshole in Galveston. Take a look at his law office/motorcycle club/goth fantasy combo for examples.

Loud asshole the police were itching to arrest for other reasons.

How the hell is a guy wearing a horror mask and wielding a (fake) knife supposed to make people smile? What if he induces a panic attack, or even worse a heart attack? I'd freak the fuck out if I saw him wandering towards me. He obviously has some twisted need for attention. I hope he gets his face rearranged in lock up.

[quote] It’s all fun and games until someone gets date raped.

Dayum.

He seems kind of creepy and into dark things.

This is how he spent Labor Day.

Ummm.... what's THIS all about?

Look at these pictures from 2015.

Lawdy!

And this.

And this.

Is Metzger the top or bottom?

It's a thing on tiktoc. I've seen videos of Michael Myers camping, playing basketball, grocery shopping and other normal activity.

So he's gay?

I can appreciate this sort of thing theatrically (and I'm a pretty facetious individual a lot of the time), but given the political and social climate we're living in (and have been for years now), I don't agree with it.

And I'd be lying if I said I didn't appreciate his thighs, truth be told.

The problem was that he was carrying a knife. With it being Texas, he would have been okay walking around with a couple of assault rifles.

No, R22.

His Facebook post with those pictures, says this:

[quote] Little did we know this would be the first of what is now a worldwide experience. The Houston Hike, Irreverent Warriors longest running city in its 9th event since 2015 (we doubled up hikes the first 2 years lol), is coming up on October 30, 2021. Do not miss it. Costumes expected.

He's a former Marine, and I think it's a bunch of former military guys doing an annual event.

Although someone who attended the event also posted this:

[quote] Donny O'Malley is with Chris D. Collings and 8 others . tllpAugdhcustgore d2, 2c015 · I came to Houston not knowing a single person. Mark A. Metzger III , and chris offered to put me up for the weekend, introduced me to their closest friends, treated me like i was family, and then led us on an unbelievable hike. I should reiterate that i knew no one, and yet throughout the day i felt like i was in the company of 250 of my closest friends. I laughed and cried with dozens of guys, (thats a lie, i only cried with 2) , i got gay with about 137 guys, put 18 women in the "friend zone," and felt a sense of camaraderie that I havent felt in years. (Except for the silkies hike last weekend ) i watched Jones, Jesse, and Eddie, all missing limbs, hike while shitcan drunk, like the baddest mutherfuckers in the battalion, i watched jesse violently jam his nub into guys crotches and asses, and let people take turns chugging beer out of his prosthetic. In short, i think everyone is still on cloud 9 from this hike. So what's up Texas? Where's the next one?

So I don't know what to make of it.

R26, it’s a bunch of scared little boys who can’t share their emotions in any way other than being obnoxiously drunk and dry-jumping one another. See also: frat boys, rugby players, and the majority of Australia males.

Some people have zero sense of humor whatsoever.

Oh for crying out loud, once the cops confronted him and realized it was just a harmless prank - they should have just laughed and moved on. We're approaching Halloween for crying out loud. Lighten up.

Approaching Halloween? It's about eight weeks away!

R30 Not too early for Dollar General! They have Christmas roll outs already started.

An oldie but goodie...

He's a lawyer and he didn't know that walking down a beach with what appeared to be a bloody knife might, you know, get him into a little trouble? Come on...

I don’t think it should have. And I think that’s what he means when he said he’s “struggling” to find the illegality in it.

He's a lawyer, he's handsome, he's well educated, and he's built like a brick house. He earns multiple times more than either of those cops do. It's rather sad that they went so far as to handcuff him before noticing it was a fake knife and fake blood and someone just playing a prank. It makes them look like idiots and tools. They cited him out of spite. I hope he challenges this and they become the laughing stock of their department.

My entire neighborhood is decorated for Halloween already, the stores are stocked with candy and decorations. He was just getting into the holiday spirit. Some people are seriously stupid.

Also, the long awaited Halloween Kills is coming out a month from now.

R34, you know how it's illegal to scream "Fire!" in a crowded theater? It's kinda like that, and any attorney knows it. If this one doesn't, his firm should be called Moron, Moron, & Idiot.

What a horrible analogy.

Screaming fire in a crowded theatre is a recognized danger for obvious reasons.

Dressing up as a movie killer that everyone knows and walking along the beach alone hardly comes close.

He's an insufferable entitled narcissist looking for attention. With violent pubic outbursts becoming more common he should have known better. Another shithead causing panic. If he were maskless and BLACK he would have been shot dead.

He was walking down a deserted beach, which the city of Galveston had closed, like all parks, during a hurricane.

He wanted to get on T.V. Simple as that. People in his own town don’t like him and one called the police, who were itching to arrest him because he puts shot like:

[quote] If you want an attorney who will not back down against the oppression of government power addicts then you must call Mark at 409-420-ISLE.

In his LinkedIn bio. He’s a douchebag adrenaline junkie spoiling for a fight.

[quote] Lawyer dressed as Michael Myers arrested after roaming Texas beach

Roam if you want to!

I bet he is a fist fucking queen. The type @bic12XXX on twitter would destroy and make cry.

He's hot AF

I'm with you, R43.

I don't know what these old nellies are yapping about.

He has a lawyer friend too @morgansuperlawyer

R45 That guy is a closeted douchebag. I have a friend in Houston who uses him as a simp. Really beats his hole up.

Interesting, R46.

I guess that confirms our Michael Myers guy is gay too.

@morgansuperlawyer (his real name is Morgan Burke but spells it Bourque) is TRES GAY.

Mr. Bourque sure does have a lot of "bachelor" friends.

Is Mark Metzger one of them?

So many Texas closet cases.

The best photo is the one where cops are arresting him with an arm behind his back.

He's hotter than Mark Metzger.

That lawyer Morgan is addicted to testosterone and will do literally anything to get a client or et testosterone. Hilarious but sad

I don’t understand what the big deal is

R53 I find it hilarious a hot young lawyer with the body of a god turns out to be nothing more than a testosterone addicted whore.

He’s ruining his life and testicles lol

Long ago, I went to law school with this guy who assumed the Billy Jack persona and dressed like him. People were a bit weirded out but think he fit the outlaw criminal defense attorney niche and ended up doing well in this role. I wonder if Metzger might be posturing a bit to set himself apart from the hordes of boring lawyers out there?