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My hole was angry that day, my friends.

It was spewing venom.

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2021 8:42 PM

You need to get that checked out. Maybe get tested.

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2021 7:35 PM

It was finding its social circle trying and taxing

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2021 7:41 PM

Then, put a cork up that brazen cesspit.

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2021 7:56 PM

Then two giant dicks crashed into it and it prolapsed.

We will never forget!

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2021 8:27 PM

[quote] My hole was angry that day, my friends.

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2021 8:29 PM

[quote]OP: My hole was angry that day, my friends.

Well, quit teasing it then.

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2021 8:31 PM

Good thing your hole doesn't have teeth, like vaginas do.

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by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2021 8:40 PM

can I have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2021 8:42 PM
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