RATE THIS HOLE: Mitch Matthews edition

Did someone just punch it? Looks tasty to me.

We just need your resume.

Agreed. Perfect gape.

Can he put this skill on a resume? Somewhere between the Excel and the SQL.

Looks smelly.

Is that where his pet gopher lives?

Smelly with heavenly man ass musk, you mean r5

You people, PHD students at major universities send dick and face pics ALL THE TIME!

They do not give a shit! It doesn't matter.

TG!

Horrifying

Oh thank god! I misread that as Mitch McConnell and was about to lose my lunch

His gape is mesmerizing

I want to crawl into his ass and live there

I guess he's unable to close it? Seems... risky

He is uncredited in RETURN OF TEH JEDI as the Sarlacc Pit

Highly Busted!

purses falling out of his asshole

I'm inclined to throw a canary in there

A spelunker’s delight!

Weren't there some Thai youths stuck in there a few years ago?

I want to eat it out

his parents must be proud

Hope you have a big appetite and spelunking gear R20.

Does it make a whistling sound?

0/4

It's the Sarlacc Pit.

That would make a great Christmas card

blow horn, r22.

The abbys is staring back at me

R22 I hope so. Nothing hotter than fucking a good ass that talks back to you.

Why do I suddenly feel like Carol Ann in Poltergeist?

He can forget about running for office

0/10. I think it's pretty disgusting. You could probably drive a car into there and he wouldn't even feel it.

Here's a closer view.

[quote] "Did someone just punch it? Looks tasty to me."

Fuck. I read that to quickly, and hit the W&W, because I thought "tasty" was "nasty", which is how I really feel about it.

[quote] "to quickly"

Oh, dear.

*too quickly

That can't possibly smell good.

It's like you're smelling the inside of his asshole.

Yuck.

I fixed it.

Depends in his future.

He’s a nurse in his day job.

His hole will have the best medical attention.

That's not an anus. That's a gaping wound. Makes me rather sick to my stomach.

On a scale of Wall-Less to Honeydew-Sized Anal Beads, I rate it a Frankie Grande.

Kenny Loggins--NO! This is the fly into the Danger Zone pitch for West Hollywood sales.

The Black Hole of Calcutta!

If you put your ear up to it, you can hear the ocean.

Looks like a giant hog’s nose 🐽 gross

Global warming creates sinkhole the size of Andorra.

It bites the hand off liars.

Not loose enough

I find this strange despite the fact I am fully of the feelings this is supposed to elicit.

Fully aware*

Missing California ballot box: found!

Looks like Trump's mouth.

I'll bet Jimmy Hoffa's remains are in there somewhere.

You could frack for natural gas in there.

That's a whole lotta hole!

“Someone call the city, there’s an uncovered man hole.” 🕳

Nice hole. Give it a cute nickname. How about "Barry"

He must have been the partner of the late Joel Taylor of the "Storm Chasers" TV show at one time.

That doesn't look right.

How can you tell that it's Joel Taylor in the photo?