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RATE THIS HOLE: Mitch Matthews edition

Literally perfect 🤩

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by Anonymousreply 55September 15, 2021 10:29 PM

Did someone just punch it? Looks tasty to me.

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2021 7:07 PM

We just need your resume.

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2021 7:08 PM

Agreed. Perfect gape.

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2021 7:09 PM

Can he put this skill on a resume? Somewhere between the Excel and the SQL.

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2021 7:10 PM

Looks smelly.

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2021 7:11 PM

Is that where his pet gopher lives?

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by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2021 7:19 PM

Smelly with heavenly man ass musk, you mean r5

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2021 7:19 PM

You people, PHD students at major universities send dick and face pics ALL THE TIME!

They do not give a shit! It doesn't matter.


by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2021 7:24 PM


by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2021 7:38 PM

Oh thank god! I misread that as Mitch McConnell and was about to lose my lunch

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2021 7:49 PM

His gape is mesmerizing

I want to crawl into his ass and live there

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2021 10:54 PM

I guess he's unable to close it? Seems... risky

by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2021 10:54 PM

He is uncredited in RETURN OF TEH JEDI as the Sarlacc Pit

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by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2021 11:01 PM

Highly Busted!

by Anonymousreply 14September 14, 2021 11:03 PM

purses falling out of his asshole

by Anonymousreply 15September 14, 2021 11:03 PM

I'm inclined to throw a canary in there

by Anonymousreply 16September 14, 2021 11:04 PM

A spelunker’s delight!

by Anonymousreply 17September 14, 2021 11:07 PM

Weren't there some Thai youths stuck in there a few years ago?

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by Anonymousreply 18September 14, 2021 11:11 PM

I want to eat it out

by Anonymousreply 19September 14, 2021 11:18 PM

his parents must be proud

by Anonymousreply 20September 14, 2021 11:25 PM

Hope you have a big appetite and spelunking gear R20.

by Anonymousreply 21September 14, 2021 11:26 PM

Does it make a whistling sound?

by Anonymousreply 22September 14, 2021 11:45 PM


It's the Sarlacc Pit.

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by Anonymousreply 23September 14, 2021 11:50 PM

That would make a great Christmas card

by Anonymousreply 24September 14, 2021 11:54 PM

blow horn, r22.

by Anonymousreply 25September 14, 2021 11:54 PM

The abbys is staring back at me

by Anonymousreply 26September 14, 2021 11:55 PM

R22 I hope so. Nothing hotter than fucking a good ass that talks back to you.

by Anonymousreply 27September 14, 2021 11:56 PM

Why do I suddenly feel like Carol Ann in Poltergeist?

by Anonymousreply 28September 15, 2021 12:10 AM

He can forget about running for office

by Anonymousreply 29September 15, 2021 12:10 AM

0/10. I think it's pretty disgusting. You could probably drive a car into there and he wouldn't even feel it.

by Anonymousreply 30September 15, 2021 12:17 AM

Here's a closer view.

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by Anonymousreply 31September 15, 2021 12:18 AM

[quote] "Did someone just punch it? Looks tasty to me."

Fuck. I read that to quickly, and hit the W&W, because I thought "tasty" was "nasty", which is how I really feel about it.

by Anonymousreply 32September 15, 2021 12:37 AM

[quote] "to quickly"

Oh, dear.

*too quickly

by Anonymousreply 33September 15, 2021 12:39 AM

That can't possibly smell good.

It's like you're smelling the inside of his asshole.


by Anonymousreply 34September 15, 2021 12:52 AM

I fixed it.

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by Anonymousreply 35September 15, 2021 1:04 AM

Depends in his future.

by Anonymousreply 36September 15, 2021 1:27 AM

He’s a nurse in his day job.

His hole will have the best medical attention.

by Anonymousreply 37September 15, 2021 1:55 AM

That's not an anus. That's a gaping wound. Makes me rather sick to my stomach.

by Anonymousreply 38September 15, 2021 1:56 AM

On a scale of Wall-Less to Honeydew-Sized Anal Beads, I rate it a Frankie Grande.

by Anonymousreply 39September 15, 2021 2:07 AM

Kenny Loggins--NO! This is the fly into the Danger Zone pitch for West Hollywood sales.

by Anonymousreply 40September 15, 2021 2:31 AM

The Black Hole of Calcutta!

by Anonymousreply 41September 15, 2021 2:33 AM

If you put your ear up to it, you can hear the ocean.

by Anonymousreply 42September 15, 2021 2:35 AM

Looks like a giant hog’s nose 🐽 gross

by Anonymousreply 43September 15, 2021 2:37 AM

Global warming creates sinkhole the size of Andorra.

by Anonymousreply 44September 15, 2021 2:38 AM

It bites the hand off liars.

by Anonymousreply 45September 15, 2021 2:50 AM

Not loose enough

by Anonymousreply 46September 15, 2021 2:54 AM

I find this strange despite the fact I am fully of the feelings this is supposed to elicit.

by Anonymousreply 47September 15, 2021 3:06 AM

Fully aware*

by Anonymousreply 48September 15, 2021 3:06 AM

Missing California ballot box: found!

by Anonymousreply 49September 15, 2021 5:23 AM

Looks like Trump's mouth.

by Anonymousreply 50September 15, 2021 2:07 PM

I'll bet Jimmy Hoffa's remains are in there somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 51September 15, 2021 5:14 PM

You could frack for natural gas in there.

by Anonymousreply 52September 15, 2021 8:26 PM

That's a whole lotta hole!

by Anonymousreply 53September 15, 2021 8:45 PM

“Someone call the city, there’s an uncovered man hole.” 🕳

by Anonymousreply 54September 15, 2021 9:13 PM

Nice hole. Give it a cute nickname. How about "Barry"

by Anonymousreply 55September 15, 2021 10:29 PM
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