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Winner can have me call a bomb threat into your school or place of business (if I can find a payphone).

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by Anonymousreply 15September 16, 2021 5:05 PM

What are your pronouns, Shawn?

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2021 5:26 PM

"If you find a top, I promise I won't try to steal him."

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2021 5:26 PM

"Ah, we'll always have Fire Island".

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2021 5:29 PM

Girl.. thank you for sharing me all those bottom tips...

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2021 5:35 PM

Yaaaaaas Kween

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2021 5:37 PM

Shawn, your weave isn’t centered.

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2021 5:43 PM

“Yo brah. Did you see the Patriots defense game Sunday? They’re gonna crush the Jets next weekend. Any hot pussy here tonight?”

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2021 5:47 PM

We are wasting money that should go to helping people displaced by climate change disasters.

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2021 5:50 PM

"Honey, yours isn't a huge dick, but I do love the white meat".

by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2021 5:50 PM

“Sorry about your career, Shawn. I’ll buy you a coffee at Tim Horton’s next time I’m in Toronto.

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2021 5:58 PM

Oh GURL! I'm so glad I decided to let you wear the Randy Watson wig instead! FIERCE!

Mm Hm! Don't forget I owe you for the bottom coin toss tonight. Dip it in chocolate, baby!

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2021 6:17 PM


by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2021 6:20 PM

"I'm the Mary!"

by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2021 6:29 PM

Sharon Stone's garage sale was a great idea, L'il.

by Anonymousreply 14September 15, 2021 5:01 PM

"When are gonna ditch that little Mexican beard and suck my dick"?

by Anonymousreply 15September 16, 2021 5:05 PM
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