Winner can have me call a bomb threat into your school or place of business (if I can find a payphone).
What are your pronouns, Shawn?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 14, 2021 5:26 PM |
"If you find a top, I promise I won't try to steal him."
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 14, 2021 5:26 PM |
"Ah, we'll always have Fire Island".
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 14, 2021 5:29 PM |
Girl.. thank you for sharing me all those bottom tips...
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 14, 2021 5:35 PM |
Yaaaaaas Kween
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 14, 2021 5:37 PM |
Shawn, your weave isn’t centered.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 14, 2021 5:43 PM |
“Yo brah. Did you see the Patriots defense game Sunday? They’re gonna crush the Jets next weekend. Any hot pussy here tonight?”
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 14, 2021 5:47 PM |
We are wasting money that should go to helping people displaced by climate change disasters.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 14, 2021 5:50 PM |
"Honey, yours isn't a huge dick, but I do love the white meat".
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 14, 2021 5:50 PM |
“Sorry about your career, Shawn. I’ll buy you a coffee at Tim Horton’s next time I’m in Toronto.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 14, 2021 5:58 PM |
Oh GURL! I'm so glad I decided to let you wear the Randy Watson wig instead! FIERCE!
Mm Hm! Don't forget I owe you for the bottom coin toss tonight. Dip it in chocolate, baby!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 14, 2021 6:17 PM |
OH MARY!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 14, 2021 6:20 PM |
"I'm the Mary!"
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 14, 2021 6:29 PM |
Sharon Stone's garage sale was a great idea, L'il.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 15, 2021 5:01 PM |
"When are gonna ditch that little Mexican beard and suck my dick"?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 16, 2021 5:05 PM |