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Isn’t she stunning? 🤩

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by Anonymousreply 93September 16, 2021 9:43 PM

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but she hit every branch on the way down.

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2021 2:17 PM

Jeezus! Even her mother doesn't look that cheap.

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2021 2:20 PM

All that make-up and she still looks like a resident from Innsmouth.

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2021 2:21 PM

Are we sure that isn't a drag queen?

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2021 2:37 PM

All of a sudden I have a yen for Moroccan food.

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2021 2:42 PM

She's just as much a tired attention whore as her mother. Shocking.

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2021 2:45 PM

I guess the mother is partly to blame here. Being an attention seeking desperate looking whore is what you end up as. Awful, just awful.

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2021 2:52 PM

She looks exactly like a drag Cher.

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2021 2:54 PM

Kids imitate what they see growing up.

by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2021 2:55 PM

It looks like she's been hit with the ugly stick. And they showed NO MERCY!

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2021 2:56 PM

Those linebacker shoulders don’t need any pads, she could suit up for the Raiders today.

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2021 4:22 PM

Lourdes pronounced LardAss

by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2021 4:26 PM

Was Madge taking testosterone when she got pregnant with Lourdes? Because if you’d told me she was a trans I’d believe it. Wide, square shoulders, wide, barrel-like torso without a waist pretty much like a man’s torso, then there’s all that hair. That’s too hairy for a woman, she must have PCOS or something.

by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2021 4:32 PM

why doesn't madonna help her disgusting daughter with her weight problem? she looked like a fat pig in that outfit

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by Anonymousreply 14September 14, 2021 5:15 PM

Unironically yes, straight out of a 2000s AVN awards red carpet

by Anonymousreply 15September 14, 2021 5:18 PM

She's fat. hahahahaha!

by Anonymousreply 16September 14, 2021 5:22 PM

She’s not really ugly but she carries herself in an ugly manner.

by Anonymousreply 17September 14, 2021 5:23 PM

Agree, r17. And there's no personality. At least not as far as I can tell.

Would someone at least tell her to close her mouth? She thinks it looks sexy, but it just makes her look intellectually disabled.

by Anonymousreply 18September 14, 2021 5:30 PM

If you have a fat stomach find a dress that doesn’t highlight it. Who designed this mess?

by Anonymousreply 19September 14, 2021 5:31 PM

So much elegance

by Anonymousreply 20September 14, 2021 5:34 PM

SJP's Latin cousin.

by Anonymousreply 21September 14, 2021 5:36 PM

She looks like a piece of trash at her Quinceañera. Funny how she inherited her mother’s shamelessness…and daddy issues.

by Anonymousreply 22September 14, 2021 5:39 PM

That's what you get when both of your parents are uneducated low-lifes.

by Anonymousreply 23September 14, 2021 5:40 PM

She looks like an Armenian belly dancer.

by Anonymousreply 24September 14, 2021 5:41 PM

Lourdes, this is not gonna bring Timmy back

by Anonymousreply 25September 14, 2021 5:41 PM

R2 Madonna looks great. People in the VMA thread were wondering if Madonna's kids are ashamed of her. It might be the other way around.

by Anonymousreply 26September 14, 2021 5:43 PM

Dam, that is one homely gurl

by Anonymousreply 27September 14, 2021 5:43 PM

Wow she looks just like her daddy in a wig

by Anonymousreply 28September 14, 2021 5:44 PM

she has a hole in her tongue omg 🤢

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by Anonymousreply 29September 14, 2021 6:26 PM

Looks like a tranny from the 80s working the docks in NYC.

by Anonymousreply 30September 14, 2021 9:32 PM

$499 for THAT pic? Lmao

by Anonymousreply 31September 14, 2021 9:33 PM

Still dull compared to mama.

by Anonymousreply 32September 14, 2021 9:35 PM

She is as obnoxious as her mother.

by Anonymousreply 33September 14, 2021 10:28 PM

Now I haven't ever been into Latino men or Italians, but they do have beauty. While Lourdes may present her mom's vulgarity, her features are not ugly at all. Beautiful dark eyes, beautiful skintone and let's be objective a little. She isn't an ugly girl but the style is not the best.

by Anonymousreply 34September 14, 2021 11:13 PM

No, sorry r34 she’s genuinely ugly.

by Anonymousreply 35September 14, 2021 11:21 PM

If you've got it, flaunt it. Even if you don't have it, flaunt it

Lesson #1, learned at her mommy's knee.

by Anonymousreply 36September 14, 2021 11:26 PM

And they said I gave transgender women a bad name……

by Anonymousreply 37September 14, 2021 11:29 PM

She'd be much better looking if she lost the fat, shaved her pits and carried herself like she had a soul.

by Anonymousreply 38September 14, 2021 11:37 PM

Lourdes isn’t ugly or fat but when compared to models she looks like a slob, it’s almost unfair to have her out amongst all that beauty because it makes her stand out and not in a good way.

She has some very masculine features that coupled with her dark hair and eyes remind you of a tranny.

None of her ad campaigns are good, she just isn’t model material. The only reason we are talking about her is because she has been foisted on the public through nepotism.

by Anonymousreply 39September 15, 2021 1:14 PM

Well that and because she poses by showing off her hairy armpit.

by Anonymousreply 40September 15, 2021 3:08 PM

She looks NASTY!

by Anonymousreply 41September 15, 2021 4:18 PM

She is ugly. How soon before she gets face tats?

by Anonymousreply 42September 15, 2021 4:22 PM

Someone needs to teach her how to pose on the red carpet. She looks like she’s about to fall over.

by Anonymousreply 43September 15, 2021 4:22 PM

She needs to get an education and do something useful with her life.

by Anonymousreply 44September 15, 2021 4:27 PM

Salome', when she danced.

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by Anonymousreply 45September 15, 2021 4:28 PM

Lipstick on a pig/hot mess

Take your pick.

by Anonymousreply 46September 15, 2021 4:30 PM

I’m beginning to question Jeremy Scott’s fashion sense.

by Anonymousreply 47September 15, 2021 4:36 PM

[italic]WOOF[/italic] is that bitch a dog. She wasn't just beat with the ugly stick, she was bullwhipped with the ugly bullwhip.

Some people can carry off the "jolie laide" look, where you're not beautiful but you have charisma and sparkle that makes you attractive.

Lourdes has the eyes of a career hooker ending her days at the age of 52 in a crack motel in Gary, trying to solicit one last john so she can buy one last rock. Hollow. Dead. Soulless.

by Anonymousreply 48September 15, 2021 4:36 PM

Oh brother, not the “dead eyes” troll again.

She’s perfectly attractive and compared to some of the other monstrosities the guests had on, perfectly attired.

by Anonymousreply 49September 15, 2021 4:48 PM

She does have dead eyes! And with her tongue hanging out she looks developmentally delayed.

I don’t think she is technically ugly but her comportment is terrible.

I would feel a bit sorry for her but she seems like such a dumb cunt, I can’t.

At least Mama made some catchy tunes once upon a time.

by Anonymousreply 50September 15, 2021 5:04 PM

That video is hilarious when she’s tugging on her wig, lifts her arm to show us her unshaven armpit then bends over and sticks her lizard tongue out. I wonder how many times she practiced this move in the mirror before?

by Anonymousreply 51September 15, 2021 5:55 PM

I am a provocateur just like my mother!

by Anonymousreply 52September 15, 2021 6:41 PM

Poor child she got the worst features of both her parents including madonna’s lack of talent and attention starvation.

by Anonymousreply 53September 15, 2021 6:44 PM

She looks like she showered in grease before getting dressed.

by Anonymousreply 54September 15, 2021 6:47 PM

I’ve seen lots of young women who have hairy pits and legs here in Manhattan. I find it a little shocking, to be honest. I thought the young people were all about hairlessness. Don’t they all find pubic hair disgusting? Or is that just depending on your tribe?

by Anonymousreply 55September 15, 2021 6:57 PM

"People think I'm this talentless rich kid who's had everything given to her, but I'm not," Leon told the magazine"

That's about as self-aware as a male praying mantis getting ready to have sex. Lourdes honey, if your mommy wasn't Madonna? NOBODY WOULD GIVE A DAMN.

by Anonymousreply 56September 15, 2021 7:03 PM

It must kill her knowing that she represents the true talent level of her mother (not much) but she'll never be a star like her. Also, her mother continues to show all signs of being a narcissistic sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 57September 15, 2021 7:11 PM

R56 She’s not what is she then? A scientist?

by Anonymousreply 58September 15, 2021 7:21 PM

Hideous tattoos. That get-up does nothing for her.

by Anonymousreply 59September 15, 2021 7:28 PM

Madonna has (had) charisma and could dance a little, plus an ability to suss (suck) out people who could showcase her in a fun, provocative way.

Lourdes has zero charisma let alone talent.

by Anonymousreply 60September 15, 2021 7:40 PM

This is NOT how you strike a pose

by Anonymousreply 61September 15, 2021 10:18 PM

She needs to suck up to Mommie Dearest to secure her inheritance (and the childrem Mommie Dearest bought from that baby farm in Malawi need to be disinherited).

by Anonymousreply 62September 15, 2021 10:28 PM

She is the Frank Stallone of Frank Sinatra Jr.s of untalented offspring.

She should start a band with that name and be an opening act for a Nelson cover band.

by Anonymousreply 63September 15, 2021 11:24 PM

Nahhh she ain’t

by Anonymousreply 64September 15, 2021 11:34 PM

Lourdes leaving Rihanna’s after party

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by Anonymousreply 65September 16, 2021 4:24 AM

I’ll bet Madonna wishes she aborted this one too.

by Anonymousreply 66September 16, 2021 4:51 AM

The tongue thing. What does it mean? Miley Cyrus has this problem.

by Anonymousreply 67September 16, 2021 5:38 AM

Shite, I can smell her BO from my computer.

Also, she looks like the female version of my Italian ex-boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 68September 16, 2021 6:51 AM

She was a cute kid. Seems to be deliberately making herself hideous. I recoiled from my computer screen as I watch her hunch over to pose, deliberately exposing her pits and malformed tongue. I watched Hookers on the Point recently. There is a strong resemblance.

by Anonymousreply 69September 16, 2021 12:26 PM

Yes, r69, while not perfect she is not ugly but chooses the worse clothes,, hair, styles, tattoos and general attitude to make herself unattractive, it seems intentional.

by Anonymousreply 70September 16, 2021 12:59 PM

God that's gross

by Anonymousreply 71September 16, 2021 1:03 PM

Fat Cher. Not working.

by Anonymousreply 72September 16, 2021 1:27 PM

She’s exhausting. Yes, we know, she doesn’t shave her armpits. How rebellious. How edgy. God, not one ounce of originality.

by Anonymousreply 73September 16, 2021 1:28 PM

A pale tongue is a sign of thrush, or yeast overgrowth isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 74September 16, 2021 1:36 PM

R74 It's candida.

by Anonymousreply 75September 16, 2021 1:38 PM

I don’t think she’s ugly at all, but she hasn’t figured out the right makeup, hair, colors, or dress style to suit her, so she looks like a train wreck here. She doesn’t understand that women wear heavy eye makeup like she has on to try and fake the eyes she has naturally. She should be dressing in light-colored floaty, soft clothes and going for a natural look, plus putting some movement into her hair with layers.

by Anonymousreply 76September 16, 2021 1:46 PM

R76 she is 24 not 12. She has access to the best stylists. Either they are playing a cruel joke on her or she is deliberately trying to look as vulgar as a street walker in Tijuana.

by Anonymousreply 77September 16, 2021 3:03 PM

She probably has trouble figuring out what suits her or how she wants to look with such a shadow cast by her mother.

by Anonymousreply 78September 16, 2021 3:05 PM

[quote]I don’t think she’s ugly at all, but she hasn’t figured out the right makeup, hair, colors, or dress style to suit her, so she looks like a train wreck here. She doesn’t understand that women wear heavy eye makeup like she has on to try and fake the eyes she has naturally. She should be dressing in light-colored floaty, soft clothes and going for a natural look, plus putting some movement into her hair with layers.

I agree with all of this. She isn’t ugly, she just following trends that work against her skin’s natural warm undertones.

Her makeup is still too heavy in this picture but she looks a lot better.

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by Anonymousreply 79September 16, 2021 3:15 PM

She should go to Rome and study how the rich local women there dress.

by Anonymousreply 80September 16, 2021 3:20 PM

Madonna is so hairy! She lifted up her arm and I thought Tina Turner was underneath there!

by Anonymousreply 81September 16, 2021 3:24 PM

R14/R16/R19 fucksake, the dress isn’t at all flattering or classy and is showing way too much skin (and those fug tattoos), but not every famous woman is or should be an anorexic twig. Lourdes’ body looks fine, like a healthy curvaceous young woman. Normal female bodies naturally retain a bit of fat and cellulite on them as a biological necessity, especially in the upper limbs and midsection, even if fashion abhors this. I actually like that Lourdes hasn’t starved herself sick just to go to some trashy creepy industry parties. Life is too fucking short. I’m not saying we accept freakish unhealthy waking diabetes PSAa like Lizzo, either—just that we stop demanding women turn themselves skeletal to get on a magazine cover.

And same to R55–women have body hair, sometimes quite a bit, so chill. In the West, it’s only for the last fifty years we’ve only been coerced to shave it, because of insidious marketing. Before that came thousands of years where it was accepted that female humans have hair on their bodies, and that’s not inherently unclean or unsightly and nothing needs to happen to it.

All these complaints just prove how far we’ve become so divorced from our natural physical reality. Is it any wonder society is going to shit thanks such ridiculous expectations?

by Anonymousreply 82September 16, 2021 3:44 PM

No excuse for tugging on your hair and sticking your tongue out on the red carpet.

by Anonymousreply 83September 16, 2021 4:20 PM

People are still making excuses for this whore 🙄 she has chosen to be a MODEL which means she needs to be thinner and prettier than the average woman to be good at her JOB

by Anonymousreply 84September 16, 2021 4:50 PM

For some reason I keep trying to picture Lourdes with her hair in a sleek bob and wearing tennis whites. I guess I’m trying to picture what she’d look like with a clean crisp look.

by Anonymousreply 85September 16, 2021 5:04 PM

It’s more than just the hair or dress. Her whole demeanor in that video is slutty. The way she bends over and shows us her deformed tongue, I bet she wanted to say “cum over here Papi, let me show you a good time”.

by Anonymousreply 86September 16, 2021 5:09 PM

No, she's ugly, like bone ugly. She's one of the dimmest bulbs I've seen in a while, there's barely any light of a soul shining from her eyes. Her eyebrows are a mess, let's not even go where the unshaven parts are, and she has a hole in her tongue the size of a flood light.

She's ugly inside and out and if she wasn't the spawn of Vadge y'all would be ripping her even further to shreds. Supermodel? My god, have some standards already OP

by Anonymousreply 87September 16, 2021 5:28 PM

R87 I have learned that a part of DL etiquette is that even those who are largely despised here are called stunning, gorgeous, beauty, doll, etc. Of course, its all mockful niceness. DLers are bitchy like that.

by Anonymousreply 88September 16, 2021 5:46 PM

Did anyone on here see the movie “Dog Fight”? When she bends over snd sticks out her tongue she looked exactly like one of the contestants brought to the dance.

by Anonymousreply 89September 16, 2021 6:25 PM

Is the raised exposed armpit her trademark look? She does it every time she's not wearing sleeves.

I think she smokes a lot of weed and that contributes to the dead eyed look.

by Anonymousreply 90September 16, 2021 6:32 PM

Looks like an NYC strippa hoe

by Anonymousreply 91September 16, 2021 6:35 PM

Madonna described her in an interview as being lazy, having no drive and uninterested in work.

She looks slobby, gormless and like a twenty years older drag queen.

by Anonymousreply 92September 16, 2021 7:08 PM

R80 - but please don't tell her to look at their grooming, hygiene, attitude, politics, cleanliness, etiquette or shoes. They make Lourdes look like Grace Kelly.

by Anonymousreply 93September 16, 2021 9:43 PM
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