The next SUPERMODEL

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but she hit every branch on the way down.

Jeezus! Even her mother doesn't look that cheap.

All that make-up and she still looks like a resident from Innsmouth.

Are we sure that isn't a drag queen?

All of a sudden I have a yen for Moroccan food.

She's just as much a tired attention whore as her mother. Shocking.

I guess the mother is partly to blame here. Being an attention seeking desperate looking whore is what you end up as. Awful, just awful.

She looks exactly like a drag Cher.

Kids imitate what they see growing up.

It looks like she's been hit with the ugly stick. And they showed NO MERCY!

Those linebacker shoulders don’t need any pads, she could suit up for the Raiders today.

Lourdes pronounced LardAss

Was Madge taking testosterone when she got pregnant with Lourdes? Because if you’d told me she was a trans I’d believe it. Wide, square shoulders, wide, barrel-like torso without a waist pretty much like a man’s torso, then there’s all that hair. That’s too hairy for a woman, she must have PCOS or something.

why doesn't madonna help her disgusting daughter with her weight problem? she looked like a fat pig in that outfit

Unironically yes, straight out of a 2000s AVN awards red carpet

She's fat. hahahahaha!

She’s not really ugly but she carries herself in an ugly manner.

Agree, r17. And there's no personality. At least not as far as I can tell.

Would someone at least tell her to close her mouth? She thinks it looks sexy, but it just makes her look intellectually disabled.

If you have a fat stomach find a dress that doesn’t highlight it. Who designed this mess?

So much elegance

SJP's Latin cousin.

She looks like a piece of trash at her Quinceañera. Funny how she inherited her mother’s shamelessness…and daddy issues.

That's what you get when both of your parents are uneducated low-lifes.

She looks like an Armenian belly dancer.

Lourdes, this is not gonna bring Timmy back

R2 Madonna looks great. People in the VMA thread were wondering if Madonna's kids are ashamed of her. It might be the other way around.

Dam, that is one homely gurl

Wow she looks just like her daddy in a wig

she has a hole in her tongue omg 🤢

Looks like a tranny from the 80s working the docks in NYC.

$499 for THAT pic? Lmao

Still dull compared to mama.

She is as obnoxious as her mother.

Now I haven't ever been into Latino men or Italians, but they do have beauty. While Lourdes may present her mom's vulgarity, her features are not ugly at all. Beautiful dark eyes, beautiful skintone and let's be objective a little. She isn't an ugly girl but the style is not the best.

No, sorry r34 she’s genuinely ugly.

If you've got it, flaunt it. Even if you don't have it, flaunt it

Lesson #1, learned at her mommy's knee.

And they said I gave transgender women a bad name……

She'd be much better looking if she lost the fat, shaved her pits and carried herself like she had a soul.

Lourdes isn’t ugly or fat but when compared to models she looks like a slob, it’s almost unfair to have her out amongst all that beauty because it makes her stand out and not in a good way.

She has some very masculine features that coupled with her dark hair and eyes remind you of a tranny.

None of her ad campaigns are good, she just isn’t model material. The only reason we are talking about her is because she has been foisted on the public through nepotism.

Well that and because she poses by showing off her hairy armpit.

She looks NASTY!

She is ugly. How soon before she gets face tats?

Someone needs to teach her how to pose on the red carpet. She looks like she’s about to fall over.

She needs to get an education and do something useful with her life.

Salome', when she danced.

Lipstick on a pig/hot mess

Take your pick.

I’m beginning to question Jeremy Scott’s fashion sense.

[italic]WOOF[/italic] is that bitch a dog. She wasn't just beat with the ugly stick, she was bullwhipped with the ugly bullwhip.

Some people can carry off the "jolie laide" look, where you're not beautiful but you have charisma and sparkle that makes you attractive.

Lourdes has the eyes of a career hooker ending her days at the age of 52 in a crack motel in Gary, trying to solicit one last john so she can buy one last rock. Hollow. Dead. Soulless.

Oh brother, not the “dead eyes” troll again.

She’s perfectly attractive and compared to some of the other monstrosities the guests had on, perfectly attired.

She does have dead eyes! And with her tongue hanging out she looks developmentally delayed.

I don’t think she is technically ugly but her comportment is terrible.

I would feel a bit sorry for her but she seems like such a dumb cunt, I can’t.

At least Mama made some catchy tunes once upon a time.

That video is hilarious when she’s tugging on her wig, lifts her arm to show us her unshaven armpit then bends over and sticks her lizard tongue out. I wonder how many times she practiced this move in the mirror before?

I am a provocateur just like my mother!

Poor child she got the worst features of both her parents including madonna’s lack of talent and attention starvation.

She looks like she showered in grease before getting dressed.

I’ve seen lots of young women who have hairy pits and legs here in Manhattan. I find it a little shocking, to be honest. I thought the young people were all about hairlessness. Don’t they all find pubic hair disgusting? Or is that just depending on your tribe?

"People think I'm this talentless rich kid who's had everything given to her, but I'm not," Leon told the magazine"

That's about as self-aware as a male praying mantis getting ready to have sex. Lourdes honey, if your mommy wasn't Madonna? NOBODY WOULD GIVE A DAMN.

It must kill her knowing that she represents the true talent level of her mother (not much) but she'll never be a star like her. Also, her mother continues to show all signs of being a narcissistic sociopath.

R56 She’s not what is she then? A scientist?

Hideous tattoos. That get-up does nothing for her.

Madonna has (had) charisma and could dance a little, plus an ability to suss (suck) out people who could showcase her in a fun, provocative way.

Lourdes has zero charisma let alone talent.

This is NOT how you strike a pose

She needs to suck up to Mommie Dearest to secure her inheritance (and the childrem Mommie Dearest bought from that baby farm in Malawi need to be disinherited).

She is the Frank Stallone of Frank Sinatra Jr.s of untalented offspring.

She should start a band with that name and be an opening act for a Nelson cover band.

Nahhh she ain’t

Lourdes leaving Rihanna’s after party

I’ll bet Madonna wishes she aborted this one too.

The tongue thing. What does it mean? Miley Cyrus has this problem.

Shite, I can smell her BO from my computer.

Also, she looks like the female version of my Italian ex-boyfriend.

She was a cute kid. Seems to be deliberately making herself hideous. I recoiled from my computer screen as I watch her hunch over to pose, deliberately exposing her pits and malformed tongue. I watched Hookers on the Point recently. There is a strong resemblance.

Yes, r69, while not perfect she is not ugly but chooses the worse clothes,, hair, styles, tattoos and general attitude to make herself unattractive, it seems intentional.

God that's gross

Fat Cher. Not working.

She’s exhausting. Yes, we know, she doesn’t shave her armpits. How rebellious. How edgy. God, not one ounce of originality.

A pale tongue is a sign of thrush, or yeast overgrowth isn't it?

R74 It's candida.

I don’t think she’s ugly at all, but she hasn’t figured out the right makeup, hair, colors, or dress style to suit her, so she looks like a train wreck here. She doesn’t understand that women wear heavy eye makeup like she has on to try and fake the eyes she has naturally. She should be dressing in light-colored floaty, soft clothes and going for a natural look, plus putting some movement into her hair with layers.

R76 she is 24 not 12. She has access to the best stylists. Either they are playing a cruel joke on her or she is deliberately trying to look as vulgar as a street walker in Tijuana.

She probably has trouble figuring out what suits her or how she wants to look with such a shadow cast by her mother.

[quote]I don’t think she’s ugly at all, but she hasn’t figured out the right makeup, hair, colors, or dress style to suit her, so she looks like a train wreck here. She doesn’t understand that women wear heavy eye makeup like she has on to try and fake the eyes she has naturally. She should be dressing in light-colored floaty, soft clothes and going for a natural look, plus putting some movement into her hair with layers.

I agree with all of this. She isn’t ugly, she just following trends that work against her skin’s natural warm undertones.

Her makeup is still too heavy in this picture but she looks a lot better.

She should go to Rome and study how the rich local women there dress.

Madonna is so hairy! She lifted up her arm and I thought Tina Turner was underneath there!

R14/R16/R19 fucksake, the dress isn’t at all flattering or classy and is showing way too much skin (and those fug tattoos), but not every famous woman is or should be an anorexic twig. Lourdes’ body looks fine, like a healthy curvaceous young woman. Normal female bodies naturally retain a bit of fat and cellulite on them as a biological necessity, especially in the upper limbs and midsection, even if fashion abhors this. I actually like that Lourdes hasn’t starved herself sick just to go to some trashy creepy industry parties. Life is too fucking short. I’m not saying we accept freakish unhealthy waking diabetes PSAa like Lizzo, either—just that we stop demanding women turn themselves skeletal to get on a magazine cover.

And same to R55–women have body hair, sometimes quite a bit, so chill. In the West, it’s only for the last fifty years we’ve only been coerced to shave it, because of insidious marketing. Before that came thousands of years where it was accepted that female humans have hair on their bodies, and that’s not inherently unclean or unsightly and nothing needs to happen to it.

All these complaints just prove how far we’ve become so divorced from our natural physical reality. Is it any wonder society is going to shit thanks such ridiculous expectations?

No excuse for tugging on your hair and sticking your tongue out on the red carpet.

People are still making excuses for this whore 🙄 she has chosen to be a MODEL which means she needs to be thinner and prettier than the average woman to be good at her JOB

For some reason I keep trying to picture Lourdes with her hair in a sleek bob and wearing tennis whites. I guess I’m trying to picture what she’d look like with a clean crisp look.

It’s more than just the hair or dress. Her whole demeanor in that video is slutty. The way she bends over and shows us her deformed tongue, I bet she wanted to say “cum over here Papi, let me show you a good time”.

No, she's ugly, like bone ugly. She's one of the dimmest bulbs I've seen in a while, there's barely any light of a soul shining from her eyes. Her eyebrows are a mess, let's not even go where the unshaven parts are, and she has a hole in her tongue the size of a flood light.

She's ugly inside and out and if she wasn't the spawn of Vadge y'all would be ripping her even further to shreds. Supermodel? My god, have some standards already OP

R87 I have learned that a part of DL etiquette is that even those who are largely despised here are called stunning, gorgeous, beauty, doll, etc. Of course, its all mockful niceness. DLers are bitchy like that.

Did anyone on here see the movie “Dog Fight”? When she bends over snd sticks out her tongue she looked exactly like one of the contestants brought to the dance.

Is the raised exposed armpit her trademark look? She does it every time she's not wearing sleeves.

I think she smokes a lot of weed and that contributes to the dead eyed look.

Looks like an NYC strippa hoe

Madonna described her in an interview as being lazy, having no drive and uninterested in work.

She looks slobby, gormless and like a twenty years older drag queen.

R80 - but please don't tell her to look at their grooming, hygiene, attitude, politics, cleanliness, etiquette or shoes. They make Lourdes look like Grace Kelly.

She look retarted

No matter in what context I see her, she never, EVER looks clean. Always greasy.

Someone needs to turn the hose on her.

Madonna needs to send Lourdes to charm school.

She could look good, but these days it's about turning traditional notions of beauty upside down. That's a big part of what she and others are doing.

She’s so tired, unoriginal, and boring.

She looks greasy but she is not tired. More to come...

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Brave and stunning!

Maybe she'd look better if she had the armpit hair professionally styled... you know, she could have it braided, or feathered....

She has no idea how ordinary she is.

[quote]women have body hair, sometimes quite a bit, so chill. In the West, it’s only for the last fifty years we’ve only been coerced to shave it,

Ahem. I beg your pardon.

Why do the young look so cheap?

True, R100. Everyone must have been wondering how the fat, trashy girl got on the runway.

She looks disfigured.

She’s even more awful than Willow Smith. Pretending that this beast is a model is some real delusional thinking.

That couture outfit worn by Ms. Leon is the kind of ensemble one sees for sale in adult gift shops. 39.99 plus tax.

She came out of nowhere to become a model. Maybe Madge and paying people to hire her daughter as a model?

Standards for models have dropping in recent years. The Hadid sisters and Kendall Jenner, now this chola, tranny Cher impersonator.

She already has a tinge of matronly about her.

She should go severe. I’m talking Yohji Yamamoto type severe. Counter-intuitively, it would give her a fresher look.

From the front she looks like her mother, side view like her dad.

Shaving armpits goes back to the first World War. That's when Harper's Bazaar started telling women they had to shave their armpit hair because sleeveless dresses were becoming popular.

R112 - not an ounce if her dad. She is her mother's clone.

Who’s her dad again?

She looks like a Carlos Leon clone. Her mother had delicate porcelain features. Not to mention she lacks her mother’s overall spark, to say the least.

R116 delicate, porcelain features? What the fuck. Madonna always looked like she was one crosswalk away from being hit by a car and her spawn ain't much better.

I like Lourdes' look. It's very editorial. Like a cross between Cher and Rossey de Palma. Models don't all have to be glamour girls. They all have their place.

^^^ Yes, Lourdes occupies a very unique niche 🙄.

[quote]I like Lourdes' look. It's very editorial.

Yes, you're right. Her look is visually striking. It screams: "I'm not a model and have no business being on this runway."

True Blue era Madonna- she was delicate and porcelain.

Talentless tranny hooker wannabe! Her mother IS so proud!

WW for R107. Bravo. Every once in a while we get a good one like the old days.

I would never describe Madonna’s features as delicate at any point in her career. Her skin was very pale back then though. She liked that look.

Lardass looks like a fat version of Madonna in a terrible wig.

What does she model for? Mack Trucks? Ace Hardware?

She is a hulking beast in terms of the modeling world. In the human world she is thick, but ok looking.

Her style is dumb whore.

R126 lol.

Ugh. The rolls of fat.

.,.,

I’m kind of wondering if this is just a phase and at some point she’ll get her act together and become a cut throat business woman like her mom. Probably not but you never know.