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How Many Lifts Has Madonna Had?

I’m thinking 4 or 5 now.

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by Anonymousreply 101September 15, 2021 9:04 PM

Too many

by Anonymousreply 1September 13, 2021 11:53 PM

This.... this is horrifying

by Anonymousreply 2September 13, 2021 11:54 PM


Trigger warning, please!

by Anonymousreply 3September 13, 2021 11:54 PM

R2 It really was grotesque.

by Anonymousreply 4September 13, 2021 11:54 PM

Why can't that human gargoyle keep her dried up milk glands in her clothes, EVER!

by Anonymousreply 5September 13, 2021 11:56 PM

Also, where did her neck go?

by Anonymousreply 6September 13, 2021 11:57 PM

Does she feel okay? I don’t feel good if I’m over or underdressed for an occasion. I would not feel comfortable in her shoes.

by Anonymousreply 7September 13, 2021 11:58 PM

I love Edith Massey!

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by Anonymousreply 8September 13, 2021 11:58 PM

It's sad to say, but it really is good when icons die young.

by Anonymousreply 9September 13, 2021 11:59 PM

Is that why she has a goatee now?

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2021 12:01 AM

She looks like Lily Munster, except her hairline starts at the top of her skull.

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2021 12:03 AM

The fillers and surgery have actually changed the shape of her head. Her forehead looks way rounder than it is naturally.

by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2021 12:09 AM

She's in Cicciolina territory now but C at 68 looks 100x times better than M.

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by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2021 12:17 AM

Spanx and fillers there.

by Anonymousreply 14September 14, 2021 12:19 AM

Jayne Mansfield, circa 1966.

by Anonymousreply 15September 14, 2021 12:21 AM

How dare you. Jayne Mansfield at her worst never looked that bad

by Anonymousreply 16September 14, 2021 12:36 AM

If Madonna had died in that riding accident in '05, she'd have been a legend. As it is--yikes.

by Anonymousreply 17September 14, 2021 12:53 AM

R13 Cicciolina does look pretty good! I was expecting the worst.

by Anonymousreply 18September 14, 2021 2:45 AM

How Many Lifts Has *Charlene Tilton* Had?

by Anonymousreply 19September 14, 2021 3:20 AM

The Uncanny Valley... LIVE!

by Anonymousreply 20September 14, 2021 3:21 AM

She's been lifted so many times, her shoes are empty.

She's been lifted so many times, every time she crossed her legs her mouth snaps open!!

She's been lifted so many times, her ears meet on top.

by Anonymousreply 21September 14, 2021 3:29 AM

You know it's time to stop when someone calls you "Miss McCain".

by Anonymousreply 22September 14, 2021 3:31 AM

Lorry Hill said Madonna has had 3 facelifts.

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by Anonymousreply 23September 14, 2021 3:34 AM

R23 Must be accurate then

by Anonymousreply 24September 14, 2021 3:36 AM

And who is that slob behind her with the belly shirt on and her gut hanging out?

by Anonymousreply 25September 14, 2021 3:37 AM

She should just get her avatar ready and call it a day.

by Anonymousreply 26September 14, 2021 3:49 AM

Jesus, Baby Jane territory. What happened to aging gracefully?

by Anonymousreply 27September 14, 2021 3:54 AM

What’s the big deal about Madonna using Uber all the time?

by Anonymousreply 28September 14, 2021 4:08 AM

Where's her maaaaaask?

by Anonymousreply 29September 14, 2021 5:46 AM

4 or 5 this year alone.

by Anonymousreply 30September 14, 2021 6:09 AM

She's beginning to look like Agnès Sorel

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by Anonymousreply 31September 14, 2021 6:38 AM

Turkey neck carefully covered up. Wrinkly hands carefully covered up. Still looks like a ridiculous old cunt.

by Anonymousreply 32September 14, 2021 6:50 AM

It’s enlightening to see this photo instead of her usual filtered and touched up insta pics. She’s a mess up close. As we all are in our 60s. My one time idol has become a joke. It makes me sad, but as long as she’s happy I guess. Everyone is still talking about her, so there’s that.

by Anonymousreply 33September 14, 2021 10:40 AM

It's gone beyond surgical enhancement. She's being held together by a complicated system of pulleys and hydraulics.

by Anonymousreply 34September 14, 2021 11:52 AM

She started losing it back when she started wearing that ridiculous grill.

by Anonymousreply 35September 14, 2021 11:53 AM

I can barely look at her.

by Anonymousreply 36September 14, 2021 11:55 AM

Blah blah blah

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by Anonymousreply 37September 14, 2021 11:57 AM

“Have you seen her lately?”

by Anonymousreply 38September 14, 2021 12:01 PM

She should be referred to as "The Person Formerly Known As Madonna."

by Anonymousreply 39September 14, 2021 12:12 PM

She needs new muses. Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers have already been sacrificed at the altar of plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 40September 14, 2021 12:16 PM

Well, let's see:

- facelifts √√√

- boob lifts √√

- butt lifts √√

- batwing lifts √

- cunt lift √

So nine lifts and counting.

by Anonymousreply 41September 14, 2021 12:22 PM

Money, plastic surgery, fame, sex, adulation has not brought her happiness. Just grasping more & more. Why? What is the hollowness that can never be filled? Soo grateful for my simple, easy, serene life. I guess on some strange level she is still a gift to me. Back in the day she was the gift of dance & fun. Now she is the gift of..there but for the grace of God, go I..

by Anonymousreply 42September 14, 2021 12:31 PM

What is she trying to achieve?

by Anonymousreply 43September 14, 2021 12:33 PM

You make a good point about the old adage "money doesn't buy happiness" R42. She's a damaged person who will never be happy.

by Anonymousreply 44September 14, 2021 12:34 PM

At least she’s covered up those claws.

by Anonymousreply 45September 14, 2021 12:35 PM

R42 - spot on. She’s tried filling every void, and at the age of 60, she’s still trying! Now she’s trying to fill her enormous gash with a 27 year old virile BBC. How much money will that cost her? When is enough, enough? Does she have any true friends? Why does my idol have to be a joke?

by Anonymousreply 46September 14, 2021 12:37 PM

Even though Mia Farrow is a nut, it's nice she was able to retreat to her Connecticut sanctuary with her adopted children and live away from the glare of the spotlight. It's too bad Madonna can't do that but I am sure she thinks it's measure of her coolness that she would be bored with living part-time at a country house or a ranch.

by Anonymousreply 47September 14, 2021 12:47 PM

It might just be tape for the special event. It seems more taut then usual.

Doctored photo?

by Anonymousreply 48September 14, 2021 12:54 PM

R47, so you think older women should just... disappear? How sweet.

by Anonymousreply 49September 14, 2021 12:57 PM

Mad-Donna is looking more and more like her father!

Without all the filters, she really looks like him.

Her teeth look yellow.

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by Anonymousreply 50September 14, 2021 12:57 PM

She's turned into Donatella Versace.

by Anonymousreply 51September 14, 2021 1:01 PM

“How many lifts has Madonna had?”

I know she still wants to be relevant, but is this what someone wants to be known for? We don’t talk about her talent or performance, we talk about her latest cosmetic surgery stunt. We talk about her ridiculous Tijuana ass implants, her neck lift, the gallons of silicone injected in every line on her face. I just want to know, what’s her end goal here? I don’t see any positive outcomes. Maybe she wants to blow through a never ending bank account.

by Anonymousreply 52September 14, 2021 1:05 PM

Crone alert!

by Anonymousreply 53September 14, 2021 1:05 PM

[quote]so you think older women should just... disappear? How sweet.

I didn't post about Mia, but celebrities like Madonna simply cannot accept aging, isn't it obvious? The ongoing plastic surgery on her face, the fillers, the laughable butt implant, the new huge breasts?!!

Madonna's entire career was based on controversy, artifice, on sex and on youth. It's easy to see she cannot accept getting older. She tries to remain 'youthful' and relevant by manipulating her face and body. The only thing controversial about her now is her pathetic surgeries.

There are tons of older women who are still famous and whose careers are still thriving. Had Madonna any actual talent and a good voice, she wouldn't have to grasp so hard to get media attention. Now, she's simply laughable and quite pathetic.

I'm not a big Stevie Nicks fan, but she's older than Madonna, she's 73, and still has a huge fanbase. Older and new young fans are into her music. Nicks and Fleetwood Mac's fanbase gets excited every time there's a mention of new LP or a tour.

There has to be much more to fandom than a musician's calculated image, constant fake controversy and elaborate stage shows., all which usually takes a backseat to the actual music There has to be raw talent. I say this as someone who has worked in the music biz for many years.

It doesn't matter how old a musicians is, talent will always prevail in the music biz. Tony Bennett has Alzheimers, he's doing one last tour. The Rolling Stones are still relevant, as are many other older musicians.

Madonna simply isn't very good musically. Sure, she knew to hire excellent musicians to work on her albums and tours, however Madonna herself is not talented. She always needed a gimmick and controversy to sell her 'music'.

Madonna was always great at marketing, that's about it. That should be her new career, to nurture new musicians, to market them.

by Anonymousreply 54September 14, 2021 1:13 PM

LEONA HELMSLEY, the aged stripper.

by Anonymousreply 55September 14, 2021 1:48 PM

I see Madonna ending up like this:

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by Anonymousreply 56September 14, 2021 1:58 PM

The FOKKEN sisters, what a perfect name!

by Anonymousreply 57September 14, 2021 2:01 PM

Her hair line is much higher than it used to be. Facelifts or is she balding?

by Anonymousreply 58September 14, 2021 2:04 PM

[quote] Facelifts or is she balding?


It's obvious she has more than a few facelifts. Her face is tighter than a drum.

After years of bleaching her naturally dark hair, platinum blond, it stands to reason she's destroyed the roots.

by Anonymousreply 59September 14, 2021 2:15 PM

BPD explains a lot, R42. R54 also makes excellent points. This sad woman now looks like a character from a Fellini movie. You’d think a smart woman like Madonna would have better planned for this stage of her life. She is a punchline.

by Anonymousreply 60September 14, 2021 2:23 PM

She’ll go like Joan Rivers.

by Anonymousreply 61September 14, 2021 2:30 PM

Today's superstar is tomorrow's Depends spokesperson. Aging is horrible for female celebrities.

by Anonymousreply 62September 14, 2021 3:27 PM

When the silicone turns to rock she will be her own freestanding mausoleum.

No need to embalm and bury, just stand her up in the corner.

by Anonymousreply 63September 14, 2021 3:31 PM

Yikes! This is the worst picture so far

by Anonymousreply 64September 14, 2021 3:39 PM

Madonna ain’t got no edges! Lol…This looks like a poorly done Lacefront. She is starting to look like Donatella Versace.

by Anonymousreply 65September 14, 2021 3:54 PM

Funny how she used to downplay her dates with black men when she was younger and sexier. But now that she’s all haggard and ridiculous looking, she parades one around like her pet.

by Anonymousreply 66September 14, 2021 4:11 PM

I don’t like her cheap tangle of Claire’s Boutique necklaces. They are always there, turning green.

by Anonymousreply 67September 14, 2021 8:58 PM

I actually like the gold necklaces. Very Carmela Soprano / Adriana La Cerva (Sopranos).

by Anonymousreply 68September 14, 2021 10:31 PM

If only Madge could meet Adriana's fate....ca fait rever...

by Anonymousreply 69September 14, 2021 10:37 PM

We pray daily to Saint Madonna for wisdom, blessings, and protection from ending up like her tragic ass.

by Anonymousreply 70September 14, 2021 11:42 PM

God she looks like an old bag in those photos above. She looks older than Marlene Dietrich EVER looked. And the pix of Debbie Harry from that Met ball last night show that it's possible to look presentable at an even greater age than Madge's. And Madge is lying about her age if she is contending that she is 60 nowadays; she's 62 or 63, I'm too indifferent to look it up.

by Anonymousreply 71September 15, 2021 12:01 AM

Madonna looks like a 75 year old with bad plastic surgery.

That terrible plastic surgery actually makes her look much older than her age.

by Anonymousreply 72September 15, 2021 12:28 AM

As a previous poster had guessed, lift tapes. Yes she’s had 1 or 2 facelifts, but she also does pull her face back with tape when wearing wigs- there were photos on her IG that clearly showed them under her wig. She probably also does a fracture wrap (favorite of Cher’s) under the wig, which is why the hairline is so far back.

by Anonymousreply 73September 15, 2021 12:42 AM

WTF happened to her hairline? I don't remember it ever being that far back. It looks like she has a good two inches of additional forehead than I've ever seen before.

by Anonymousreply 74September 15, 2021 12:55 AM

R68 I could get into the look if she had fabulous necklaces,like chains of diamonds,,pearls,rubies or the like. But not that cheap ass Service Merchandise /Bodega looking crap.

by Anonymousreply 75September 15, 2021 12:59 AM

I wonder if she’ll die during plastic surgery like Joan River or Kanye’s mom. We can’t count on a drug overdose like Whitney or Anna Nicole. I just really think it’s time. Can anyone tell me how she’s going to die?

by Anonymousreply 76September 15, 2021 1:29 AM

R76 Jeanne Dixon predicted dark waters.

by Anonymousreply 77September 15, 2021 1:34 AM

Hate to say it, I wish she had died after Ray of Light. Gone out on a high. Maybe Lordes wouldn't ave been as fucked up either.

by Anonymousreply 78September 15, 2021 1:40 AM

R78 - that’s definitely best case scenario.

by Anonymousreply 79September 15, 2021 1:42 AM

So now we’re wishing Madonna was dead?

How psycho can you be.

The real story here is the obsession of the Madonna nutcase stalker who knows her every move

It’s never ending and goes after her whole family and anyone associated with her. Like a personal vendetta.

by Anonymousreply 80September 15, 2021 1:42 AM


by Anonymousreply 81September 15, 2021 1:48 AM

Hi 'Madonna

by Anonymousreply 82September 15, 2021 1:49 AM

R80 - It’s not so much we’re wishing her dead, it’s that we’re ready to say goodbye. We will give her worldwide tributes and memorials. We will honor the good deeds and the good music she created. But we’re tired. And we’re ready. She needs to go.

by Anonymousreply 83September 15, 2021 1:49 AM

Well, R76, if that’s how she goes out, she, like Joan Rivers, will die doing what she loved to do.

by Anonymousreply 84September 15, 2021 1:52 AM

[quote]It won’t be like Princess Diana, but it’ll be pretty damn good

Speaking of dying in Paris, it will be a lot like Marlene Dietrich.

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by Anonymousreply 85September 15, 2021 1:53 AM

She's set to star in a remake of Female Trouble.

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by Anonymousreply 86September 15, 2021 1:54 AM

Damn some troll and their 5 sock puppets are going for blood on here. Madonna must have snubbed them.

Maybe it’s Sean Penn.

by Anonymousreply 87September 15, 2021 1:56 AM

How many times are we going to see these same divine memes and baby Jane etc. get a new schtick.

by Anonymousreply 88September 15, 2021 1:56 AM

She looks like Cathy Moriarty now.

by Anonymousreply 89September 15, 2021 1:57 AM

It's sad seeing a legend who was once the epitome of cool and THE trendsetter go out like like this. SMH

by Anonymousreply 90September 15, 2021 2:03 AM

I thought it was Cat Woman.

by Anonymousreply 91September 15, 2021 2:11 AM

Madonna now looks like a passable TRANNY.

by Anonymousreply 92September 15, 2021 2:12 AM

[quote]As a previous poster had guessed, lift tapes. Yes she’s had 1 or 2 facelifts, but she also does pull her face back with tape when wearing wigs- there were photos on her IG that clearly showed them under her wig.

So she's moving into "Life With Lucy" territory.

by Anonymousreply 93September 15, 2021 2:39 AM

Does vaginal rejuvenation count?

by Anonymousreply 94September 15, 2021 2:56 AM

She is what happens when personality disorders are left untreated. She’s the Trump of the music world.

by Anonymousreply 95September 15, 2021 5:12 AM

[quote]That should be her new career, to nurture new musicians, to market them.

R54 Of course this would be the most logical direction for her to take but she'll never do it. She's too narcissistic.

by Anonymousreply 96September 15, 2021 5:59 AM

I’m traumatized by her giant ass. I wonder what resins they injected into her to puff it up like that?

Also, copying Kim Kardashian’s ass look was such a stale move.

by Anonymousreply 97September 15, 2021 6:05 AM

R36, isn’t that what her Maverick label was doing a decade or so ago?

by Anonymousreply 98September 15, 2021 9:29 AM

R72 - Both Helen MIrren and Meryl Streep have 10+ years on her and yet look better.

by Anonymousreply 99September 15, 2021 5:32 PM

Wait, what did I miss, Joan Rivers died during a plastic surgery procedure? WHEN was this revealed?

Thought Joan died during an endoscopy??!!

by Anonymousreply 100September 15, 2021 8:06 PM

Vadge has had more lifts than Tom Cruise’s shoes.

by Anonymousreply 101September 15, 2021 9:04 PM
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