I’m thinking 4 or 5 now.
How Many Lifts Has Madonna Had?
|by Anonymous||reply 101||September 15, 2021 9:04 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||September 13, 2021 11:53 PM|
This.... this is horrifying
|by Anonymous||reply 2||September 13, 2021 11:54 PM|
Trigger warning, please!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||September 13, 2021 11:54 PM|
R2 It really was grotesque.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||September 13, 2021 11:54 PM|
Why can't that human gargoyle keep her dried up milk glands in her clothes, EVER!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||September 13, 2021 11:56 PM|
Also, where did her neck go?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||September 13, 2021 11:57 PM|
Does she feel okay? I don’t feel good if I’m over or underdressed for an occasion. I would not feel comfortable in her shoes.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||September 13, 2021 11:58 PM|
I love Edith Massey!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||September 13, 2021 11:58 PM|
It's sad to say, but it really is good when icons die young.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||September 13, 2021 11:59 PM|
Is that why she has a goatee now?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||September 14, 2021 12:01 AM|
She looks like Lily Munster, except her hairline starts at the top of her skull.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||September 14, 2021 12:03 AM|
The fillers and surgery have actually changed the shape of her head. Her forehead looks way rounder than it is naturally.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||September 14, 2021 12:09 AM|
She's in Cicciolina territory now but C at 68 looks 100x times better than M.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||September 14, 2021 12:17 AM|
Spanx and fillers there.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||September 14, 2021 12:19 AM|
Jayne Mansfield, circa 1966.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||September 14, 2021 12:21 AM|
How dare you. Jayne Mansfield at her worst never looked that bad
|by Anonymous||reply 16||September 14, 2021 12:36 AM|
If Madonna had died in that riding accident in '05, she'd have been a legend. As it is--yikes.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||September 14, 2021 12:53 AM|
R13 Cicciolina does look pretty good! I was expecting the worst.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||September 14, 2021 2:45 AM|
How Many Lifts Has *Charlene Tilton* Had?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||September 14, 2021 3:20 AM|
The Uncanny Valley... LIVE!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||September 14, 2021 3:21 AM|
She's been lifted so many times, her shoes are empty.
She's been lifted so many times, every time she crossed her legs her mouth snaps open!!
She's been lifted so many times, her ears meet on top.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||September 14, 2021 3:29 AM|
You know it's time to stop when someone calls you "Miss McCain".
|by Anonymous||reply 22||September 14, 2021 3:31 AM|
Lorry Hill said Madonna has had 3 facelifts.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||September 14, 2021 3:34 AM|
R23 Must be accurate then
|by Anonymous||reply 24||September 14, 2021 3:36 AM|
And who is that slob behind her with the belly shirt on and her gut hanging out?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||September 14, 2021 3:37 AM|
She should just get her avatar ready and call it a day.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||September 14, 2021 3:49 AM|
Jesus, Baby Jane territory. What happened to aging gracefully?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||September 14, 2021 3:54 AM|
What’s the big deal about Madonna using Uber all the time?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||September 14, 2021 4:08 AM|
Where's her maaaaaask?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||September 14, 2021 5:46 AM|
4 or 5 this year alone.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||September 14, 2021 6:09 AM|
She's beginning to look like Agnès Sorel
|by Anonymous||reply 31||September 14, 2021 6:38 AM|
Turkey neck carefully covered up. Wrinkly hands carefully covered up. Still looks like a ridiculous old cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||September 14, 2021 6:50 AM|
It’s enlightening to see this photo instead of her usual filtered and touched up insta pics. She’s a mess up close. As we all are in our 60s. My one time idol has become a joke. It makes me sad, but as long as she’s happy I guess. Everyone is still talking about her, so there’s that.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||September 14, 2021 10:40 AM|
It's gone beyond surgical enhancement. She's being held together by a complicated system of pulleys and hydraulics.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||September 14, 2021 11:52 AM|
She started losing it back when she started wearing that ridiculous grill.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||September 14, 2021 11:53 AM|
I can barely look at her.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||September 14, 2021 11:55 AM|
Blah blah blah
|by Anonymous||reply 37||September 14, 2021 11:57 AM|
“Have you seen her lately?”
|by Anonymous||reply 38||September 14, 2021 12:01 PM|
She should be referred to as "The Person Formerly Known As Madonna."
|by Anonymous||reply 39||September 14, 2021 12:12 PM|
She needs new muses. Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers have already been sacrificed at the altar of plastic surgery.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||September 14, 2021 12:16 PM|
Well, let's see:
- facelifts √√√
- boob lifts √√
- butt lifts √√
- batwing lifts √
- cunt lift √
So nine lifts and counting.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||September 14, 2021 12:22 PM|
Money, plastic surgery, fame, sex, adulation has not brought her happiness. Just grasping more & more. Why? What is the hollowness that can never be filled? Soo grateful for my simple, easy, serene life. I guess on some strange level she is still a gift to me. Back in the day she was the gift of dance & fun. Now she is the gift of..there but for the grace of God, go I..
|by Anonymous||reply 42||September 14, 2021 12:31 PM|
What is she trying to achieve?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||September 14, 2021 12:33 PM|
You make a good point about the old adage "money doesn't buy happiness" R42. She's a damaged person who will never be happy.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||September 14, 2021 12:34 PM|
At least she’s covered up those claws.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||September 14, 2021 12:35 PM|
R42 - spot on. She’s tried filling every void, and at the age of 60, she’s still trying! Now she’s trying to fill her enormous gash with a 27 year old virile BBC. How much money will that cost her? When is enough, enough? Does she have any true friends? Why does my idol have to be a joke?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||September 14, 2021 12:37 PM|
Even though Mia Farrow is a nut, it's nice she was able to retreat to her Connecticut sanctuary with her adopted children and live away from the glare of the spotlight. It's too bad Madonna can't do that but I am sure she thinks it's measure of her coolness that she would be bored with living part-time at a country house or a ranch.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||September 14, 2021 12:47 PM|
It might just be tape for the special event. It seems more taut then usual.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||September 14, 2021 12:54 PM|
R47, so you think older women should just... disappear? How sweet.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||September 14, 2021 12:57 PM|
Mad-Donna is looking more and more like her father!
Without all the filters, she really looks like him.
Her teeth look yellow.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||September 14, 2021 12:57 PM|
She's turned into Donatella Versace.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||September 14, 2021 1:01 PM|
“How many lifts has Madonna had?”
I know she still wants to be relevant, but is this what someone wants to be known for? We don’t talk about her talent or performance, we talk about her latest cosmetic surgery stunt. We talk about her ridiculous Tijuana ass implants, her neck lift, the gallons of silicone injected in every line on her face. I just want to know, what’s her end goal here? I don’t see any positive outcomes. Maybe she wants to blow through a never ending bank account.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||September 14, 2021 1:05 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 53||September 14, 2021 1:05 PM|
[quote]so you think older women should just... disappear? How sweet.
I didn't post about Mia, but celebrities like Madonna simply cannot accept aging, isn't it obvious? The ongoing plastic surgery on her face, the fillers, the laughable butt implant, the new huge breasts?!!
Madonna's entire career was based on controversy, artifice, on sex and on youth. It's easy to see she cannot accept getting older. She tries to remain 'youthful' and relevant by manipulating her face and body. The only thing controversial about her now is her pathetic surgeries.
There are tons of older women who are still famous and whose careers are still thriving. Had Madonna any actual talent and a good voice, she wouldn't have to grasp so hard to get media attention. Now, she's simply laughable and quite pathetic.
I'm not a big Stevie Nicks fan, but she's older than Madonna, she's 73, and still has a huge fanbase. Older and new young fans are into her music. Nicks and Fleetwood Mac's fanbase gets excited every time there's a mention of new LP or a tour.
There has to be much more to fandom than a musician's calculated image, constant fake controversy and elaborate stage shows., all which usually takes a backseat to the actual music There has to be raw talent. I say this as someone who has worked in the music biz for many years.
It doesn't matter how old a musicians is, talent will always prevail in the music biz. Tony Bennett has Alzheimers, he's doing one last tour. The Rolling Stones are still relevant, as are many other older musicians.
Madonna simply isn't very good musically. Sure, she knew to hire excellent musicians to work on her albums and tours, however Madonna herself is not talented. She always needed a gimmick and controversy to sell her 'music'.
Madonna was always great at marketing, that's about it. That should be her new career, to nurture new musicians, to market them.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||September 14, 2021 1:13 PM|
LEONA HELMSLEY, the aged stripper.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||September 14, 2021 1:48 PM|
I see Madonna ending up like this:
|by Anonymous||reply 56||September 14, 2021 1:58 PM|
The FOKKEN sisters, what a perfect name!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||September 14, 2021 2:01 PM|
Her hair line is much higher than it used to be. Facelifts or is she balding?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||September 14, 2021 2:04 PM|
[quote] Facelifts or is she balding?
It's obvious she has more than a few facelifts. Her face is tighter than a drum.
After years of bleaching her naturally dark hair, platinum blond, it stands to reason she's destroyed the roots.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||September 14, 2021 2:15 PM|
BPD explains a lot, R42. R54 also makes excellent points. This sad woman now looks like a character from a Fellini movie. You’d think a smart woman like Madonna would have better planned for this stage of her life. She is a punchline.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||September 14, 2021 2:23 PM|
She’ll go like Joan Rivers.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||September 14, 2021 2:30 PM|
Today's superstar is tomorrow's Depends spokesperson. Aging is horrible for female celebrities.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||September 14, 2021 3:27 PM|
When the silicone turns to rock she will be her own freestanding mausoleum.
No need to embalm and bury, just stand her up in the corner.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||September 14, 2021 3:31 PM|
Yikes! This is the worst picture so far
|by Anonymous||reply 64||September 14, 2021 3:39 PM|
Madonna ain’t got no edges! Lol…This looks like a poorly done Lacefront. She is starting to look like Donatella Versace.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||September 14, 2021 3:54 PM|
Funny how she used to downplay her dates with black men when she was younger and sexier. But now that she’s all haggard and ridiculous looking, she parades one around like her pet.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||September 14, 2021 4:11 PM|
I don’t like her cheap tangle of Claire’s Boutique necklaces. They are always there, turning green.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||September 14, 2021 8:58 PM|
I actually like the gold necklaces. Very Carmela Soprano / Adriana La Cerva (Sopranos).
|by Anonymous||reply 68||September 14, 2021 10:31 PM|
If only Madge could meet Adriana's fate....ca fait rever...
|by Anonymous||reply 69||September 14, 2021 10:37 PM|
We pray daily to Saint Madonna for wisdom, blessings, and protection from ending up like her tragic ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||September 14, 2021 11:42 PM|
God she looks like an old bag in those photos above. She looks older than Marlene Dietrich EVER looked. And the pix of Debbie Harry from that Met ball last night show that it's possible to look presentable at an even greater age than Madge's. And Madge is lying about her age if she is contending that she is 60 nowadays; she's 62 or 63, I'm too indifferent to look it up.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||September 15, 2021 12:01 AM|
Madonna looks like a 75 year old with bad plastic surgery.
That terrible plastic surgery actually makes her look much older than her age.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||September 15, 2021 12:28 AM|
As a previous poster had guessed, lift tapes. Yes she’s had 1 or 2 facelifts, but she also does pull her face back with tape when wearing wigs- there were photos on her IG that clearly showed them under her wig. She probably also does a fracture wrap (favorite of Cher’s) under the wig, which is why the hairline is so far back.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||September 15, 2021 12:42 AM|
WTF happened to her hairline? I don't remember it ever being that far back. It looks like she has a good two inches of additional forehead than I've ever seen before.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||September 15, 2021 12:55 AM|
R68 I could get into the look if she had fabulous necklaces,like chains of diamonds,,pearls,rubies or the like. But not that cheap ass Service Merchandise /Bodega looking crap.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||September 15, 2021 12:59 AM|
I wonder if she’ll die during plastic surgery like Joan River or Kanye’s mom. We can’t count on a drug overdose like Whitney or Anna Nicole. I just really think it’s time. Can anyone tell me how she’s going to die?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||September 15, 2021 1:29 AM|
R76 Jeanne Dixon predicted dark waters.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||September 15, 2021 1:34 AM|
Hate to say it, I wish she had died after Ray of Light. Gone out on a high. Maybe Lordes wouldn't ave been as fucked up either.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||September 15, 2021 1:40 AM|
R78 - that’s definitely best case scenario.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||September 15, 2021 1:42 AM|
So now we’re wishing Madonna was dead?
How psycho can you be.
The real story here is the obsession of the Madonna nutcase stalker who knows her every move
It’s never ending and goes after her whole family and anyone associated with her. Like a personal vendetta.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||September 15, 2021 1:42 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 81||September 15, 2021 1:48 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 82||September 15, 2021 1:49 AM|
R80 - It’s not so much we’re wishing her dead, it’s that we’re ready to say goodbye. We will give her worldwide tributes and memorials. We will honor the good deeds and the good music she created. But we’re tired. And we’re ready. She needs to go.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||September 15, 2021 1:49 AM|
Well, R76, if that’s how she goes out, she, like Joan Rivers, will die doing what she loved to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||September 15, 2021 1:52 AM|
[quote]It won’t be like Princess Diana, but it’ll be pretty damn good
Speaking of dying in Paris, it will be a lot like Marlene Dietrich.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||September 15, 2021 1:53 AM|
She's set to star in a remake of Female Trouble.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||September 15, 2021 1:54 AM|
Damn some troll and their 5 sock puppets are going for blood on here. Madonna must have snubbed them.
Maybe it’s Sean Penn.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||September 15, 2021 1:56 AM|
How many times are we going to see these same divine memes and baby Jane etc. get a new schtick.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||September 15, 2021 1:56 AM|
She looks like Cathy Moriarty now.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||September 15, 2021 1:57 AM|
It's sad seeing a legend who was once the epitome of cool and THE trendsetter go out like like this. SMH
|by Anonymous||reply 90||September 15, 2021 2:03 AM|
I thought it was Cat Woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||September 15, 2021 2:11 AM|
Madonna now looks like a passable TRANNY.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||September 15, 2021 2:12 AM|
[quote]As a previous poster had guessed, lift tapes. Yes she’s had 1 or 2 facelifts, but she also does pull her face back with tape when wearing wigs- there were photos on her IG that clearly showed them under her wig.
So she's moving into "Life With Lucy" territory.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||September 15, 2021 2:39 AM|
Does vaginal rejuvenation count?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||September 15, 2021 2:56 AM|
She is what happens when personality disorders are left untreated. She’s the Trump of the music world.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||September 15, 2021 5:12 AM|
[quote]That should be her new career, to nurture new musicians, to market them.
R54 Of course this would be the most logical direction for her to take but she'll never do it. She's too narcissistic.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||September 15, 2021 5:59 AM|
I’m traumatized by her giant ass. I wonder what resins they injected into her to puff it up like that?
Also, copying Kim Kardashian’s ass look was such a stale move.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||September 15, 2021 6:05 AM|
R36, isn’t that what her Maverick label was doing a decade or so ago?
|by Anonymous||reply 98||September 15, 2021 9:29 AM|
R72 - Both Helen MIrren and Meryl Streep have 10+ years on her and yet look better.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||September 15, 2021 5:32 PM|
Wait, what did I miss, Joan Rivers died during a plastic surgery procedure? WHEN was this revealed?
Thought Joan died during an endoscopy??!!
|by Anonymous||reply 100||September 15, 2021 8:06 PM|
Vadge has had more lifts than Tom Cruise’s shoes.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||September 15, 2021 9:04 PM|