Channing Tatum shaded for boring Met Gala tux

Dan Levy took all the ruffles.

Maybe he doesn't identify as a shemale.

I would hit that, wouldn't you?

Yes, I would R3.

His head looks narrower than it has lately. More “male model” and less “Mr. Potato Head.”

Also, to the Twitter user who posted that—maybe he doesn’t give that much a fuck about fashion and is just there because it was somehow an obligation? Not every guy is going to be Harry Styles or whoever the fuck.

Whatever! He looks beautiful.

No one would be bored taking it off him.

I think the more appropriate question R3, is would he “hit” you?

As a former exotic dancer, I’m sure he did what he had to do to get by, so I bet some light petting,/jack offs happened with men, and being that attractive, I’m sure he had his pick (and price) of when/if that happened.

And yes, I would hit that.

I’d hit it, but would need sunglasses to defect his very, very shiny head.

Looks better than most

I’ll take boring classic and masculine over last night’s pageant wear any day. Call me, Channing. You have my number.

^^^deflect.

Muriel, we need to talk about the lack of an edit button.

The men have the option of doing the theme or wearing a basic tux or tails. Tatum, Tom Ford and James Corden all went traditional.

Was Billy Porter there dressed as his usual Christmas tree?

Well cut. Excellent shoes. The pocket square looks a bit prepackaged.

Tatum looks nice there. He doesn't look old. Remember when he first kind of hit it and was making lots of romcoms. I remember sitting in some theatre watching some dumb movie of his and thinking he was really charming and admiring the nice camera work they were doing on his eyes. Must not be easy.

Masculinity is so rare these days he actually stands out.

And yet this THING gets applause?

King

That's one lucky tux.

While Charles Melton wore a black suit with his dress shirt mostly unbuttoned and suspenders. Channing looked good.

Arsehole!