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Let's be the movie Fear!

I am the rolling chair Alyssa Milano fucks the drug dealer on.

by Anonymousreply 25September 15, 2021 10:40 PM

I'm the underrated teenaged stepbrother who saves the whole fucking family of idiots.

by Anonymousreply 1September 13, 2021 11:18 PM

Are any of you ever embarrassed by how amazingly low brow your tastes are? You don’t have to answer. I know the answer.

by Anonymousreply 2September 13, 2021 11:21 PM

Did Marky Mark bang Reese during the filming?

by Anonymousreply 3September 13, 2021 11:32 PM

I'm the chocolate cake that Reese tells Alyssa is "to go".

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2021 1:49 PM

I'm the creepy dad's failed security system.

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2021 2:11 PM

R2- Knowledge, no matter how trivial is never wasted.

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2021 2:12 PM

I would guess no r3, Reese seems way too uptight to fuck a piece of Boston trash like Mark.

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2021 2:15 PM

R4- in her New Yawk accent, while smoking!

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2021 2:37 PM

I'm James Taylor, wondering how the fuck I got mentioned in this movie.

by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2021 2:38 PM

I'm the neon paper flyers cut into 1/4's promoting a underground grunge band.

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2021 2:41 PM

I'm the Playboy magazine Margo drools over in her quest to be Seattle's super ho.

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2021 2:42 PM

R7- Reese likes to trash it up with the best of them, she likes her bourbon. Markly isn't the only one that's been in the pokey!

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by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2021 2:54 PM

I'm the stepbrother who mysteriously has more sense than everyone, probably because my real father isn't on CSI.

by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2021 2:56 PM

I'm the huge black lacquer fridge, which is unplugged and dark every time they open it.

by Anonymousreply 14September 14, 2021 2:57 PM

I’m the creepy guy who jerks off while maintaining eye contact with Reese’s character. I also point at her for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 15September 14, 2021 3:00 PM

I'm the NICOLE-4-EVA carving on Marky Mark's chest!

by Anonymousreply 16September 14, 2021 3:05 PM

I'm the totem pole that falls during the rave! Very dramatic!

by Anonymousreply 17September 14, 2021 3:48 PM

I'm the helicopter that invades the rave. Damned teenagers!

by Anonymousreply 18September 14, 2021 3:54 PM

"If something seems too good to be true it probably isn't"- So DEEP marky!

by Anonymousreply 19September 14, 2021 4:59 PM

I'm Reese's makeup, which makes her look like a slut.

by Anonymousreply 20September 14, 2021 5:01 PM

I'm the song "Wild Horses" performed by The Sundays. I play as David finger bangs Nicole to ecstasy on the roller coaster.

by Anonymousreply 21September 14, 2021 6:33 PM

I'm the father, weirdly possessive about my teenager daughter's vagina.

by Anonymousreply 22September 14, 2021 9:48 PM

I'm the sexual tension between Marky Mark and the stepmother

by Anonymousreply 23September 14, 2021 11:38 PM

I'm the poor dog's head that's been severed. What did i did do to deserve this?!

by Anonymousreply 24September 15, 2021 12:48 PM

I'm young gay boys "figuring it out" when Marky Mark showed up naked in Nicole's bedroom to claim her virginity.

by Anonymousreply 25September 15, 2021 10:40 PM
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