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If Shawn Mendes came along and put his penis in your mouth what would you say?

What would you imply?

by Anonymousreply 36September 15, 2021 11:52 PM

I would say "Thank you, Shawn."

by Anonymousreply 1September 13, 2021 9:41 PM

Twinky little fairy GAYS ain't my type...She's beyond GAY!!

by Anonymousreply 2September 13, 2021 9:41 PM

I'd probably ask him where the rest of it is.

by Anonymousreply 3September 13, 2021 9:42 PM

Hopefully not much, because I'd hope my mouth was full.

by Anonymousreply 4September 13, 2021 9:43 PM

I would say You are taking liberties my person, sir"." I would imply that his upbringing was lamentable.

by Anonymousreply 5September 13, 2021 9:44 PM

Um, it's infer and it would depend on whether it tasted of fresh or raunchy rotted avocado.

by Anonymousreply 6September 13, 2021 9:45 PM

No, it's not infer, you dolt

by Anonymousreply 7September 13, 2021 9:49 PM

I would bite. Bye-bye!

by Anonymousreply 8September 13, 2021 9:50 PM

I'd call him Princess Tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 9September 13, 2021 9:52 PM

I'd be surprised, because it's usually in my ass.

by Anonymousreply 10September 13, 2021 9:54 PM

It's bad manners to speak while you're eating

by Anonymousreply 11September 13, 2021 9:57 PM

I'd apologize for biting down on it, thinking it was an hors d'oeuvres.

by Anonymousreply 12September 13, 2021 10:05 PM

This tastes like a dog's ass

by Anonymousreply 13September 13, 2021 10:10 PM

OP has never sucked cock in her long, uneventful life, apparently.

by Anonymousreply 14September 13, 2021 10:20 PM

I'd grab it, twist it, flick it, pull it, flick it, twist it, bop it.

by Anonymousreply 15September 13, 2021 10:23 PM

OP has sucked miles of cock, you whelp

by Anonymousreply 16September 13, 2021 10:25 PM

I'd show him why my siblings called me Jaws.

by Anonymousreply 17September 13, 2021 10:57 PM

What are you doing? You’re heterosexual!!!

by Anonymousreply 18September 13, 2021 11:06 PM

I’d discretely take a pic.

by Anonymousreply 19September 13, 2021 11:38 PM

I'd excitedly call. my mother

by Anonymousreply 20September 13, 2021 11:41 PM

[quote]If Shawn Mendes came along and put his penis in your mouth what would you say?

"Where's the rest of it?"

by Anonymousreply 21September 14, 2021 2:02 AM

Does this come stuffed inside of a condom?

by Anonymousreply 22September 14, 2021 2:03 AM

I’d thank him and swallow him with gratitude.

by Anonymousreply 23September 14, 2021 2:04 AM

I'd say," Thank you for not having smegma."

by Anonymousreply 24September 14, 2021 2:18 AM

Shawn is reported to be cut, R24.

by Anonymousreply 25September 14, 2021 9:29 AM

His penis would taste like Camila’s cunt juice.

by Anonymousreply 26September 14, 2021 9:43 AM

I'd probably punch him.

by Anonymousreply 27September 14, 2021 9:55 AM

R27 Hey, where do you live?

by Anonymousreply 28September 14, 2021 9:57 AM


by Anonymousreply 29September 14, 2021 10:00 AM

R28 - Transylvania...but I don't suck.

by Anonymousreply 30September 14, 2021 10:29 AM

Impossible. Clearly he has a pussy with large gaping meat curtains.

by Anonymousreply 31September 14, 2021 11:18 AM

How can anyone say anything with a penis in their mouth?

Are you people ventriloquists?

by Anonymousreply 32September 14, 2021 11:37 AM

Mph dmp yhm Bhret Khavaugh imphrshn?

by Anonymousreply 33September 14, 2021 11:48 AM

"Shawn is reported to be cut, [R24]."

Hence, no smegma.

by Anonymousreply 34September 14, 2021 1:47 PM

I would not attempt saying anything until I swallowed his sweet Canadian cum.

by Anonymousreply 35September 15, 2021 11:45 PM

I would call him Senorita. I hear he loves it.

by Anonymousreply 36September 15, 2021 11:52 PM
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