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How do YOU deal with horniness?

Like if you suddenly become sexually aroused?

by Anonymousreply 41September 14, 2021 7:18 PM

Pray that it leaces

by Anonymousreply 1September 13, 2021 9:09 PM


by Anonymousreply 2September 13, 2021 9:11 PM

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by Anonymousreply 5September 13, 2021 9:28 PM


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Talk to the hand...

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I don't. It's fucking ruining my life.

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Let it express itself in various ways...........

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Try to find someone like him.

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by Anonymousreply 33September 14, 2021 4:53 AM

[quote] How do YOU deal with horniness?

As stories must when lust's denied: with tears and a journey.

("tears" to rhyme with "mares")

by Anonymousreply 34September 14, 2021 4:58 AM

Most men do not masturbate, it's actually somewhat rare, with the exception of those in their early teen years. Most men find an appropriate outlet for their physical needs.

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Masturbation is your friend, horny OP. It’s not rocket science.

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