Billy Joel's Piano Man Worked at a Gay Bar....
[bold].... but didn't know.[/bold]
Per the lyrics, the bar seems to be exclusively occupied by mildly depressed gay men but Billy is oblivious. He just thinks they "never had time for a wife" or will "always be in the Navy."
It's nine o'clock on a saturday Regular crowd shuffles in There's an old man sittin' next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin He says: "Son can you play me a memory?" I'm not really sure how it goes But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete When I wore a younger man's clothes La-la-la de-de da La-la de-de da da-da
Sing us a song you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well we're all in the mood for a melody And you've got us feelin' alright Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke But there's someplace that he'd rather be He says Bill I believe this is killing me As a smile ran away from his face Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star If I could get out of this place Oh, la-la-la de-de da La-la de-de da da-da
Now Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy who's still in the navy And probably will be for life And the waitress is practicing politics As the businessmen slowly get stoned Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinkin' alone Sing us the song you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well we're all in the mood for a melody And you've got us feelin' alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a saturday And the manager gives me a smile 'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see To forget about life for a while And the piano it sounds like a carnival And the microphone smells like a beer And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar And say man what are you doin' here? Oh, la-la-la de-de da La-la de-de da da-da
Sing us the song you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well we're all in the mood for a melody And you've got us feelin' alright
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 4, 2022 8:26 PM
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Maybe Billy Joel went thru a gay stage when younger.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 13, 2021 2:03 AM
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I would wear a younger man's clothes,
once in a while.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 13, 2021 2:47 AM
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Holy crap. This never occurred to me, but it makes perfect sense.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 13, 2021 2:56 AM
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In shocking turn of events, men who hang out in piano bars turn out to be gay! Investigation at 11 only on WNYW.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 13, 2021 3:12 AM
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… and the drag queen took to the stage and she made a man out of me/ la ti de da..
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 13, 2021 3:32 AM
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Ha ha, I won’t be able to un-hear this interpretation now.
My dead shithead dad loved this song, when he was alive.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 13, 2021 3:35 AM
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I like Billy Joel but I've always hated his early hit "Piano Man". It grates on my nerves!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 13, 2021 3:45 AM
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As a kid, I never understood why people would put bread in his jar.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 13, 2021 3:47 AM
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Why would the bar have a waitress? Unless she was in drag and Billy couldn't tell she was a he.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 13, 2021 5:33 AM
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Christie Brinkley tells her version of the legendary story of the night she met Billy. Talk about stars coalescing.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 11 | December 28, 2021 11:09 AM
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I've heard customers at piano bars pay the piano player not to play Piano Man when someone requests it, usually a drunk frau tourist thinking that she's being woke and trendy and cool by going to a gay bar.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 28, 2021 11:21 AM
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He worked as the piano bar player at The Executive Room on Wilshire Blvd in the early 70s. There was a piano bar scene in LA back then with a couple of clubs in the mid-Wilshire area. I don't recall them being noticeably gay but as with many bars, they were pick-up places. They were watering holes for people that fancied themselves as good singers. Some were, most were just average.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 28, 2021 12:31 PM
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Are piano bars still a thing?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 28, 2021 1:50 PM
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Eldergays will remember "All the Sad Young Men."
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 28, 2021 2:22 PM
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[quote]He says: "Son can you play me a memory?"
I always thought it was “son can you play me a melody?”
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 28, 2021 2:30 PM
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Is that why they're always asking him "Man, what are you doing here?"
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 28, 2021 3:41 PM
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Was it on the west coast that Billy Joel worked in piano bars? Interesting.
Like Billy, I'm from Long Island and decades ago when I heard "Piano Man" I knew a number of bars that he describes in the song. Smoky places with small tables that did require a waitress or two on the floor and yes, a piano that was sometimes occupied. These were not gay bars, they were just local places in Nassau County, often in a building that ran parallel to the Long Island Rail Road.
I never got a gay vibe from the song at all.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 28, 2021 5:31 PM
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Boy, if there's one song I cannot abide...it's "Piano Man."
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 28, 2021 6:02 PM
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Nah. How could the narrator not know?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 28, 2021 6:10 PM
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I've heard at least three versions of the story at r11 from Billy, Christie and Elle. The only version I haven't heard is Whitney's.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 29, 2021 9:12 AM
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Billy Joel and I attended the same elementary school (he was there before me but we're from the same town) in Hicksville, Lawng Eyelin, NY. Fork Lane Elementary. I spoke to him in 1976 when he was doing a radio interview in Seattle. I just called the station during a commercial break. He was very cool.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 29, 2021 11:57 AM
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Why are short, swarthy Jewish men obsessed with tall, blonde shiksas?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 2, 2022 2:54 AM
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Then wouldn't it have been, "Honey, what are you doin' here?"?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 2, 2022 3:11 AM
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Or even, "Mary, what are you doin' here?"
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 2, 2022 3:27 AM
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Didn’t Ellen Burstyn’s character work in a piano bar in Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore?
He doesn’t actually say the waitress works in the bar. He goes into generalities with that line, describing types of lonely people: waitress, businessman.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 2, 2022 3:47 AM
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The waitresh ish practishing politicsh while the bushineshman shlowly getsh shtoned...
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 2, 2022 1:32 PM
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Did the straights have piano bars in the ‘70s? I was but a child then, and not clued in.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 4, 2022 6:55 PM
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[quote] I like Billy Joel but I've always hated his early hit "Piano Man". It grates on my nerves!
It's actually one of the few songs of his I like. I'm sure it's terribly overplayed, though.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 4, 2022 7:17 PM
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A different song, but years and years ago my wife and I were driving on the North Shore and she was like “oh this is the miracle mile” and suddenly one of his songs made a whole lot more sense.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 4, 2022 7:28 PM
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I hate forced rhymes like “when I wore a younger man’s clothes.”
So lazy.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 4, 2022 7:56 PM
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R29 Those places were a mash-up of everything. The customers had a common bond, they all wanted to sing in public because they thought they were Sinatra, Streisand, or every other singer of the day.
R31 The Miracle Mile is also in Los Angeles and was where this particular bar was that BJ played at. I lived nearby in what is currently the LA Korea Town. There were a few piano bars in the area. The one I liked was on 6th St near the old Brown Derby (Wilshire & Alexandria). I forget the name of the place. I went for the food and drinks, not the singing. I knew the bartender Tony who would provide me with endless free drinks. The owner was a trust fund guy that was a total sleazeball. The place was his personal watering hole where he could lock the doors at 2 am and continue to party and drink til dawn.
The downside of sitting there was having to listen to all the lounge lizards sing. The piano bar player was a woman about 45-50ish, looked a little like Julie London and sang pretty well. There were always older men trying to get her attention which never happened. I didn't pay much attention to the pickup scene there. I was very young and the clientele at these piano bars tended to be much older folks, as in 40s up to 70s.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 4, 2022 8:26 PM
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