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Britney’s Engaged y’all!!!

It’s official!

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by Anonymousreply 72September 15, 2021 4:09 PM

This will end in tears and Cheetos.

by Anonymousreply 1September 13, 2021 12:29 AM

OMG. Just make sure she stays on the meds, Sam.

by Anonymousreply 2September 13, 2021 12:30 AM

Mein Conservator.

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by Anonymousreply 3September 13, 2021 12:30 AM

I'm not getting used to Britney's rhinoplasties.

by Anonymousreply 4September 13, 2021 12:31 AM

Why does Britney look photoshopped into the OP link picture? Was she not present for the engagement?

by Anonymousreply 5September 13, 2021 12:31 AM

What could go wrong? 🤡

by Anonymousreply 6September 13, 2021 12:33 AM

Of course he was going to try to get a piece of the pie. Hope she has the sense to make him sign a prenup.

by Anonymousreply 7September 13, 2021 12:44 AM

Hope the guy gets a generous prenup. He’ll deserve it. She’s nuts.

by Anonymousreply 8September 13, 2021 12:46 AM

Grifter gay Sam moves in for the kill.

by Anonymousreply 9September 13, 2021 12:47 AM

The looks like a female impersonator dressed as Britney

by Anonymousreply 10September 13, 2021 12:48 AM

She’s going to get taken to the cleaners. This will not end well.

by Anonymousreply 11September 13, 2021 12:49 AM

Sam moved right in and secured the bag. Go Sam!

by Anonymousreply 12September 13, 2021 1:18 AM

"I'm an adult and can make my own decisions and I don't need him to sign a pre-nup. He loves me for me, not my fame and fortune!"

by Anonymousreply 13September 13, 2021 1:21 AM

Britney is starting to look like Georgia Engel.

by Anonymousreply 14September 13, 2021 1:25 AM

Now that daddy is out of the picture dude makes his move. Not good at all. What's wrong w being single?! Fuck.

by Anonymousreply 15September 13, 2021 1:29 AM

[quote] Britney is starting to look like Georgia Engel.

How unfortunate for her.

by Anonymousreply 16September 13, 2021 1:32 AM

Britney, quick, call Joey Heatherton!

by Anonymousreply 17September 13, 2021 1:37 AM

It begins!

by Anonymousreply 18September 13, 2021 1:37 AM

He's trying to get his hands on her money now that daddy doesn't control it, he's working it big time!

by Anonymousreply 19September 13, 2021 1:43 AM

Remember, she doesn't have legal permission to get married as long as she's under conservatorship.

She's turning out worse than Judy Garland, only without the barbiturates or sexual abuse to explain her problems. She's just fucked in the head, and she's got all these ghouls picking her bones clean.

by Anonymousreply 20September 13, 2021 1:49 AM

Lol everyone called this, this grifter wants to be k.fed 2.0. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 21September 13, 2021 1:50 AM

And a potential gay husband, R20.

by Anonymousreply 22September 13, 2021 1:50 AM

[quote] Lol everyone called this, this grifter wants to be k.fed 2.0. Sad.

Ah the good ol' DL days when Federline was considered father of the year because he was a relatively better parent than Britney.

by Anonymousreply 23September 13, 2021 1:51 AM

R20 She was groomed since childhood, most likely she was fiddled by the pervs and pedos from Disney and the music industry, literally all the Disney girls are fucked up....

by Anonymousreply 24September 13, 2021 1:53 AM

Was that the one she married for half an hour at a Wendy's in Las Vegas?

by Anonymousreply 25September 13, 2021 1:53 AM

Meh, he will walk away with half of everything, woman have been doing that since the dawn of marriage. She will still be worth 50 million or so.

by Anonymousreply 26September 13, 2021 1:54 AM

At least this one is good looking.

by Anonymousreply 27September 13, 2021 1:59 AM

Honey, you gotta pay for dick. nothing is free in this world!

by Anonymousreply 28September 13, 2021 2:03 AM

Her finger though.

by Anonymousreply 29September 13, 2021 2:04 AM

Go hot guy, get that money! You deserve it way more than those two brats that ruined Brit's career!

by Anonymousreply 30September 13, 2021 2:09 AM

[quote]Honey, you gotta pay for dick. nothing is free in this world!

Especially at her age and with her baggage.

by Anonymousreply 31September 13, 2021 2:11 AM

A grifter who pings to high heaven. This will end well.

Prediction: she will be dead within two years.

by Anonymousreply 32September 13, 2021 2:51 AM

Her first husband didn’t signed a pre-nup when they got married in Vegas.

by Anonymousreply 33September 13, 2021 3:02 AM

The ring is gorgeous! Have you set a date yet, hon?

by Anonymousreply 34September 13, 2021 3:04 AM

She's definitely gonna OD or something...by his hand

by Anonymousreply 35September 13, 2021 4:31 AM

How will the SJW Britney stans when she inevitably ends up broke/dead? Will they feel bad at all or will they not care because they've moved on to the next "social media movement du jour"?

by Anonymousreply 36September 13, 2021 6:24 AM

R34 Lets see their pattern has gone , trans rights are human rights, free Britney, black lives matter, black trans lives matter, stop asian hate, Britt again, trannies again, afghan refugees, what will come next?

by Anonymousreply 37September 13, 2021 6:35 AM

[quote] what will come next?

Bra liberation.

by Anonymousreply 38September 13, 2021 6:53 AM

Forget about "half". She'll be putting all her money into a new company he's starting.

by Anonymousreply 39September 13, 2021 7:09 AM

Britney’s gonna be working as a coffee barista by the end of the year.

by Anonymousreply 40September 13, 2021 7:58 AM

Why is she wearing sequins in the bushes?

by Anonymousreply 41September 13, 2021 8:00 AM

Anyone remember Kony 2012? Social media fads are fleeting. When Britney's back on drugs and half of her wealth is gone, no one will even remember the conservatorship debate.

by Anonymousreply 42September 13, 2021 8:07 AM

He moved fast. Guess he is tired after 5 years and grabbed the first moment possible. He deserves something for hanging around so long. But hard to see it as anything but opportunistic.

by Anonymousreply 43September 13, 2021 8:09 AM

Britney’s Engaged y’all!!!

Does Britney know?

by Anonymousreply 44September 13, 2021 8:10 AM

R43 He does? Does he even work? The Federline loser at least helped take care of her kids.

by Anonymousreply 45September 13, 2021 8:11 AM

I hope Britney finds happiness with Sam and gets to live a normal life. She deserves it.

by Anonymousreply 46September 13, 2021 10:04 AM

Brit is a good person . I hope he’s kind to Her

by Anonymousreply 47September 13, 2021 10:26 AM

Do they have to be especially careful when they kiss, so they won't crack each other's fake veneers?

by Anonymousreply 48September 13, 2021 11:12 AM

If you want to be a permanent grifter to a pop start make it official.

He learn that lesson from the Fadi Fawaz tragedy.

by Anonymousreply 49September 13, 2021 11:59 AM

[quote] The looks like a female impersonator dressed as Britney

She looks like Evie Harris in “Asteroid”

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by Anonymousreply 50September 13, 2021 12:10 PM

Poor Britters she bought her own surprise engagement ring.

by Anonymousreply 51September 13, 2021 12:10 PM

R45 oh he works alright. Was hired by her dad to fill jobs he wasn't qualified to do. He was purposely chosen to keep an eye on her and dad knew she'd fall for him, so it was basically an arranged relationship / gaurdian. It's not the first time dad brought in potential suitors that played several roles.

Two possibilities here (neither good): Sam finally felt secure enough with her to crusade to cut dad out of the grift, wanting it all for himself, and knowing dad as gaurdian could be an obstacle in the future.

Or Sam is still working with dad and they found a way to get past the public criticism, by making it look like dad is out of the picture.

This guy is bad news. If anyone has seen their interactions, they'd see there's nothing romantic about them. He looks like he's begrudgingly taking a dog for a walk. Not even his dog either.

by Anonymousreply 52September 13, 2021 12:21 PM

I strongly favor the first one. He'll be dumping her ass as soon as they have a kid. That kfed makes millions doing nothing and has pursued insane increases in child support.

To the comment that likened that to what women have always done, not really, and at least the women push a baby out of their body after 9 months, with the husband being more likely to bail out on the family. Jolie wasn't even as cutthroat as that piece of trash Kfed. At least she waited to go on attack campaigns. Not him. He had everything aligned and blackmailed her into an institution, by saying she'll never see those kids again, only to then use the institutionalizing as proof she shouldn't see her kids.

He was on an entire different level and he got away with it, whereas in other cases, at least some people pity the male spouse losing his kids. That play to have her institutionalize her was some 1900s bs. I have yet to see that in other cases where sex is reversed. Not even Depp or Sheen were given that as the only option, just to be served divorce papers the next morning. And those were drug abusers vs a legitimate medical issue.

by Anonymousreply 53September 13, 2021 12:35 PM

Does she know this guy isn’t straight? It’s creepy.

by Anonymousreply 54September 13, 2021 1:06 PM

R45 he's an [italic] actor [/italic].

by Anonymousreply 55September 13, 2021 2:06 PM

Sam says there will be a prenup.

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by Anonymousreply 56September 13, 2021 2:24 PM

He's been seen reading Martin Melcher's unpublished autobiography, "Here's How I Did It".

by Anonymousreply 57September 13, 2021 2:28 PM

If these two crazy kids can't make it what hope is there for the rest of us?

by Anonymousreply 58September 13, 2021 2:41 PM

If she keeps whittling away that spry nose of hers she’s going to look like Joan Rivers!

by Anonymousreply 59September 13, 2021 2:47 PM

Man, I can't wait to read the trashy biography someone is going to write in a few years after Sam has picked her clean and she's OD'd.

by Anonymousreply 60September 13, 2021 2:51 PM

Why does this remind me of Judy Garland’s last marriage?

by Anonymousreply 61September 13, 2021 2:52 PM

What did she do to the corners of her mouth?

by Anonymousreply 62September 13, 2021 3:08 PM

R62 you don't like it??

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by Anonymousreply 63September 13, 2021 3:17 PM

Sam done hit the jackpot. Now he just needs to have a kid or two and he’s K-Fedded!

by Anonymousreply 64September 13, 2021 3:39 PM

Britney is almost 40. If Sam wants to get her pregnant and secure those child support checks K-Fed style, he better hurry before her eggs dry up. He could take advantage of the fact she desperately wants a daughter - convince her to undergo IVF 'so we can do gender selection'.

by Anonymousreply 65September 15, 2021 12:59 AM

R62, I've heard two different theories about that.

1. She had an 'upper lip lift' (according to this theory, Khloe Kardashian had the same procedure done)

2. She had a complete facelift, and something went wrong - one of the muscles around her mouth was damaged

by Anonymousreply 66September 15, 2021 1:03 AM

Why does she have frau hair?

by Anonymousreply 67September 15, 2021 1:03 AM

She look like a plastic Stepford wife. Jeeesasssssss.

by Anonymousreply 68September 15, 2021 1:04 AM

I never liked nor disliked Britney (Toxic is her only tune I like) but its obvious from her pics and videos posted she is not all there. I feel bad for her that no one in her life seems to love her for herself,just her money.

by Anonymousreply 69September 15, 2021 1:11 AM

R66 I hope it's the first option 😬

by Anonymousreply 70September 15, 2021 12:49 PM

she deleted her insta!

by Anonymousreply 71September 15, 2021 4:09 PM

Trouble in paradise?

by Anonymousreply 72September 15, 2021 4:09 PM
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