Britney’s Engaged y’all!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||September 15, 2021 4:09 PM|
This will end in tears and Cheetos.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||September 13, 2021 12:29 AM|
OMG. Just make sure she stays on the meds, Sam.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||September 13, 2021 12:30 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||September 13, 2021 12:30 AM|
I'm not getting used to Britney's rhinoplasties.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||September 13, 2021 12:31 AM|
Why does Britney look photoshopped into the OP link picture? Was she not present for the engagement?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||September 13, 2021 12:31 AM|
What could go wrong? 🤡
|by Anonymous||reply 6||September 13, 2021 12:33 AM|
Of course he was going to try to get a piece of the pie. Hope she has the sense to make him sign a prenup.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||September 13, 2021 12:44 AM|
Hope the guy gets a generous prenup. He’ll deserve it. She’s nuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||September 13, 2021 12:46 AM|
Grifter gay Sam moves in for the kill.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||September 13, 2021 12:47 AM|
The looks like a female impersonator dressed as Britney
|by Anonymous||reply 10||September 13, 2021 12:48 AM|
She’s going to get taken to the cleaners. This will not end well.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||September 13, 2021 12:49 AM|
Sam moved right in and secured the bag. Go Sam!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||September 13, 2021 1:18 AM|
"I'm an adult and can make my own decisions and I don't need him to sign a pre-nup. He loves me for me, not my fame and fortune!"
|by Anonymous||reply 13||September 13, 2021 1:21 AM|
Britney is starting to look like Georgia Engel.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||September 13, 2021 1:25 AM|
Now that daddy is out of the picture dude makes his move. Not good at all. What's wrong w being single?! Fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||September 13, 2021 1:29 AM|
[quote] Britney is starting to look like Georgia Engel.
How unfortunate for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||September 13, 2021 1:32 AM|
Britney, quick, call Joey Heatherton!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||September 13, 2021 1:37 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||September 13, 2021 1:37 AM|
He's trying to get his hands on her money now that daddy doesn't control it, he's working it big time!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||September 13, 2021 1:43 AM|
Remember, she doesn't have legal permission to get married as long as she's under conservatorship.
She's turning out worse than Judy Garland, only without the barbiturates or sexual abuse to explain her problems. She's just fucked in the head, and she's got all these ghouls picking her bones clean.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||September 13, 2021 1:49 AM|
Lol everyone called this, this grifter wants to be k.fed 2.0. Sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||September 13, 2021 1:50 AM|
And a potential gay husband, R20.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||September 13, 2021 1:50 AM|
[quote] Lol everyone called this, this grifter wants to be k.fed 2.0. Sad.
Ah the good ol' DL days when Federline was considered father of the year because he was a relatively better parent than Britney.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||September 13, 2021 1:51 AM|
R20 She was groomed since childhood, most likely she was fiddled by the pervs and pedos from Disney and the music industry, literally all the Disney girls are fucked up....
|by Anonymous||reply 24||September 13, 2021 1:53 AM|
Was that the one she married for half an hour at a Wendy's in Las Vegas?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||September 13, 2021 1:53 AM|
Meh, he will walk away with half of everything, woman have been doing that since the dawn of marriage. She will still be worth 50 million or so.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||September 13, 2021 1:54 AM|
At least this one is good looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||September 13, 2021 1:59 AM|
Honey, you gotta pay for dick. nothing is free in this world!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||September 13, 2021 2:03 AM|
Her finger though.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||September 13, 2021 2:04 AM|
Go hot guy, get that money! You deserve it way more than those two brats that ruined Brit's career!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||September 13, 2021 2:09 AM|
[quote]Honey, you gotta pay for dick. nothing is free in this world!
Especially at her age and with her baggage.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||September 13, 2021 2:11 AM|
A grifter who pings to high heaven. This will end well.
Prediction: she will be dead within two years.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||September 13, 2021 2:51 AM|
Her first husband didn’t signed a pre-nup when they got married in Vegas.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||September 13, 2021 3:02 AM|
The ring is gorgeous! Have you set a date yet, hon?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||September 13, 2021 3:04 AM|
She's definitely gonna OD or something...by his hand
|by Anonymous||reply 35||September 13, 2021 4:31 AM|
How will the SJW Britney stans when she inevitably ends up broke/dead? Will they feel bad at all or will they not care because they've moved on to the next "social media movement du jour"?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||September 13, 2021 6:24 AM|
R34 Lets see their pattern has gone , trans rights are human rights, free Britney, black lives matter, black trans lives matter, stop asian hate, Britt again, trannies again, afghan refugees, what will come next?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||September 13, 2021 6:35 AM|
[quote] what will come next?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||September 13, 2021 6:53 AM|
Forget about "half". She'll be putting all her money into a new company he's starting.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||September 13, 2021 7:09 AM|
Britney’s gonna be working as a coffee barista by the end of the year.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||September 13, 2021 7:58 AM|
Why is she wearing sequins in the bushes?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||September 13, 2021 8:00 AM|
Anyone remember Kony 2012? Social media fads are fleeting. When Britney's back on drugs and half of her wealth is gone, no one will even remember the conservatorship debate.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||September 13, 2021 8:07 AM|
He moved fast. Guess he is tired after 5 years and grabbed the first moment possible. He deserves something for hanging around so long. But hard to see it as anything but opportunistic.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||September 13, 2021 8:09 AM|
Britney’s Engaged y’all!!!
Does Britney know?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||September 13, 2021 8:10 AM|
R43 He does? Does he even work? The Federline loser at least helped take care of her kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||September 13, 2021 8:11 AM|
I hope Britney finds happiness with Sam and gets to live a normal life. She deserves it.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||September 13, 2021 10:04 AM|
Brit is a good person . I hope he’s kind to Her
|by Anonymous||reply 47||September 13, 2021 10:26 AM|
Do they have to be especially careful when they kiss, so they won't crack each other's fake veneers?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||September 13, 2021 11:12 AM|
If you want to be a permanent grifter to a pop start make it official.
He learn that lesson from the Fadi Fawaz tragedy.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||September 13, 2021 11:59 AM|
[quote] The looks like a female impersonator dressed as Britney
She looks like Evie Harris in “Asteroid”
|by Anonymous||reply 50||September 13, 2021 12:10 PM|
Poor Britters she bought her own surprise engagement ring.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||September 13, 2021 12:10 PM|
R45 oh he works alright. Was hired by her dad to fill jobs he wasn't qualified to do. He was purposely chosen to keep an eye on her and dad knew she'd fall for him, so it was basically an arranged relationship / gaurdian. It's not the first time dad brought in potential suitors that played several roles.
Two possibilities here (neither good): Sam finally felt secure enough with her to crusade to cut dad out of the grift, wanting it all for himself, and knowing dad as gaurdian could be an obstacle in the future.
Or Sam is still working with dad and they found a way to get past the public criticism, by making it look like dad is out of the picture.
This guy is bad news. If anyone has seen their interactions, they'd see there's nothing romantic about them. He looks like he's begrudgingly taking a dog for a walk. Not even his dog either.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||September 13, 2021 12:21 PM|
I strongly favor the first one. He'll be dumping her ass as soon as they have a kid. That kfed makes millions doing nothing and has pursued insane increases in child support.
To the comment that likened that to what women have always done, not really, and at least the women push a baby out of their body after 9 months, with the husband being more likely to bail out on the family. Jolie wasn't even as cutthroat as that piece of trash Kfed. At least she waited to go on attack campaigns. Not him. He had everything aligned and blackmailed her into an institution, by saying she'll never see those kids again, only to then use the institutionalizing as proof she shouldn't see her kids.
He was on an entire different level and he got away with it, whereas in other cases, at least some people pity the male spouse losing his kids. That play to have her institutionalize her was some 1900s bs. I have yet to see that in other cases where sex is reversed. Not even Depp or Sheen were given that as the only option, just to be served divorce papers the next morning. And those were drug abusers vs a legitimate medical issue.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||September 13, 2021 12:35 PM|
Does she know this guy isn’t straight? It’s creepy.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||September 13, 2021 1:06 PM|
R45 he's an [italic] actor [/italic].
|by Anonymous||reply 55||September 13, 2021 2:06 PM|
Sam says there will be a prenup.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||September 13, 2021 2:24 PM|
He's been seen reading Martin Melcher's unpublished autobiography, "Here's How I Did It".
|by Anonymous||reply 57||September 13, 2021 2:28 PM|
If these two crazy kids can't make it what hope is there for the rest of us?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||September 13, 2021 2:41 PM|
If she keeps whittling away that spry nose of hers she’s going to look like Joan Rivers!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||September 13, 2021 2:47 PM|
Man, I can't wait to read the trashy biography someone is going to write in a few years after Sam has picked her clean and she's OD'd.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||September 13, 2021 2:51 PM|
Why does this remind me of Judy Garland’s last marriage?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||September 13, 2021 2:52 PM|
What did she do to the corners of her mouth?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||September 13, 2021 3:08 PM|
R62 you don't like it??
|by Anonymous||reply 63||September 13, 2021 3:17 PM|
Sam done hit the jackpot. Now he just needs to have a kid or two and he’s K-Fedded!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||September 13, 2021 3:39 PM|
Britney is almost 40. If Sam wants to get her pregnant and secure those child support checks K-Fed style, he better hurry before her eggs dry up. He could take advantage of the fact she desperately wants a daughter - convince her to undergo IVF 'so we can do gender selection'.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||September 15, 2021 12:59 AM|
R62, I've heard two different theories about that.
1. She had an 'upper lip lift' (according to this theory, Khloe Kardashian had the same procedure done)
2. She had a complete facelift, and something went wrong - one of the muscles around her mouth was damaged
|by Anonymous||reply 66||September 15, 2021 1:03 AM|
Why does she have frau hair?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||September 15, 2021 1:03 AM|
She look like a plastic Stepford wife. Jeeesasssssss.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||September 15, 2021 1:04 AM|
I never liked nor disliked Britney (Toxic is her only tune I like) but its obvious from her pics and videos posted she is not all there. I feel bad for her that no one in her life seems to love her for herself,just her money.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||September 15, 2021 1:11 AM|
R66 I hope it's the first option 😬
|by Anonymous||reply 70||September 15, 2021 12:49 PM|
she deleted her insta!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||September 15, 2021 4:09 PM|
Trouble in paradise?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||September 15, 2021 4:09 PM|