Shawn Mendes and Lil Nas X together

He looks like an escort making small talk with a hooker while he waits for the hotel valet to bring him his car.

Was he scared to get too close to Nas?

Oh, Nas, I love ya but...

Lil Nas X is the definition of chip on your shoulder. So smug.

What is a "Lil Nas X"?

A person whose hits are far larger than Shawn’s r6

They both are hideous in those schmattas…

Shawn looks wizened in R1, Lil Nas X looks succulent.

Lil Nas X looks like the Afro Sheen commercial guy from Coming to America.

R10, you mean Soul-glo.

R11 yeah that one

Shawna is all hot and bothered! If he gets too close, he'll get a raging stiffie.

Nas looks like he’s got a meeting in the ladies room

We use to just have one or two attention whores at a time. Elvis, Mick Jagger, Madonna, Lady Gaga… now they’re all attention whores.

YASSSSS werk queens! Elevate the culture hunnies 🌈

R7 Absolutely.

You know what, maybe Shawn needs to collaborate with Lil Nas to resuscitate his dying carreer. He needs Nas' creative juice - among other fluids.

So the guy in the background in OP's photo, the one in blue over Nas' bare shoulder. He's a DL'er, right?

[quote]Look at how he is staring at Nas.

He looks like he's looking at the same thing Lil Nas is.

I also thought Lil Nas X looked like a Coming to America character-

Randy Watson of Sexual Chocolate

Who designed Nas' dress, Miss Tina Knowles? Got that pageant style.

Eddie Murphy made a better tranny in the 80s when he was doing it for cheap laughs.

Seriously, Lil. We already have an overrated, fucked-in-the-head gay guy who wears weird andro fashions for attention. And Billy Porter isn't fully used-up yet, so wait your turn.

This generation’s apparent need to uglify itself continues. Both of these men are far more attractive than their hideous styling would suggest, but that’s the trend now, for some godawful reason.

R23 All I know about Tina Knowles is what Kathy Griffin says.

She's the untalented stage mom who sewed years and years' worth of hideous outfits for her daughters, right? Basically Joe Jackson with a sewing machine, yes?

She named her girls Beyonce and Solange, and gave Solange a jewelry brand as a middle name. What a trash foo.

I think the androgyny thing is totally cool. In my day, it was super punk rock to be gender bending.

Now it's probably offensive to trans people.

“How does this motherfucker have more women’s clothes on than me, AND a wig, and he still looks more masculine. Where’s Camilla when I need her. Bitch!”

Camila is performing

R28 I'm busy stirring Pine-Sol into mother-in-law's tea, and telling the bounty hunters how to climb into Randy Andy's bedroom windows.

Belt it, girl !!

Did Lil already have the baby? He sure dropped that weight fast.

What is Shawn thinking?

He’s thinking he’s vintage Rob Lowe.

R33 he WISHES he looked like that.

So finally Shawn has found someone to pose with where he has the bigger bulge

[quote] So finally Shawn has found someone to pose with where he has the bigger bulge

Camila?

Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Mr. Randy Watson and his group Sexual Chocolate 👏🏽

Not funny dude ⬆️

R38 It's fuckin' hilarious. That whole scene was supposed to be creepy and uncomfortable, but Lil Nas X does give off that same cheap-wig vibe.

Purple looks great on Lil Nas X.

Why do famous gay men feel the need to look and dress like women?

[quote] Why do famous gay men feel the need to look and dress like women?

Why is this even a question on a Sam Mendes thread?

This is why I love Frank Ocean even more

[quote] What is a "Lil Nas X"?

He's the most popular and talked-about star in music right now.

Dame Angela, you've really got to stay more up-to-date, you know. It's no longer 1946... or even 1986...

R44 You are deluded.

Lil Nas X x looked like the girl gremlin. His wig should have been green. He can’t do anything right.

Shawn is morphing slowly into a lesbian, except he loves cock, ha!

Imagine Lil Nas X fucking Shawn like a puta.

R48 Lil nas X is a bottom puta.

Lil Nas looks more female than male - that long hair and the atrocious outfit he's wearing. Shawn looks 'normal' but Lil Nas looks like the Freak Lady who just escaped from the circus!

Lil’ Naz-T-Sex looks like a cross between ‘Idol’s’ Fantasia and Morris Day of ‘The Time,’ working one of Sheila E’s discarded stage costumes.

I wish Frank Ocean weren’t so elusive

This is why dudes like Carl Nassib are such important role models to masculine bi and gay men

R53 Except for being a rightwinger.

Love the hair on the right!

I love Nas X.

R54, Carl isn’t perfect, but he is an important pioneer. Masculine, mainstream bi and gay dudes need role models

I think Shawn's outfit is too loose and unflattering. Nas looks a little better but only because his shoulder is showing.

Both of them have no ability

Nas>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lil Nas Y You should know!

I think the little nas wig and dress are funny as hell

gross

It’s really a myth that gay men have better taste than the general population

R59 read this as Lil NastY

sorry

he is lil Nas z?

Shawn is jealous that Montero can have all this success while openly gay, while he was forced to stay in the closet.

He's already at the tranny stage ? Damn that was fast !

R66

Troll

Shawn wishes he had Lil Nas X' success

I’m surprised Lill Nas X posed with a nobody like Shawna

Lmfao. He had people carrying the back of his … dress? He’s hysterical to me. Plus he keeps pissing off Republicans

Shawn is remaking this video.

Him meeting Madonna

I love Lil Nas X. Especially his maternity shoots

I smell a Pretty Woman remake in the future!

Is Madonna planning a remake of Grey Gardens r72?

Lmao him being escorted out of the club drunk. They put a bag over his head so we can’t see him 😂

everytime the photo troll posts a photo and tries to ascribe meaning to it (and invites others to participate in order to affirm the delusion) I feel the need to remind that you can not look at a photo of a celebrity and read anything into their lives. That is what tabloids do in order to sell, or what they used to do when they existed.

Personally, I don't even buy that he's looking at Lil Nas in that photo. If he was actually looking at Lil Nas, I would never dream to waste my time trying to imagine what he's thinking.

What's the point of a VMA after party if you don't get so drunk you have to be escorted out?

[quote] Nas looks like he’s got a meeting in the ladies room

Yep, with Camila Cabello -- "Gurl, your man is begging me for BBC you better come get him."