I'm the blonde hair and blue eyes.
Let's be a German
|by Anonymous||reply 119||September 16, 2021 5:46 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||September 12, 2021 10:25 PM|
Very few Germans are actually blond with blue eyes. I great deal of southern Germany was settled by the Romans.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||September 12, 2021 10:28 PM|
What is it like in American? Can someone sponsor me to come suck their dick!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||September 12, 2021 10:28 PM|
R1 You don't seem nice at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||September 12, 2021 10:28 PM|
Oh look! Poland.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||September 12, 2021 10:29 PM|
Many Germans are very attractive. When I was visiting Berlin, I thought the good looking guys were American until they started talking .
|by Anonymous||reply 6||September 12, 2021 10:31 PM|
I am a Fraulein.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||September 12, 2021 10:31 PM|
I'm the absence of irony.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||September 12, 2021 10:33 PM|
Let's redirect our fascist tendencies into the production of consumer goods.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||September 12, 2021 10:34 PM|
I’m the drafter of the Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||September 12, 2021 10:35 PM|
r4 I'm not nice at all. I can't tolerate people who even pretend to be that stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||September 12, 2021 10:35 PM|
I'm the enormous balls.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||September 12, 2021 10:35 PM|
Hitler was misunderstood.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||September 12, 2021 10:35 PM|
Yuck! - Sorry for the random hyphenation, which D/L decided to insert.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||September 12, 2021 10:37 PM|
I'm the incredibly irritating sense of superiority that leads German people to treat everyone with the utmost condescension - nevermind that there are lots of problems in Germany caused by inefficiency, complacency and stupidity: their way is the ONLY valid one, and they're willing to disdainfully let you know this fact every time you interact with them.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||September 12, 2021 10:38 PM|
I’m Germany after dark 🌃
|by Anonymous||reply 16||September 12, 2021 10:44 PM|
I'm David Hasselhoff, Germany's favourite son.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||September 12, 2021 10:46 PM|
I'm the scat fetish that results from 40 years of crushing all normal sexual desires in favor of working.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||September 12, 2021 10:49 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||September 12, 2021 10:51 PM|
(I actually am German. And it's more dark brown hair and blue eye.)
|by Anonymous||reply 20||September 12, 2021 10:53 PM|
I'm the DILFs in Lederhosen.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||September 12, 2021 10:54 PM|
I'm the person you arranged to have a meeting with on January 19, 2022 at 11:00 who has now entered it in my diary. If you attempt to change the meeting time, no matter how far in advance, I will fall apart.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||September 12, 2021 10:56 PM|
I’m the Nazi-adjacent.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||September 12, 2021 11:06 PM|
I’m oma’s sauerbraten and apfelstrudel. I’m also a fat whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||September 12, 2021 11:09 PM|
I'm following all rules.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||September 12, 2021 11:11 PM|
I'm the spa full of nude men (and women).
|by Anonymous||reply 26||September 12, 2021 11:13 PM|
I’m Freikörperkultur. Saggy tits and nutsacks abound from Mallorca to Sylt.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||September 12, 2021 11:17 PM|
I wonder how the average German perceived that whole Aryan thing? Did they fear Hitler would eventually exterminate brunettes (which most are)?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||September 12, 2021 11:20 PM|
I’m the huge uncut (and thoroughly washed) cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||September 12, 2021 11:27 PM|
I am every German who is direct...no small talk...I am blunt...if you are fat, I will tell you. Why should you get upset that I told you that. You asked. I told you. What is your problem?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||September 12, 2021 11:33 PM|
I’m the radishes for breakfast.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||September 12, 2021 11:35 PM|
JFC r28 do any of you ancient old motherfuckers know how to directly link to a picture?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||September 12, 2021 11:38 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||September 12, 2021 11:41 PM|
I found that an uncomfortable percentage of Germans are into the freakier aspects of sex, especially sleaze. Sorry, but I can't roll like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||September 12, 2021 11:42 PM|
I'm r32 my German efficiency resents the .2 seconds longer it takes to click on the link than it otherwise would. I could be using that time to re-sort my sock draw.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||September 12, 2021 11:43 PM|
What did OP do to piss Muriel off in the last hour?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||September 12, 2021 11:46 PM|
He's the freak who was doxing the random lawyer. Among many other ridiculous troll threads.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||September 12, 2021 11:54 PM|
I’m awkward as fuck, and always seem on edge.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||September 13, 2021 12:05 AM|
I'm the omnipresent foreskins and the overwhelming disgust for cut penises.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||September 13, 2021 1:18 AM|
Ich verstehe nicht the appeal of those 'Hogan's Heroes' reruns. Sie sind überhaupt nicht humorvoll.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||September 13, 2021 1:21 AM|
I've fucked a lot of German guys and they've never said anything about my cut American dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||September 13, 2021 1:21 AM|
I’m the pride taken in keeping my home, my person, and my family in order. In the small, rural town that is kept beautiful and clean. I’m the high standard of living, and the appreciation for keeping my environment beautiful. I’m a mature, rich culture that most Americans will never understand.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||September 13, 2021 2:14 AM|
I am a Kanzlerin. Although quite popular and competent, I staunchly resist anything resembling a personality cult and use every means possible, including tonsorial, to discourage one.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||September 13, 2021 2:20 AM|
I’m the nasty assed food.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||September 13, 2021 3:39 AM|
I'm the pork and potatoes. Without me, you'd have nothing to eat.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||September 13, 2021 3:47 AM|
We're the records kept. We're impeccable.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||September 13, 2021 4:39 AM|
R13, Adolf Hitler was born in Braunau am Inn, a town in Austria-Hungary (in present-day Austria.)
|by Anonymous||reply 47||September 13, 2021 5:05 AM|
Are there any Jews living in Germany?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||September 13, 2021 5:12 AM|
Germany has 220,000 Jews today.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||September 13, 2021 5:30 AM|
I am Angela Merkel and I cannot believe I had to tolerate Donald Trump.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||September 13, 2021 6:36 AM|
"I like the dubbed version better because our dubbing actors' voices fit better and in the English version they mumble so much."
|by Anonymous||reply 51||September 13, 2021 6:54 AM|
I'm the British Monarchy since 1714.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||September 13, 2021 7:37 AM|
I am Friedrich Trump, a.k.a. Drumpf, formerly of Bavaria. I'm a scam artist and whoremonger—wonder if that's genetic?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||September 13, 2021 12:25 PM|
Did the 220,000 Jews living in Germany today relocate there from other places? Or did they somehow live out the war?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||September 13, 2021 5:09 PM|
I’m a schnitzel!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||September 13, 2021 5:23 PM|
The war was 76 years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||September 13, 2021 5:33 PM|
R54, Many of them lived out the war in South Africa, the USA, South America,etc. and returned after the war.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||September 13, 2021 6:03 PM|
I'm the worst Mexican food you will taste in your lifetime.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||September 13, 2021 6:06 PM|
Germans are fine with Jews today, it's the Muslims in Germany who cause all the problems.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||September 13, 2021 6:16 PM|
Many germans are NOT fine with Jews today. I just watched a DW documentary about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||September 13, 2021 7:12 PM|
What did Damon Wayans have to say about it?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||September 13, 2021 7:28 PM|
[quote] I'm the omnipresent foreskins
In certain parts of Germany? Ja, perhaps.
In all of Germany? Nein!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||September 13, 2021 7:33 PM|
Don't mention the war!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||September 13, 2021 10:54 PM|
I'm the complete lack of humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||September 14, 2021 4:13 AM|
R64, Germans have humor. It is just different. I am convinced that part of the reason is the sentence structure. The verb at the end kills a lot of what is the traditional English language joke set up. Also, sarcasm doesn't really translate well to the German language.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||September 14, 2021 10:29 AM|
The verb is only at the end in a subordinate clause. Don't use it as an excuse!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||September 14, 2021 11:51 AM|
The important verb is also at the end in sentences using a past or future tense; you have to wait until the end of the sentence to find out what's up. Sometimes football scores on the radio kill me "Bayern has in the Champions League match last night in Munich against rivals Real Madrid with an attendance of 50K spectators including Angela Merkel ... lost.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||September 14, 2021 6:11 PM|
I'm Entartete Kunst. I am glad that I was grouped in such a way that the future will know all the brilliance that this label sought to demonize.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||September 14, 2021 9:20 PM|
In Russian, you have to wait until the end of the sentence to find out who it happened to, or so I'm told.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||September 14, 2021 9:23 PM|
I am the bottom with a Nazi dom fetish, who asks the German top to berate him in gutteral German while fucking him.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||September 14, 2021 9:57 PM|
I'm school-aged kids who can walk to school without fear of being kidnapped, raped and murdered like in the USA
|by Anonymous||reply 71||September 14, 2021 10:05 PM|
[quote] Let's be a German
A German what?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||September 14, 2021 10:44 PM|
I’m a ß!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||September 14, 2021 11:33 PM|
I’m the (very hot) blond pubes.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||September 14, 2021 11:48 PM|
I'm the room full of uncut German skinheads that took turns cumming bukkake style on my face, and pissing on me, in that one bar in Berlin.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||September 14, 2021 11:56 PM|
R75. I’ve been to that bar…but in Munich. Must be a franchise deal.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||September 14, 2021 11:59 PM|
R64 Germans do occasionally make fun of themselves/typical stereotypes.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||September 15, 2021 12:02 AM|
Germans are the largest ancestry group in the US
|by Anonymous||reply 78||September 15, 2021 12:07 AM|
And yes, it’s been my experience that gay German guys are disproportionately into piss play.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||September 15, 2021 12:10 AM|
R75 - did any of them look like this guy? If so, count me in!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||September 15, 2021 12:25 AM|
RE: R80. I’d gladly fuck that Neo, then toss him to the curb…naked.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||September 15, 2021 12:28 AM|
I'm the hot German of Turkish descent.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||September 15, 2021 12:34 AM|
Bar? I'm the same spitting pissing bukkake scenario in random concrete structure. I'm cruisy sex in the oughts.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||September 15, 2021 12:38 AM|
R80 actually, that looks more like one of the French skinheads who shared a boarding house with me in Toronto years ago.
Also uncut and also fans of piss play!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||September 15, 2021 12:39 AM|
I am their incessant interruption of foreigners speaking German, to correct their grammar, vocabulary, etc. This is obnoxious, but it will teach the foreigner how to speak German correctly.
So it has its advantages.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||September 15, 2021 12:53 AM|
I’m the butch haircuts and orthopedic sandals of the 35+ year old women, even the straight ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||September 15, 2021 1:00 AM|
It's so easy to get something wrong when trying to speak German
|by Anonymous||reply 87||September 15, 2021 1:00 AM|
r15 is correct. The Germans are almost as insufferable as the British.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||September 15, 2021 1:01 AM|
I’ll be the blind eye.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||September 15, 2021 1:30 AM|
I’ll be the stoicism.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||September 15, 2021 1:33 AM|
German gay guys
|by Anonymous||reply 91||September 15, 2021 2:37 AM|
It's a very ugly language and they always sound angry to me when they speak.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||September 15, 2021 2:55 AM|
I’ve always enjoyed speaking German. It’s the only language I know where you can converse and clear your throat at the same time.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||September 15, 2021 3:03 AM|
R93 Those Germans are so practical!
|by Anonymous||reply 94||September 15, 2021 3:09 AM|
I’ll be Hedi Klum.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||September 15, 2021 3:11 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 96||September 15, 2021 3:12 AM|
Barbarians , all of them, and ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||September 15, 2021 3:13 AM|
If I can be just one German, I'd say whoever was fucking Horst Wagenbauer around the time of this photo shoot.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||September 15, 2021 4:29 AM|
I'm Dieter from Sprockets. Please touch my monkey!
|by Anonymous||reply 99||September 15, 2021 4:39 AM|
R99 Your story has become tiresome…
|by Anonymous||reply 100||September 15, 2021 8:31 AM|
I'm the uncontrolled red-faced screaming rage at any perceived transgression of a rule or regulation.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||September 15, 2021 8:39 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 102||September 15, 2021 8:39 AM|
I'm the pervy sports doctor.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||September 15, 2021 8:58 AM|
I am the weird Mecki haircut that all German women get once the turn 40. Double points if it is dyed a weird eggplant red/purple.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||September 15, 2021 9:46 AM|
R103 I’d watch that porn video.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||September 15, 2021 10:12 AM|
[quote]Germans are the largest ancestry group in the US
Bigger than the "Scots-Irish"?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||September 15, 2021 11:45 AM|
I’m the swastika air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror of my Volkswagen.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||September 15, 2021 12:09 PM|
R103 - that’s a hot couple….I’d definitely watch.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||September 15, 2021 12:09 PM|
I’m the binder in which every single invoice and receipt is duly filed.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||September 15, 2021 1:31 PM|
R103 I need that German daddy to finger my ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 110||September 15, 2021 3:21 PM|
I need a German husband.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||September 15, 2021 4:01 PM|
I'm the Kaiser. Things were better under me.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||September 15, 2021 8:14 PM|
I'm Tomorrow and it Belongs To Me.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||September 15, 2021 9:19 PM|
I'm a Pickelhaube.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||September 15, 2021 9:27 PM|
My neighbor is an uppity German lawyer and his husband is a hot Mexican contractor. They have no sympathy and have no time for bullshit.
I imagine their sex is hot as hell. He has big cock energy.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||September 16, 2021 5:05 PM|
The Mexican has big cock energy*
|by Anonymous||reply 116||September 16, 2021 5:05 PM|
Lots of stories of them. Germans are so tense
|by Anonymous||reply 117||September 16, 2021 5:23 PM|
I'm the German efficiently and expertly assessing his steaming turn on the dry shelf in his toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||September 16, 2021 5:34 PM|
I’m prince Philip, ya.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||September 16, 2021 5:46 PM|