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Why must all movie dicks be HUGE?

I mean it's just not realistic and it's just strange that all hot guys must have these massive swinging dicks.

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by Anonymousreply 78September 17, 2021 3:53 PM

What non-american movies. No effort is made to fluff or fake.

by Anonymousreply 1September 12, 2021 7:58 PM

OP, what movie is your still from, and who is the actor?

by Anonymousreply 2September 12, 2021 7:59 PM

Most movies don't do this.

by Anonymousreply 3September 12, 2021 7:59 PM

A closer shot.

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by Anonymousreply 4September 12, 2021 8:02 PM

R2, it’s Ben Hardy in The Voyeurs, a new movie on Amazon Prime.

by Anonymousreply 5September 12, 2021 8:03 PM

It's so like Datalounge to complain about non-porn movies showing us big dicks on well-built men when we finally get them.

by Anonymousreply 6September 12, 2021 8:04 PM

I mean his real cock is out there for people to see.

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by Anonymousreply 7September 12, 2021 8:06 PM

Everything about movies is fake OP. Didn't you get the memo?

by Anonymousreply 8September 12, 2021 8:13 PM

He has a great body, but his career must be swirling down the toilet if at this age he's making erotic thrillers.

He needed a different screen name--it's too generic, and too much like the names of Tom Hardy and Ben Foster (who were similarly young screen hotties but ten years older).

by Anonymousreply 9September 12, 2021 8:15 PM

We call him Ben Hardly.

by Anonymousreply 10September 12, 2021 8:16 PM

Weirdly, the explanation I got from a friend in the business is that it is cheaper. Apparently, with all of the on-set restrictions and liabilities it is cheaper to use what is essentially an latex cock-sock than to have the actor actually be naked.

by Anonymousreply 11September 12, 2021 8:17 PM

I’d like to see Ben hard.

by Anonymousreply 12September 12, 2021 8:18 PM

According to the description of the movie on wikipedia he's supposed to be a philandering super-stud, so it doesn't seem too odd to me they would give him a huge fake cock.

Too bad they couldn't digitize his flat ass too--although otherwise his body is spectacular.

(The description of the movie's plot makes it sound ridiculously implausible, btw.)

by Anonymousreply 13September 12, 2021 8:20 PM

I wish it was a gay erotic thriller. Don’t want to see naked women, they’re so ewwww!

by Anonymousreply 14September 12, 2021 8:20 PM

I have heard this movie is fun trash, I want to watch it. I love an erotic thriller and miss them. Movies are so sexless now.

by Anonymousreply 15September 12, 2021 8:30 PM

Take it off so I can rub my prune-pussy on it.

by Anonymousreply 16September 13, 2021 3:02 AM

Because you bitches will make a big deal if they aren’t.

by Anonymousreply 17September 13, 2021 3:03 AM

I don't get it. In the OP pic whatever he's holding can't be his dick, unless his dick is supposed to be attached to his stomach just below his belly button.

by Anonymousreply 18September 13, 2021 5:23 AM

insecure actors not wanting to show their own dicks, or worried they're too small and will be ridiculed, are always going to choose the big prosthetic over an average sized one, aren't they?

by Anonymousreply 19September 13, 2021 5:27 AM

Hardy doesn't have a small dick, though. I saw it onstage in that Rupert Everett as Oscar Wilde play. I suppose the prosthetic use is because penises contract whereas a prosthetic remains consistent in size.

by Anonymousreply 20September 13, 2021 5:29 AM

Because small dicks deserve to be shamed.

by Anonymousreply 21September 13, 2021 5:31 AM

Tom Mison chose a pretty average-sized body double for his character's nude scene in Watchmen, R19.

Although it's weird to know they sent him pictures of a bunch of dicks to look at and he had to pick one to represent his own ideal dick.

by Anonymousreply 22September 13, 2021 5:33 AM

I did something similar for "my" Grindr nudes.

by Anonymousreply 23September 13, 2021 5:35 AM

Because men are insecure to show what an average dick looks like.

And then men get ridiculed if they just have an average or small dick. You can't win.

by Anonymousreply 24September 13, 2021 6:45 AM

Yes, you can. Present hole.

by Anonymousreply 25September 13, 2021 6:48 AM

I’m so distracted by the voice and accent that Justice Smith has chosen for his character. Seems like he’s gone to the Brad Pitt “marbles in your mouth” school of elocution. He’s barely understandable.

by Anonymousreply 26September 13, 2021 10:24 AM

[quote]Take it off so I can rub my prune-pussy on it.

Greg? Greg is that you?

by Anonymousreply 27September 13, 2021 10:26 AM

I'd love to bang Tom Mison and I don't care what size his dick is.

by Anonymousreply 28September 13, 2021 10:28 AM

Sydney Sweeney and Ben Hardy have exceptionally lovely breasts.

by Anonymousreply 29September 13, 2021 11:00 PM

R4 There was a shot when he was with Sydney Sweeney where the camera panned down rapidly. I saw a blur of crotch. I wasn’t watching at home so I couldn’t obsessively rewind and freeze frame. Was this that scene?

by Anonymousreply 30September 13, 2021 11:04 PM

that pic in R4 looks liie he's unwrapping a dildo with balls from paper. How is that his cock?

by Anonymousreply 31September 13, 2021 11:06 PM

Because if it's small or even average then people on the Internet will mock the actor.

by Anonymousreply 32September 13, 2021 11:20 PM

Remember on ‘Looking’ they showed that chub with a HUGE swinging dong. Yeah right, she ha s anyone seen a well-endowed chub? The shaft is usually engulfed by their fat pad.

by Anonymousreply 33September 13, 2021 11:30 PM

The fake dicks have to fit over the real ones, so that’s going to enlarge them. If the fake dick were normal size, that wouldn’t speak well for the small dick underneath it.

by Anonymousreply 34September 13, 2021 11:47 PM

[Quote] ha s anyone seen a well-endowed chub?

Yes. There's a guy who keeps making appearances on my Twitter timeline. His whole schtick is fat dick, fat belly. I think he's Eastern European. Cub.

by Anonymousreply 35September 13, 2021 11:53 PM

I guess to equalize the playing field against all movie females' boobs having to be the size of (and encased nowadays in completely form-fitting outfits showcasing them) watermelons?

by Anonymousreply 36September 14, 2021 1:52 AM

I’m currently watching it. The scene in question, he’s just had sex, so his cock is supposed to be still hard.

by Anonymousreply 37September 14, 2021 1:56 AM

Behold Peter Sarsgaard.

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by Anonymousreply 38September 14, 2021 2:02 AM

It’s gotta be big, it’s gotta be big 🎶

by Anonymousreply 39September 14, 2021 2:06 AM

R38 Like a baby wren peeping out of its nest.

by Anonymousreply 40September 14, 2021 2:06 AM

R38)- i still think he’s cute.

by Anonymousreply 41September 14, 2021 2:11 AM

R35 I think oddly I have seen that profile before!!

by Anonymousreply 42September 14, 2021 2:40 AM

R37 here: Jesus, what a stupid, pointless film. The twists in the final act are eye-rollingly absurd, and the acting is atrocious.

by Anonymousreply 43September 14, 2021 3:02 AM

A big, thick veiny cock. Looks good on me and anyone I’m with.🤤

by Anonymousreply 44September 14, 2021 3:30 AM

Because leading men are masculine OP. Masculine means deep voice, muscular, facial hair and big dick.

by Anonymousreply 45September 14, 2021 3:47 AM

Men are so vain that they would hate for their fans to see their small dick. It's like the woman who gets a boob job so that people don't laugh at her fried eggs.

by Anonymousreply 46September 14, 2021 4:21 AM

Conversely, why must all movie ducks be huge?

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by Anonymousreply 47September 14, 2021 4:22 AM

It's not just vanity. It's business sense.

by Anonymousreply 48September 14, 2021 4:24 AM

At least Simon Rex doesn’t disappoint in RED ROCKET.

by Anonymousreply 49September 14, 2021 4:29 AM

Pretty boy Simon. He was a shower, not a grower. His dick as pretty as he was but not an xlarge boner.

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by Anonymousreply 50September 14, 2021 12:44 PM

You see his actually penis in the movie

by Anonymousreply 51September 14, 2021 1:17 PM

People use fake dicks in movies? I have no idea what you are talking about.

by Anonymousreply 52September 14, 2021 1:43 PM

Where have you seen this movie Red Rocket?

by Anonymousreply 53September 14, 2021 2:51 PM

Is Simon fluffed in the movie?

by Anonymousreply 54September 14, 2021 4:08 PM

R53 Didn’t you know that R49 does the international film festival circuit?

by Anonymousreply 55September 14, 2021 8:19 PM

The movie is truly terrible though. However it will probably get some mileage and I can see why he did it. Justice Smith and Sydney Sweeney are pretty hot actors. It's his opportunity to be a sex symbol. He is a pretty mediocre actor that has done pretty well. This well diversify and extend his career I would say. I bet it's a popular movie

by Anonymousreply 56September 14, 2021 9:19 PM

In one of those terrible softcore thriller films Shannon Tweed did in the 90s, there's an actor named Craig Stepp(?) who shows his cock briefly and it was fairly impressive.

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by Anonymousreply 58September 14, 2021 11:31 PM

The issue is they are no filming long, lingering shots of these dicks so it needs to be a quick impact. Blake Jenner in Billy Boy is a prime example. Like c'mon, that isn't even anatomically correct.

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by Anonymousreply 59September 14, 2021 11:39 PM

And Ben in Gone Girl.

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by Anonymousreply 60September 14, 2021 11:41 PM

Its just a movie, honey. And in series, middle class New Yorkers live in cavernous apartments in good neighborhoods.

by Anonymousreply 61September 14, 2021 11:49 PM

That Blake Jenner still looks like they've 'shopped his ass cheeks to look tiny.

by Anonymousreply 62September 14, 2021 11:49 PM

[Quote] Like c'mon, that isn't even anatomically correct.

Hold my beer.

by Anonymousreply 63September 14, 2021 11:50 PM

R38, Peter Sarsgaard was fully dressed in the script. He thought the sexual chemistry scene would be more raw if he was naked, so he offered to try the scene naked. After the take, the director thought it was a good idea.

Thank goodness he hadn't manscaped, because the film was in the 1950s era.

After doing the scene, Liam Neeson wanted to get naked, too. However Liam was so endowed the director thought it was too distracting.

by Anonymousreply 64September 15, 2021 12:08 AM

Terrance Howard is another button dick who dared to bare.

by Anonymousreply 65September 15, 2021 12:10 AM

Where do I apply to affix these prostheses to hot actors? Does spit work in lieu of spirit gum?

by Anonymousreply 66September 15, 2021 3:27 AM

I worked on a film set that required the actor to wear an artificial limp phallus. It was really interesting because the device was like a super thick condom that the actor had to roll on to his dick.

I asked him about "installing" the fake dick and he told me, it was frustrating because he had to be hard or semi hard to roll on the silicone fake dick and then he had all this anxiety about his dick deflating and the phallus falling off.

So, yes. Some dicks are fake, but that is rare now. Most guys just fluff themselves and then move on.

by Anonymousreply 67September 15, 2021 3:53 AM

Did he not use a cock ring or tie a band around the base of his dick?

by Anonymousreply 68September 15, 2021 3:57 AM

I have no idea. I didn't help him install it. That was a wardrobe assistant's job.

by Anonymousreply 69September 15, 2021 4:00 AM

^ he just said it was really heavy.

by Anonymousreply 70September 15, 2021 4:01 AM

r38 is correct, Peter Sarsgaard was not afraid to expose his micro-peen in multiple films. The OP is incorrect.

by Anonymousreply 71September 17, 2021 12:47 AM

I need some sort of proof that ALL these actors were using prosthetics, because Ben Affleck's and Ben Hardy's dicks seem plausibly natural to me.

Show me a credible witness from a credible source, such as Mark Whalberg admitting the BOOGIE NIGHTS wang was wile.

by Anonymousreply 72September 17, 2021 1:04 AM

Blake Jenner and Aaron Taylor Johnson also have the goods. Y'all are just hating on the gifted.

by Anonymousreply 73September 17, 2021 1:05 AM

Why not pump-up with the 'fillers' that women put in their faces, to increase girth temporarily for a movie scene?

If you don't have the length, they can snip the ligaments that bind the penis to the pubic bone.

Or if you want something permanent: fat transfers and lengthening (NSFW).

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by Anonymousreply 74September 17, 2021 1:20 AM

r30 is referring to Sydney's nude scene and photoshoot when Ben Hardy grabs the camera off the table.

The camera pans past his crotch with a full-frontal shot of his junk. The package was sizeably flaccid and doesn't seem too far from the supposedly real cock @ r7.

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by Anonymousreply 75September 17, 2021 1:58 AM

Aaron Taylor Johnson's situation is completely different to Jenner's. Taylor's Johnson was filmed... extensively.

by Anonymousreply 76September 17, 2021 4:13 AM

[quote] It's like the woman who gets a boob job so that people don't laugh at her fried eggs.

I have no idea what you're talking about!

by Anonymousreply 77September 17, 2021 6:14 AM

[quote] because Ben Affleck's and Ben Hardy's dicks seem plausibly natural to me.

Bless your heart.

by Anonymousreply 78September 17, 2021 3:53 PM
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