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Let's be Things from Office Space (1999)

I've stirred up the cold cream by asking you queens about Addams Family Values and Ruthless People, so let's try a movie that's a little less gay but still exceptionally popular and quotable today.

I'll start: I'm the uppity office broads in floral-print shift dresses who insisted Milton pass pieces of cake to the next person, but who didn't do the same themselves.

by Anonymousreply 10September 13, 2021 1:44 AM

I'm the OP who started a totally piece of shit thread

by Anonymousreply 1September 12, 2021 4:53 AM

I'm overrated.

by Anonymousreply 2September 12, 2021 4:55 AM

I’m the red Swingline stapler that Milton hoardes as his last bastion of sanity.

Ps not overrated. Underrated

by Anonymousreply 3September 12, 2021 5:05 AM

I'm customer service, Nina speaking, just a moooooment.

by Anonymousreply 4September 12, 2021 5:41 AM

I'm the restaurant Chotchkes. Aniston's storyline would've been juicier if I had been a Hooters ripoff, instead of an Applebee's/Chilis kinda thing.

by Anonymousreply 5September 12, 2021 6:26 AM

I'm 15 pieces of flare, the bare minimum.

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by Anonymousreply 6September 12, 2021 9:18 AM

I'm the Bobs. They're fucking, and it's not going well.

by Anonymousreply 7September 13, 2021 1:41 AM

I'm the new cover sheet for the TPS report.

by Anonymousreply 8September 13, 2021 1:43 AM

I'm Lumbaugh's coffee mug.

by Anonymousreply 9September 13, 2021 1:44 AM

I'm the memo about R8. All eight of your bosses sent you a copy. Didn't you get it, or should I just send another copy?

by Anonymousreply 10September 13, 2021 1:44 AM
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