I bought a 2 lb bag of Reeses and when I got home I discovered there are pretzels in my Reeses.

"have a good mind of writing"

Oh, dear.

How was I supposed to know that the bag wasn't full of creamy Reeses? I don't even know what "Fast Break" or "Take That" is! I feel like they should differentiate the bag better so it doesn't upset loyal customers such as myself. I suggest they use Mr. Yuck to warn us of the disgusting presence of pretzels.

And I can never find single serving bags of Reese's Pieces. So frustrating!!

I am sorry, r1. I am very upset and not thinking straight.

It clearly states on the front of the bag that its an assortment OP

No it doesn't! It shows orange-colored Reeses dancing, like at a party. I am now stuck with a bag of Reeses tainted with pretzels-- and whatever the other thing is.

I hope you took your Synjardy, OP.

The other two are both good. You won’t be dissapointed if you like the original.

If you want to go all out, try the nutrageous.

I have since discovered that one of the things-- the non-pretzel things-- is delicious. It tastes like Reeses crossbred with a Milky Way.

Disappointed

told you r8.

Are you suffering from achromatopsia, OP? If so, there are glasses for people like you now though.

[quote] I discovered there is pretzel and other detritus mixed into my Reeses.

"You got your pretzels in my Reeses."

"You got your Reeses in my pretzels."

"You got chocolate on my hotdog" is even more upsetting.

FAT WHORES COMPLAIN!

[quote] I discovered there is pretzel and other detritus mixed into my Reeses. The bag was so deceiving!

The bag clearly states "Chocolate candy assortment." And stop bitching about pretzels, you fat fuck!

This is the most horrifying thing I've ever heard, OP. I am so, so sorry. Be brave.

Nein!

Die fette Sau!

Stoned again, OP?

Your problem is nothing compared to the problem of trans women of color who are continued victims of the white indifference to their plight!

R20 I disagree. Both issues are equally important.

So, r21, you are equating brave trans women of color with unhealthy snacks? That’s LITERALLY violence.

[quote] I discovered there is pretzel and other detritus mixed into my Reeses.

Yet another example of Biden's failure as president.

I prefer pretzel Reeses, buying those [italic]on purpose[/italic].

M&Ms will fuck you up this way too.

OP, you have not earned your wings yet, for true Fat Whore would have never made this mistake. Keep snacking, my friend. You'll find your way.

The true fat whore would wisely conclude “Hey—It’s all candy!” Nom Nom Nom

These are FAT WHORE problems

R6 It says 'chocolate candy assortment' right on the front of the bag

Recently I got a couple of Reeses from a convenience store, got them home, and discovered they had pretzels in them. I was really pissed, but it was my mistake. I ate them anyway. They weren't bad.

Who's got the biggest culo on this thread?

[quote] The bag clearly states "Chocolate candy assortment."

Pretzels do not belong in candy! I couldn't have even imagined I'd bit into a Reeses and get a mouthful of basically crackers!

The Milky Way things are quite good, though. I am going to donate the pretzels to charity and keep the others. But next time I buy a "party bag" I will make sure I know what I am getting into before I get home.

[quote] next time I buy a "party bag" I will make sure I know what I am getting into before I get home.

Think of it as a surprise party.

[quote]I am going to donate the pretzels to charity and keep the others.

Or you could give it away to trick-or-treaters next month.

Salty sweet, what's not to like.

I also noticed in my so-called "party bag" that they have shrank the old "snack size" Reeses. Now they are so tiny, they might as well be Reeses Miniatures! What a fucking ripoff. I would boycott Reeses for ALL these reasons, but I really can't live without them. I think they know that.

OP- Is your nickname CHUBSY UBSY?

No, r38. The more Reeses I eat, the thinner I get! I think that my body gets its nutrients from Reeses and then tells my brain: "I'm full!" It's my main food group. That is why I really resent the intrusion of pretzels.

R39- Pretzels are generally boring. The kind I used to buy as a kid in Manhattan with the mustard I loved but the DRIED OUT, TASTELESS pretzels in a box or bag from the supermarket- YAWN

Just popping in to say I liked that you used the word detritus in a fun context.

Thank you, r41! As a candy lover, I find that a large vocabulary helps me express my feelings about candy.

Candy can indeed elicit a wellspring of emotion, R42.

It's this sweet and salty madness that's overtaken the food industry. Just try to find caramel without sea salt these days.

Oh honey, we all know you're going to inhale that 2lb bag within 30 minutes. You'll never know what's going into your mouth, per usual. Your biggest concern should be not to choke on the paper wrapping.

complaining here achieves nothing. write them and tell them why you felt deceived and they'll send you either coupons for a free bag or coupons for a large amount off another bag. If I feel I am in the right I always write and receive something back. One time I bout a single pizza and they had ground up a plastic bag instead of the cheese. I sent the entire slice back to them in a plastic bag in an envelope. Not only did I get coupons for free products but I also received a letter from the owner of the company.

I also wrote to bounty about always getting stuck with the large sheets instead of the smaller ones. They told how to tell the difference which I had never noticed, (there was a blue band on one and an orange band around the top on the other. They sent me good coupons too. I wrote to PF Changs telling them that the writing was so small on the package that I didn't even see the heat index on the package and I had to throw the entire package out because it was too hot for me. They sent me a coupon for a free package. These companies want you to be happy because they want you to keep buying their products. If you don't tell them what is wrong they can't fix it.

i'm old and remember when reeses miniatures came in a box, like russell stover

I remember when Reese's didn't taste like chocolate vomit.

I'm in the mood for dark chocolate candied apricots. Crate&Barrel uses to carry them.

r47 those were my favorites. they either changed the recipe or being wrapped in aluminum changed the taste of them

OP- I was watching that episode of My 600lb Life the other day ( I recorded it months ago) with Isaac, the Mexican kid who cooks all the meals for his family. In one scene they show him sitting at a table eating from a bag of Chex mix and he's poured out a big bag of Reese's Mini Peanut Butter Cups.

Is that kid you OP? Hi Isaac!

R46 would like to speak to the manager.

This is the OP and I am back with an update. I decided to give away the pretzel things and went to two different neighbors. They REFUSED to take the Reeses, rightly pointing out that they are tainted with pretzels. I then went to the mail lady and her joy at the prospect of free candy turned to disgust when she heard about the pretzels. Finally I handed them off to some kids. All of the people who refused the pretzel-Reeses were black, which just goes to show that black people have good taste in candy. No doubt this pretzel business was dreamt up by a fat white guy in Ohio or some other place bereft of good food.

I repeat that I seek out pretzel Reeses on purpose!

OP - Oh honey, no. All those people refused the candy because it was melting in your sweaty fat hand. These are people who wouldn't even touch free money from you.

WRONG, r54! They were excited and pleased to see me approach with Reeses in hand. When I explained they contained pretzels, they made a face and said NO THANK YOU.

R55 - Give it up. None of this ever happened, and your nonsensical prank thread has run it's course. 50-odd posts is far more than it deserved.

Daddy could turn a bag of Reese’s into the most delicious FUDGE ever!

OP, you could have put them in food processor then tossed the resulting crumbs in double chocolate chip ice cream and our of with caramel and whipped cream.

R58 - Or save them for Halloween and foist them on unsuspecting, beggar urchins.

Call the cops!

I’ll swing by as soon as I find my snack purse, OP.

I hate waste!

[quote]I bought a huge bag of Reeses to dine on

Gorge or binge on perhaps, but dine?

snack purse = carpetbag

They are really good. Smoke some weed and that sweet, salty combo will be delightful.

I have an update. Tonight, I went to CVS, in the mood for candy and bandaids, but to my chagrin the only Reeses in stock were the nasty pretzel kind and peanut brittle Reeses, which I am certain has the same chunky texture I hated in the pretzel Reeses. I actually left CVS empty handed! That's the bad news. But the good news is that I had awareness of these impostors and avoided buying them!

Used to be when you went to the store there was one variety of Wheat Things, one kind of Triscuits. Now you have to read the packages carefully so you don't end up with the wrong thing. I almost clobbered bf when he accidentally bought unsalted nuts.

My felicitations on your evolved mental state, OP.

Hi OP , just following, hope you have recovered from this recent snack trauma.

Pretzels are practically vegetables! How dare they include them in OP's special snack?

The trend towards mixing sweet and salty does get kind of annoying when you think you're getting something sweet and it's got big chunks of pink Himalayan sea salt in it.

[quote]intrusion of pretzels.

Is that like a nest of snakes or a murder of crows?

What’s a pretzel?

Trader Joe’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups.

Getta loada Constance McCashin at R58!

R38 = Miss Crabtree