It be #1 on the Country charts.
Fancy Like Applebees
|by Anonymous||reply 88||September 15, 2021 12:50 AM|
It be a stupid fucking song.
He'd be cute if he kept his mouth shut and didn't move.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||September 11, 2021 1:03 PM|
Wait. This is serious? Good lord. I thought this was a joke but it’s actually on the Country charts.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||September 11, 2021 1:14 PM|
I remember reading an article about dollar stores years ago. In it, a woman was quoted as saying that she preferred shopping at dollar stores because he didn't have to get all dressed up all fancy like when shopping at Walmart.
Beware of people who use the word fancy. It's like how most people who use the word classy are not.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||September 11, 2021 1:18 PM|
He’s HOT but married with six kids. Wife was the high school sweetheart. Sadly, she miscarried their seventh child a few years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||September 11, 2021 1:24 PM|
There are two guys in the commercial that are smoking hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||September 11, 2021 1:29 PM|
Die in an Applebee's grease fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||September 11, 2021 1:29 PM|
Remember when country music was Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette etc? Now we have Fancy Like Applebee’s. Shit sucks now
|by Anonymous||reply 7||September 11, 2021 1:37 PM|
Can’t help smiling at the dancers. They seem like they’re having a good time.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||September 11, 2021 1:38 PM|
The words to the song don’t really make sense - or sentences.
Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night (that's right)
Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake (ayy)
Get some whipped cream on the top too (gotta add that whipped cream)
Two straws, one check, girl, I got you (girl, I got you)
Bougie like Natty in the styrofoam (styrofoam)
Squeak-squeakin' in the truck bed all the way home (all the way home)
Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight
Ayy, that's how we do, how we do, fancy like
|by Anonymous||reply 9||September 11, 2021 1:41 PM|
The lyrics are stupid, but even though I'd never be caught dead in an Applebees, this ad is great fun. My favorite is the tall, well built hot guy in the cowboy hat towards the end -
|by Anonymous||reply 10||September 11, 2021 2:28 PM|
Of course it's #1! This country is a shitpile of taste.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||September 11, 2021 2:31 PM|
Country + rap = Crap
|by Anonymous||reply 12||September 11, 2021 2:34 PM|
R9, I loathe this song, commercial, and food establishment - but every terrible lyrics makes trashy sense. They’re going on a relatively high- class date at Applebee’s (rather than Wendy’s). They’re getting a cheap piece of meat slathered in sugary sauce, accompanied by a milkshake with Oreos and very-necessary whipped cream. They’re splitting the shake, but he is paying for both of them (apparently, not the usual routine). They feel trashy-rich, just like having a styrofoam cooler full of beer. Apparently, the color makes noise in the truck bed on the drive home - though there is a string sexual implication avoided by the impossibility of fucking in the back of a moving truck. He loves her, but is clear to distinguish their coupledom from pretentious Northerners. And that’s his idea of a special celebration.
Of course it’s terrible. They love that part the best.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||September 11, 2021 2:48 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||September 11, 2021 3:00 PM|
When will the south secede already? They’re like the drunk molesting uncle of the American family.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||September 11, 2021 3:11 PM|
Even before reading this I instinctively loathed that song and commercial first time I heard it. No wonder.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||September 11, 2021 4:58 PM|
R9 are you sure that's not a Cheesecake Factory menu you're quoting from?
Same pedestrian food whipped up with eclectic ingredients, vainly attempting to pass as edible.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||September 11, 2021 6:52 PM|
[Quote] Bougie like Natty in the styrofoam
I understand all the lyrics except this one. Can someone translate?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||September 11, 2021 6:57 PM|
Bougie is mocking shorthand for Bourgeois. Natty is a nickname for Anheuser-Busch Natural Light. Styrofoam is a disposable cooler.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||September 11, 2021 7:12 PM|
Thank you, r19.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||September 11, 2021 7:19 PM|
I thought Natty was Natty Bo, National Bohemian.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||September 11, 2021 8:00 PM|
I also think he’s referencing National Bohemian, known colloquially in its place of origin, Baltimore, MD, as Natty Boh. Though, why a southern boy is referencing a Mid-Atlantic beer is a mystery.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||September 11, 2021 9:01 PM|
It’s Natty Ice(Natural Ice) a favorite beer amongst rednecks and hillbillies because it’s cheap and you get drunk quicker.
I live in a red state and at a party someone always brings Natty Ice.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||September 11, 2021 9:17 PM|
[quote]Beware of people who use the word fancy. It's like how most people who use the word classy are not.
He's using "fancy" ironically. You can tell because Natty Ice is not "fancy" by any stretch of the imagination like r19 and r23 said. His audience understands that there's nothing fancy about Applebees. It's a joke to the people who like this song.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||September 11, 2021 9:22 PM|
Deplorable food for deplorable people.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||September 11, 2021 9:44 PM|
There are many places in this country where Applebees is literally considered fancy because it’s the most upscale and cleanest restaurant in town with top notch service. Yes, you can imagine what the rest of the eateries in that town must look like.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||September 11, 2021 10:01 PM|
Wasn’t Blake Shelton going for something like this with Minimum Wage? And everybody shitted on him for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||September 11, 2021 10:05 PM|
One time I ate at Applebee’s and got drunk after dinner then the guys I was there with took me to their apartment and forced me to suck them off and eat their loads.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||September 11, 2021 10:18 PM|
I bet he voted for The Orange One.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||September 11, 2021 10:20 PM|
One time I got plastered there and three guys forced me to suck their feet and cocks in their SUV.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||September 11, 2021 10:24 PM|
That wasn’t an SUV, R30. It was an ambulance, and those guys were first responders taking you to get the help you needed then and still need now.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||September 11, 2021 10:29 PM|
I have avoided Applebee’s since around the turn of the century or so. There was a show on A&E or Bravo or something. It was about gay couples having wedding ceremonies. There was a big hubbub about it of course with the religious right saying they were going to not use places who advertised on the show. Apparently an Applebee’s ad appeared on it that they didn’t purchase and they wanted to make it very clear they DIDN’T advertise on it. I was never a big Applebee’s fan, but after that I decided to just not go again.
It hate this ad. And they are not fancy, either real or ironically.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||September 11, 2021 10:32 PM|
I r31 fuck you. You have no idea what I did that night.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||September 11, 2021 10:35 PM|
Yuck. I swear I thought it was a group of black guys singing that redneck song. So many commercials are celebrating those MAGAt types. Then later, they stick a couple black people in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||September 11, 2021 10:40 PM|
It's the beer
|by Anonymous||reply 35||September 11, 2021 10:47 PM|
With a song like that playing makes me wanna suck country boy Midwest cock and feet!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||September 11, 2021 10:51 PM|
That's nice dear
|by Anonymous||reply 37||September 11, 2021 10:52 PM|
I don't know what's worse the actual song or the video of a middle aged white man mimicking the mannerisms of 20-year old black rapper. It's beyond cringe.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||September 11, 2021 10:53 PM|
R38 face it- you’re old.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||September 11, 2021 10:57 PM|
[QUOTE] face it- you’re old.
That’s what somebody should’ve told Walker before he started dancing like Robocop.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||September 12, 2021 12:34 AM|
I thought “fancy” was country music code for prostitute?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||September 12, 2021 3:04 AM|
r39, I'm 25 and black. His video reminded me of every suburban white guy that thinks acting and talking like they're from Harlem or Southeast Atlanta makes them cool. The fact that he is a 40-something married man with 75 kids just makes it even worse.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||September 12, 2021 4:15 AM|
I listened for five seconds before shutting that trash off. American music is dead and each new song is a fresh load landing on its rotting corpse.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||September 12, 2021 5:32 AM|
I read on some music forum (Pulse or ATRL) that apparently the singer is rather progressive and a gay ally, but can't sure and dont' care to search for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||September 12, 2021 6:33 AM|
r42 i'm 48 yrs old.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||September 12, 2021 10:56 AM|
R4 Sadly? The planet is far overburdened and you are sad about this? If he was unattractive would you even care? So sick of reading frau fantasies from Flyoverland. Why can't all the fat straight women on here get their own site?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||September 12, 2021 11:18 AM|
Yes, sadly. They have a passel of kids, but it’s no joyous occasion for parents to lose a child. Oh, and I’m no woman, Budrick. You do know what they say about people who assume, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||September 12, 2021 12:37 PM|
It's my favorite commercial right now. I love those sexy cowboys swiveling their asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||September 12, 2021 12:55 PM|
R47 I did not say that you are a woman. I said that you are a frau. You worship pregnancy, if it's white and Christian and married. When you are firing that many redneck offspring out of your uterus, it's not a tragedy. They can't adequately care for the children they are now ignoring.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||September 12, 2021 2:26 PM|
It’s ok R20. 99% of country fans don’t know that word, either.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||September 12, 2021 2:29 PM|
Like any inbred Trump voter knows what “bourgeoisie” means. Know your audience!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||September 12, 2021 2:31 PM|
The younger fans know, R51. Thanks to that Migos song even white kids know what it means now.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||September 12, 2021 8:55 PM|
He's cute and the song's catchy.
What's the problem?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||September 12, 2021 9:04 PM|
“It be” You sound like trash.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||September 12, 2021 9:11 PM|
I’ve been finger fucking myself silly to this
|by Anonymous||reply 55||September 12, 2021 9:18 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||September 12, 2021 9:46 PM|
Applebee’s? Fancy? This sounds like the theme song of the inbred.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||September 12, 2021 10:15 PM|
[quote]I thought “fancy” was country music code for prostitute?
I thought it was cat food.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||September 12, 2021 10:28 PM|
Singer is a DILF (times 6).
|by Anonymous||reply 59||September 12, 2021 10:49 PM|
I can deny neither that he is incredibly hot, nor that that song is the most idiotic county song I've heard since "My Achy-Breaky Heart."
|by Anonymous||reply 60||September 12, 2021 10:57 PM|
Here he is clean-shaven (in 2017).
|by Anonymous||reply 61||September 12, 2021 11:00 PM|
Sorry, here is link.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||September 12, 2021 11:00 PM|
It's amazing how a word black Americans coined and have been using for GENERATIONS (I'm 57 and have heard "bougie" literally my entire life) has only in the last five years or so "crossed over" to the white American consciousness.
(And, like most slang borrowed from black Americans, is used incorrectly 90+% of the time, like "jacked up", "showed out", and dozens more).
|by Anonymous||reply 63||September 12, 2021 11:19 PM|
^Truth. Just like when Miley "made" twerking famous, when not only was it widely known in the black community for years but is often performed by strippers, black women when they hit the dance floor, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||September 13, 2021 12:12 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 65||September 13, 2021 12:20 AM|
I'd drink his bath water!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||September 13, 2021 12:21 AM|
The OP's pic shows he has excellent teeth.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||September 13, 2021 12:24 AM|
Isn't this the redneck version of gay baiting?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||September 13, 2021 12:41 AM|
DL should write a song called "Classy Like Chili's"
We could make a mint!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||September 13, 2021 12:55 AM|
I’d love to suck his cock, feet and asshole!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||September 13, 2021 1:07 AM|
He looks less attractive without the beard
|by Anonymous||reply 71||September 13, 2021 1:10 AM|
Black people invented bougie? I thought French people invented bougie.
Regardless, all this is a rip off of The Git Up, which set the country frau crowd on fire a year or so ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||September 13, 2021 1:21 AM|
“Fancy Like Applebee’s”
aka “Greg’s Theme”
|by Anonymous||reply 73||September 13, 2021 1:22 AM|
Also, The Git Up was a tongue-in-cheek rip-off of Old Town Road by some Darrius Rucker-wannabe named Blanco Brown.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||September 13, 2021 1:24 AM|
I want him to dom me using his feet n cock!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||September 13, 2021 1:28 AM|
The beautiful guys in that 'Git Up' video are either completely dickless or they were tucking might hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||September 13, 2021 1:29 AM|
Nobody needs 7 kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||September 13, 2021 1:34 AM|
R77 Tell that to Rick Santorum, Alec Baldwin and James Van der Beek.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||September 13, 2021 1:55 AM|
This song fucking sucks. It's not even a good shitty pop song.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||September 13, 2021 1:00 PM|
Trashy food, trashy music, trashy people.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||September 13, 2021 1:16 PM|
I thought the song was written just for the commercial. I was surprised to learn it is a real song. We didn't have a lot of money growing up so my parents considered Applebee's "fancy" along with just about any other place you had to sit at a table and be waited on. We were used to the McDonald's/Wendy's/Burger King drive-thrus if we were going to eat anywhere at all. The song is still kind of obnoxious, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||September 13, 2021 1:39 PM|
I live in a college town and once in a blue moon go to the Applebee's, and every time I do the college students (who make up 99% of their clientele) stare at me and whoever I'm with like we're their parents and are gonna get them in trouble. Thought it was just me but the reviews for our Applebee's are full of people over 30 going "wtf is with the staring?" and it's hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||September 13, 2021 1:45 PM|
It's weird to me that "bougie" supposedly only just now became popular because I distinctly remember hearing it in use in the 1990s, even Roseanne Barr said it on Arsenio, but maybe she was trying to sound like she was down with the brothers.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||September 13, 2021 1:47 PM|
He's hot, but all those kids indicate he's a religious nutcase...probably a member of the quiverfull movement like the Duggars.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||September 13, 2021 1:48 PM|
I'm super happy for him. I saw him three years ago at a very small venue, his new album was out but wasn't a huge success. Really nice guy, met him backstage (my friend works in country radio). Yes, Fancy Like" is kinda corny, but it's also pretty real, if you live like that. I know people who drink Natty, eat "fancy" (what they can afford) and hang out in the flatbed of a truck. Sometimes I'm back there too 😉
|by Anonymous||reply 85||September 13, 2021 2:13 PM|
I love Country cock and feet!
|by Anonymous||reply 86||September 13, 2021 6:42 PM|
I’m soooo looking forward to the Eat & Park country song!
|by Anonymous||reply 87||September 13, 2021 10:52 PM|
It's basically deplorable in commercial form.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||September 15, 2021 12:50 AM|