Gal draws up 17-page 'relationship contract' for gayfaced boyfriend named Head

[quote] “It was also pandemic time. But I got to the point where I was like ‘screw it — I’m going on dates with guys and don’t care anymore.’ I matched with almost anybody on Tinder and would tell my matches, ‘I’m going on a walk with my dog at 2 p.m. today — are you free?’

poor thing

"Of course she's retarded. Look at her, she has the face of an old woman."

What a pushy cunt. Dreadful.

She's so young to have reached her advanced level of cunt-dom. And if he is such a pussy that he agrees to her bullshit, then its a match made in Heaven.

I forgot to add: they've been dating TWO WEEKS.

Something wrong with the boyfriend that he didn't just tell her to piss off.

I mean, at least she's upfront about her crazy,

She has stated her boundaries. All that is left is squirrels & death.

I see nothing wrong with this.

I’d be so embarrassed to have my picture associated with her and her demands. Talk about pussy whipped.

This relationship is doomed.

She looks old enough to be his mom, and that will be embarrassing when people make that assumption.

11 posts and no one mentions that OP used the word "gal"?

Pay for date nights, she lives in the 50's. Work your ass and pay your part

R12 She's got great gams, that gal!

Gayface for days.. the boyfriend.

I was about to mention Sheldon Cooper but someone beat me.

I like this.

You just slip out the back, Jack, Make a new plan, Stan, You don't need to be coy, Roy, Just get yourself free

17 pages for a relationship contract… that’s nothing!

Lavender Love

That's one demanding cunt.

Love the picture of him in the red shirt. Gay From Space, and she's squeezing him and making a face like she's taking a painful shit.

I thought this was about Gal Gadot at first. In any case, someone should tell her that her new boyfriend smells cookies.

How often does he have to fuck her?

How can he stand to listen to her talk? That voice!

She is truly exhausting.

I thought this was about Gal Gadot and Wonder in the first line was a pun.

Does the contract require him to be heterosexual?

Of course he's "pre-law," and not only does HE tell everyone that, his crazy-bus girlfriend does as well. They're almost as insufferable as the freshmen who answer almost any question with "Well, I'm pre-med, so..."

Being a lawyer in today's culture isn't impressive. There are way too many of them, and they cause our litigious society to eat itself. And being a law student isn't that special, either. Everyone at that campus is studying something and working hard at it. And being pre-law is especially unimportant. You're four or five layers away from even working at a law firm, much less being the sort of attorney your daddy and his golfing buddies expect you to become, Mr. Head.

This isn’t a lesbian couple?

I can't decide what's more obnoxious, expecting him to pay every restaurant bill or expecting him to work out 5x a week.

A case of Dr. Pepper says they both went to Segregation Academies in Atlanta.

You know, those quaint private schools set up by White Devils after the Supreme Court ordered public schools desegregated? Rather than send their children to school with The Blacks, rich white people would pay an arm and a leg to send their kids to schools named after Stonewall Jackson and Johnny Reb. Everyone from Colonel Sanders to the IRS knew exactly what these schools were trying to do, and a lot of them still exist today "to promote educational excellence" for a student body that's almost entirely white.

He makes her take off her shoes when entering his apartment and has no issue with working out "at least five days a week."

“This makes me know what I’m signing up for. I live in constant fear of waking up two years into a relationship and realizing my partner doesn’t have the same life plan as me.”

Girl, get a hobby or something.

God forbid you wake up after 2 years of a relationship and realise you've had actual fun, real experiences, and maybe learned some things; even if the relationship ultimately came to an end.

Thankfully when Wright met Head they instantly clicked. “He was like, ‘I want us to be boyfriend and girlfriend,’

Sounding just like every gay boy desperate to stay in the closet in high school.

21?

Miss Horseface looks more like 41.

I don't see a problem.

He should draw up one himself. Should include spending at least one night a week with the boys.

Is she a K-K-K-Katie or the bitch Redford ended up with at the end? I'm confused.

You 𝒈𝒐 girl! Let the wimp know from the start who is the boss and there is no limit how high you can reach.

Is there a clause in there that prevents him from transitioning? Because if there isn't, I think she might need to amend it.

I thought this was going to be about Gal Gadot when I read the title of the thread.

Does the contract include any sizemeat requirements?

He's nasty ugly.

At one point in the video you can see his OCEAN scores - high agreeableness and openness to experience, low neuroticism, mild extroversion - that's actually the recipe for a level headed person.

Of course, she's probably going to leave him in a few years for some meathead who makes her knees weak but yeah...

Mark Zuckerberg's wife drew up an agreement before she agreed to be his gf. He had to agree to one date night a week, not at his apartment and definitely not at the Facebook offices.

Reminds me of Eve Donovan and JJ Deveraux on Days of Our Lives. Ick.

"Something wrong with the boyfriend that he didn't just tell her to piss off."

I desperately want this to work out. I need your prayers!

I am telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you THEN!