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Madonna is incredibly fit at 68

Posted on her IG today. Certainly not a huge fan but damn this old woman is incredibly fit and strong for her age. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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by Anonymousreply 34September 14, 2021 2:00 AM

Every other post you make is about hagdonna you freak!

by Anonymousreply 1September 9, 2021 3:46 AM

Not flattering at all. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 2September 9, 2021 3:46 AM

Her face is only 46 months old and, yes, she makes eveybpdy do math.

by Anonymousreply 3September 9, 2021 3:48 AM

Madame X โ€”looks just like the puppet

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by Anonymousreply 4September 9, 2021 3:51 AM

Jesus Christ, is wearing a fucking diaper?

This is SAD to watch.

by Anonymousreply 5September 9, 2021 3:52 AM

She's 63 - not 68.

by Anonymousreply 6September 9, 2021 3:53 AM

She's still remembered as one of the biggest pop stars of yesteryear!

by Anonymousreply 7September 9, 2021 3:56 AM

She's headlining Flint, Michigan and all 40 fans from Berwyn are climbing into their Regals extra early to avoid traffic.

by Anonymousreply 8September 9, 2021 4:02 AM

I'm glad she's exercising again. If she can lay off the sauce, put the ego aside, and kick the fugly rent boy to the curb, I'd consider this progress.

by Anonymousreply 9September 9, 2021 4:06 AM

Hello Ms Desmond! Are you ready for your dismount?

by Anonymousreply 10September 9, 2021 4:14 AM

She needs to undo the ass. Disgusting. Embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 11September 9, 2021 4:26 AM

Is she wearing designer adult dideys? Tres chic!

by Anonymousreply 12September 9, 2021 4:33 AM

She's in the same age group as most DL'ers.

by Anonymousreply 13September 9, 2021 4:35 AM

I saw her Mrs. Ladypants commercial. Next she'll do a Martha Raye and drop her dentures in a vat of Polygrip. There's nothing real left on the woman. All burnt plastic, hair, and god knows what else.

by Anonymousreply 14September 9, 2021 4:56 AM

I read that one of the things that led to Guy divorcing her was her draconian addiction to her ascetic diet. I drove him round the twist. Straight to the bank.

by Anonymousreply 15September 9, 2021 5:15 AM

[quote] She's in the same age group as most DL'ers.

And just like DLers, she swears she passes for 35 years younger!

by Anonymousreply 16September 9, 2021 5:18 AM

Are we sure that clip is from this century? I mean, she's not too honest with the posts.

If it's recent, she may be gearing-up for an album/tour.

by Anonymousreply 17September 9, 2021 5:26 AM

Are you posting from 5 years in the future, OP? Neat!

by Anonymousreply 18September 9, 2021 5:30 AM

Nobody even cared to mention that the gymnastic move at the end with Madonna spread eagle airing out is what Mama imagines when preparing herself for new cage meat.

by Anonymousreply 19September 9, 2021 5:39 AM

she alas a victim of plastiq surg and photoshop

by Anonymousreply 20September 9, 2021 5:56 AM

Ugh, that chocho shot. No, gurl.

by Anonymousreply 21September 9, 2021 8:51 AM

Lol at the Promise of a New Day stretched out camera shots

by Anonymousreply 22September 9, 2021 1:14 PM

This is her workout ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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by Anonymousreply 23September 12, 2021 2:18 PM

R23 is she competing with Britney for the most awkward insta posts?

by Anonymousreply 24September 12, 2021 2:23 PM

I think it's commendable of her to make the effort of putting on her best compression stockings before gracing us with her little jig.

by Anonymousreply 25September 12, 2021 2:34 PM

She looks like a nursing home resident doing some raunchy dementia induced jig in the clip at R23.

by Anonymousreply 26September 12, 2021 2:39 PM

R26 take away her wealth and that is exactly what she is!!!

by Anonymousreply 27September 12, 2021 3:06 PM

It's so depressing to see her like this but she's aware of the comments about her, so I think she is trolling us at this point. I'm sure she thinks it's subversive or something.

by Anonymousreply 28September 12, 2021 4:40 PM

Ah, yes - โ€œtrollingโ€ , the last refuge of the disregarded narcissist, poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 29September 12, 2021 5:01 PM

Deep, deep inside!

by Anonymousreply 30September 12, 2021 5:12 PM

If this is Madonna at 63, what's she going to be like at 70?

by Anonymousreply 31September 12, 2021 5:14 PM

Is she wearing diapers?

by Anonymousreply 32September 12, 2021 5:18 PM

Bitch is serving up sweatin to the oldies realnessss. Quel Cochon!

by Anonymousreply 33September 13, 2021 11:50 PM

Hi suggested on a similar thread before, a while back, but i sense right now that Madonna is going through her own particular Cray-Cray/I Need Attention "1990s Diana Ross" phase. But after had effectively hit a lowest point in that decade, it seems her much-loving family rallied around and helped her to reestablish her image with good promotion and settling into a sort of kinder, gentler Ross personality who returned to being, singing, appearing, publicizing and performing everywhere. But I'm unsure if Medusa's family have that same extent of affection for and willingness to help protect and nurture her back to better PR imaging. I'm waiting for her next innovative schtick to be hitting rock-bottom followed by returning to the recording studio and publicity as a reborn Christian country singer. I think that's persona which La Vadge hasn't before touched upon... :o

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