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Matt Damon spray-tanned flashing flesh for GQ

His face looks weird and he's "no comment" on Fag-Gate

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by Anonymousreply 86September 15, 2021 2:56 AM

Gays still love this homophobic dude.

by Anonymousreply 1September 8, 2021 6:24 PM


by Anonymousreply 2September 8, 2021 6:25 PM

Are you sure that's spray tan? In the picture with the low button shirt (who does that now?) his chest is full of moles.

by Anonymousreply 3September 8, 2021 6:26 PM

Think that comes from being 51, the stills are being 10+ years kinder to him than the video. Actually, it occurred to me the other day that Ryan Reynold looks way older in reality to his on screen look, I need that filter permanently in front of me.

by Anonymousreply 4September 8, 2021 6:31 PM

He looks like he's on his second face. In the GQ piece, he admits that he "cries."

To a grease fire with this bitch.

by Anonymousreply 5September 8, 2021 6:46 PM

The DL gays love me!

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by Anonymousreply 6September 8, 2021 6:50 PM

What evolution?


by Anonymousreply 7September 8, 2021 6:55 PM

I've grown to hate this pudgy cunt. No comment, indeed, over Fag Gate. What a coward.

by Anonymousreply 8September 8, 2021 6:58 PM

[quote] pudgy cunt


by Anonymousreply 9September 8, 2021 7:22 PM

Is he a homophobe? He made one of the best gay mainstream films with Michael Douglas, Behind The Candelabra. I don't believe that words such as ‘fag’ makes a person homophobic. I think it often makes them ignorant and likely a product of their environment. I think DL is being too hard on Matt Damon for this.

by Anonymousreply 10September 8, 2021 7:26 PM

He’s so earnest and he means well and I just can’t stand him anyway.

by Anonymousreply 11September 8, 2021 7:32 PM

R10, it's not that he said the word "fag." It's that he attempted to humble-brag for both his daughter and himself, over this supposed lesson she taught him. And then, he tries to walk it all back by saying he never used slurs, when he just admitted being free with the word "fag."

by Anonymousreply 12September 8, 2021 7:33 PM

R12 I should have specified that I was specifically addressing R1 about the homophobic remark.

by Anonymousreply 13September 8, 2021 7:35 PM

He may be "no comment " but his career needs to end because of it. Why the fuck is GQ promoting this idiot??

by Anonymousreply 14September 8, 2021 7:42 PM

Good Lord, that article was INTERMINABLE! Halfway through, I started scrolling. Doesn’t “GQ” have editors?!

by Anonymousreply 15September 8, 2021 7:44 PM

R10 is a moron who can't tell the difference between deeply held personal values ("'Fag' is a fine word and no one cares if I use it, except stupid fags, hehehe.") and business savvy ("This fag role will make me look good with the fags plus they'll line up to see me play a fag! cha-ching!")

Think harder, R10. Use your brain for once.

by Anonymousreply 16September 8, 2021 7:46 PM

I thought he’d kinda hit the wall in Ford v. Ferrari but these pics are hot. He can call me faggot any day.

by Anonymousreply 17September 8, 2021 7:48 PM

Wasn't it, R15? I scrolled through almost all of it. How many fawning fucking words can they jizz out over this jowely, old-geezer movie star? He looks like he's ready for the old actors' home. And those high-fashion, old Hollywood pictures? MARY!

by Anonymousreply 18September 8, 2021 7:49 PM

I pop that cherry! It was nice and sweet and felt like warm apple pie

by Anonymousreply 19September 8, 2021 7:59 PM

If your next film needs an actor with all the acting abilities of a wooden indian , matt's the man

by Anonymousreply 20September 8, 2021 8:00 PM

His new face reminds me of the late Bobby Williams. Maybe Matt could star in the biopic.

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by Anonymousreply 21September 8, 2021 8:37 PM

All the spread crotch posings are laughable.

by Anonymousreply 22September 8, 2021 8:42 PM

He looks like a lesbian Mark Wahlberg in the OP.

by Anonymousreply 23September 8, 2021 8:55 PM

You're very tanned, Matt, and your hands are so rough not like a cop's hands anymore. And that shaving lotion is something a child would select. Has a little ship on the bottle does it not?

by Anonymousreply 24September 8, 2021 9:46 PM

Mark McGrath wax face vibes.

by Anonymousreply 25September 9, 2021 12:31 PM

He looks like a fag to me.

by Anonymousreply 26September 9, 2021 12:40 PM

Deplorable movie, loves saying fag, now spray tanned.......he wants to be Trump

by Anonymousreply 27September 9, 2021 12:40 PM

Never successful in portraying a heterosexual, with zero connection with any actress in any movie he's ever done.

Fat ugly ass.

by Anonymousreply 28September 9, 2021 12:51 PM

And he's hidden the fact that he's mulatto.

by Anonymousreply 29September 9, 2021 12:55 PM

Disingenuous fucking midget. So earnest yet such a fucking liar. Can’t act either.

by Anonymousreply 30September 9, 2021 1:02 PM

His feet do look sexy in those pics

by Anonymousreply 31September 9, 2021 1:02 PM

I bet he's a great hugger, cuddler, and spooner.

by Anonymousreply 32September 9, 2021 1:18 PM

I'm not in favor of canceling people for one error, especially if they apologize.

He seems like basically a decent liberal guy.

The only thing is the possible closet caseness. He gives off gayish vibes and I'm convinced he was servicing Ben when they were younger.

by Anonymousreply 33September 9, 2021 1:49 PM

r6, i LOVE that you found that again! DL seriously is the cruelest place ever

by Anonymousreply 34September 9, 2021 1:55 PM

Contrary to what R1 believes, I detest this self-righteous asshole. Always have, especially since he went off on the James Bond franchise as being misogynistic and "demeaning to women". What a fucking tool, to be that self-absorbed and self worshiping. His obscurity can't come soon enough for me.

by Anonymousreply 35September 9, 2021 2:01 PM

Yeah but I only do that kind of faggy stuff with my wife and daughters, R32.

by Anonymousreply 36September 9, 2021 2:02 PM

I bet he rinses his pasta after he drains it

by Anonymousreply 37September 9, 2021 2:05 PM

[quote]He made one of the best gay mainstream films with Michael Douglas, Behind The Candelabra. I don't believe that words such as ‘fag’ makes a person homophobic.

I remember when he was promoting Behind the Candelabra he made a point of saying, "I told the director, only ONE take in the sex scenes."

That sounds homophobic to me. Like, "I'll promote my liberal image and do a prestige project for HBO as a gay man but I ain't doing any more of that icky fag sex than I have to!"

by Anonymousreply 38September 9, 2021 2:08 PM

he likely stores bread in the refrigerator!

by Anonymousreply 39September 9, 2021 2:10 PM

He stores bread in dat Damon ass!

by Anonymousreply 40September 9, 2021 2:13 PM

I bet he eats prunes in the Back Bay!

by Anonymousreply 41September 9, 2021 2:17 PM

[quote] I bet he eats prunes in the Back Bay

Is that some sort of scatolgical reference?

by Anonymousreply 42September 9, 2021 2:19 PM

He's so fucking creepy.

by Anonymousreply 43September 9, 2021 2:38 PM

Why would you choose to do those photos?

Yes, he gets to show off his new face with thousands of hours of Photoshop, but wearing $3,000 sweaters and Hermes shorts doesn't exactly fit with his "aw, shucks" image as just a regular guy that he is constantly promoting.

by Anonymousreply 44September 9, 2021 2:44 PM

He's boring but I like him way more than Walhburg

by Anonymousreply 45September 9, 2021 2:50 PM

I’m not a fan of either but at least Wahlberg just is who he is.

by Anonymousreply 46September 9, 2021 3:03 PM

I like cancer more than Wahlberg

by Anonymousreply 47September 9, 2021 3:05 PM

A spray tan is available in sizes like tanks that welders use.

by Anonymousreply 48September 9, 2021 3:07 PM

[quote]I'm not in favor of canceling people for one error, especially if they apologize.

Bart) Can't you just apologize and not mean it. I do it all the time

Marge) BART!!!!

Bart) I'm sorry

Marge) That's better

by Anonymousreply 49September 9, 2021 3:38 PM

Well Matt might be a homophobe but Wahlberg is a homophobe and a racist.

by Anonymousreply 50September 9, 2021 3:43 PM

At least Wahlberg is a top. Matt screams bottom.

by Anonymousreply 51September 9, 2021 3:56 PM

[quote] Matt screams bottom.

In what ways?

by Anonymousreply 52September 9, 2021 3:58 PM

A top just knows.

by Anonymousreply 53September 9, 2021 4:02 PM

R8- You've GROWN to hate him?

I've HATED him ever since I saw him in the first movie he ever appeared in- Mystic Pizza, which was also the ONLY movie I ever like Julia Roberts in.

by Anonymousreply 54September 9, 2021 4:21 PM

not LIKE


by Anonymousreply 55September 9, 2021 4:22 PM

He looks hot AF in these GQ Photos. I'll take him. I would have taken him as Lee's lover Scott Thorson too in Behind the Candelabra. Matt probably can't take the Boston Southie out of himself, so he probably said some dumb sh*t. But overall I think he's an ok guy.

PS what's the dirt on him and Minnie Driver? Did he really give her notice by saying he didn't have a girlfriend on Oprah?

by Anonymousreply 56September 9, 2021 4:30 PM

I used to have a big crush on him.

I do not anymore even though he has kept his looks (with much help, it appears).

by Anonymousreply 57September 9, 2021 4:32 PM

he's got that look, the JORDACHE look

by Anonymousreply 58September 9, 2021 5:49 PM

I'd hit that. But I always thought he was attractive. His skin appears in good shape.

by Anonymousreply 59September 9, 2021 6:05 PM

[quote]His skin appears in good shape.

You don't know better than to think photographs on Instagram, much less a glossy major publication, bear no reasonable relationship to how the person actually looks?

by Anonymousreply 60September 9, 2021 6:07 PM

He has a womanly ass.

by Anonymousreply 61September 9, 2021 6:15 PM

I was in love with Ripley-era Damon. I had an embarrassing crush on him.......He's so bland now.

by Anonymousreply 62September 9, 2021 6:15 PM

Matt Damon is an example of a celebrity who, if they just shut their mouth more, they would be fine.

by Anonymousreply 63September 9, 2021 6:16 PM

What a faggy look he has in the banner photo!

by Anonymousreply 64September 9, 2021 6:19 PM

I’m watching his GQ video now and the up shorts angle is not flattering

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by Anonymousreply 65September 9, 2021 8:53 PM

Is he turning Con. It happens to many when they get older.

by Anonymousreply 66September 9, 2021 9:06 PM

he smells fresh baked fucking cookies!

by Anonymousreply 67September 9, 2021 9:26 PM

R65, he does look like a well preserved 50 there.

by Anonymousreply 68September 9, 2021 9:28 PM

I'm in Australia and he recently spent a lot of time here with his family. Not sure if he was filming or not. Anyway, there was a lot of coverage of him doing ordinary things and casual interviews. What struck me was how old he looked. Wrinkles, balding, old man stoop. No style at all, just sloppy t-shirts and baseball caps. Nothing out of the ordinary really, but it does make you realise how much smoke and mirrors are going on. Those GQ pics are ideal Matt in an alternative, digital, universe.

by Anonymousreply 69September 9, 2021 9:36 PM

I think he was in Australia filming one of the Thor films with his buddy Chris Hemsworth, the newer and better-looking replacement for Ben Affleck.

by Anonymousreply 70September 9, 2021 9:52 PM

^Filming and taking turns sucking and fucking their brains out.

by Anonymousreply 71September 9, 2021 9:56 PM

Doctor Menville may have overdone it just a tad.

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by Anonymousreply 72September 9, 2021 10:21 PM

[quote] He has a womanly ass

How is it womanly?

by Anonymousreply 73September 10, 2021 7:06 PM

“Matt probably can't take the Boston Southie out of himself”

He’s from Cambridge.

by Anonymousreply 74September 10, 2021 7:11 PM

What is the pathetic grim diagnosis of DL's resident TROLL who hates Matt Damon? A perfectly pleasant looking man, Damon, having a successful movie career, and no big scandals in his personal life.

And yet this brain dead TROL devotes time year after year trying to snark on Damon when Damon is so ordinary there is nothing juicy to snark about.

by Anonymousreply 75September 10, 2021 7:18 PM

Matt Damon didn’t even return Greg’s invitations to brunch in the Back Bay!

by Anonymousreply 76September 10, 2021 7:28 PM

You queens who worship those GQ pics are nuts. There are plenty of pics of him that show the way he really looks now. Mr I didn’t know it was wrong to use the f word until my teen daughter had to tell my dumbass hit the wall hard. Couldn’t happen to a nicer phony bitch like him.

by Anonymousreply 77September 10, 2021 7:36 PM

[quote]What is the pathetic grim diagnosis of DL's resident TROLL who hates Matt Damon?

Fans are adorable. They think any time they see someone criticize a celebrity they like, it MUST be only one, crazed person, not a popular opinion shared by many people. Bless their hearts.

by Anonymousreply 78September 10, 2021 7:56 PM

I like Damon. Nice guy

by Anonymousreply 79September 10, 2021 8:17 PM


by Anonymousreply 80September 14, 2021 6:46 PM

I've always thought he had the face of a pig. The OP pic just underlines it.

by Anonymousreply 81September 14, 2021 6:54 PM

Ripley was his greatest role. After that, zzzzzzzzzz.

by Anonymousreply 82September 14, 2021 7:19 PM

Someone on Twitter described him perfectly. He’s that progressive Bostonian liberal who’s a few beers away from telling you how much the neighborhood has changed.

That’s exactly who he is.

by Anonymousreply 83September 14, 2021 8:27 PM

You know jack about who Matt Damon is. Bitter ugly poor old cunts.

by Anonymousreply 84September 14, 2021 8:28 PM

I think they call that shade of bronzer Boehner after the man who made it famous.

by Anonymousreply 85September 14, 2021 8:33 PM

[quote] I've always thought he had the face of a pig.

The porcine Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 86September 15, 2021 2:56 AM
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