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Steve Burns makes video for Blue's Clues 25th Anniversary

Thought he was a cute fuckable cub then.....would still pounce on him today.

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by Anonymousreply 103November 28, 2021 1:25 AM

why is my face bleeding??? oh nvm it’s just hot thick salty tears

by Anonymousreply 1September 8, 2021 2:51 PM

The aussie blokes on bounce patrol are more fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 2September 8, 2021 2:51 PM

R1 I couldn't even put the sound on or I would have been bawling. His voice is so soothing. I want him to do a guided JO video for me. LOL

by Anonymousreply 3September 8, 2021 2:53 PM

I choked up a little watching this last night.

Was Steve's voice always this deep?

by Anonymousreply 4September 8, 2021 2:56 PM

Awww that was heart warming. I loved that show.

by Anonymousreply 5September 8, 2021 2:56 PM

Can someone summarize?

by Anonymousreply 6September 8, 2021 2:57 PM

Single. No kids. Is he family?

by Anonymousreply 7September 8, 2021 2:58 PM

He's even sexier now than he was 20+ years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 8September 8, 2021 3:06 PM

I’m bawling.

by Anonymousreply 9September 8, 2021 3:06 PM

R6 Millennials/Zillennials are all near-suicidally depressed and frustrated and going through it right now. So Steve reached out to us with words of comfort and encouragement, similarly to how he would talk to us as kids watching his show.

by Anonymousreply 10September 8, 2021 3:06 PM

TikTok was all about how this would make me cry, and you dumb bunnies as well, I was expecting a non operable cancer death in two months story, harrowing coming out story, or molested by David Geffen story. None of that happened. I do await something more intriguing from brother Joe now that Steve has thrown down the gauntlet.

by Anonymousreply 11September 8, 2021 3:19 PM

The only thing I ever knew about his private life is that after leaving Blue's Clues, he basically went off on a lost year with the Flaming Lips and toured with them.

He was inside the big bunny costume they had on stage for that tour.

by Anonymousreply 12September 8, 2021 3:21 PM

He's always been cute/hot.

by Anonymousreply 13September 8, 2021 3:23 PM

I would suck the knob off that cock.

by Anonymousreply 14September 8, 2021 3:25 PM

Such soulful, sad, earnest and empathetic eyes. Could get lost in those.

by Anonymousreply 15September 8, 2021 3:35 PM

Here he was.

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by Anonymousreply 16September 8, 2021 3:36 PM

I have it on good authority that Steve is a relentless power-top, interesting only in destroying holes indiscriminately.

by Anonymousreply 17September 8, 2021 3:40 PM

I can't believe it's been 25 years, I"m old.

by Anonymousreply 18September 8, 2021 3:43 PM

R6 nah you can watch, it's short

by Anonymousreply 19September 8, 2021 3:51 PM

Never watched the show but I did just watch the video. Yes, I'm crying. That was so sweet. Mary me all you want.

OT, he looks like he could be Hank Azaria's brother/step-brother. They have very similar mannerisms, too.

by Anonymousreply 20September 8, 2021 4:19 PM

When he lost his hair, what little of the appeal their was, also was lost.

by Anonymousreply 21September 8, 2021 4:21 PM

I would let his cock punch me in the fartbox.

by Anonymousreply 22September 8, 2021 4:34 PM

Back when Steve left the show in 2002 he was ripped, saw him in at a bar performing with his band. He wore a sleeveless shirt on stage and it was a sight to see. I swear I remember seeing pics of him shirtless online, but they seem to have vanished from the internet. Can't say anything about the gay rumors, but from what I hear he seemed pretty asexual.

by Anonymousreply 23September 8, 2021 4:51 PM

Steve is the SHIT!

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by Anonymousreply 24September 8, 2021 5:57 PM

Wow, 100% of this video is bullshit. Steve Burns was is college before landing Blues Clues, at DeSales University/Allentown College in Pennsylvania. He dropped out when he got the job and wasn't much of a student. He was also a drug dealer. He left the show because he was going bald, and thought he could have a larger TV/Film career- he was wrong. He's since starred in at least one production at PA Shakespeare Festival which is hosted at DeSales, but they have to be careful not to promote him as a graduate of the program.

by Anonymousreply 25September 8, 2021 6:12 PM

Have also heard the "Steve was going bald" story-- unclear if it is true or urban myth

by Anonymousreply 26September 8, 2021 6:14 PM

10.5" is not "short", R19.

by Anonymousreply 27September 8, 2021 6:35 PM

r25 Does someone always have to make every thread miserable ?

by Anonymousreply 28September 8, 2021 6:40 PM

R27 10 and a half centimeters is not that long, toots.

by Anonymousreply 29September 8, 2021 6:45 PM

[quote]He dropped out when he got the job and wasn't much of a student.

He never ONCE figured out Blue's clues on his own.

by Anonymousreply 30September 8, 2021 7:02 PM

[quote]Have also heard the "Steve was going bald" story-- unclear if it is true or urban myth

Steve said "I wanted to the show before I lost all of my hair." Those were the words from his mouth. He definitely left of his own free will.

by Anonymousreply 31September 8, 2021 7:03 PM

R25 you seem insanely jealous for some weird reason

by Anonymousreply 32September 8, 2021 7:07 PM

I just wanna hug him, be best friends with him and fuck him all at the same time

by Anonymousreply 33September 8, 2021 7:08 PM

He's starting to resemble his famous grandfather.

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by Anonymousreply 34September 8, 2021 8:45 PM

R25, his character on Blues Clues was said to be leaving for college ON THE SHOW. Not in real life, not the actor playing that character.

Christ, you're stupid.

by Anonymousreply 35September 8, 2021 8:54 PM

From the OP's picture, looks like he'll grow up to be Ted Allen.

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by Anonymousreply 36September 8, 2021 9:06 PM

I had always assumed that he was gone because of a morals charge. He’s even creepier than before.

by Anonymousreply 37September 8, 2021 9:20 PM

How did he make money all these years after he left? He almost never acted again yet could still make rent for 19 years.

by Anonymousreply 38September 8, 2021 9:26 PM

It was close to what he said at the end of his run but he doubled down saying he never forgot. I was watching the original ending with my niece and she was crying when Steve said goodbye.

by Anonymousreply 39September 8, 2021 9:26 PM

Why does he look like a low budget Chester Bennington?

by Anonymousreply 40September 8, 2021 9:44 PM

I think he looks very fuckable...but then so did Chester (RIP).

That video certainly hit a note. It already has 31M views on Twitter and 2M likes on Facebook.

by Anonymousreply 41September 9, 2021 6:06 AM

He looks like he has Progeria.

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by Anonymousreply 42September 9, 2021 6:20 AM

Why are people crying over this stupid white nerd?

That show was for babies. I watched the good shit look South Park

by Anonymousreply 43September 10, 2021 12:50 AM

Are we sure he hasn’t been doing porn all these years since?

by Anonymousreply 44September 10, 2021 1:35 AM


by Anonymousreply 45September 10, 2021 1:37 AM

he was cute on the show but it became very obviously he was losing his hair.

by Anonymousreply 46September 10, 2021 2:11 AM

I want to watch him bang the Dell dude.

by Anonymousreply 47September 10, 2021 2:11 AM

Steve and Julia Louis Dreyfus had a thing going on

by Anonymousreply 48September 10, 2021 1:15 PM

That’s news to me, R48!

It’s sad how self-conscious he is about his hair loss. That hat looks ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 49September 10, 2021 1:56 PM

So he was a high end Hollywood boy toy for cougars? I guess the young kids at home would get a thrill from a personal visit from Steve, and then Mommy would want to show him something special upstairs in her bedroom, while the kids watched old episodes on a loop downstairs for hours.

by Anonymousreply 50September 10, 2021 2:05 PM

JLD has been married forever, but her kids would've been in the Blue's Clues demographic when Steve was on the show.

She probably contacted him to appear at a party. Hopefully she used the Elaine line, "Now we can either do this the hard way...or the fun way."

by Anonymousreply 51September 10, 2021 2:14 PM

Aww This made me cry because I used to watch Blues Clues with my mom who died last year.

by Anonymousreply 52September 10, 2021 2:51 PM

“And then look at YOU, and all YOU have done and all YOU have accomplished…”

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by Anonymousreply 53September 10, 2021 3:02 PM

hmmm he pings to me....and also every guy I've met who wears those clear frames in NYC has turned out to be gay in my experience.

by Anonymousreply 54September 10, 2021 3:10 PM

I never watched the show (before my time), but I teared up hearing him say he was proud of me 🥺😭

by Anonymousreply 55September 10, 2021 6:18 PM

r25 he was talking about his character on the show leaving to go to college, because that's what he said when he left, on the show.

Now, go back to cutting yourself and listening to Morrissey.

by Anonymousreply 56September 10, 2021 6:29 PM

I'm getting Paul Ruebens nerdy younger brother vibes.

by Anonymousreply 57September 14, 2021 1:24 PM

He’s not telling the real story. Something else happened.

by Anonymousreply 58September 14, 2021 1:44 PM

Yeah, R58...DRUGS. It's a tale as old as time.

by Anonymousreply 59September 14, 2021 3:00 PM

No nudes leaked?

by Anonymousreply 60September 14, 2021 3:10 PM

Oh his character was CLEARLY a toned down Pee Wee homage.

He never does explain why he left. I don't feel any closure.

by Anonymousreply 61September 14, 2021 3:13 PM

True closer can only come when someone presents hole.

by Anonymousreply 62September 14, 2021 3:22 PM

[quote] Oh his character was CLEARLY a toned down Pee Wee homage.

I was referring to how he looked in real life.

by Anonymousreply 63September 14, 2021 3:35 PM

He seems like the type to do cam sessions where he shoves increasingly large toys up his ass while clearly tweaking.

by Anonymousreply 64September 14, 2021 3:40 PM

Does he have “an” OnlyFans?

by Anonymousreply 65September 14, 2021 4:06 PM

Yes, BlueBallsClues

by Anonymousreply 66September 14, 2021 4:15 PM

[quote]Why are people crying over this stupid white nerd?...That show was for babies.

That show was twenty years ago. Those "babies" are adults now.

Do you often miss the obvious? Is brainless blathering your default setting?

by Anonymousreply 67September 14, 2021 4:35 PM

[quote] Why are people crying over this stupid white nerd?

Why is it the anti-white racism is more evident on DL than any other kind of racism?

by Anonymousreply 68September 14, 2021 4:37 PM

I remember Yes, Dear had an episode where the mom had a sex dream about him.

by Anonymousreply 69September 14, 2021 4:44 PM

Major pussy hound, big Bush supporter.

by Anonymousreply 70September 14, 2021 9:49 PM

I bet he's got an eight incher.

by Anonymousreply 71September 15, 2021 12:19 AM

And where's that bitch Miss Molly from Romper Room? Nowhere to be found. She couldn't make a video for us Gen Xers who are "going through it" too?

by Anonymousreply 72September 15, 2021 12:22 AM

Steve told a good story on the moth.Fameish.

I cried watching his recent video because it reminded me of my kid when he was a toddler that loved Blue’s Clues. He’s 24 now, I know MARY!

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by Anonymousreply 73September 15, 2021 12:51 AM

The Disney nerd Mr. Cheezypop always reminded me of Steve. He auditioned for the reboot of Blues Clues.

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by Anonymousreply 74September 15, 2021 1:00 AM

He was in a Morrissey rip off band. Hmmmm

by Anonymousreply 75September 15, 2021 1:47 PM

His show was a dependable successor to Barney for my nephew and niece in the 90s.

When he retired, he shared in an interview some of the weird bullshit he had to deal with from parents of his fans.

He also shared the feeling of responsibility that went with being a big part of children's TV.

by Anonymousreply 76September 15, 2021 2:09 PM

The life of a children’s show actor must be a real mindfuck. While the creators of the show might be motivated to educate children or teach them lessons about life, the actors just want a paycheck. Therefore, you have normal human beings with normal thoughts and vices being viewed as constantly happy and pure. His Blue’s Clues character was as wholesome as can be, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t the average 20-something male during that period.

by Anonymousreply 77September 15, 2021 2:15 PM

I look like this guy (pre-baldness). I always thought he was kinda cute in a quirky sort of way.

by Anonymousreply 78September 15, 2021 2:53 PM

Like he'd be your math tutor and one day after gym class you see him in the locker room and notice his unsuspecting lean body and prominent bulge in his shorts?

by Anonymousreply 79September 15, 2021 2:58 PM

r68 it's that way everywhere, and I agree, it's stupid and racist.

by Anonymousreply 80September 15, 2021 9:13 PM

No Fats, Gems, Blacks, or Asians r80

by Anonymousreply 81September 18, 2021 8:26 PM

Is he still milking this video? Give it a rest Steve!

by Anonymousreply 82September 19, 2021 12:07 AM

I auditioned him back in the late 90s for an indie film where he would be playing a gay character. He was very good, and he came in and took some real chances during the reading. We called him back, but I can't remember what he did for the 2nd reading. Ultimately I decided against him, but I was very impressed with his preparation and work.

by Anonymousreply 83September 19, 2021 12:16 AM

I won't lie, I'm a millennial. I'm also old and bitter.

But I completely burst into tears when he said, "I guess I just wanted to say that after all these years, I never forgot you. Ever. And I’m super glad we’re still friends"

And I said out loud, "I never forgot you either."

Before I realized I was talking to a video on Twitter and immediately went outside to touch grass.

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by Anonymousreply 85September 19, 2021 2:08 AM

R83, you didn't use you casting couch?

by Anonymousreply 86September 19, 2021 2:09 AM

No, I don't go in for that.

by Anonymousreply 87September 19, 2021 2:19 AM

R81 I have no idea what you're trying to say, but your comment would be an example of racism, too (except for the "no fats" part). Not sure why thinking the stupid "white people suck" memes are racist means that someone automatically doesn't think other racism is also racist. It's ALL racist.

by Anonymousreply 88September 20, 2021 12:22 AM

Julia and Steve

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by Anonymousreply 89October 17, 2021 4:44 PM

I thought this would inspire Mr. Rogers to do a video as well, but I’m still waiting.

by Anonymousreply 90October 17, 2021 4:47 PM


steve is hot in those feety pajamas

by Anonymousreply 91October 17, 2021 8:57 PM

Steve beat that billionairess pussy.

by Anonymousreply 92October 18, 2021 1:51 AM

Any nudes?

by Anonymousreply 93October 18, 2021 4:04 AM

Why is everyone so extra about this?

I knew people male and female that are crying and messaged me after watching this.

JFC, it was just the kids TV show. You guys are acting like all the fans after Kobe Bryant died.

by Anonymousreply 94October 19, 2021 2:01 AM

R94 I thought the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 95October 19, 2021 2:02 AM

Is he related to Pete Burns?

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by Anonymousreply 96October 19, 2021 2:07 AM

Have the Kratt Brothers commented yet?

by Anonymousreply 97October 19, 2021 2:21 AM

Steve was in the Thanksgiving Day parade this morning (which there was no thread about apparently). I wonder if he and Joe got it on afterward.

by Anonymousreply 98November 25, 2021 4:26 PM

He and Joe looked hot...the song they all sang was shitty

by Anonymousreply 99November 25, 2021 4:32 PM

He kind of reminds me of Paul Ruebens.

by Anonymousreply 100November 27, 2021 6:11 PM

Forget Steve. Carole and Paula need our help!!

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by Anonymousreply 101November 27, 2021 11:12 PM

Did Carol and Paula explore each other's magic gardens?

by Anonymousreply 102November 28, 2021 12:12 AM

Why do you think they called it the Chuckle Patch?

by Anonymousreply 103November 28, 2021 1:25 AM
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