Thought he was a cute fuckable cub then.....would still pounce on him today.
Steve Burns makes video for Blue's Clues 25th Anniversary
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 28, 2021 12:25 AM |
why is my face bleeding??? oh nvm it’s just hot thick salty tears
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 8, 2021 1:51 PM |
The aussie blokes on bounce patrol are more fuckable.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 8, 2021 1:51 PM |
R1 I couldn't even put the sound on or I would have been bawling. His voice is so soothing. I want him to do a guided JO video for me. LOL
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 8, 2021 1:53 PM |
I choked up a little watching this last night.
Was Steve's voice always this deep?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 8, 2021 1:56 PM |
Awww that was heart warming. I loved that show.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 8, 2021 1:56 PM |
Can someone summarize?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 8, 2021 1:57 PM |
Single. No kids. Is he family?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 8, 2021 1:58 PM |
He's even sexier now than he was 20+ years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 8, 2021 2:06 PM |
I’m bawling.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 8, 2021 2:06 PM |
R6 Millennials/Zillennials are all near-suicidally depressed and frustrated and going through it right now. So Steve reached out to us with words of comfort and encouragement, similarly to how he would talk to us as kids watching his show.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 8, 2021 2:06 PM |
TikTok was all about how this would make me cry, and you dumb bunnies as well, I was expecting a non operable cancer death in two months story, harrowing coming out story, or molested by David Geffen story. None of that happened. I do await something more intriguing from brother Joe now that Steve has thrown down the gauntlet.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 8, 2021 2:19 PM |
The only thing I ever knew about his private life is that after leaving Blue's Clues, he basically went off on a lost year with the Flaming Lips and toured with them.
He was inside the big bunny costume they had on stage for that tour.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 8, 2021 2:21 PM |
He's always been cute/hot.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 8, 2021 2:23 PM |
I would suck the knob off that cock.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 8, 2021 2:25 PM |
Such soulful, sad, earnest and empathetic eyes. Could get lost in those.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 8, 2021 2:35 PM |
I have it on good authority that Steve is a relentless power-top, interesting only in destroying holes indiscriminately.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 8, 2021 2:40 PM |
I can't believe it's been 25 years, I"m old.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 8, 2021 2:43 PM |
R6 nah you can watch, it's short
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 8, 2021 2:51 PM |
Never watched the show but I did just watch the video. Yes, I'm crying. That was so sweet. Mary me all you want.
OT, he looks like he could be Hank Azaria's brother/step-brother. They have very similar mannerisms, too.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 8, 2021 3:19 PM |
When he lost his hair, what little of the appeal their was, also was lost.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 8, 2021 3:21 PM |
I would let his cock punch me in the fartbox.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 8, 2021 3:34 PM |
Back when Steve left the show in 2002 he was ripped, saw him in at a bar performing with his band. He wore a sleeveless shirt on stage and it was a sight to see. I swear I remember seeing pics of him shirtless online, but they seem to have vanished from the internet. Can't say anything about the gay rumors, but from what I hear he seemed pretty asexual.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 8, 2021 3:51 PM |
Wow, 100% of this video is bullshit. Steve Burns was is college before landing Blues Clues, at DeSales University/Allentown College in Pennsylvania. He dropped out when he got the job and wasn't much of a student. He was also a drug dealer. He left the show because he was going bald, and thought he could have a larger TV/Film career- he was wrong. He's since starred in at least one production at PA Shakespeare Festival which is hosted at DeSales, but they have to be careful not to promote him as a graduate of the program.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 8, 2021 5:12 PM |
Have also heard the "Steve was going bald" story-- unclear if it is true or urban myth
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 8, 2021 5:14 PM |
10.5" is not "short", R19.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 8, 2021 5:35 PM |
r25 Does someone always have to make every thread miserable ?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 8, 2021 5:40 PM |
R27 10 and a half centimeters is not that long, toots.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 8, 2021 5:45 PM |
[quote]He dropped out when he got the job and wasn't much of a student.
He never ONCE figured out Blue's clues on his own.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 8, 2021 6:02 PM |
[quote]Have also heard the "Steve was going bald" story-- unclear if it is true or urban myth
Steve said "I wanted to the show before I lost all of my hair." Those were the words from his mouth. He definitely left of his own free will.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 8, 2021 6:03 PM |
R25 you seem insanely jealous for some weird reason
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 8, 2021 6:07 PM |
I just wanna hug him, be best friends with him and fuck him all at the same time
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 8, 2021 6:08 PM |
He's starting to resemble his famous grandfather.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 8, 2021 7:45 PM |
R25, his character on Blues Clues was said to be leaving for college ON THE SHOW. Not in real life, not the actor playing that character.
Christ, you're stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 8, 2021 7:54 PM |
From the OP's picture, looks like he'll grow up to be Ted Allen.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 8, 2021 8:06 PM |
I had always assumed that he was gone because of a morals charge. He’s even creepier than before.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 8, 2021 8:20 PM |
How did he make money all these years after he left? He almost never acted again yet could still make rent for 19 years.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 8, 2021 8:26 PM |
It was close to what he said at the end of his run but he doubled down saying he never forgot. I was watching the original ending with my niece and she was crying when Steve said goodbye.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 8, 2021 8:26 PM |
Why does he look like a low budget Chester Bennington?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 8, 2021 8:44 PM |
I think he looks very fuckable...but then so did Chester (RIP).
That video certainly hit a note. It already has 31M views on Twitter and 2M likes on Facebook.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 9, 2021 5:06 AM |
Why are people crying over this stupid white nerd?
That show was for babies. I watched the good shit look South Park
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 9, 2021 11:50 PM |
Are we sure he hasn’t been doing porn all these years since?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 10, 2021 12:35 AM |
*like
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 10, 2021 12:37 AM |
he was cute on the show but it became very obviously he was losing his hair.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 10, 2021 1:11 AM |
I want to watch him bang the Dell dude.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 10, 2021 1:11 AM |
Steve and Julia Louis Dreyfus had a thing going on
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 10, 2021 12:15 PM |
That’s news to me, R48!
It’s sad how self-conscious he is about his hair loss. That hat looks ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 10, 2021 12:56 PM |
So he was a high end Hollywood boy toy for cougars? I guess the young kids at home would get a thrill from a personal visit from Steve, and then Mommy would want to show him something special upstairs in her bedroom, while the kids watched old episodes on a loop downstairs for hours.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 10, 2021 1:05 PM |
JLD has been married forever, but her kids would've been in the Blue's Clues demographic when Steve was on the show.
She probably contacted him to appear at a party. Hopefully she used the Elaine line, "Now we can either do this the hard way...or the fun way."
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 10, 2021 1:14 PM |
Aww This made me cry because I used to watch Blues Clues with my mom who died last year.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 10, 2021 1:51 PM |
“And then look at YOU, and all YOU have done and all YOU have accomplished…”
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 10, 2021 2:02 PM |
hmmm he pings to me....and also every guy I've met who wears those clear frames in NYC has turned out to be gay in my experience.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 10, 2021 2:10 PM |
I never watched the show (before my time), but I teared up hearing him say he was proud of me 🥺😭
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 10, 2021 5:18 PM |
r25 he was talking about his character on the show leaving to go to college, because that's what he said when he left, on the show.
Now, go back to cutting yourself and listening to Morrissey.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 10, 2021 5:29 PM |
I'm getting Paul Ruebens nerdy younger brother vibes.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 14, 2021 12:24 PM |
He’s not telling the real story. Something else happened.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 14, 2021 12:44 PM |
Yeah, R58...DRUGS. It's a tale as old as time.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 14, 2021 2:00 PM |
No nudes leaked?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 14, 2021 2:10 PM |
Oh his character was CLEARLY a toned down Pee Wee homage.
He never does explain why he left. I don't feel any closure.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 14, 2021 2:13 PM |
True closer can only come when someone presents hole.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 14, 2021 2:22 PM |
[quote] Oh his character was CLEARLY a toned down Pee Wee homage.
I was referring to how he looked in real life.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 14, 2021 2:35 PM |
He seems like the type to do cam sessions where he shoves increasingly large toys up his ass while clearly tweaking.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 14, 2021 2:40 PM |
Does he have “an” OnlyFans?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 14, 2021 3:06 PM |
Yes, BlueBallsClues
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 14, 2021 3:15 PM |
[quote]Why are people crying over this stupid white nerd?...That show was for babies.
That show was twenty years ago. Those "babies" are adults now.
Do you often miss the obvious? Is brainless blathering your default setting?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 14, 2021 3:35 PM |
[quote] Why are people crying over this stupid white nerd?
Why is it the anti-white racism is more evident on DL than any other kind of racism?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 14, 2021 3:37 PM |
I remember Yes, Dear had an episode where the mom had a sex dream about him.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 14, 2021 3:44 PM |
Major pussy hound, big Bush supporter.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 14, 2021 8:49 PM |
I bet he's got an eight incher.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 14, 2021 11:19 PM |
And where's that bitch Miss Molly from Romper Room? Nowhere to be found. She couldn't make a video for us Gen Xers who are "going through it" too?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 14, 2021 11:22 PM |
Steve told a good story on the moth.Fameish.
I cried watching his recent video because it reminded me of my kid when he was a toddler that loved Blue’s Clues. He’s 24 now, I know MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 14, 2021 11:51 PM |
The Disney nerd Mr. Cheezypop always reminded me of Steve. He auditioned for the reboot of Blues Clues.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 15, 2021 12:00 AM |
He was in a Morrissey rip off band. Hmmmm
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 15, 2021 12:47 PM |
His show was a dependable successor to Barney for my nephew and niece in the 90s.
When he retired, he shared in an interview some of the weird bullshit he had to deal with from parents of his fans.
He also shared the feeling of responsibility that went with being a big part of children's TV.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 15, 2021 1:09 PM |
The life of a children’s show actor must be a real mindfuck. While the creators of the show might be motivated to educate children or teach them lessons about life, the actors just want a paycheck. Therefore, you have normal human beings with normal thoughts and vices being viewed as constantly happy and pure. His Blue’s Clues character was as wholesome as can be, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t the average 20-something male during that period.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 15, 2021 1:15 PM |
I look like this guy (pre-baldness). I always thought he was kinda cute in a quirky sort of way.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 15, 2021 1:53 PM |
Like he'd be your math tutor and one day after gym class you see him in the locker room and notice his unsuspecting lean body and prominent bulge in his shorts?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 15, 2021 1:58 PM |
r68 it's that way everywhere, and I agree, it's stupid and racist.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 15, 2021 8:13 PM |
No Fats, Gems, Blacks, or Asians r80
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 18, 2021 7:26 PM |
Is he still milking this video? Give it a rest Steve!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 18, 2021 11:07 PM |
I auditioned him back in the late 90s for an indie film where he would be playing a gay character. He was very good, and he came in and took some real chances during the reading. We called him back, but I can't remember what he did for the 2nd reading. Ultimately I decided against him, but I was very impressed with his preparation and work.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 18, 2021 11:16 PM |
I won't lie, I'm a millennial. I'm also old and bitter.
But I completely burst into tears when he said, "I guess I just wanted to say that after all these years, I never forgot you. Ever. And I’m super glad we’re still friends"
And I said out loud, "I never forgot you either."
Before I realized I was talking to a video on Twitter and immediately went outside to touch grass.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 18, 2021 11:24 PM |
MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 19, 2021 1:08 AM |
R83, you didn't use you casting couch?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 19, 2021 1:09 AM |
No, I don't go in for that.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 19, 2021 1:19 AM |
R81 I have no idea what you're trying to say, but your comment would be an example of racism, too (except for the "no fats" part). Not sure why thinking the stupid "white people suck" memes are racist means that someone automatically doesn't think other racism is also racist. It's ALL racist.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 19, 2021 11:22 PM |
I thought this would inspire Mr. Rogers to do a video as well, but I’m still waiting.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 17, 2021 3:47 PM |
r89
steve is hot in those feety pajamas
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 17, 2021 7:57 PM |
Steve beat that billionairess pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 18, 2021 12:51 AM |
Any nudes?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 18, 2021 3:04 AM |
Why is everyone so extra about this?
I knew people male and female that are crying and messaged me after watching this.
JFC, it was just the kids TV show. You guys are acting like all the fans after Kobe Bryant died.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 19, 2021 1:01 AM |
R94 I thought the same thing.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 19, 2021 1:02 AM |
Have the Kratt Brothers commented yet?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 19, 2021 1:21 AM |
Steve was in the Thanksgiving Day parade this morning (which there was no thread about apparently). I wonder if he and Joe got it on afterward.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 25, 2021 3:26 PM |
He and Joe looked hot...the song they all sang was shitty
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 25, 2021 3:32 PM |
He kind of reminds me of Paul Ruebens.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 27, 2021 5:11 PM |
Forget Steve. Carole and Paula need our help!!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 27, 2021 10:12 PM |
Did Carol and Paula explore each other's magic gardens?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 27, 2021 11:12 PM |
Why do you think they called it the Chuckle Patch?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 28, 2021 12:25 AM |