Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka "We Love Our Bodies"

Yes, we know you presh cunts LOVE your bodies. You won't stop showing them on Instagram. You're in your late 40s and you have kids, yet you're out here showing yourselves like Aaron Schock on a magazine cover.

Put down the selfie sticks and go live a normal life. You know, be with your kids, or volunteer for charity, or do some actual goddamn work today.

Neil Patrick Harris single-handedly made being gay respectable.

They look good but I think this sort of IG narcissism is the end of the world.

NPH being “subtle” and showing us he hangs to the left. After being fluffed.

Narcissists yeah maybe, but fuck it they are hot.

If I had a body like that I'd flaunt it too, but then not so many people would notice seeing as I am a nobody

Who do you think is the top in the relationship? or do you think they are vers?

These two make me think Rick Santorum was right about the homos.

Christ these two are insufferable. You’re in your 40s both it’s all downhill.

No thanks. They seem highly self absorbed

Brag brag brag.

The bodies are fine.....but the faces.....oh my.

Fun fact: Greg McKeon used to train NPH.

They look like two dykes. And is that bitch wearing Louis Vuitton swim trunks? 🤮

I can't believe it's over 20 years since I saw David naked in the Off Broadway play "Play About the Baby". He was so sexy. I saw it like 10 times because the front row was only $25

[quote]Who do you think is the top in the relationship? or do you think they are vers?

Neil is the husband and David is the wife

Fun fact: G̶r̶e̶g̶ Rod McKeon used to train NPH.

[quote] I can't believe it's over 20 years since I saw David naked in the Off Broadway play "Play About the Baby".

Was he cut, and what was the size?

If ya got it, flaunt it, baby!

DB is hotter than NPH, imho!

NPH is too skinny.

R13 - the bee trunks are Gucci. David definitely lost some weight.

Oh brother. *Eye Roll*

David's lost a lot of weight. He was quite hefty not that long ago.

They look great. It’s refreshing to see gay men actually staying men.

He totally looks like Tom Bergeron.

He may be off the antidepressants.

The smug look on their faces makes me want to slap them both hard.

"Harper, Gideon, we are NOT having pasta a second day in a row! It's salad only today. Now eat your yummy greens!"

Based on OP’s photo, I think Burtka loves his ab filter and Photoshop more than his body.

My Eyes..My Eyes. Please help me..How can I unsee this??

If they really love their bodies they should wear speedos. I’m not interested in this trunk crap

Or G-strings!

NPH is wonderful and a perfect gay role model.

I don't particularly like either one of them. But i will say that it is refreshing to see that they have normal bodies rather than the over-worked and over-muscled bodies that seem so common in social media these days.

The kids are no longer young and cute so they have been banished from social media and relieved of all promotional duties.

They're lucky if they get to see sunlight and have more than bread and water these days.

That has to be the most awkward pose I've ever seen for a married couple. They lookin like a couple of boiled chickens. NPH looks 20 years older than David, whose frosted hair and sunglasses suggest he was photoshopped from 2002. Also, what's with the necklaces?

Almost ten years ago they used to be my idols.

Now I find them shallow and cringeworthy.

Funny how times changes the perspective.

What were they doing ten years ago? Running a soup kitchen?

Oversharing blows.

Vaginosis