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Random things you wonder

How DO the crumbs get all the way down under the couch cushions?

by Anonymousreply 263January 19, 2023 4:37 AM

Do famous singers sing around the house? Do they sing their own songs, or others?

by Anonymousreply 1September 6, 2021 3:37 PM

Did Claudine Longet ever try belting out a tune? What would she have sounded like.

This is my miserable failure of a thread that I started. But I’m going to use it. Maybe I’ll get answers.

by Anonymousreply 2October 20, 2021 1:25 AM

The same way that pet hair ends up inside your laptop, OP...

by Anonymousreply 3October 20, 2021 1:30 AM

Which people were like “let’s take the grapes, crush them, extract the juice, put it aside, and get shitfaced on it months and years later”?

by Anonymousreply 4October 20, 2021 1:32 AM

Who first thought eating artichokes was a good idea?

by Anonymousreply 5October 20, 2021 1:36 AM

What do washed up rock stars do all day?

by Anonymousreply 6October 20, 2021 1:39 AM

I salute whomever invented cheesecake with a ton of cherries on the top !

by Anonymousreply 7October 20, 2021 1:41 AM

How can you go to bed with clean fingernails, and wake-up with dirt under them?

by Anonymousreply 8October 20, 2021 1:43 AM

R8, obviously you're scratching your cooze as you sleep.

by Anonymousreply 9October 20, 2021 2:09 AM

How is getting fisted enjoyable?

by Anonymousreply 10October 20, 2021 2:21 AM

I wonder why I want to wonder why I am wondering about anything at all.

by Anonymousreply 11October 20, 2021 2:22 AM

How do stinkbugs keep getting into my house. They're big!

by Anonymousreply 12October 20, 2021 2:36 AM

Who ate lobster first?

by Anonymousreply 13October 20, 2021 2:39 AM

Who smoked weed first? Who was the first one to figure out that weed gets you high?

by Anonymousreply 14October 20, 2021 2:41 AM

I wonder how they even figured out How to eat an artichoke. Parts you eat and parts you don't.

by Anonymousreply 15October 20, 2021 2:42 AM

Why does asparagus make your pee smell? Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Should our pee always smell like that?

by Anonymousreply 16October 20, 2021 2:57 AM

When actors watch old movies or shows they were in, do they remember how they felt doing specific scenes? “Oh god, I had terrible gas that day.”

by Anonymousreply 17October 20, 2021 3:00 AM

Same r12! Same!

by Anonymousreply 18October 20, 2021 3:08 AM

Why do stinkbugs stink? To mate, to repel enemies, why?

by Anonymousreply 19October 20, 2021 3:35 AM

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

by Anonymousreply 20October 20, 2021 3:36 AM

Why do my feet smell and my nose runs?

by Anonymousreply 21October 20, 2021 3:37 AM

R20 why do we plagiarize comedians?

by Anonymousreply 22October 20, 2021 3:43 AM

Who holds back the electric car?

by Anonymousreply 23October 20, 2021 3:48 AM

Who keeps the metric system down?

by Anonymousreply 24October 20, 2021 3:48 AM

Where did all my record albums and comic books go? MA!

by Anonymousreply 25October 20, 2021 3:50 AM

@r22, Who did r20 plagiarizer, who?

by Anonymousreply 26October 20, 2021 3:55 AM

George Carlin.

by Anonymousreply 27October 20, 2021 5:25 AM

^ George stole it from ME, why?

by Anonymousreply 28October 20, 2021 5:57 AM

[quote] Who ate lobster first? —🦞

His name Morg.

by Anonymousreply 29October 20, 2021 6:43 AM

[quote] Which people were like “let’s take the grapes, crush them, extract the juice, put it aside, and get shitfaced on it months and years later”?

I don't think it takes months to get something intoxicating.

by Anonymousreply 30October 20, 2021 6:52 AM

Why is it called a "near miss" and not a "near hit?" You NEARLY GOT HIT...i would think "near hit" would be the appropriate phraseology.

by Anonymousreply 31October 20, 2021 7:34 AM

R30 Once I was walking my dog, he was a puppy and ate everything he happened upon, and he ingested some kind of fruit that had been on the ground in the sun (this is California). He got completely wasted, couldn't walk, pissed himself. Of course I took him to the vet for some expensive evaluation and hydration, but he probably could have just slept it off. So yeah, early peoples surely figured intoxication out fast.

(What was that fruit, anyway?)

by Anonymousreply 32October 20, 2021 12:24 PM

Why is there so much dust? Why is it IMPOSSIBLE to keep it outside, no matter what you do?

by Anonymousreply 33October 20, 2021 1:49 PM

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

by Anonymousreply 34October 20, 2021 2:08 PM

Does jesus read the Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 35October 20, 2021 2:10 PM

How can you possibly not understand how crumbs get under couch cushions.

[quote]Why is there so much dust? Why is it IMPOSSIBLE to keep it outside, no matter what you do?

Because a signifiant portion of it is said to be dead skin and other detrious from insects and pets. Another gross statistic - your pillow is full of dust mite droppings. It's why certain types of pillows become hard over time.

by Anonymousreply 36October 20, 2021 2:32 PM

What does that mean? Someone left the cake out in the rain.

by Anonymousreply 37October 20, 2021 2:38 PM

I wonder how many straight men secretly wonder what gay sex is like.

by Anonymousreply 38October 20, 2021 2:39 PM

R36 I get how eating in front of the TV results in crumbs under the cushion, Mr. Know-it-all. What's weird to me is how they get WAY down under the tightest of crevices.

by Anonymousreply 39October 20, 2021 3:27 PM

[R36] I get how eating in front of the TV results in crumbs under the cushion, Mr. Know-it-all. What's weird to me is how they get WAY down under the tightest of crevices.

LOL - that's the portion for which I am explicitly mocking you - for not understanding how they get WAY down under the cushions.

by Anonymousreply 40October 20, 2021 6:37 PM

R40 Please explain, o wise one. In detail.

by Anonymousreply 41October 20, 2021 6:42 PM

[R40] Please explain, o wise one. In detail.

To paraphase Thomas Aquinas: To one who understands, no explanation is necessary. To one who doesn't, no explanation is possible.

One either has the requisite capacity to understand and does, or doesn't have the requisite capacity, so no explanation would make sense.

by Anonymousreply 42October 20, 2021 6:50 PM

[quote] Why is there so much dust? Why is it IMPOSSIBLE to keep it outside, no matter what you do?

The dust comes from inside the house as well as outside. It's entropy. The items inside your house, especially cloth, are in a constant state of disassembling and shedding dust. (Plus skin cells.)

I bought some dark blue towels and, yes, there is a lot of blue lint in the dryer lint-catcher. But also a lot of dark blue dust in my vacuum (floor) bin as well.

Also, think about cooking smells: neighbor frying bacon. You can smell that because tiny particles are coming into your house.

by Anonymousreply 43October 20, 2021 6:50 PM

^A doctor I know told me years ago that a LOT of the dust in your house is in fact your own skin. Yucky.

by Anonymousreply 44October 20, 2021 6:53 PM

Why I always get stuck behind people in line who have the world's longest orders, drink orders that defy explanation. Starbucks is its own neurosis at this point.

by Anonymousreply 45October 20, 2021 6:58 PM

^^^observation bias, r45.

by Anonymousreply 46October 20, 2021 7:00 PM

[quote] neighbor frying bacon. You can smell that because tiny particles are coming into your house.

The neighborly thing to do would be to send some larger bacon particles into my house.

by Anonymousreply 47October 20, 2021 7:00 PM

No doubt R46.

by Anonymousreply 48October 20, 2021 7:01 PM

R42 In other words, you can’t explain it either.

But thanks for your humorless pomposity in taking my crumb query so seriously.

by Anonymousreply 49October 21, 2021 2:03 AM

[quote][R42] In other words, you can’t explain it either.

Gravity.

When a surface is sloped, an object (like crumbs) being pulled at by gravity can get closer to the center of the earth by sliding down that slope. When you sit on a cushion, your body weight causes the cushions to compress unevenly and slope toward the cracks between the cushions where the crumbs fall or toward the back where there is a space between the cushion and the sofa back.

[quote]But thanks for your humorless pomposity in taking my crumb query so seriously.

Personally, I don't know which would be the worse admission - that you're admitting you're a dull wit and thought crumbs and cushions were a light and clever way to introduce this topic or that you are, in fact, a dullard who can't figure out why the crumbs fall down between the cushions.

by Anonymousreply 50October 21, 2021 2:11 AM

R50 Finally! Some information I can use!

Let me guess. You toil in academia.

by Anonymousreply 51October 21, 2021 2:17 AM

[quote]Let me guess. You toil in academia.

It's sad that a basic knowledge of the world and common sense are of necessity construed as the domain of an "academic."

Or - like so many anti-education and learning maga-idiots, the worse insult one can throw is that someone is in academics.

smh.

by Anonymousreply 52October 21, 2021 2:23 AM

R52 So that's a yes.

by Anonymousreply 53October 21, 2021 2:53 AM

r53 - it's actually sad that you believe that that was a 'yes' when it was clearly a 'no'.

Your lack of reading comprehension skills is why you don't grasp 5th grade "science" lessons and, then, mock what you don't understand.

by Anonymousreply 54October 21, 2021 11:25 AM

Something I wonder is, why do literal-minded people get furiously invested in online tit-for-tat bickering when they've been lightly teased? And do they actually think the "read a book"-style epithet leaves a mark?

Also, where do those missing socks go?

by Anonymousreply 55October 21, 2021 11:34 AM

Ha! Came here to marvel at missing socks, too.

Also, I always wonder what it was like for the person who invented popcorn.

by Anonymousreply 56October 21, 2021 11:36 AM

I would think "discovered" rather than "invented" gentle r56.

by Anonymousreply 57October 21, 2021 11:40 AM

What's it like to be an anonymous person suddenly doxxed and dragged online as part of some awful news story? Do you obsessively monitor social media or do your best tune it out?

by Anonymousreply 58October 21, 2021 11:51 AM

[quote]Also, where do those missing socks go?

When wet, they get stuck to the side or top of the washer - the centrifgual force of the spin cycle coupled witht the vent holes and moisture. In the dryer, they simply get caught on the agitation roll bars.

Either you find it after the next wash load after noticing a missing sock or you toss the single sock, then toss the second if you eventually find it.

by Anonymousreply 59October 21, 2021 1:58 PM

What does Afro hair [italic]really[/italic] feel like?

by Anonymousreply 60October 21, 2021 2:04 PM

Why has the Afro not made a comeback along with every other style from the 1970s?

by Anonymousreply 61October 21, 2021 3:59 PM

Excuse me?

by Anonymousreply 62October 21, 2021 4:12 PM

Does anyone ever really use guest towels? Homeowners don't use them, and they frown upon guest who do use them.

What's the point of them?

by Anonymousreply 63October 21, 2021 4:16 PM

I put out disposable paper guest hand towels, and the guests don’t use them. I guess that means they’re not washing their hands. But I wonder, are they looking in my medicine cabinet?

by Anonymousreply 64October 21, 2021 4:32 PM

When people are photographed with their mouths wide open, as if caught in hysterical laughter, are they really laughing?

by Anonymousreply 65October 21, 2021 4:49 PM

Who exactly is running the executive branch of the U. S. government?

by Anonymousreply 66October 21, 2021 5:00 PM

Have you counted your Oxys r64?

by Anonymousreply 67October 21, 2021 5:23 PM

[quote] dead skin and other detrious

Other what now?

by Anonymousreply 68October 22, 2021 2:20 PM

I wonder who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

This is a question I’ve been trying to figure out for years.

by Anonymousreply 69October 22, 2021 2:21 PM

Why do famous people often have photos of themselves in their homes?

by Anonymousreply 70October 22, 2021 2:24 PM

[quote]dead skin and other detrious

[quote]Other what now?

LOL - I am going to blame muscle memory from typing "ious" frequently for substituting an "O" for the "T" - the worst part is that it's the type of mistake that actually looks how someone might actually misspell it.

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 71October 22, 2021 5:22 PM

Why is everybody who works in the dr’s office so often fat? I’m in the wait room, looking at four dumplings behind the glass.

by Anonymousreply 72October 22, 2021 9:32 PM

R72 I have noticed that too

by Anonymousreply 73October 23, 2021 5:37 AM

Because giant dumb whaldx likd go take their own pictures?

by Anonymousreply 74October 23, 2021 5:38 AM

What Trumps wig is made of.

by Anonymousreply 75October 23, 2021 5:39 AM

Whatever happend to Paul?

by Anonymousreply 76October 23, 2021 5:42 AM

Why does hot sautéed spinach go ice-cold on the plate so quickly? You'd think being a sort of dense leaf, it would retain some heat.

by Anonymousreply 77October 24, 2021 12:29 PM

I think r74 just had a stroke.

by Anonymousreply 78October 25, 2021 11:11 AM

Who buys those those special keepsake magazines devoted to classic rock bands, that you see at the supermarket?

by Anonymousreply 79October 26, 2021 12:20 AM

Who came up with those stupid tops that have the shoulders cut out?

by Anonymousreply 80October 26, 2021 12:25 AM

Why are women’s jeans with the knees ripped out considered cool and attractive?

by Anonymousreply 81October 26, 2021 12:26 AM

What possessed people, especially women, to wear all those layers of elaborate clothing in centuries past? What took them so long to say "this is ridiculous" and pare down?

by Anonymousreply 82October 29, 2021 3:46 PM

I always wonder how the world never runs out of 14 years old twinks.

by Anonymousreply 83October 29, 2021 3:57 PM

What the fuck happens to the dozens of pairs of underwear and socks I lose a year?

by Anonymousreply 84October 29, 2021 4:01 PM

Why does the SNL audience get so excited when an actor breaks? It actually takes me out of the sketch and makes it less funny. Why do they cheer an actor who is failing at their job?

by Anonymousreply 85October 29, 2021 4:05 PM

[quote] What the fuck happens to the dozens of pairs of underwear and socks I lose a year?

You probably leave them at your trick’s house.

by Anonymousreply 86October 29, 2021 4:07 PM

What kind of success rate do telemarketers have? How soul-crushing is that job?

by Anonymousreply 87October 29, 2021 4:11 PM

I am wondering why they make an improved version of a product by leaving something bad out but then they make it more expensive. I tried some of Heinz's new No Sugar Added Ketchup and it is pretty good but twice as expensive as the type with sugar.

by Anonymousreply 88October 29, 2021 4:14 PM

I wonder... I wonder... why every songbird has a someone to sing to.

by Anonymousreply 89October 29, 2021 4:14 PM

I wonder how blind people know when to quit wiping their ass after they poop?

by Anonymousreply 90October 29, 2021 4:16 PM

Is Naomi Watts jealous of younger fellow blonde Aussie actress Margot Robbie?

by Anonymousreply 91October 29, 2021 4:17 PM

Do people labeled by Muriel as trolls see that they are labeled as trolls? or do they go on posting not knowing that their comments are being so labeled?

by Anonymousreply 92October 29, 2021 4:26 PM

Does the Queen believe she will go to heaven when she dies? Does she think she'll see her parents and sister and Philip if she does? Does she want to see them again?

by Anonymousreply 93October 29, 2021 4:32 PM

Why do pastry chefs have so many tattoos?

by Anonymousreply 94November 19, 2021 2:30 AM

How do herbivorous animals know which plants are edible and which aren't?

by Anonymousreply 95November 19, 2021 2:48 AM

What my cock would look like if I hadn't been circumsized.

by Anonymousreply 96November 20, 2021 3:14 AM

What's the point of owning superfast sports cars when there's a.....y'know....speed limit.

by Anonymousreply 97November 20, 2021 1:53 PM

Why do my tips getting stolen at Mel's Diner!

by Anonymousreply 98November 20, 2021 2:55 PM

Will my crabs just go away....like poof?

by Anonymousreply 99November 20, 2021 2:57 PM

Can we just overlook the people we killed and all the money we stole?

by Anonymousreply 100November 20, 2021 2:59 PM

Does Cheryl’s pussy really stink?

by Anonymousreply 101November 20, 2021 3:02 PM

Do people who obsess about the trumps kind of miss them? Can they imagine a time when not everything is about them in their mind?

by Anonymousreply 102November 20, 2021 3:06 PM

I don’t miss the Trumps!

by Anonymousreply 103November 21, 2021 2:46 AM

How do blind smokers find ashtrays?

by Anonymousreply 104November 23, 2021 10:08 AM

How much cheating there was in 2020.

by Anonymousreply 105November 24, 2021 12:58 AM

If indeed we put a man on the moon 50 years ago, why do my Honda’s windshield wipers do such an abysmal job?

by Anonymousreply 106November 24, 2021 8:08 PM

If Darwinism “survival of the fittest” is true, why do we still have poor eyesight and vulnerable teeth? How the hell did nearsighted cavemen run from predators and chew mastodon meat? Shouldn’t those weaknesses have been bred out of us?

by Anonymousreply 107November 24, 2021 8:28 PM

What things have happened in history that are really complete bullshit and lies we’ve been told? What unimaginably horrific truths are in top-secret files?

by Anonymousreply 108November 25, 2021 2:00 AM

Why are coloreds so good at tap dancing?

by Anonymousreply 109November 25, 2021 2:44 AM

How many people are happily married to their would-be psycho stalkers?

by Anonymousreply 110November 25, 2021 12:16 PM

How big can I take it?

by Anonymousreply 111November 27, 2021 1:42 AM

Why do you never see baby pigeons?

by Anonymousreply 112November 27, 2021 1:46 AM

Why is it when I find a hair in my Caesar salad, it's always long and black?

by Anonymousreply 113November 27, 2021 1:55 AM

Does Richie Rich belong to the Illuminati?

by Anonymousreply 114November 27, 2021 2:12 AM

Why did Charlie Brown name his dog "Snoopy"?

by Anonymousreply 115November 27, 2021 2:13 AM

Why are things with eight legs invariably scary and things with six or ten legs (mostly) not scary?

by Anonymousreply 116November 27, 2021 2:15 AM

Why are Band-Aids so hard to open?

by Anonymousreply 117November 27, 2021 2:38 AM

Gravity

by Anonymousreply 118November 27, 2021 2:48 AM

Why isn't a flaccid cock called a soft on? It's still on. It's just not hard.

by Anonymousreply 119November 27, 2021 3:03 AM

You can't miss people who won't go away, R103.

by Anonymousreply 120November 27, 2021 3:10 AM

Are grains of sand rocks that disintegrated in the ocean? How long does that take?

by Anonymousreply 121November 27, 2021 3:15 AM

[quote]r43 The dust comes from inside the house as well as outside. It's entropy.

OMG… the dust is coming from [italic]inside the house ! !

by Anonymousreply 122November 27, 2021 3:19 AM

How so much dust accumulation happens under the bed in such a short time.

by Anonymousreply 123November 27, 2021 3:37 AM

Well, when the bed is not used for anything more energetic than sleeping….

by Anonymousreply 124November 27, 2021 12:39 PM

How does a thermos know what to keep hot and what to keep cold?

by Anonymousreply 125November 27, 2021 12:41 PM

Where he hid the body.

by Anonymousreply 126November 27, 2021 12:55 PM

How does a game show host always know the correct answer, even when the contestant is wrong?

It’s weird.

by Anonymousreply 127November 27, 2021 1:00 PM

Why does Judy sing “and my hair piled high upon my head” when her hair is down?

by Anonymousreply 128November 27, 2021 8:56 PM

I think she lost a bobby pin mid-song.

by Anonymousreply 129November 27, 2021 9:03 PM

I wonder when this fucking covid is going to end so i can get divorced.

by Anonymousreply 130November 27, 2021 9:23 PM

How does the sentence or exclamation “Now then!” make sense? Does this work in other languages? It’s not really an oxymoron. We can say something is “pretty ugly” but the pretty part is not another word for beauty.

French has “jolie-laid” (sp?), but that doesn’t seem to be parallel either.

by Anonymousreply 131November 27, 2021 9:50 PM

"The Trolley Song" makes no sense, in the situation. It's just a song Esther knows about the trolley.

by Anonymousreply 132November 28, 2021 2:42 AM

Why does the trolley motorman listen to the man who says, “Time, tide and trolley wait for no man. Let her go, motorman”? Does the man own the trolley company? If not, why let him boss you around?

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by Anonymousreply 133November 28, 2021 2:47 AM

Death penalty: If capital punishment injections are so inhumane, why not just use a large dose of morphine?

by Anonymousreply 134November 28, 2021 8:22 AM

"Who ate lobster first?"

Seals.

You watch an animal go through all the trouble of breaking open a giant sea cockroach and eating the raw meat with gusto.

You think, hey, maybe those sea cockroaches might be edible if we're desperate.

And before you know it, your parents are taking you to some "fancy" seafood restaurant on a Friday during lent and you order the lobster thermidor not just to piss them off, but because you're wondering if "thermidor" is French for nuclear hazard orange.

History of the world right there, boys and girls.

by Anonymousreply 135November 28, 2021 8:50 AM

Excellent point, R128. And also, who's father is Grandpa in the movie - Anna or Alonzo Sr.?

Also, why doesn't anyone seem to realize that Tootie is almost certainly going to grow up to be a serial killer.

by Anonymousreply 136November 28, 2021 12:21 PM

Why don’t people know the difference between whose and who’s?

Or it’s and its?

by Anonymousreply 137November 28, 2021 1:07 PM

I’ve always thought that Grandpa was his father — if he were that sarcastic of a father-in-law he’d probably be kicked out.

Also, I wonder if Margaret O’Brien is the last person alive who acted with Harry Davenport. Quite remarkable to think that she acted with someone began acting in 1871 and who first appeared on Broadway in 1894. “Beau Wilkes” from GWTW is still alive but he didn’t appear with Davenport.

by Anonymousreply 138November 29, 2021 12:54 AM

How can Garth Brooks be the biggest-selling solo recording artist in history when the only song of his I’ve ever heard is that awful “I got friends in low places”?

by Anonymousreply 139December 6, 2021 12:37 PM

Listening to live concert albums from the 1960s and 70s I always wonder, if they were all so fucked up on booze and drugs, how did they still manage to play their instruments and remember all the words to the songs? I know some didn't, but most did.

by Anonymousreply 140January 14, 2022 5:44 PM

Are performers satisfied with their work? Is it a case if “nailed it” or “that could’ve been better.”’

by Anonymousreply 141January 14, 2022 11:42 PM

Why are my feet dry? Would they be smoother if I walked on my hands?

by Anonymousreply 142January 14, 2022 11:45 PM

Am I fat if I can see my penis when I urinate?

by Anonymousreply 143January 14, 2022 11:50 PM

Does my cat know when I'm about to wake up so he can get close and stare at my face? Should I work out at home or in the park tomorrow? Are the Golden Oreos the reason for this extra layer of fat? What would my life be like now if she had been pregnant? Why AstroTurf? It's awful, like flocked wallpaper for stadiums. I wonder if the three Corvettes I had in High School and College are still on the road. Do the owners know that the mileage on them is about 6000 miles more than they think because I regularly disconnected the odometers so my father didn’t know how much I drove? And did dad ever know that I filled up my friends’ cars with gas at the gas pumps at his dealership late at night so we could all drive to New Orleans, or wherever? Why was the debut '53 Corvette so underpowered? Whatever became of that guy I met in Rome? Oh, and the other one I met in Singapore? And that other one...oh forget it the list is too long. Am I eating too much salt? Did Diana really push Mary on Motown 25? Will they ever make up? Is that red haired guy I always see on 9th Avenue the one I, um...dated...in the late 80's or am I romanticizing it? I defy anyone to tell the difference between Smirnoff, Belvedere and Grey Goose in a blind taste test. How much is all my dry cleaning going to cost once they reopen? It's a shame that so many of the swimming pools I used to swim in including my family's, Leslie Blue's and Sherwood Forest Country Club's have been filled in. That circular herringbone pattern driveway at 11260 Sheraton Drive is still beautiful though. What are we going to do with all the plastic? Why are guys 20, 25 years younger than I am hitting me up? Why were gauchos a thing? And Qiana? What the hell was that? Do they still make it? Makena beach on Maui looks so beautiful on the live webcam right now. When will Eric and I get back there? Won't producing power for all the electric cars just pollute as much as cars with internal combustion engines? Do the assholes who play ear-splittingly loud music in their cars with all the windows down know how stupid they look? Do women still wear panty hose? When will I get to sing again? Why did they bastardize Boiardi into Chef Boyardee? Why would people eat that shit? Real pasta is cheaper anyway. Do I tell the people I love how much I love them often enough? Why the hell do some shoemakers insist on that absurd straight lacing? I always have to redo it. Do people realize that the piping and side surfaces of some leather car seats is actually vinyl? I should buy a Lite-Brite on Amazon. Why don't men know that the basting stitch on the vent of their new suit jacket is to be cut once they buy it? Should I make a batch of Froze's in my VitaMix or will I just drink all of it myself? Do carmakers who have to make cars with both left-hand and right-hand drive wish that everyone would just drive on the same side? Why can't they put salsa in a container like Hummus, so you can get the chip in there? Was it a mistake not to sign that contract to be in the boy band IKON and tour China when I was 24? How have so many years gone by since then? Why the hell doesn't GM produce a car inspired by the Cadillac Eldorado, Oldsmobile Toronado and Buick Riviera circa 1966-71 with long, elegant proportions? I'd buy one. Speaking of proportions, do people know how much better the proportions of the typical home's rooms are with 9 foot ceilings instead of 8 foot ceilings? Should I install recessed ceiling lighting? Why is my apartment buzzer loud enough to wake the dead? How can I muffle it and still hear it? What is all this gluten free shit? I am not convinced. What's the viewership of CSPAN? Will it get another season? Should I move to Los Angeles? Is it time for bed?

by Anonymousreply 144January 15, 2022 12:27 AM

Why is fresh fish so expensive? Aren’t there plenty of fish in the sea?

by Anonymousreply 145January 15, 2022 12:42 AM

Have I ever really gotten past my second sphincter?

by Anonymousreply 146January 15, 2022 1:26 AM

Why do my reading glasses have a passport?

by Anonymousreply 147January 15, 2022 3:05 AM

Well done, R144

by Anonymousreply 148January 15, 2022 11:22 AM

What's in the porn collection of famous people and does it include sex toys?

by Anonymousreply 149January 15, 2022 11:51 AM

Why does the supermarket keep Bays in the cooler but other English muffins in the bread aisle?

by Anonymousreply 150January 15, 2022 3:54 PM

This is morbid, but when I loose this mortal coil, will anyone post treacly tributes to me on social media? Will the usual suspects use the occasion to virtue-signal and showcase themselves? Will I be annoyed in the afterlife?

by Anonymousreply 151January 16, 2022 2:14 PM

I’ll be sure to do that for you, r151.

He was the nicest guy you’d ever want to meet. He’d give you the shirt off his back and had a smile that would light up a room.

by Anonymousreply 152January 16, 2022 2:28 PM

Why do drive-up (drive-thru) ATMs have instructions in Braille?

by Anonymousreply 153January 16, 2022 2:34 PM

There’s a reason for that, r153.

Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 154January 16, 2022 2:47 PM

[quote] Why do drive-up (drive-thru) ATMs have instructions in Braille?

They don't make separate ATM's for drive up and for walk up. They use the same type of machines everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 155January 16, 2022 2:51 PM

Exactly, r155.

When they make the components of an ATM, they don’t differentiate between which keyboard will go in the bank or store and which will be used for drive-ups. To retool the machine that makes those keyboards just to remove the braille for drive ups would be a colossal waste of time and money.

by Anonymousreply 156January 16, 2022 2:53 PM

Why do birds suddenly appear?

by Anonymousreply 157January 16, 2022 2:56 PM

Who drilled the first bathroon gloryhole? Where in the world?

Has anybody ever been caught doing that? Cum to think of it, I've never seen a newspaper headline or a "Good Morning America" segment about it. Such as, "Perv arrested for drillling gloryhole in 3rd floor mensroom."

Where is the oldest continuously used public gloryhole? Still in operation, somehow?

Do gaylings wish they'd have known the joys of a public gloryhole? Or they all look down at eldergays for such a concept?

Is gloryhole one word or two words?

Would I call myself a "glorywhore" for all the hours spent at them years ago?

by Anonymousreply 158January 16, 2022 4:52 PM

Would love to know the answers to those questions myself, r158.

by Anonymousreply 159January 16, 2022 6:29 PM

Only any time you are near, r157!

by Anonymousreply 160January 16, 2022 6:30 PM

What is this new residential design trend of stark white + flat black? Noticing it in a lot of new construction here in LA: cold white houses with black window trim and black doors. Also seeing it in interiors. I think it's very ugly. A black door, how unwelcoming.

by Anonymousreply 161January 16, 2022 6:34 PM

PS I'm also seeing some black and dark grey houses, borderline sinister but sometimes striking. I couldn't live in one.

by Anonymousreply 162January 16, 2022 6:43 PM

Where do fruit flies come from? A piece of fruit goes a day over its expiration date and suddenly fruit flies are buzzing around.

by Anonymousreply 163January 19, 2022 2:15 PM

Why does the gastrointestinal track work only one way?

by Anonymousreply 164January 19, 2022 2:19 PM

R161, I'm retired LAPD. Those are houses where the cartels cook meth. You should steer clear.

by Anonymousreply 165January 19, 2022 2:20 PM

R163 How about when a fly follows you for half a mile on a walk, obsessed by your intoxicating stink or whatever? How do they sustain the energy?

by Anonymousreply 166January 19, 2022 2:27 PM

Why do you never see a dead bird?

by Anonymousreply 167January 19, 2022 2:33 PM

Are our food preferences things we got from our prehistoric ancestors who got them from even more primitive ancestors? So basically we are eating what totally pre-human ape-like creatures liked.

by Anonymousreply 168January 19, 2022 2:38 PM

[quote] Why does the gastrointestinal track

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 169January 19, 2022 8:10 PM

Why do women wear yoga pants out to dinner, and think that's an acceptable outfit to wear at a nice restaurant?

by Anonymousreply 170January 19, 2022 8:20 PM

Why can't we build new houses that follow classical styles?

by Anonymousreply 171January 19, 2022 8:21 PM

Why are straight me so stupid?

by Anonymousreply 172January 19, 2022 8:42 PM

Do you always know when you’re gonna fart?

by Anonymousreply 173January 19, 2022 8:43 PM

Is Sufjan Stevens really gay or just gay?

by Anonymousreply 174January 19, 2022 8:46 PM

Why would someone leave a cake out in the rain anyway?

And why would you never have that recipe again?

Don't you have a cookbook?

Or are you just stupid?

by Anonymousreply 175January 19, 2022 8:55 PM

Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

by Anonymousreply 176January 19, 2022 9:10 PM

Did you ever cross over to Sneeden’s?

by Anonymousreply 177January 19, 2022 9:42 PM

Mommy, why does everybody have a bomb?

by Anonymousreply 178January 19, 2022 10:39 PM

I heard Dolph Lundgren was a Fulbright Scholar. Is this true?

by Anonymousreply 179January 19, 2022 10:49 PM

Why do flight attendants rattle off their announcements so rapidly? I always think what passengers do if English isn't their first language - how the fuck do they make out what their connecting gate will be or whatever? Are we really in such a hurry that the stew can't slow down a little and deliver the info clearly enough for people to understand?

by Anonymousreply 180February 2, 2022 4:13 AM

People who write memoirs - how do they remember enough to make a coherent story, especially if they've done a lot of booze or drugs over decades? I can hardly remember last month.

by Anonymousreply 181February 8, 2022 5:18 AM

Why are the campy Liz Taylor movies Ash Wednesday and Boom! not available to watch anywhere?

by Anonymousreply 182February 26, 2022 1:12 PM

Do Simon and Garfunkel keep in touch with each other?

by Anonymousreply 183March 4, 2022 4:27 AM

WHY DO SOME PEOPLE'S MOUTHS SPEW SHIT THEIR ASSES CAN'T CHECK? Are we not all capping this random thread?

by Anonymousreply 184March 4, 2022 5:02 AM

I don’t understand r184.

by Anonymousreply 185March 4, 2022 9:25 AM

Why is every single spam call I get for some sort of solar energy thing? Is this the biggest phone scam going in California right now? Are the telemarketers getting results? They must be.

by Anonymousreply 186March 4, 2022 4:37 PM

Or car warranty. I've gotten 5 spam calls this week.

by Anonymousreply 187March 6, 2022 5:16 AM

Well you are aware your warranty is about to expire, aren’t you, r187?

by Anonymousreply 188March 8, 2022 10:58 AM

I wonder how so many girls feel fine talking like loud nasally 60s movie actresses in restaurants, staying "actually" 50 times while I struggle to hear my partner across the table from me.

How do they not realize they sound so awful? It's everywhere!

Why do they think they are interesting to listen to it that anyone finds this charming? Why don't they care that they are making others' lives miserable?

Why does this seem to be happening more and more?

by Anonymousreply 189March 10, 2022 7:03 AM

R189 I agree one thousand times over. SO many women today sound like they inhaled helium and nobody thinks it's strange. I would think it actually takes a certain effort to talk that way.

They do all sound like the ditzy neighbor on a 60s sitcom. On the other hand, the "popular" woman's voice from the 60s, judging from movies and old footage, was breathier and more kittenish - Jackie Kennedy, Marilyn, Sharon Tate. And then going back to the 50s, you hear a warmer, deep rich voice - Doris Day etc. In the 1940s Joan Crawford sounded almost masculine.

by Anonymousreply 190March 10, 2022 12:04 PM

R146 if you have to ask, you haven’t. Feeling a cock that goes past it will literally have your eyes rolling back in your head. You can buy toys if you just want the sensation, but there’s nothing like a man with enough cock to slide all the way up there. The last time I had that happen part of my leg went numb and i couldn’t even moan entirely. I sounded like I was having a panic attack.

Damn I need to call Luke. That boy was something special.

by Anonymousreply 191March 10, 2022 6:53 PM

Exactly, R190. More like Vivian Vance type vocals. Cut right through the crowd with brassy chest voice to get the maximum attention. I would love it if more women took on the breathy vixen voice you mention - I do hear it occasionally, but not enough. EVERY girl I hang out with has a better voice than what I hear out there. Girls, you get more desirable attention if you are mysterious and captivating instead of needy and demanding.

I was at dinner last night, and I totally couldn't hear my partner at normal volume right in front of me. There was a veritable hen house around me. I heard all stories involving 'the worst day of my life', 'helping a friend vomit because she was so drunk', 'the worst tenants in my building', and 'my upcoming wedding'. There was piercing shrill consistent voices all competing from different tables, to be 'top hen' in the restaurant, and many of them let out very performative cackling sounds, as if to say "I'm the life of the party, you should envy me." I was having fork stabbing fantasies all through dinner.

by Anonymousreply 192March 10, 2022 8:12 PM

Do newspapers still have TV Sections?

by Anonymousreply 193March 22, 2022 2:57 AM

Mine does.

by Anonymousreply 194March 22, 2022 11:32 AM

When did pants suddenly catch on for men in the Western world? Was it due to the Ottoman Empire? Weren't robes and tunics moe comfortable?

by Anonymousreply 195March 24, 2022 5:17 AM

Who can turn the world on with a smile? Who can take a nothing day and make it all seem worth while?

by Anonymousreply 196March 24, 2022 5:36 AM

Who can it be now? Do you really want to hurt me?

by Anonymousreply 197March 24, 2022 5:46 AM

I couldn’t help but wonder: if they subtracted all the viewers who hatewatched AJLT, would it have been renewed?

by Anonymousreply 198March 24, 2022 6:21 AM

Do you believe in love? What have I done to deserve this?

by Anonymousreply 199March 24, 2022 6:25 AM

I wonder what Jack Nicholson is doing right now. I wish I could just

by Anonymousreply 200March 24, 2022 7:00 AM

Why are so many people afraid to stand up to wokeness and the Twitter mob when the majority of the American population hates it?

by Anonymousreply 201March 24, 2022 7:05 AM

I’ve always wondered why people believe in Zodiac sighs.

“Oh he’s like that because he’s a Gemini.” “Oh, I don’t date virgos.”

Are you really that fucking stupid that you believe that everyone on earth born in the same month has the same personality?”

by Anonymousreply 202March 24, 2022 7:10 AM

What kind of genitals do blue haired people have?

by Anonymousreply 203March 24, 2022 8:06 AM

R201 Because it sucks to be bullied and ruined by mobs. It’s Twitter mainly. Count me in as someone who despises all of it. The shit it stirs up trickles down and poisons the culture, you could argue may even account for an uptick in street violence.

I guess I wonder how Jack Dorsey lives with himself.

by Anonymousreply 204March 24, 2022 3:24 PM

R163 their eggs are already on your fruit, waiting for it to get ripe enough. Mull that one over for a while.

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by Anonymousreply 205March 24, 2022 4:25 PM

Here's one that I wonder about...

Why am I supposed to hear "Walkin' on Sunshine" every fucking day for the rest of my life?

by Anonymousreply 206March 26, 2022 12:23 AM

I wonder why you eat shit

by Anonymousreply 207March 26, 2022 12:51 AM

R206 I wonder how much money Katrina has made from that song.

by Anonymousreply 208March 26, 2022 10:34 AM

Not to mention the Waves.

by Anonymousreply 209March 26, 2022 10:53 AM

Does Zelenskyy wear boxers or briefs?

by Anonymousreply 210March 26, 2022 4:10 PM

Are the plants controlling us?

Why else are we so driven to eat and poop, if it weren't for the plants needing fertilizer...

by Anonymousreply 211March 26, 2022 6:36 PM

Why are you so ugly?

by Anonymousreply 212March 26, 2022 7:42 PM

Who's that girl?

by Anonymousreply 213March 27, 2022 3:00 AM

[quote]Death penalty: If capital punishment injections are so inhumane, why not just use a large dose of morphine?

I've been wondering this my whole life! People are accidentally overdosing right and left, is it really that hard to do it on purpose?

by Anonymousreply 214March 27, 2022 3:08 AM

If i was born female would i be a slut.

by Anonymousreply 215March 27, 2022 3:35 AM

Well, you were born male and are one, so I’d say yes.

by Anonymousreply 216March 27, 2022 8:02 PM

Did Dusty Springfield experience eye irritation from her famous "panda eyes" makeup?

by Anonymousreply 217April 5, 2022 2:07 AM

How do u take 3 in ur ass at once?

by Anonymousreply 218April 5, 2022 2:21 AM

What is the asteroid belt, actually? And why is it there?

by Anonymousreply 219April 5, 2022 4:11 AM

What happens to porn stars after they leave the business?

by Anonymousreply 220April 5, 2022 6:57 AM

R219, Wheel of Fortune?

That was an answer on Wheel recently, and I was baffled. It was explained to me, very condescendingly, by my brother. It still makes no sense to me.

by Anonymousreply 221April 6, 2022 4:33 AM

R221 the Asteroid Belt is symbolic of the Wheel of Fortune? That actually blows my mind a bit.

by Anonymousreply 222April 6, 2022 7:02 AM

Why do New Jersey Italians yell and scream so much?

by Anonymousreply 223April 6, 2022 8:24 AM

Why do I love the taste of my husband’s shit?

by Anonymousreply 224April 6, 2022 8:29 AM

When you read that two celebrities once dated, does that mean they were in a relationship or just a fuck or two?

by Anonymousreply 225May 12, 2022 4:32 PM

WHET to Burt Reynolds' posthumous memoir?

by Anonymousreply 226May 19, 2022 2:40 AM

Why do airport/plane PSA announcers speak so rapidly and incoherently? How do people who don’t understand English well deal with this?

by Anonymousreply 227May 26, 2022 12:28 PM

When a guy shoots his load up my ass does his sperm look for an egg in there?

by Anonymousreply 228May 26, 2022 12:37 PM

No, it's looking for last night's dim sum.

by Anonymousreply 229May 26, 2022 7:39 PM

Who started this new trend of calling teachers "educators"? You're a teacher, get over yourself.

by Anonymousreply 230June 9, 2022 1:07 AM

Freeways being built.

by Anonymousreply 231June 9, 2022 1:09 AM

Why Europeans think Americans know or care about Eurovision.

by Anonymousreply 232June 9, 2022 1:11 AM

Why do some people get in the turning only lane then just sit there and refuse to turn?

by Anonymousreply 233June 9, 2022 1:12 AM

Why do some people insist on backing into parking spots?

by Anonymousreply 234June 9, 2022 1:18 AM

If ghost exist do they watch us when we have sex?

by Anonymousreply 235June 9, 2022 1:46 AM

R235 the week my grandma passed I was jacking and I felt a cool breeze on my feet. Either she has a secret foot thing or she was just passing through. Immediately no!

by Anonymousreply 236June 9, 2022 6:47 AM

People say old Joe Kennedy allegedly did business with mobsters. So why did Bobby go after the mob?

by Anonymousreply 237June 19, 2022 10:39 PM

How many angels CAN dance on the head of pin?

by Anonymousreply 238June 19, 2022 10:42 PM

[quote]Did Claudine Longet ever try belting out a tune?

I attracted men by using a whispery baby voice..."Oh, I'm so helpless..."

but if they make me angry...I kill them...bang, bang...you are dead mofo!

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by Anonymousreply 239June 19, 2022 11:09 PM

I don’t why me stupid, R172

by Anonymousreply 240June 19, 2022 11:15 PM

You wish me to sing lullaby to your beautiful bebe?

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by Anonymousreply 241June 19, 2022 11:59 PM

Why do trailers these days give away practically the entire movie? Each one is essentially a synopsis.

by Anonymousreply 242June 26, 2022 1:53 PM

Why was Johnny Carson such an asshole to joan rivers ? I know he was a mean drunk but was he really THAT UNHAPPY to carry the feud to his grave and pass on to Jay Leno?????

Takes a lot of energy to store all that Hate

DL ers in the biz:: you gotta know something

by Anonymousreply 243July 10, 2022 11:43 PM

On Castle, why was his daughter named Alexis Castle? That was a pen name. His real name was Richard Rodgers.

by Anonymousreply 244July 10, 2022 11:49 PM

Do celebrities read nasty blind items about themselves and freak out?

by Anonymousreply 245November 6, 2022 2:29 AM

I've wondered how ancient or primitive peoples discovered all the medicinal uses of things. like plants, minerals, and animal products. Many are still used today. But how did people with few resources to science figure out how or why these things worked?

Similarly, though acorns are not palatable to humans in raw form, Indian tribes like the Tongva (LA area) and the Chumash (Central Coast) developed a process to extract the poisons and make the acorn flour edible and useful. How much trial and error did that take? How did they figure out a method to remove the toxins? And who first thought it was a good idea to even try to do it?

[quote]For many Native Americans in southern California, such as the Chumash, acorn meal was the main source of carbohydrates. Problem: acorns contain toxic levels of bitter tannins which must be leached out to render them edible. To do this, the acorns were dried for one year, shelled, winnowed to remove a thin inner shell, pounded into flour, sifted repeatedly through finely-woven baskets, leached by rinsing in water, then cooked into a mush like grits. The processing of acorns was a communal activity, done by women who chatted and sang while they worked.

Somebody had to figure out how/why to do that.

by Anonymousreply 246November 6, 2022 2:49 AM

Even after they wash their dicks, why do some guys still smell like cheese?

by Anonymousreply 247November 6, 2022 2:53 AM

Isn't it weird that Arriana Huffington was a big right winger, then the biggest left winger, and now seems to be completely disengaged from politics? And that Al Gore doesn't even talk about climate change much any more?

by Anonymousreply 248November 6, 2022 4:44 AM

Why does Grindr allow trannies and crossdressers?

by Anonymousreply 249November 6, 2022 4:46 AM

Why is the sun not yellow, it’s a chicken?

Why did my boyfriend have to die? I’ll never be touched like that again?

Why did Alex trebek become a saint ?

by Anonymousreply 250November 6, 2022 5:08 AM

How is Mr. T doing? What does he do all day? Does he have money? I always liked him.

by Anonymousreply 251November 19, 2022 11:06 AM

When they're filming/ recording a movie or TV show and someone lets one rip, does the sound equipment pick it up and does everyone crack up and they do a retake or do they act like professionals and carry on? How many takes in old movies and shows are actually shots where someone farted but the viewer can't tell?

Will I ever have a better, happier life than I have right now?

Whatever happened to Robbie Owens? Was he interested in me or we just friends? I've never had that chemistry with anyone since.

by Anonymousreply 252November 19, 2022 12:52 PM

^ "or were we just friends?"

by Anonymousreply 253November 19, 2022 12:54 PM

The same way pubic hair gets caught between your teeth !

by Anonymousreply 254November 19, 2022 1:02 PM

Why don’t they make cat food in mouse flavor?

by Anonymousreply 255November 19, 2022 1:07 PM

R255 Hmmm....lol!

by Anonymousreply 256November 19, 2022 7:02 PM

Whatever happened to the rumored no-holds-barred tell-all autobiography that was to be released after Burt Reynolds' death?

by Anonymousreply 257December 16, 2022 4:44 AM

[quote] Why is it when I find a hair in my Caesar salad, it's always long and black?

Hairs in your Caesar salad are not [bold] always [/bold] long and black. You just notice the ones that are. There are other hairs in your salad but you don’t notice them before you merrily eat them. You eat more hair than you know.

by Anonymousreply 258December 16, 2022 4:56 AM

[quote] Why don’t they make cat food in mouse flavor?

They do. They just call it something less offensive.

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by Anonymousreply 259December 16, 2022 4:59 AM

[quote] Why do some people insist on backing into parking spots?

Because they’re douchebags.

We’ve been through this before. Only douchebags back into parking spaces. It’s the universal sign of a DB. It’s people who think they’re very cool.

by Anonymousreply 260December 16, 2022 5:03 AM

[quote] their eggs are already on your fruit, waiting for it to get ripe enough. Mull that one over for a while.

That’s why it’s important to wash your fruit — including bananas. The fruit has eggs on it.

by Anonymousreply 261December 16, 2022 5:08 AM

It’s easy to stretch your asshole and take 3 in it

by Anonymousreply 262January 18, 2023 1:39 AM

Why don't they make cars out of rubber so if there is a collision they would bounce off each other?

by Anonymousreply 263January 19, 2023 4:37 AM
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