Which one gets a "Happy Birthday" from you?
Today Beyonce turns 40, and Mitzi Gaynor turns 90.
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| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 7, 2021 5:04 PM |
Mitzi, of course. Beyonce can go fuck herself.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 4, 2021 2:31 PM |
I’d rather do Mitzi
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 4, 2021 2:33 PM |
Mitzi. I had a cat named Mitzi.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 4, 2021 2:33 PM |
Beyonce has a bigger cock!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 4, 2021 2:34 PM |
All hail the QUEEN!
Mitzi.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 4, 2021 2:35 PM |
Mitzi
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 4, 2021 2:44 PM |
Mitzi, no question. I’d like to see Bouncy even attempt this level of work. You can pay all the yes people to tell you how fantastic you are, but proving it is another matter.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 4, 2021 2:48 PM |
OMG, love "I Will Survive"! Happy birthday, Miss Gaynor!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 4, 2021 2:50 PM |
Being a nice guy, I’d say...
The both of them.
But tbh... I just love Mitzi.
Mitzi is my shining star.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 4, 2021 2:52 PM |
Remember when Beyonce made that shitty "Lemonade" album and she thought she was gonna win every Grammy, so she dressed up in some gawdawful Queen of the Nile-Xulu Warrior Princess-High School Art Teacher monstrosity for the ceremony and brought a freaking NOTEBOOK containing all the speeches she planned to give for every award she expected to get? Then she ended up losing in most of her categories? Ha!
Mitzi would never have done that.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 4, 2021 2:54 PM |
What about ME?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 4, 2021 4:43 PM |
Back-to-back Mitzi flix in prime time today on TCM:
Les Girls (8P Eastern)
The Joker Is Wild (10:15P)
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 4, 2021 7:09 PM |
MITZI!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 4, 2021 7:11 PM |
Joey Heatherton
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 4, 2021 7:17 PM |
Beyonce of course.
What the fuck is a Mitzi Gaynor?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 4, 2021 7:27 PM |
[quote]Mitzi would never have done that.
She would have to be nominated for something first.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 4, 2021 7:28 PM |
R17 Thanks for weighing in, Beyonce.
Even Solange likes Mitzi better.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 4, 2021 7:28 PM |
R19 So do we.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 4, 2021 7:29 PM |
R18 I've won my share of awards, you miserable cunt Beyonce.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 4, 2021 7:31 PM |
Respect your elders...
Mitzi comes first. Beyonce comes second.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 4, 2021 7:39 PM |
R23 Mitzi comes first. Beyonce never comes. She's a cold ass bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 4, 2021 7:42 PM |
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 4, 2021 7:47 PM |
In 2007 I watched Mitzi make a drunken spectacle of herself at the Hamburger Hamlet on Sunset. The recent widow, made a loud and very unattractive at an obviously gay waiter and wouldn't take no for an answer. Someone finally showed-up to help her stagger from the restaurant. I never thought of her the same way since.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 4, 2021 8:00 PM |
(r26) made that "unattractive PASS" Sorry 'bout that.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 4, 2021 8:04 PM |
R26 I love messy gossip like this!
Mitzi showing up to Hamburger Hamlet would be enough. But to add being a horny old drunk cougar is just the cherry on top of the cake!
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 4, 2021 8:06 PM |
Makes me love her even more, r26 and r28. Mitzi just don't care!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 4, 2021 8:32 PM |
Mitzi with Paulo Szot, who starred in the 2008 Lincoln Center revival of "South Pacific."
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 7, 2021 5:04 PM |