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Sacramento Teen Janelle Kelly Missing, Friends Plead for Help on Morning Show!

Thoughts and prayers for the safe return of Janelle.

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by Anonymousreply 6September 3, 2021 1:46 AM

Love it - the Onion really knows how to do comedy.

They should do late night comedy shows - SNL is soooo consistently weak.

by Anonymousreply 1September 2, 2021 8:46 PM

Nice to know there are still Valley Girls.

by Anonymousreply 2September 2, 2021 8:50 PM

The OP of the thread about his son's daughter calling him a Homo obviously made her disappear!

by Anonymousreply 3September 2, 2021 8:54 PM

0/10.

by Anonymousreply 4September 2, 2021 9:19 PM

That was funny!

by Anonymousreply 5September 2, 2021 9:42 PM

Reminds me of Kelly Bundy's "Vital Social Issues and Stuff" on "Married With Children."

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by Anonymousreply 6September 3, 2021 1:46 AM
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