Colton Underwood seen kissing Jordan C. Brown

Who? and Who?

If Jordan had brown eyes, he would be my ideal type.

Well, he's certainly not a twink.

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Get back to us when they present hole.

Interesting choice - who’s the top?

That Jordan dude has those kind of lips that never completely close.

Is someone a sugar daddy?

R6 that’s what they said to each other in the hotel room, as they both went ass up-face down on the pillows.

Ugh, he's like a skinny version of Ben Platt. Colton could do better.

Isn't Colton a Republican or am I thinking about that football player?

He appears to be well-connected as a consultant in political and tech circles which probably means he's got some $$$.

His public LinkedIn profile refers to him having a partner ("Paul") and two children. Is Coltie a homewrecker?

R9.

Guurrlll

You're the top, R6! You're the Coliseum.

But between these two? Who knows!

[quote]Is Coltie a homewrecker?

"Brown shares his daughters with his ex-partner Paul Rusconi, who is a painter."

Jordan's ex:

What a whore.

Will Colton be a wicked stepmother?

Colton is the Queen.

😆 r20

Jordan's ex is fuckin' HAWT!!!!

Can we stop talking about this basic gay attention whore.

Coltie’s obviously a power bottom.

Is Coltie to distinguish it from the longstanding DL noun Colty r24?

That dude is not cute. I totally had a chance with Colton!

Old and ugly. I'm not seeing it.

R27 Look a bit closer

Must have a big dick, ex is hot, now he lands the bachelor?

[quote] Must have a big dick, ex is hot, now he lands the bachelor?

Ex IS hot. Obviously, this guy Jordan wants younger flesh and modest celebrity -- at least for the moment.

I'll never not trust my gaydar again.

I met Colton at a press thing that ABC had for the Bachelor and the guy looked like he was going to SNAP IN HALF.

Someone asked him about finding love and the subtext of his reaction was GET AWAY GET AWAY I DON"T LOVE ANY OF THESE WOMEN I"M GAY I"M GAY.

Ewww at R2. Not what I was expecting at all. Colton could do much better. I thought it was going to be some young ripped muscle dude, not this ferret.

And the pic at R2 is very outdated. This is what he looks like now. Old and gray.

Brown is obviously a practiced Sugar Daddy.

It's probably money more than a big dick.

Dammit, they're both white.

The BF is giving me Ben Platt x Aaron Rodgers vibes.

Did you say anything to anyone at the time. R31, even on Datalounge? If you can reference a post you made back then, I will be impressed.

He seems a bit fem. I think Colton is the top.

Colton looks good in that video, R38. His swim suit starts to slip down almost showing his ass.

Jordan is only 38. Yikes he looks rough. I would have guessed late 40’s early 50’s

MY DC connection says he is indeed known for having a big fat dick that gets him way out of his league guys. Top for days, very daddy mentor like and has money and connections.

OMG, he legit looks like a pig. 🐷🐽 I never found Gus Kentworthy attractive but next to this guy, Gus is an absolute 10.

TFW Chasten is the best looking guy in the pic.

He must be a democrat he has a donkey dick

R43 Chasten has the widest, juiciest ass in Democratic politics. He used to wear pants that were too tight for it, and if you dig around on Insta you can find pics of it, but that rump more than makes up for anything the haters might say about his husband's politics.

No way is that guy only 38?!

Yuck! @r43, he looks like...Perez Hilton.

Colton can do better look wise.

I think Chasten is a cutie pie.

R4: Colton and a bottom daddy?

This instagram speech makes me think Jordan is going to be doing the lion's share of talking in the Colton/Jordan love nest.

[quote] Our family put feet in the street today because as long as white nationalists are walking their talk we must walk ours. Kids inherently understand justice and fairness and it was heartbreaking to have to explain to our kids that someone who was supposed to help harmed instead, that a police officer committed murder, again. That for too long there have been no consequences. We were part of a peaceful march of more than 10,000 masked Angelenos who showed up in a pandemic to say that #blacklivesmatter and that we need to #defundpolice. Municipal police do not need to be militarized and communities of color do not need to be overpoliced. White people: we must be in this fight every day until a black boy has the same life expectancy as a white boy and a black man has the same household income as a white man. Our hearts are heavy but we find comfort in solidarity. We march to beat back white nationalism, the scourge of our era that is as alive and well as it was during slavery or Jim Crow.

🙄🙄🙄 God, he is insufferable.

R13.

For anyone who watched The White Lotus, Colton's vacation shots will look familiar.

His Instagram shots are all nicely done but I'm guessing his PR team is vetoing any raunchy ones which might alienate his faithful female fans.

38?! AHAHAHAHAHA

R56 If he graduated from Stanford in 04 at 21 or 22 that would make him about 38. A haggard-looking 38.

Jordie, can I push your stool in for you?

Is this garbage going to be featured in the "documentary"?

I knew he was a bottom.

Did Colton get a bracelet tattoo? Is this like getting eyeliner tattoos so you don’t have to put it on every morning?

I guess things didn’t work out with the Water Guy from HACKS?

His #defundpolice rant is going to come back to haunt him.

[quote] I knew he was a bottom.

A bottom with no real ass to speak of. Still he'd look so cute on his back.

What is the thing that 3 out of 4 shirtless gay men appear to wearing on their gold chains these days? Including Colton. I'm guessing it must symbolize something.

It's locket containing info on blood type and other medical first aid stuff.

Colton is famous because he was a football player and appeared on "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette"? In other words, he's as accomplished as Paris Hilton.

[quote] In other words, he's as accomplished as Paris Hilton.

He's only got 2 million followers, lots more hard work ahead before ha can claim to be as accomplished as Paris.

r50 Top daddy, Dude is rumored to be hung like a mule, Colton's deflowering was probably epic.

Who's the hottie in the orange speedo in R65's pic?

Some talentless hick is kissing a grizzled old man? Who the fuck cares?

[quote] a grizzled old man

He's 38.

That's exactly what Colton deserves for his No Blacks/No Asians/No Fats preferences.

R72, yeah. A grizzled old man.

I think Colton is versatile.

R73

[quote] That's exactly what Colton deserves for his No Blacks/No Asians/No Fats preferences.

Do you think Colton should be sent to The Re-Education Camps or do you want to Cancel him now?

[quote] [R50] Top daddy, Dude is rumored to be hung like a mule, Colton's deflowering was probably epic.

Yes, all those years ago.

r77 maybe it grew back lol

To go on vacation when you don't really do anything is a tough life.....Daddy is probably paying for everything

One of the contestants on the Bachelorette announced that the reason Colton was a virgin is that he has a micro-penis. Could just be trash talk, but the other contestant, Jean Blanc, says Colton provided that information himself.

Colton professes to always go commando, something you would not expect from a man with an actual micropenis.

R70 That would be Gustavo, a Brazilian model. He seems to have a thing for Colton, comments on lots of his instagram posts fishing for a reply.

Beautiful Gustavo admits he's had a few botox sessions on his crowfeet and weak jawline.

He excites me more than his former companion Luke Evans who's appeared in a few movies I've never seen

With the name Underwood, surely Colton is a bottom, even if he may on occasion lean versatile. I have a gut feeling as a top that he enjoys taking it. I hope he's having fun, and that the micropenis talk is rubbish.

That guy is really unattractive. I can see how Colton is looking for any stable connection into the gay community. This guy has money and connections. But he is very unattractive. I don’t think Colton understands how much better he can do.

I wouldn’t kiss that guy. yuck.

Why do people care so much about every development of this hoes life?

R85 I keep asking myself that, as I check his instagram before my own email. And I think of myself as otherwise normal.

R48 This top is rich, he can surely find a hotter bottom boy that has a better ass than Colton. Lets be real here.

Don’t he know he’s going to hell? No one wants to see this! This is a wholesome family site, free from abominations.

R87 So what are you saying, they're both in LOVE?

So what if they kiss. I'm sure he's taken LOADS since he started filming that thing with Gus. Let him have his ho-ment. You think he fucked Carl Nassib yet?

He’s a virgin, Monet. He hasn’t taken LOADS.

I know everyone has their own path, but Carl Nassib puts Colton to shame, He just does.

r4 Hot and cute

Nassib is a rightwing fug.

Omg so hot

Crack alert

R94 What makes you say that?

He’s not a virgin anymore. He slid down my pole quicker than a 40 year old, mother of two trying to make the rent on her trailer before all the hot girls come in for rush hour at the club

I noticed many of Colton's selfies are posted in mirror image orientation - text on clothing or in backgrounds is flipped - he's behind the wheel on the right-hand side in the US. Strange. Like he wants to appear as he sees himself.

Colton is a former fatty , he is very self conscious.

R99 You could be a psychologist.

How long before Colton and Aaron Schock cross paths? It’s a matter of time.

r102 two bottoms can only scissor plus no one wants to see Aaron's shitty hole.

I want to see Colton Underwood and Andrew Neighbors cross paths.

R103 Aaron is too much of a dumb nerd and way too poor for bottom jock Colton.

colton has one of the biggest cases of gay face I've ever seen.

Who did she think she was fooling

R106 She fooled literally no one.

I've known several people who've stayed at the Four Seasons Maui - it's expensive as hell. It's like $2,000 for a basic room, although the rooms are larger than normal.

Jordan Brown must have some cash to throw around for an extended stay there. I don't know if there are too many more expensive hotels in the US.

R108 Yes we know why Miss Colton is merrily bouncing on that daddy dick.

R108 he tagged FS Maui in just about every post which means... thanks for the free stay!

PS.. I have stayed there and it ain't all that. It's overrun with bratty kids and you have to get up at 6am to lock down a good chaise lounge.

And I'm sure Colton has a nice, tight, hairy hole, so everybody wins!

R111 it’s pink too, and he makes sure its squeaky clean, he knows what his money maker is.

R110 - you think they comped him or did he just want people to know that he's staying at the Four Seasons?

I wouldn't comp some Z-list flash-in-the-pan celeb for some Insta pics. Besides - tourism there is fine and they're even trying to keep people away due to COVID.

Four Seasons does not need Colton Underwood's endorsement.

r113 They guy he is with has money. He is a big time Political consultant.

R114 Judging by his instagram, he's got a nice home, in the hills, where he throws parties, and invites celebs. Plus he has a pet doggie, which is catnip to Colton.

After White Lotus, FS Maui probably has not problem filling rooms.

Until there's a graphic sex tape of him riding a big cock, or sucking a dick and taking cum on his face, I'm really not interested in his fame-whoring.

[quote] it’s pink too, and he makes sure its squeaky clean, he knows what his money maker is.

I would hope, as he brags that he never bothers with underwear.

He may be Z list R113 but he also has almost 2M followers on IG, with what I would imagine is a huge gay following by now and we all know gays have all the money! So yes, I think FS comped him.

[quote] Colton Underwood seen kissing

This one kiss has excited over a hundred watchers. We want more kisses.

He thanked "Belinda" with x's and o's. Maybe he got a complimentary massage. Wonder if he tipped her.

[quote] We want more kisses.

...on erect cocks and butts. Sex tape now.

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So Colton wanted a Daddy. He should have got a rich one, or at least one who is reasonably good looking. Damn! I get that he may be new to this, but does he have no queens in his circle to school him on how this is done?

Colton is extremely good looking, much better than Carl Nassib, but I like Carl's body much better. I'm not sure what I would do if I had to choose between the two.

Choose based on penis size. And hole size.

I'm strictly a bottom. I think I moaned like a bitch in heat when I came out of the womb. Carl looks like a total top, so we would be quite compatible. Although Colton is objectively much better looking, I think he's a bottom too.

This guy hasn't been 38 in years! He's 56!

Our Colt must be on the hunt for a sugar daddy. Why else would he choose him? And now our Carl fucking that silly little slip of a twink. What are these hot men thinking? They should choose partners that are less looks-discordant.

They should choose each other.

Jordan C. Brown looks like Andy Cohen's brother

Actually he looks like the love child of Andy Cohen that common saloon owner that Anderson Cooper used to slum with.

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Yikes that dude is totally forgettable. Colton can do so much better. This was Colton’s first public relationship. The “parting ways amicably” Instagram post will happen in 4-6 weeks. Colton should be fucking all the hot idiot Instagram models while he’s hot, not settling down with mr. boring.

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His bf is the oldest looking 38 yr old ever. They really should have just done a gay Bachelor instead of the stupid Netflix show.

Within the first 10 min of the Netflix show he tells Gus that his type is older… specifically “daddies.”

So…. I guess this tracks.

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The Netflix show was mildly enjoyable and predictable, but it definitely made me realize how much I hate Gus Kenworthy. He’s just an awful human being.